Chapter 897: Playing with the Whip for the First Time
The fried dough sticks freshly made in the cooked food area of Xiaoyue City shopping mall are quite delicious, the fritters are big but not oily and crispy, which is deeply liked by everyone, and the members of the 38 Goddess Team also love the fritters here, as long as you go to the mall to wander, it is indispensable to buy two of these big fritters. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Women's noses are the most sensitive, especially the most sensitive to food, and they can smell the tempting smell of food from a long distance.
The beauties had already smelled the tempting smell of fritters, and it was a very familiar smell, which made them excited and made them salivate.
"I'll go, second brother, no wonder we have already smelled this familiar and tempting smell, but we don't know where it came from, it was floating from people's backs, you didn't say it earlier." ”
The beauties found the big fritters on the back of the second brother, and they unceremoniously snatched them, the fritters were very well packaged in a carton, and they were a little hot, and the body was golden, which made people salivate and drool.
The beauties didn't care, they divided the two fritters in the wrapper, and you chewed them with relish.
"Hey, hey, beauties, don't eat it now, this is what I used to bear the guilt of Jing Petition, you eat it, how can I bear the guilt of Jing Petition. ”
"Go to the ball, second, you're too insincere, there are people who carry fritters on their backs to ask for sin, you don't understand the idiom of guilt, that's to let you carry thorns to ask for sin, but you take the fritters out of context to ask for sin, you are too far behind, you might as well carry gold bars to ask for sin, and the meaning is more similar. ”
All the beauties scolded the second brother, he was too slippery, he had no sincerity at all, but he was guilty of asking for guilt but carrying two fritters, and there was no reaction when the fritters were pumped to his body.
The second brother smiled evilly: "Beauties, the guilt of Jing is what it means, that is, my second brother has done something wrong, ask for Minister Gao's forgiveness, we will stop making trouble in the future, we will start supplying normally tomorrow, we are still a family, I also believe that there are a lot of adults in the army, he will not go to his heart, we will cooperate happily." ”
"I'm sorry, second brother, you don't have any sincerity at all, I don't accept your plea, I'm not an adult, I don't have a lot, please go back to the second brother, I won't accept the materials you send, you can deliver to whoever you like." ”
The second brother said a few words indifferently, which made Gao Feng very unhappy, the second brother put a cold face on his cold buttocks, and the second brother quickly laughed flatteringly.
"Minister Gao, don't scare me, don't scare me, we are good brothers, you are my good brothers, you won't see your brother lose his job, you won't see your brother being forced to go to Liangshan, you won't see your brother sell his wife, you will definitely forgive the second brother." ”
Gao Feng pulled his face down and told the second brother seriously: "I'm sorry, second brother, don't call me a brother, I don't have the ability to be your brother, I can't get into your second brother's eyes at all."
Second brother, don't cry poor here with me, you can't support your family, or sell your wife, it has nothing to do with me, I just told the second brother, don't send materials to the project department in the future, our project department is no less than the second brother. ”
"Hey, Minister Gao, don't take it seriously, my second brother has pleaded guilty to you, you have to accept this sincerity, my second child really didn't cry poor, if you don't accept my pleading, my boss will have to kill me."
Minister Gao, don't be really angry, now go out to have a big dinner with your second brother and drink some beer, it just so happens that the sisters are also hungry, we just happened to get together, we haven't been together for a long time, this is also to blame your second brother for not touching the ground with his busy feet, make up for it today, every half a month in the future, my second brother will get together with Minister Gao, no matter how busy he is, this dinner party can't be moved.
Beauties, do you say yes, we will get together once every half a month in the future, the place is up to you, you can eat whatever you want, you can play whatever you want, the second brother must be in place. ”
"I'm sorry, second brother, just stop, your second brother's food is eaten by others, but we don't dare to eat it, maybe we have to spit it out for your second brother after eating, then we will lose more than we gain, if we want to eat, we will spend our own money to eat, so much peace of mind." ”
"Xiaoyue is right, your second brother is rich, and our sisters are not short of money for eating, whether it is delicacies from the mountains and seas or a farmhouse, we can afford to eat, your second brother can save worry, save the money for inviting us to eat, and honor your wife, don't regret it if your wife sells it." ”
"That's it, second brother, we can't afford to eat your meal, and our senior minister doesn't dare to eat it, you treat our senior minister as a toy, you can play for a while if you want to, and you can do it for a while, and you almost didn't force him to go to Liangshan." ”
This group of beauties are all sharp-toothed people, whether it is the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, or the first sister Mei Gui in Xiaoyue City, as well as the female naval officer Wang Zhaojun, as well as Wang Shangliang and Zhang Aiqing, and the girl and yam during the day are not fuel-efficient lamps, you and I will make the second brother speechless, and his face is as red as pig's liver.
"Don't, beauties, my second brother is really sincere, really sincere, I have carried all the fritters, which shows how sincere I am, you can do it, enjoy your face, and let my second brother go back to have a business." ”
"Cut, second brother, you are embarrassed to say fritters, you have seen people take fritters and ask for guilt, which means that you are not sincere at all, if you are sincere, you can jokingly carry fritters over on your back. ”
The beauties cut their voices, and the second brother continued: "Beauties, my second brother can't help it, now I can't find the jingtiao, so I have no choice but to come over with the fritters on my back to ask for guilt, this is just a formality, Minister Gao will not be so serious." ”
"Second brother, now Gao Feng is more serious, you are not sincere when you carry fritters, and it is also extremely disrespectful to him, your guilt is not counted, you must show sincerity. ”
The second brother said: "Beauties, then I'll go back to find Jing Tiao now, and I'll definitely show my sincerity." ”
The second brother was really about to go back to find Jing Tiao, but he was stopped by Miss Bi Yue, who was holding a long whip in her hand, which was a nut stainless steel unicorn whip used by some middle-aged people for fitness.
The whip that Bi Yue took was the stainless steel unicorn whip that his father used for exercise, which was more than ten meters long and weighed seven catties.
Bi Yue took the stainless steel unicorn whip and shook it in the air, and laughed at the second brother.
"Second brother, don't be busy, this girl is ready for you, my father's stainless steel unicorn whip is similar to that wattle, you can make do with it." ”
Miss Bi Yue has also practiced with her father a few times, she can also shake the stainless steel unicorn whip very skillfully, she can also smoke beer bottles, and even put an apple on the beer bottle, and then use this whip to split the apple in two, and the beer bottle will not be damaged at all, this level is also amazing to the sisters, don't look at this delicate girl Bi Yue hidden deeply.
"That's right, second brother, don't bother, just use Bi Yue's stainless steel unicorn whip, we think it's very suitable." ”
The beauties gave Bi Yue a thumbs up, no wonder she disappeared just now, it turned out that she went home to get this whip, her home was opposite the project department, it was a matter of effort.
The second brother looked at the stainless steel unicorn whip, his legs trembled unconsciously, and he said with a sad face.
"Don't pay for it, beauties, I'll go back to find Jingtiao, so that it can conform to the meaning of this idiom, the whip you are holding is a bullwhip, it can only smoke a cow, and my second brother is not a cow. ”
The second brother wanted to pull out his leg and leave, but unfortunately his leg didn't listen to the call very much, as if he was paralyzed, he limped and dragged one leg to leave.
Miss Bi Yue whipped the stainless steel unicorn whip, and the whip head was next to the second brother's ear, and pulled off a piece of cloth from the sleeve of the second brother's right arm.
"Second brother, you are toasting and not eating and drinking, you can do whatever you want, then do you still put us in your eyes, do you still put our senior minister in your eyes. ”
After the whip went down, the second brother stiffened at that time, and he peed his pants at that time, and he couldn't move a step.
"Beauty, my second child is not leaving, you can do what you say, as long as you are satisfied, let Minister Gao be satisfied, my second child will not give up. ”
"Second brother, it's nothing, we won't do much, we will only give you a performance, put an apple on top of the melon seeds in your head, we people take turns to smoke the apple with this whip, and completely divide the apple into more than 20 parts, we are satisfied, and our senior minister will be satisfied, you can send the material tomorrow as usual, and you have kept your job and wife, this is a double win." ”
The second brother also asked Gao Feng: "Minister Gao, have you heard everything, the opinions of the beauties, do you agree?"
Gao Feng said: "Second brother, the opinions of the beauties also represent my opinions, but this is only the first step, I can agree to let you continue to supply, but we still have to negotiate further in terms of price." ”
The second brother said: "Ah, Minister Gao, this is still the first step, and there is a second step, which makes it difficult for me." ”
"Second brother, you don't have to talk much, only if you take this first step, then you can have the conditions to talk about the second step, if you can't even do the first step, then how can you talk about the second step." ”
Miss Bi Yue was angry, the second brother didn't dare to say any more, he also knew that he didn't suffer a little today, he couldn't leave here for half a step, these beauties are really ruthless, and they are really the most poisonous women's hearts, the more beautiful women are, the more fucking ruthless they are, and they are all femme fatales.
The second brother gritted his teeth: "Beauty, my second brother is now your captive, if you want to kill or chop you as you like, you can whip me violently, and whip my second brother here." ”
"Second brother, get out of yours, don't be a hooligan, who wants to smoke it from you, we will only smoke the apple on your head, and the rest of the place will be unharmed. ”
The second brother pointed to his subordinates and shouted loudly, looking at death as if he was at home, and Bi Yue scolded the second brother for being a hooligan.
The second brother asked emphatically: "Beauty, you are serious when you speak, do you really not hurt my second brother at all?"
Bi Yue smiled: "Second brother, this girl can guarantee it, because this girl has practiced, and other sisters, this girl can't guarantee it, but this is the first time they have thrown this whip, then the accuracy is definitely not as good as mine." ”
The second brother shouted: "My mother, it's the first time they've thrown this whip, so can my second brother survive it?"
"Oh, second brother, everything is difficult at the beginning, as long as it starts, it won't be difficult, isn't it just to smoke apples, if we don't draw apples, or if we draw a certain part, you will be considered to have drawn apples." ”
Bi Yue put the apple on the second brother's head, all the beauties lined up, and lined up according to the order of the goddess team, and the first one in line was the captain Wang Zhaojun, Wang Zhaojun held the long whip and shouted to the second brother.
"Second brother, this is the first time this girl has played with this whip, you have to bear with me!"
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