Zhang Dadao usually looks like a master, otherwise he is rolling his dead fish eyes and looking tired, but such a dog-legged expression is rarely seen. Ye Hao saw that Shanshan was taken away from attention, and he was in a bad mood, and when he saw Zhang Dadao's appearance, he was full of unwillingness to interject: "Dao Chief, look at you like this, where do you look like a master, it's almost the same as selling Amway!"

Zhang Dadao turned his head, his face was righteous and awe-inspiring, and he said calmly: "What is the superior, not the superior!

Ye Hao and Wang Erxiao were both stunned, and laughed angrily together: "What is it? We are not customers? Why don't you have this attitude towards us?"

Zhang Dadao nodded and said seriously: "I'm hungry marketing, and I can't be too good at you, otherwise you won't believe it! En~ That's it." Zhang Dadao said, nodding again with certainty.

"What the hell!" Ye Hao and Wang Erxiao looked ridiculous, "What does this have to do with hunger marketing, we are so annoyed by you that we did it!"

Wang Shanshan was a little annoyed when she heard this, and said: "You two are annoyed, you have said that you want to apply for a card, what are you arguing about? I will listen to him first and tell me what to do with the card?

Ye Hao and Wang Erxiao glanced at each other, sighed together and shook their heads, "We don't know either?"

Zhang Dadao was proud, stepped forward and pointed at the two of them: "See, see, see, you are a typical impulsive consumption, look at other girls, such rational consumption is likely to become a long-term customer." Which side of this is a high-quality customer will know at a glance! Come, girl, poor road to tell you in detail! My card is divided into three kinds, one is an annual membership, recharge 10,000 yuan a year, you can enjoy three free faces, one free batch of years. You also have priority for other services, which can only be used by yourself!"

"Damn, you're a club model! Are you really a Taoist? So you even know this?" Ye Hao and Wang Erxiao were depressed, they had never seen such a thing that kept pace with the times.

Wang Shanshan was not surprised, nodded and said, "It's a little interesting, what other cards are there?"

Zhang Dadao was energetic, dancing and said: "The second kind is amazing, it is a lifelong VIP gold card, only with a cumulative consumption of 200,000 can you have it, with this card, if you encounter any major event, the poor road will take the initiative to come to the door." You buy a house, I'll show you the Yang House, I'll give you a batch of eight characters when you get married, and I'll give you a name when you have a child. Even if you are pregnant, you don't need to take a B-ultrasound, whether it is a man or a woman will tell you directly. If you want to have a boy or a girl, as long as you greet in advance, you can help. ”

When Ye Hao heard this, he hurriedly interjected: "No need, we can come by ourselves, we don't need your help!"

Wang Erxiao was also a little angry when he heard this, and pushed away Ye Da Cake and said, "What's the matter with you, go to the side!"

Zhang Dadao didn't care, and continued: "If you buy a car, Poor Dao can give you a license plate! If you change your mobile phone number, you can open the number! Even if you hang up, I can also show you the Yin House." Absolute lifelong service, from birth to soil, one-stop private customization. Quality assurance is worth having! All these services are all discounted!"

Wang Shanshan stuck out her tongue and said, "I can't afford to spend 200,000 yuan in total, and I can't say that you died before me?"

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect this possibility, and he struggled for a while before saying: "Generally speaking, no, there are skills in poor health preservation, and it is not easy for a few of you to survive me." ”

"Damn, how do you feel that you are cursing us to die early?" Wang Erxiao was also a little unhappy.

However, Consultant Liu felt more and more excited when he listened to it on the side, and he couldn't stop wiping his sweat with a tissue, he thought that he had also seen people in the market, and he really couldn't stand the way young people played now.

Wang Shanshan waved her hand and said, "Then there are cheaper cards, don't you?

Zhang Dadao nodded and said: "The rest is the most common recharge card, which can be pre-deposited, and the consumption is 9.8% off, which has priority compared to ordinary customers." However, if you need to come to the door, you will have to add a service fee, but this can be upgraded. As long as the quota is reached, you can upgrade to a gold lifetime VIP. ”

Wang Erxiao and Ye Hao glanced at each other, and Ye Hao said: "I said long, I still talk about it casually, have you really thought about it? What card are you going to let us do? Let's talk about it first, we can't afford that lifetime VIP!"

Although Wang Erxiao and Ye Hao can also get 200,000 yuan, if they use it to get such an unreliable card, they don't think it's worth it no matter how much money they have. Looking at Zhang Dadao's appearance, he really doesn't look like a master with discipline. In particular, Wang Erxiao is still half-convinced of Zhang Dadao's ability? Where are they willing to pay 200,000 yuan for experiments, and really think that these second generations are all brain-dead? To tell the truth, those brain-dead second generations may not be able to take out 200,000 yuan casually.

Listening to Ye Hao's words, Zhang Dadao showed a strange look, and said with a confused expression: "Isn't it up to you to decide what card to get? I've got the final say, it's a forced buy and a strong sell!"

Wang Erxiao was also happy at this time, shook his head and said: "Also the "Consumer Rights and Interests Protection Law"? Zhang Zhenren, you are not within the scope of protection, okay? You are a feudal superstitious activity, you can call 110 to ask the city management to get rid of you!"

Zhang Dadao was confused, shook his head and said, "Isn't the city management called by 110?"

Ye Hao was also depressed, and said, "Isn't this the point, okay?

Zhang Dadao smiled and said proudly: "No, the lawyer told me, looking at feng shui is a humanistic environment consultation, looking at the appearance is a personal image consultation, poor Dao This is a serious business, and it will be fine to pay taxes according to the law!" Zhang Dadao recalled what the lawyer who was instigated by him to protest against the canteen of the Seventh Courtyard had said, and refuted it with a straight face.

Wang Erxiao, Ye Hao, and even Wang Shanshan and Consultant Liu were all stupid at this time, and whispered in their mouths: "Lawyer?

"It's not that I don't understand, the world is changing too fast! Nowadays, young people really know how to play, and fortune tellers even bring lawyers?"

"Damn, this Taoist priest is going crazy! He still knows how to exploit the loopholes of the law!

This group of people was completely suppressed by Zhang Dadao, and even Brother Long and the others didn't slow down when they came in with their things, Wu Datou also saw the strange atmosphere, and hurriedly came over and asked Zhang Dadao: "Little Brother Daoist, have you fixed them? What is the situation?"

"Ahem!" Advisor Liu was old, so he relieved himself at this moment, and coughed twice to wake everyone up. Only then did he smile and said, "Come on, let's get down to business first!" That little Taoist, you can discuss the card when I leave." Lao Liu, I have a bad heart, I can't stand your stimulation so much!"

Brother Long also saw that the atmosphere was not right, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, let's get down to business first!"

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