"If you want to learn from me, do you really want to use it to tie up my senior brother?"

"How could it be!" Nangong Douling grinned, "You don't have to press down, you said that in case of any emergency, this spell can come in handy, such as going to the supermarket to buy something and coming back, I don't need to ask someone else's salesperson to help me pack it, a 'bondage spell' can be done." ”

"This spell doesn't seem to be used on this kind of scene. ”

"Whatever, teach me quickly, good uncle, I'll buy you a cup of bubble tea to quench your thirst later." Nangong Douling shook his shoulders coquettishly.

Li Xuan couldn't bear her soft grinding and hard bubbles, so he could only agree.

He duel with both hands, "You look, you can ask me if you don't understand." ”

Nangong Douling was engrossed in his hand decision.

Li Xuan twisted out the white talisman, drew the incantation with his fingers on the paper, and said: "The special thing about this incantation is that it must show a black snake shape on the rune paper to be considered successful, and the secret is that you can draw the incantation by passing the aura through the ugly yin point of the arm and condensing it on the fingertips." ”

"Where's the ugly Yin cave, uncle?"

Li Xuan looked at her and smiled: "Why don't you even remember the most basic Xuanmen acupoint map of the Soul Attracting Sect?"

"There are a total of 1,985 acupuncture points in the Xuanmen acupuncture map, and there are only 720 acupuncture points in traditional Chinese medicine, more than double...... I have a limited brain capacity, and it's not a portable hard drive. ”

He grabbed her hand, pushed her sleeve up, exposed her arm, and pinched her upper arm near the armpit, Nangong Doubell couldn't stand the itch, and almost fell off the chair.

"Uncle Shi, I'm afraid of itching, don't tickle me suddenly. She leaned on his shoulder to steady.

"This is the Ugly Cave. Li Xuan let go of her, and Nangong Douling gasped.

Raise your head at the side of his neck and make eye contact with him up close.

The two looked at each other, as if time had frozen.

His breath sprayed hot on her eyelashes, tickling her cheeks.

Her gaze wandered uncontrollably near others, Li Xuan's lips were seductive, slender and sexy, the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, and her shallow beard was looming, full of manliness and gentleness.

"Bell?" Li called out to her.

Nangong Douling came back to her senses at this time, and without warning, she suddenly felt like a fire behind her ears.

A person came to the stall, looked at the signboard, and said, "Do you fight villains here?"

Somehow, Nangong Douling pushed Li Xuan away with a little weakness, and said to the visitor: "Beat the villain next door and walk over to the fifth house, fifty yuan at a time, you'd better bargain." ”

"Oh. The guest walked away.

Nangong Douling didn't dare to look back at Li Xuduan for a long time, and secretly wondered in his heart, he was in the evil spirit, why was his heart beating faster?

It must have been too hot, and she was wearing a Taoist robe, so she was covered with heat stroke.

His cheeks are still hot at the moment, and he can't go away for a long time.

Li continued: "Do you want me to demonstrate the serpentine 'bondage spell' again?

"I understand, I remember. ”

"I've only done it once, and you remember?"

"Are you jealous of my talent and intelligence?" she stretched out her hand towards Li Xuxuan: "Uncle Shi, you borrow me a fan, it's a little hot." ”

"I can't fan the wind. ”

"How can it be? Don't be as stingy as my master, borrow it. ”

Nangong Douling took out a folding fan from his waist and unfolded it, seeing that this fan was made of jade.

This is the first time she has taken a closer look at this fan, there is no sticker on it, there is no silk cloth, each leaf is fixed with silver between the bones, and the jade surface is finely carved with white lotus, she sighed: "Good craftsmanship, this thing is auctioned at the jade exhibition, and it can be exchanged for several houses." ”

Nangong Doubell shook back and forth, and it really couldn't fan the wind, "What kind of name is this stone fan?"

"The Yingluo fan is my magic weapon. ”

"It's useless. She returned the fan.

Another guest came in front of him and asked, "Are you a fortune seller here?"

"Next door. Nangong Douling drove him away.

The guest asked, "Then do you want to give people a lower head?"

"Huh?"

"It's like feeding people worms and poisoning them, or making a straw man to stick needles on it, and I'm going to curse my boss, and he will deduct my bonus. ”

"Next door next door, find a grandmother surnamed Wang, who speaks with a Miao accent, and that's her. ”

The guest thanked him and walked away.

Li continued: "Fortune telling and descending heads, how can we call people away?"

"You think you're the only one you will? Let me remind you, don't steal business with them, they specialize in fortune-telling, reading palmistry, unpacking documents, and beating villains to drop their heads for a living, and they have been in this area for decades, if they suddenly snatch away the guests from our two children, do you think they will chop us into meat sauce to make beef balls?"

As soon as Nangong Douling finished speaking, another person came over, "Hey, little girl, can you catch the adulterer?"

Nangong Douling got angry, walked out of the shed, pointed to the signboard at the door and said to the guest: "Do you know how to read and write?" It says that I am a full-time ghost hunter and exorcist, and you ask me if I can catch a traitor?"

"Can I catch my wife stealing a man, and I have to find a few people to help catch the rape on the spot, so that I don't have to divide the family property with her when I get divorced. Catching ghosts is almost the same as catching rapes, anyway. You make an offer. ”

"You guy is underwhelming, get out of here!" Nangong Douling raised his fist.

The other party hurriedly hugged his head and fled, turned around and said in disgust, "If you have money, you won't make money!"

"I'm a well-known Soul Attraction mage, and you actually told me to catch a traitor! Believe it or not, I chanted a spell to make you fart and pee on the spot!" Nangong Douling crossed his waist and complained: "What kind of stalls are you putting up! I see that in this world, there is no need to hunt ghosts and exorcise demons! We mages are redundant!"

Li Xuan suddenly frowned, closed his eyes tightly, and was in great pain.

Nangong Douling turned his head to look and found that two nosebleeds were coming out of Li Xu's nose.

"Wow, uncle, are you on fire? You're bleeding from your nose. ”

Nangong Douling took out a paper from under the table and handed it to him.

Li Xuan wiped away the nosebleed with paper, and his breath seemed short, "There is a picture flashing in my mind. ”

"What's the picture?"

"Metro ......"

"What's wrong with the subway?" Nangong Douling hadn't finished asking when he heard a commotion among the pilgrims.

She walked outside the shed and looked out, and saw that the crowd of worshippers in front of the temple was pushing and screaming in a chaotic manner.

"There's a centipede!

She vaguely heard them shouting these words, tilted her head and asked: "It's just a centipede, not a snake, so you need to shout for help?" ”

Li walked out, "I don't feel right. ”

"I also feel that something is wrong with you, you get nosebleeds while sitting, so I went to the convenience store and bought you a bag of ice cubes for a compress. ”