Diary of a Fat Man – Monthly Pass
Boil the water after it has cooled
Wednesday, December 16, 1981, fine.
There's something wrong with Hong Tao these days. The whole person is in a state of anxiety and irritability, and the gods are chattering.
Soon after the start of school, he gave up his morning jog every morning, stopped grabbing table tennis cases with me, and stopped making fun of his teachers, so he squatted in the toilet all day long and wrote and wrote.
The whole person is also haggard, with a sallow face, with panda eyes on top every day, drooping eye bags, bloodshot eyes, and several big bubbles on his mouth. I'm worried that he's having hepatitis again.
It's all okay, but what scares me the most is that he often talks to himself. What's the point of hitting less, the recommendation is okay, the collection is not enough, and the point-push ratio is relatively high.
These incomprehensible and mindless and non-incomprehensible terms tormented the nerves of everyone around him.
I suspect he's a little insane.
His grandfather had already knocked on the door of the school several times, asking him how the school had abused his grandson, so that no one at home cared about him, and the food was not good, so he went home and went into his hut and sat on the toilet and buried himself in the code.
I don't care about a few shops at home, beauty stores haven't launched new models for a long time, and fashion stores are the same, without new models, they are about to turn back into tailor shops.
Even his favorite activity, eating tofu from two girls in the store, was no longer appealing to him.
In the past few days, Hong Tao's condition has suddenly worsened, and he suddenly shouted:
"It's on the shelf...... Month|ticket!month|ticket!I want a month|ticket!!"
"3O votes plus one more, character guarantee. ”
"51o votes have to be added to ......"
"Pop the chrysanthemum! Burst the chrysanthemum! Okay, another one!"
"Oops, this explosion is an ancient god!!"
"Wow, a pink chrysanthemum in front, come on!!"
His family and school really couldn't find a reason or solution, and they had already considered letting him take a leave of absence from school and go to a hospital for treatment.
I was sad to hear the news and I didn't want to lose this good brother. With the last glimmer of hope, I decided to talk to him in the hope of persuading him to come back.
I went to Hong Tao with a soup can, he really didn't get the stir-fried chrysanthemums that he had been obsessed with, and his grandfather, a top chef, had never heard of this dish, let alone made it, so he could only bring him a dish of barley chrysanthemum pigeon soup. I didn't really know he was so fond of chrysanthemums.
I was shocked when I saw him in Hongtao's hut, and the Jews in Auschwitz were not as miserable as he was!
I pointed to his bald head and asked his brother-in-law, "What's going on?"
His brother-in-law said: "In the past two days, I have added new problems, and I can't write and I have pulled my head, and I have already pulled my head." His sister Ling couldn't see it, so she asked Han Yan and the others to shave his head. It just so happens that there is no new type of store in the United States, and I plan to open a new business of shaving my head and face, so I will practice with him by the way. ”
I was saddened, and two lines of tears came out of my eyes. tremblingly pulled up Hong Tao's chicken claws, and pleaded bitterly to him.
Threaten, intimidate, pray, assure, move with reason, know with affection.
Finally had some effect, and Hong Tao's eyes were a little clearer. Holding my hand vigorously, he said with tears in his eyes: "It's not people who urge the change, and the code word has no human rights!!"
"That time and space are urging too tightly......"
"I'm just one month ticket away from blowing up the god in front, so let me hold on for a while!!"
I took out the small cloth bag I was carrying, handed it to him, and said, "Brother, you can't write any more, maybe you will have to write one more word." Although I don't know why you are so obsessed with the monthly pass, but as a good friend and good brother, I can't watch you suffer this sin, and I will give you the last monthly pass. ”
"Yes, this is the morning I stole my mother's monthly pass, she didn't get in the car today, and walked to work. ”
Hong Tao looked at me in a daze, wishing that his wish had come true, he couldn't support it anymore, and he fainted with happy eyes......
To be continued......
ps:
Later, I asked Hong Tao why he likes to sit in the toilet with toilet codewords?
Hong Tao said three points:
1. The toilet and toilet are the passages connecting the two time and space, which is a bit convenient.
Second, there he poured out his pen like a god, and wrote happily.
3. Sometimes the time and space are tighter, and he can use the toilet as an excuse to make a shield.
I didn't understand, I felt like he was going to get sick again, and I was very worried......
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