"Wife, what's the matter with you?" Yuan Man asked, "Why don't you talk all night?" ”

Zhou Xiaolan still didn't speak, she really didn't know how to say it. As soon as you open your mouth, you will definitely explode.

But where did Yuan Man know what she was thinking, and he kept making her happy along the way.

"Don't say it!" Zhou Xiaolan couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted loudly, "Mao said Mao said, mother-in-law's house?"

Yuan Man looked at her in surprise, not knowing what was happening.

Seeing Zhou Xiaolan getting angry for no reason, Yuan Man also felt bored, so he could only follow Zhou Xiaolan with the sleeping Zhouzhou.

At this time, Peng Tao, a good friend of Yuan Man, called him and talked about his recent life situation.

Peng Tao was Yuan Man's small hair, and he grew up with pee and mud. He is not as conservative as Yuan Man, his mind is very lively, and he tosses everywhere. In addition to Taiwan, Hong Kong and Macao, he has been to other provinces and cities, and he seems to enjoy the life of wandering. In the first two years, he stabilized, opened a company in Ningbo, Zhejiang, married a local girl and started a family.

But his uninhibited personality makes Peng Tao not settle for the status quo. Under the constant toss, the company exists tepidly. In the area of marriage and family, Peng Tao is also in turmoil. No, he called Yuan Man to boast about it, saying that he had been messing with his wife for the past two days and might want to divorce.

"Divorced and married, it's hard to get married. Yuan Man persuaded.

"I can't go on, brother. Peng Tao poured bitter water, "You have to take care of everything, ask for instructions early and report late." ”

"That's love for you," Yuan Man said, "are you still not satisfied? Don't be born in happiness and not know happiness!"

"You can't find it," Mr. Peng said, "and it's not free at all." ”

"Marriage," Yuan Man said with a smile, "it was originally a besieged city." Do you want to be free when you're married?"

"Alas, marriage is more than a siege. Peng Tao sighed, "It's a grave!"

"Don't think like that. Yuan Man comforted, "My wife and children are hot on the kang, how can you have these if you are not married?

How the fuck did you betray me, how did you betray your family? This is a sanctimonious spiritual mentor for Peng Tao. What a shame!

"I just think about family, children, or something, so I haven't left. Peng Tao said.

"That's why it's they," said Yuan Man, "is gone, her son has someone else's surname, and her wife sleeps with someone else." You baby have to think clearly!"

"Paralys, in this era, whoever sleeps with whose wife is not necessarily. Peng Tao smiled, as if he could see his obscene smile through the screen of his mobile phone.

"In this way, you still have the red flag at home and the colorful flags fluttering outside. Yuan Man was joking with him.

"It's just a joke. Peng Tao said, "It shouldn't be true." Those women are all veterans of the love field, and they won't come with you for real. ”

"That's, it's really you, and you can't stand it. Yuan Man said.

"You went out to find Qiaozi and your buddy knew about it?" asked Yuan Man.

"Yes, thiah," Peng Tao said with some distress, "I added WeChat, damn, I can say 'husband' whenever and wherever I want." You know, my wife, a vinegar jar. It's worth it!"

"Don't you know how to block her?" Yuan Man asked, "Why are you so sassy?"

"I just didn't block it," Peng Tao said, "I have two cards on my mobile phone, and one card for WeChat is specially used for them." ”

"Then why did your wife know about it?" Yuan Man asked, "You didn't set a lock screen password?"

"Yes," Peng Tao said, "I'm fingerprint unlocking." ”

"So!" Yuan Man asked, "how did she find out? How did she get your lock?"

"Paralysis, while I'm asleep, use my fingers to solve it. Peng Tao said, "There is also a bit of potential to be an undercover agent." The words were full of appreciation and pride.

"You didn't add an application lock?" Yuan Man said, "The application lock uses numbers, and she can still untie it." ”

"Who knew she would do these little things while I was asleep?" Peng Tao said with a smile, "You are asleep, maybe your wife has done the same." ”

"My wife, no, no. How can Yuan Man behave like Peng Tao, "We trust each other, we have no secrets, and we don't do anything sorry for each other." ”

"Isn't it," Peng Tao smiled, "You used to be quite honest, who knows what happened to you now." ”

"Hey, when are you coming to Ningbo to play? Peng Tao invited, "We haven't seen each other for a long time." I went back to my hometown for the Chinese New Year last year, why didn't you come back?"

Peng Tao didn't know that Yuan Man had hepatitis B, so he asked.

"Spending the New Year at my mother-in-law's house. Yuan Man explained, and then said, "Don't you go home for the New Year this year, and get together then." ”

Peng Tao said yes, and then hung up the phone after talking about some topics that were not salty or light.

Hearing two people talking about an affair and looking for Qiaozi, they were so justified and shameless. Speaking of how to deceive his wife, Yuan Man is so experienced. Zhou Xiaolan couldn't help but have black lines on her face. During the day, I was still struggling with how to deal with this marriage, but now seeing Yuan Man like this, I couldn't help but feel a chill in my heart. The dirty, cunning heart hidden behind Yuan Man's seemingly honest face made her especially disgusted. They made up their minds to go their own way. But to whom does the baby go?

Seeing that his wife was silent, Yuan Man chattered about him again.

Zhou Xiaolan walked without saying a word, she couldn't help it, so she said "a raccoon dog".

"What's the matter?" Yuan Man didn't hear what Zhou Xiaolan said clearly, and asked.

"You're all the same color!" Zhou Xiaolan said in disgust.

Yuan Man was very embarrassed, "Wife, why do you say that?" Usually Zhou Xiaolan wouldn't mind Yuan Man's bad taste in talking to his brothers and friends on the phone, but today is too serious.

"Isn't it?" Zhou Xiaolan asked lightly.

The street lamp was dim, and Yuan Man didn't see the expression on his wife's face clearly, "It's a joke between friends." “

"Are you kidding?" Zhou Xiaolan became angry, "I think you are very experienced!"

"Wife, where did you go? Yuan Man said with a hippie smile.

"Yuan Man, I didn't expect you to look loyal and honest, it turns out that your heart is very alive. Zhou Xiaolan said sarcastically.

"Wife, what do you say? Yuan Man was inexplicable, and he didn't know which nerve Zhou Xiaolan was wrong today.

"What did I say, you don't know in your own heart?" Zhou Xiaolan stopped, turned to look at Yuan Man, and asked angrily.

"Wife, what's wrong with you?" Yuan Man asked, "Did you suffer any grievances in the kindergarten? Which parent scolded you, or what happened to that old lady Zhao?"

"Don't talk about others," Zhou Xiaolan said loudly, "think about the ugly things you did!"

"What ugly things have I done?" Yuan Man was puzzled and a little angry, "Don't say nonsense." “

"Am I talking nonsense?" Zhou Xiaolan said coldly, "It seems that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin." ”

Zhou Xiaolan took out the key to open the door and kicked the door open with a bang.

Zhou Zhou seemed to be frightened by such a loud voice, twisted his body, and muttered.

"Be quiet!" said Yuan Man, "my son is about to be woken up." ”

Zhou Xiaolan took her son over and carried him to the bedroom to settle him down. Zhou Xiaolan was in a bad mood and didn't want to wash, so she simply hugged her son and fell asleep.

Yuan Man was choked by Zhou Xiaolan for a while, but he didn't know why. Now that I'm being left out in the living room again, I'm really confused, what's going on?

According to past experience, if Zhou Xiaolan is unhappy or dissatisfied, she will complain loudly and loudly, or quarrel with Yuan Man, and then under Yuan Man's admission and teasing, the two will roll together again, and the so-called husband and wife have no overnight feud.

In the past, when Zhou Xiaolan was angry, Yuan Man would cheekily run to the bed and arch onto the bed. First, a family of three, fell asleep, and there were only two people left.

But tonight, I obviously don't want to pay attention to his rhythm.

Zhou Xiaolan entered the bedroom and locked the door. Yuan Man couldn't push the door open, so he shouted in a low voice, "Wife, open the door." Wife, open the door!"

Zhou Xiaolan ignored him, and Yuan Man knocked on the door earnestly.

At first, Zhou Xiaolan was too lazy to pay attention to him, but later Yuan Man sped up and knocked it harder. Zhou Zhou seemed to be woken up and began to cry. Zhou Xiaolan coaxed her son twice, and Zhouzhou's crying stopped. Yuan Man put his ear to the door, but he didn't hear Zhou Xiaolan come over to open the door. So he knocked on the door again. This next week, Xiaolan came over with a click.

"What's going on?" Zhou Xiaolan asked in an angry whisper.

Yuan Man stretched out his arms and leaned forward embarrassedly, "What are you talking about?"

"Fuck off!" Zhou Xiaolan scolded in her mouth, followed with her feet, and slammed Yuan Man's crotch.

Yuan Man was in pain, and couldn't help but be angry, "Are you paralyzed by nerves, today!"

"Get out, don't be a bad lady!" Zhou Xiaolan said fiercely, and closed the door with a snap.

Grandma is a bear, the old way is out of order! Yuan Man smiled bitterly.

wanted to reason with Zhou Xiaolan, but he was afraid of waking up Zhouzhou, so he couldn't stop crying for a long time. Yuan Man had no choice but to sleep in the next room.

Yuan Man lay on the bed and thought about tonight's events over and over again, but he couldn't find the specific reason for Zhou Xiaolan's nerves. Thinking about things hurts, so don't think about it. After a while, Yuan Man was snoring.

The next morning, Zhou Xiaolan opened the door and saw Yuan Man posing in a cool pose, leaning on the door frame, which startled her.

Yuan Man said flatteringly, "Madam, please eat!"

Yuan Man wouldn't have gotten up so early. He usually gets up at 9 o'clock, washes up, and goes to work. Zhou Xiaolan gets up early, takes care of the children, and then takes her son to eat a nutritious breakfast, and after breakfast, she takes the child to kindergarten together, she goes to work, and her son goes to school.

Yuan Man usually goes to the restaurant too early. If you get tired of eating, buy a bowl of noodles at a roadside stall and eat it. I got up so early today to make breakfast, and the sun was really coming out of the west.

On the table, there are two bowls of beef noodles full of color and flavor, as well as Zhouzhou's special nutritious breakfast.

Zhou Xiaolan glanced at it, but she didn't mean to eat. It's just that he urged Zhou Zhou to hurry up, or he would be late.

"Wife, it's too early to brush your teeth. Yuan Man said earnestly, "Try the beef noodles I made." ”

Zhou Xiaolan didn't pay attention to him, brushing her teeth and washing her face by herself.

"Wife, what's wrong with you?" asked Yuan Man.

Zhou Xiaolan didn't answer Yuan Man's words, and pushed away Yuan Man, who was blocking the door of the bathroom. The strength was so great that it almost pushed Yuan Man to it.

"Is there something wrong with your paralysis?" Yuan Man staggered and asked angrily, gesturing to pull her.

"Get out of here!" Zhou Xiaolan roared.

"Paralyzed, kindness is not rewarded. Yuan Man muttered, seeing that it was still early for work, he went to the room to sleep again.