Chapter 295

"I'll be called Ba'er," said the guy named Ba'er.

"Your name is Ba'er" Bai Yu smiled: "This name sounds very unreasonable, just call one word, the name of one word is too primitive, how do you think of calling this name?"

Qin Shou is a person who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, when he heard this person's name Ba'er, and Bai Yu asked about this name again, he said on the side: "I know, I know, there are seven elder brothers on it, so he is called Ba'er, and their family doesn't give them a good name." ”

Shabi said on the side: "You mean that his eldest brother is called Yi'er, the second brother is called Er'er, and he is called Ba'er?"

The two argued, the man glanced at them, and then turned his gaze to Bai Yu, the person in front of him, but he was the most beautiful person he had ever seen since he was a child, and now this beauty was talking to himself, and he had to answer well, and the others could be ignored.

"Hehe, that's right. The man named Ba'er stared at Bai Yu's handsome little face, and said beautifully: "My name is Ba'er has a background, you know, I am from the "Great Jasmine Church", our big boss is called Ai Ju Gongzi, and our big boss has thirteen 'Tai Guardian Law Comrades with the same kind of common root all-round bodyguard special guard big security', referred to as: Thirteen Tai Bao, I, I am honored to be the eighth, do you know?" The job of Taibao belongs to the cadres in our church, and I am the eighth, so I am called Ba'er, there is nothing wrong with it, hehe......"

"Properly" Leng Feng rushed up and blocked in front of Bai Yu. It seemed that he was very dissatisfied with the look in which Ba'er stared at Bai Yu, and Leng Feng then asked, "What did you just say? What's the matter? Also, why are you called Ba'er? This is the question I want to understand the most. ”

"That's right" Ba'er nodded and said: "We are in charge, there are thirteen Taibao, I am honored and honored to be the eighth indisputable little Taibao of his old man, so the name is Ba'erlala." ”

"Oh, that's what it looks like. Bai Shi understood, and also leaned over and said: "Everything has to be explained, as soon as you explain like this, I will understand." But. I still have a little question, that is, what is the reason why you are called Ba'er?"

"Oh, actually, the reason is very simple. Ba'er said patiently: "I am from the Great Jasmine Church. We have a big boss. We're in charge. Isn't there thirteen Taibao, it's a few Taibao, and the name is several. I, I am honored to be the eighth, that is, I am the Eighth Taibao, and I have successfully sat on the eighth golden chair, so my name is Ba'er. ”

"Oh, I see. Bai Shi wasted no time in continuing his brother's words, and asked: "No wonder your name is Ba'er, everyone calls you Ba'er Ba'er, you call yourself Ba'er, I still wonder what I do, why do you call you Ba'er? Why did you become Ba'er? Now it's okay, you are standing in front of me, I just want to listen to you say in person, why are you called Ba'er?"

"I don't say that you won't know" Ba'er looked slow and methodical, but his attitude was still quite sincere, and said: "As soon as I say it, you will understand, I don't say it, you are like a shrimp toad jumping into the well, how to say it? At first glance, you will know that you don't know, the eighth means that there are seven in the front, and there are five in the back, and I am in the eighth place, and I am the eighth Taibao, and our rules are that if it is a few Taibao, the name is a few, so my name is Ba'er. ”

"I know your name is Ba'er" Leng Zhong came over and patted Ba'er on the shoulder, and asked intimately: "It's not easy for your Demon Cultivation Sect to survive, even if the organization is not tight, it's a gang, and it's going to be a gang, and it's going to make you Ba'er, how can I make sense, I just want to ask you?

"Why did you make it out?" Ba'er smiled, very humble: "I'm not a Ba'er, I'm not made out of anything, to tell you the truth, I can't do it, in fact, it's our Demon Cultivator's "Great Jasmine Church", there is a big boss named Ai Ju Gongzi, his old man has thirteen Taibao, thirteen Taibao have me, my ranking is slightly higher, I am ranked eighth, our rules are, it is a few Taibao, the name is called a few, I am the Eighth Taibao, and the name is naturally called Ba'er Lala. ”

"And" Leng Yue said: "Actually, I am also very interested in your demon cultivators, and I also have a lot of questions I want to ask you, but the current environment does not allow me to ask you too abrasive questions, so well, I will simply ask you a complicated question, well, that's the case, your name is Ba'er, what's going on?"

"That's the case" Ba'er said very frankly: "Didn't I participate in the "Great Jasmine Church", our "Great Jasmine Church" big boss Ai Ju Gongzi has thirteen Taibao, Taibao, the full name is called: 'Tai Guardian Law Comrade left and right arms of the same kind of common root all-round bodyguard special guard big security', there are thirteen in total, so abbreviation: Thirteen Taibao, what about me, because of my diligence and ability, also, quite obedient, so ah, I, became the eighth Taibao, became the eighth Taibao, became the eighth Taibao, the name naturally has to meet the regulations, called Ba'er Lalala. ”

"Good, good name. Qin Shou picked up his thumb and said: "Your name is very good, remember, why do you say it's easy to remember? It's just a word, called Ba'er, it sounds a bit like '喯', and a bit like '呗', and a bit like 'Porphyry', hehe, coincidentally, as soon as I hear someone farting, I will think of your name, but, but in general, your name is really good, remember, I wonder, such a good name, why was it put on the stall by you? I don't mean anything else, I don't understand, why are you called Ba'er?"

"Why am I called Ba'er, why can't I be called Ba'er, I have to be called Ba'er, I can only be called Ba'er. Ba'er was a little annoyed: "There are thirteen Taibao in our big boss, and I am the eighth." Why can't you call Ba'er? You have to call Ba'er, and I don't care if the name is good or bad, anyway, I have to be called Ba'er. ”

"Call Ba'er Wang, just call Ba'er Wang. The black dog Leng Mastiff Mo looked very dissatisfied, he pointed to Ba'er's nose and said: "You call Ba'er Wang, no one stopped you from calling Ba'er Wang, what kind of cow are you?"

"悶~~" The scalper Leng Huang was not happy to hear it, and roared: "His name is Ba'er." Lance. How can you be a cow,, you kid don't meddle with a mouse,. ”

"Who is nosy with rats?" Wang Wang ...... "Of course the black dog Leng Mastiff Mo is not happy. pointed at Ba'er again and said, "I can't even hold Ba'er." Barking. What kind of rat do you want? Wang, if he is called a mouse, I will take him as a nosyman. Wangwang, Wangwang, it's a pity that his name is Ba'er, how can he call Ba'er, what is the reason for calling Ba'er? Wangwang, Wangwang, ......

"How can my name be unreasonable?" Ba'er was a little annoyed: "You little dog, you know a fart, how do you know that we have thirteen Taibao, and you won't know you if I am ranked eighth, hum, I solemnly tell you that there are thirteen Taibao in our big boss, and I am the eighth, so I am called Ba'er, you, you can't rank you if you want to be called Ba'er, because there is no place for you here." ”

"It's all right" Leng Wuya became more and more impatient the more he listened, he stopped the questions of the young generals, and finally concluded: "People have said it many times, there are thirteen Taibao in charge of the people, and they have also said it many times, and their names are called Ba'er, what is there to object to? You still keep asking, are you annoying, can you ask something useful? Is it okay to ask something fundamental? Is it okay to ask something that can solve the problem?" Don't always ask people around people's names, when it comes to names, don't ask anymore, I, as the leader, never ask this boring question, although it is said that everyone is equal in front of curiosity, curiosity does not distinguish whether you are a cadre or not, but curiosity still prompts me to ask him the last one, not a problem but a very problematic question, you, you come. ”

Leng Wuya summoned Ba'er.

"It's coming," Ba'er happily jumped in front of Leng Wuya.

Leng Wuya asked solemnly, word by word: "On behalf of all my colleagues, I would like to ask you a question that you must answer, you, what, name, word, for, what, what, call, do, go?"

Ba'er wants to die now! It's really annoying to death.

Seeing that the man was annoyed, everyone didn't pay attention to him, Bai Yu and a few of them were talking on the side, Bai Yu said: "My twenty little cubs, I don't know how they are doing in the base? ”

Xiao Tian laughed when he heard this: "Don't worry, when I left, my grandfather tested all these children, and found that everyone could go into the water, and after not drowning, he opened up the place where they lived, and there were three rooms, and it became a place for children to live, and each child was equipped with a person to protect them." ”

Xiao Hei laughed when he heard this: "My son, he can go into the water as soon as he is born?" I really didn't expect that I could play with Xiaoyu's children anyway, and there is a base, the grandfathers are so attentive to them, they will definitely manage them well, in Yes, they can speak human language as soon as they are born, and they can communicate well. ”

Speaking of this, he looked at Xiao Tian: "Tell me about their affairs over there." ”

Xiao Niu also leaned over, and Xiao Shi also came over, Xiao Tian said: "Xiao Bo and I, send the children over, from top to bottom, they all like to be like something, they can't hug enough, those small ones, one mouth can speak human words, so that everyone is very novel, but I like it more." ”

Also, in order to let the children have a good time without being in danger, they put the children by the pool, but they didn't expect the children to jump into the water one by one to play with the whitebait. ”

Xiao Shi's eyes widened when he heard this: "Those rabbits in my family can also be born into the water?"

Xiao Tian laughed when he heard this: "Why is this question of yours the same as Xiao Hei's, then I will tell you all now, our children can speak human language and go into the water as soon as they are born, even the little parrots I gave birth to are the same, and they are not afraid of wet hair on their bodies." ”

As soon as Xiao Tian said, everyone remembered that Xiao Tian also gave birth to a child, Xiao Shi asked: "How many did you give birth to?" Xiao Bo also gave birth, how many did he give birth to?"

Xiaotian said: "I gave birth to twenty-five, Xiaobo gave birth to eighteen, and when I came back, I heard that my father's mother was pregnant. ”

Several people knew that he was talking about Qi Pan, and the calf said: "I have given birth to too little, only five, and I will try to give birth to a few more next time." ”

Xiao Tian shook his head when he heard this, and sighed: "This time we are lucky, I don't know how long we will have to get pregnant and have a baby in the future." ”

When they said this, several men came over, Bai Ling, Bai Shi, Leng Chao and Leng Zhong Leng Feng A few of them heard the topic they were talking about, and came over, they also wanted to hear about their sons, the situation in the base, they were really happy in their hearts, and they were happy to be fathers.

At the beginning, when they married these little demons, they had already been ready for a lifetime, and they were ready to have no children, anyway, it was already the end of the world, and living one day was a day, and no one had made too long-term plans, but they didn't expect that after Xiao Yu was poisoned, because of eating mountain ginseng for ten thousand years, the space changed.

These little demons in it, one by one, are pregnant with children, and they are all born smoothly, except for the calf because of the size of the relationship only gave birth to five, but in the cow is enough, the general cow is one litter, he gave birth to five at once, which is also a broken record.

And the other little beasts are even more able to give birth, ten or twenty children are born, so that they have this beauty in their hearts, but it is precisely because of the next generation that they have ideas for the future days, they can't go on like this, they have to support their sons for a piece of the sky.

In the future, the world can't go on like this, they also thought about practicing with Xiao Yu and them, and then become immortals, but that day was out of reach, and their children and lovers are all demons, I don't know if they can bring them to the fairy world, if they can, it's the best.

If not, they'd have to stay and spend a long time on Earth with them, and now their ability level is getting higher and higher, and they can't live for 1,800 years, and they can't watch their homes for a thousand years or a long time, and they're going to be devastated. They should get their hands dirty and take care of it. (To be continued......)