Gao Feng played the recorder, Liu Qing didn't admit himself, and the two young women collapsed on the spot, and went crazy directly singing and dancing and crying and making trouble, plus dancing. ¢£Top¢£Dot¢£Small¢£ said,

"If you get me drunk, I'll take off a qiē to sleep with you, that's impossible. ”

The two sang gibberish lyrics, the preface did not match the afterword, and they were accompanied by grabbing their hair and tearing their clothes, and their corsets were torn off.

"If you get me drunk, I'll take off a qiē to sleep with you, that's impossible. ”

"Ah, big and small Liu Qing are crazy, they are crazy!"

"yes, they're crazy, they all take off their own clothes. ”

When everyone looked at the appearance of the two young women, they all thought that the two of them were really crazy, and it was indeed a symptom of sudden neuropathy.

"Ah, Da Liu Qing, why are you crazy, you can't be crazy, isn't it just a bicycle, I'll give it to you, why are you crazy, this is not you stealing, this is riding away, please don't go crazy." ”

"That's right, Xiao Liu Qing, this is your bicycle originally, you didn't steal it at all, you just rode away, why should you be afraid, why should you be crazy." ”

Seeing that Liu Qing was crazy, the two comrades Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, who were lying on the ground like dead dogs, suddenly jumped up, and they were like being beaten with chicken blood, and they rejuvenated their spirits from their dying, and chased after Liu Qing who was crazy.

"Two viagras, you have been deceived again, they are not crazy, they are just pretending to be crazy and stupid. ”

Seeing the two viagra chasing after him, Gao Feng reminded the two, but the two of them turned a deaf ear to Gao Feng's words, and jumped to chase the two young women.

The speed of the two young women Liu Qing jumped and jumped really fast, they jumped two meters away, like the Australian kangaroo jumped far, and after a while, they jumped out a hundred meters away, this speed is beyond the reach of long jumpers.

The speed of the two viagras is not slow, the black stockings on their tongues are still tied, and the upper and lower lips of their mouths are still supported by high heels, but they can't stop them from shouting.

"Big Liu Qing, little Liu Qing, don't run, you wait for us, you didn't steal the bicycle, this bicycle is yours, you have nothing to blame yourself, don't go crazy, what else do we have to do if you are crazy." ”

No matter how fast the two viagras are, they are much slower than the two young women, and they can't catch up with them at all.

"Two eldest sisters, don't pretend to be crazy and stupid, if you steal a bicycle and want to leave, then we police will be unemployed." ”

Liu Qing sang and danced, jumped out 200 meters away in one breath, and threw Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei out 100 meters away, they thought they had escaped like this, but they found that a police van appeared in front of them, and a beautiful female policeman stopped them.

"If you get me drunk, I'll take off a qiē to sleep with you, that's impossible. ”

"If you get me drunk, I'll take off a qiē to sleep with you, that's impossible. ”

The policewoman stopped the two, and the two young women were jumping around again, singing the nerve song, pulling their hair fiercely and shaking their buttocks.

The policewoman didn't speak, just watched the two of them sing and dance in front of the police car, and five minutes later, the policewoman slammed on the accelerator, and the van rushed towards the two young women.

"Hmph, I remember, you are all masters of square dancing, you estimate that you can't stop dancing for three days and three nights, if this girl doesn't stop you in time, you won't stop. ”

"Ah, Officer Wang, let's not pretend to be crazy and stupid, let's not do it, okay, don't hit us. ”

This policewoman is Wang Xiaoyue of the Tulou Town Police Station, who doesn't know Wang Xiaoyue in this Tulou Town, she is not only a police officer of the police station, but also a natural beauty, the first day she appeared in Tulou Town, it caused a lot of sensation.

Wang Xiaoyue thought that square dancing is popular now, and this square dance is not only danced by aunts, but also by some women in their thirties, and even children.

Liu Qing looked like she was jumping around, but in fact, there was the rhythm of square dancing in that rhythm, so after Wang Xiaoyue waited for five minutes, she judged that these two young women were masters of square dancing, and if she wanted to wait for them to stop, it was estimated that it would be difficult to stop for three days and three nights, and no matter how good the patience of the police was, they would not wait for them for three days and three nights.

Wang Xiaoyue pretended to drive into the two young women, Wang Xiaoyue was a master of driving skills, the van roared towards Liu Qing, the two young women were completely paralyzed, and sat on the ground and begged Wang Xiaoyue loudly for mercy.

Wang Xiaoyue's van stopped abruptly, almost touching the knees of the two young women, Liu Qing's face was green, and her face was as frightened as ashes, and she naturally peed her pants underneath.

"Officer Wang, with a policeman like you, you scared us all to pee, we haven't peed our pants for almost 30 years, and you suddenly let us go back to our childhood. ”

"Hehe, two sisters, who made you pretend to be crazy and stupid, and jumped, jumped and sang, who got you drunk, you have to take off a qiē and sleep with others, like the two of you, this girl probably doesn't need others to get you drunk, but you get drunk with others, and people take off a qiē to sleep with you." ”

Wang Xiaoyue directly said these two young women, and Liu Qing also smiled.

"Officer Wang, see that you see us so thoroughly, we are really such people, we don't need others to drink us at all, but we are drunk people, our alcohol is one of the best people in Tulou Town, few men can get us drunk, and only we can get them drunk.

Officer Wang, are you just like us, we are all women, gentle and lovely on the surface, and fanatical on the inside!"

"Get out of you, who is gentle and lovely on the surface, and fanatical on the inside, this girl is different from you, you are fanatical both on the outside and on the inside.

Don't bother, hurry up and go with this girl, and go to the police station about your car theft, see you look so clean, why do you do this kind of stealing chickens and dogs, don't you care about your own face?"

The two young women smiled at Wang Xiaoyue, Wang Xiaoyue got angry, and glared at the two big watery eyes, which was not angry and arrogant, and the two young women were so frightened that they became honest.

They are all ordinary people, and when they usually see people in police uniforms, they all have a sense of fear in their hearts, not to mention that these two young women also stole a car, as long as Wang Xiaoyue stared at her, the two young women were frightened.

"Officer Wang, we only stole this time, we didn't do it the first few times, don't let us go to the police station, I heard that the new director of the police station Lu formulated torture, as long as the people who enter the police station will come out half-dead, we can recruit here." ”

Liu Qing knelt in front of the van at that time, begging and worshipping Wang Xiaoyue, and worshipping Wang Xiaoyue as a Rulai in the Daxiong Treasure Palace, her head was also banging, and she almost suffocated the van.

"Ouch, two eldest sisters, it turns out that you still have a few times before, I haven't asked yet, you confessed, you must go to the police station to entertain clearly, you must experience Director Lu's torture."

Director Lu had a torture, that is, he stripped the woman naked and locked it in a dark room for half a month, didn't let you eat and only gave you a little water to drink, and of course locked up a boar inside. ”

"Ah, Officer Wang, you're not kidding, there's such torture, if we are stripped naked and locked up with the boar, then we are not worthy of the name A good cabbage was arched by a pig, is Director Lu really so perverted?"

Wang Xiaoyue said such a kind of torture, the two young women were so frightened that their cold hairs stood upside down, if there was such torture, it would really be a cabbage to the pig.

Wang Xiaoyue laughed evilly: "Hehe, this is not the most perverted, what is the pig arch cabbage, Director Lu has even more absolute things, no matter how tough a person is, as long as he enters the police station and meets Director Lu, then he will be all recruited in less than three days, have you only committed a few crimes, how many bicycles have you stolen, you will completely confess if you see Director Lu." ”

"Ah, Director Lu has more perverted torture, and there is a punishment cooler than pig arch cabbage, then we don't want to go to the police station, we are all recruited here by Officer Wang, we only committed 36 crimes in total, a total of 72 bicycles were stolen, and they were sold to some stinky men at a price of 200 yuan, and we got a total of 14,000 yuan in dirty money, and we all deposited this money in the zài bank, and the two of us each got 7,200 yuan in dirty money."

Officer Wang, we have all beckoned to you, let's go and take out the dirty money, let's take it back, don't take us to the police station, don't hand it over to Director Nalu, we can't stand him being so perverted. ”

The two young women completely confessed, and all the beans poured out of the bamboo tube, and they all explained very clearly, and Wang Xiaoyue also recorded it and asked them to sign and draw it.

The two of them stole a total of 72 bicycles, committed 36 crimes, and obtained a total of 14,200 yuan in dirty money, which also made Wang Xiaoyue dumbfounded, these 36 crimes only took half a year, and the time between the two cases was less than three days, which is really a crazy crime.

"Two eldest sisters, you are too crazy, you have committed 36 crimes in half a year, what do you think, don't you think about your family, what are you doing this for, you are crazy about committing crimes, then you have to be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment, this girl must take you to the police station, you must be severely punished by the law. ”

Wang Xiaoyue gritted her teeth, she was also very heartbroken, two young women who were upright and upright, but they were crazy about stealing bicycles, which was unimaginable, and they couldn't be contacted.

"Officer Wang, we have all confessed, and we are willing to return the dirty money, you must not send us to the police station, there is an eighty-year-old mother on the two of us, and there is a baby who is still breastfeeding, we are the pillars of the family, we can't go to prison." ”

Wang Xiaoyue wanted to take the two young women to the police station, and the two of them panicked, lying on the front of the police van and crying and making trouble, tears flowed down, and the two young women cried miserably.

"Two eldest sisters, you have broken the law, you have broken a big law, you must be punished by the law, you must also go to prison to be educated, it's not that this girl doesn't talk about human feelings, she is impersonal in front of the law, and you must also be educated before you grow up. ”

Wang Xiaoyue got out of the van, took out handcuffs and handcuffed the two young women, stuffed the two into the van, and Wang Xiaoyue took gear and started back to the police station.

"Wang Xiaoyue, don't go, you hand them over to us, otherwise, we will die with you!"

The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue had just hung up the first gear, and before she stepped on the accelerator, the van was stopped by two people, each holding a gasoline bottle.