Poor Xu Xiaoyao, who was entangled by an old man with an EQ equivalent to the level of a kindergarten kid all night, and suffered countless brain cell damages, so he reluctantly taught Lao Jia some skills in picking up girls.

To tell the truth, if this old armor wasn't a goblin, Xu Xiaoyao would have slapped him to death earlier, it was really rotten wood that couldn't be carved.

I talked all night, and most of the time I played the piano to the cow.

After dawn, Xu Xiaoyao originally wanted to go to sleep for a while, but as soon as he lay down for a while, the old man came to the door again: "Little brother, you help me again, should I wear that set of clothes today?"

Xu Xiaoyao darkened his face, looked at Lao Jia's set of clothes that looked like dried sauerkraut, and the chicken nest on his head, and said directly: "Brother A, you don't need to ask to know this, obviously you need to freshen up well, and the first impression when you meet a girl is very important." ”

"I know that, it's just that I've been in retreat for too long, and I'm completely confused about dressing up. Lao Jia scratched his scalp and said.

Xu Xiaoyao had to help him pick out his clothes again, and then asked Lao Jia's subordinates to take him to the bath and change clothes, and dress up well, so that he had some appearance.

Xu Xiaoyao took advantage of this time to fall asleep quickly, and was pulled up from the bed by Lao Jia at noon.

"Little brother, after thinking about it, I still think it's more appropriate for you to accompany me, I'm afraid that if someone says the wrong thing, it won't be good. Lao Jia said cautiously.

Xu Xiaoyao's head was full of black lines, and he thought to himself, is this you going on a blind date or Lao Tzu going on a blind date?

"That's it, that's it, I'll accompany you again, but we have words first, after you arrive, you will treat me as if I don't exist, and talk to Sanniang according to the words I taught you, don't be nervous, just meet and chat." Xu Xiaoyao reminded again and again.

Lao Jia nodded and replied, "Well, I know." ”

After arriving at Qingshui Creek, I found that Zhu Sanniang had already arrived.

Zhu Sanniang attaches great importance to this matter, so not only did she come early, but she also dressed up carefully.

I saw Zhu Sanniang wearing a red silk dress, combing two playful braids, smearing a thick blush on her face, and pinching a small handkerchief with two thick palms extremely awkwardly, neither left nor right, very unaccustomed.

He didn't have to think about it to know that this bad idea was something that Zhu Wu could come up with, he thought that his daughter's usual style was the same as him, too heroic and domineering.

Whose man is willing to take a woman who is more domineering than a man as his wife, so he let Sanniang hold a small handkerchief in his hand, and he has a little daughter's breath.

Xu Xiaoyao, who has seen countless beauties in the real world, almost stopped when he saw the image of Zhu Sanniang.

The blush was like a monkey's buttocks, the pigtails were like a pig's tail, and the little handkerchief in his hand was about to be crushed.

But there is a saying that a lover's eyes are out of Xi Shi, and Lao Jia's eyes are straight when he sees Zhu Sanniang's amazing appearance.

Xu Xiaoyao hurriedly pulled the corner of Lao Jia's clothes and reminded in a whisper: "Brother A, image, image!"

Lao Jia came to his senses at this time, and hurriedly put away the pig brother on his face, straightened his clothes and hairstyle, and then walked to Zhu Sanniang in front of him according to Xu Xiaoyao's teaching, and said hello: "Miss Sanniang, Xiaosheng is polite." ”

Zhu Sanniang nodded with a red face and said, "Patriarch A is polite, I have prepared some tea and snacks, please come over and try it." ”

Lao Jia replied with a smile: "Then I will be disrespectful." ”

Xu Xiaoyao shirked it, intending to create an opportunity for the two, but neither of them understood, so he had to sit on the side helplessly, taste the dim sum, and then motioned to Lao Jia to continue talking, don't be cold.

"Miss Sanniang, today is a beautiful day with a sunny wind and a clear sky, it's really a good weather!" Lao Jia opened his mouth and said.

However, the weather will be very different from the morning, the sky is so cloudy that you can't even see the shadow of the sun.

Xu Xiaoyao has the heart to die, it's really rotten wood that can't be carved, you won't be able to improvise, you don't need to memorize all the words I teach you.

Fortunately, Zhu Sanniang was also very nervous at the moment, so she didn't care about the speech in Lao Jia's mouth, and responded stupidly: "Yes, the weather is really good today." ”

"Miss Sanniang, you are so beautiful. ”

"Patriarch A, you are really a talent!"

"I heard that Miss Sanniang can go up to the hall and enter the kitchen, my old Jia is really a good luck to meet you. ”

"I heard that Patriarch A is young and promising, and his demonic power is profound, Sanniang, I am really lucky to meet you. ”

"Why don't we go and take a walk by the stream?"

"Okay, let's go see the little fish in the stream, it's beautiful!"

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Lao Jia and Zhu Sanniang each followed the method taught at home, asking and answering questions mechanically, but they were seamlessly connected with each other and complemented each other, such a strange blind date scene made Xu Xiaoyao cry out incredible.

The two sang and answered each other in harmony, and chatted harmoniously all afternoon.

If it weren't for the end, I don't know that a little snake spirit that didn't open its eyes came out of it and scared the two of them.

Lao Jia kicked it with a big foot in a hurry, and Zhu Sanniang was so angry that she slapped it like a fan, and the ending was perfect.

I don't know, I really think that this is a pair of golden boys and girls made in heaven, the generosity of the man, the gentleness of the woman, and the small flowers and grasses in the valley are reluctant to start。。。。。。。

However, this damn little snake spirit instantly revealed the two of them in their true form.

Lao Jia and Zhu Sanniang realized that something was wrong after they finished moving, and quickly put away their hands and feet and said in a serious manner: "Oh, it was so abrupt just now, in fact, I am usually very gentle and virtuous." ”

"Me too, in fact, I'm usually very kind. ”

The atmosphere was a little embarrassing for a while, the ignorant little snake spirit was about to cry, Xu Xiaoyao couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly went up to pull the little snake spirit away, rewarded some pastries and sent them away.

Then he came over and said, "It's okay, it's okay, the situation just now was too sudden, and whoever reacted violently." The two of you don't have a burden in your heart, in fact, looking at it this way, you two are more like a couple, you have a good heart, and you even have a husband and wife. ”

Being spun around by Xu Xiaoyao for such a week, Lao Jia and Zhu Sanniang, the two single-celled animals, calmed down again, and looked at each other stupidly, if it weren't for the fact that there was such a thing as a reserve in the demon clan, the two of them would probably be ready to have a dry firewood.

In the end, it was very smooth, Lao Jia and Zhu Sanniang reluctantly said goodbye to each other, and then they went back to the cave.

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