Chapter 1: The Male God Lottery System
In the summer classroom, it is like a big stewed pot, and the chirping sound outside the window makes the students in the classroom feel stuffy and bored, and they can't lift their spirits.
However, in the eighth class of the senior high school of Minghua High School, the atmosphere was quite hot at this time.
"Jiang Yan, you are too much, you usually don't do well in your studies and always drag the back of the class, and you dare to be rude to female classmates, this is a hooligan act!" Qian Jubiao, the head teacher of Class 8, was reprimanding a student, looking at his angry posture, he hated that he couldn't kick this student's feet.
The student who was being trained was expressionless, looked at the beautiful girl next to him who was already crying like a pear blossom, and thought to himself, Nima, isn't it just to tease you? As for crying like this, and suing the teacher, I think that you are really arrogant when others call you a goddess.
"What kind of attitude do you have, why do you still think you haven't done anything wrong, do you? You look at Jiao Junfeng, study well, he is the top few in the class in every exam, he is polite, he can not only have a good relationship with all his classmates, but also respect the teacher, and win glory for the class----- you can't learn from him?"
Speaking of this, Qian Jubiao paused, and the eyes of the students in the class suddenly focused on Jiao Junfeng, Jiao Junfeng is tall and big, gray slacks with a snow-white short-sleeved shirt, and a fashionable hairstyle with bangs, the whole thing is the image of a tall male god.
Jiang Yan also glanced at Jiao Junfeng, who raised his head proudly and stared at Jiang Yan with disdain as if he was a prince, and his arrogant and superior appearance made Jiang Yan secretly compare his middle finger.
"Look at yourself again!" Qian Jubiao continued to reprimand: "I mingle with ruffians outside the school all day long, students are not like students who stay hooligans, they are all bad habits of retaining hooligans, and they have no education at all! If I were you, I would have gone home to farm a long time ago, and I wouldn't be embarrassed to stay in school!"
Slowly, the reprimand of Jiang Yan turned into a personal attack, but Jiang Yan pouted his lips and looked indifferent.
Whether the shoes are comfortable to wear or not, only the feet know. In fact, if they can, everyone would like to be a high-profile male god like Jiao Junfeng, rather than being a street rat like himself.
Jiang Yan has no talent for learning since he was a child, and he has a headache when he reads a book, and the ridicule of his classmates and the disgust of his teachers make Jiang Yan start to give up on himself, and often mix with ruffians outside the school to fight and make trouble.
After barely reaching high school, he had bad habits that were difficult to change, and his conduct was difficult to correct, so he became notorious and became a character hated by everyone in the school.
has no illustrious family background, his appearance is not good, and he is not good at studying, such a hard-working sling will be submerged everywhere, and only when he is noticed and ridiculed for doing bad things, Jiang Yan can find a little sense of survival, so he has no intention of changing his conduct.
"If you can reach one percent of Jiao Junfeng's hundredth, I will laugh off my big teeth, but looking at you, I will know that I can't help Adou, now I will punish you to stand behind and face the wall, and reflect on yourself!" Qian Jubiao issued a punishment order with a look of disgust.
Jiang Yan walked to the back of the classroom without saying a word, standing against the wall. Although he was mixed, he didn't dare to go directly to the teacher.
As for this kind of punishment, it is a piece of cake for Jiang Yan, he has a wealth of experience in dealing with it, and the most jaw-dropping trick is that he can touch the wall with his forehead when facing the wall, and then stand and sleep for a whole class, without being awakened by urine in the middle.
Today, as usual, after standing for five minutes, Jiang Yan fell asleep, and in his sleep, Jiang Yan suddenly heard a sound of "Di", followed by a sweet female voice: "The male god lottery system has been activated, is it binding?"
I'll go.,This is the rhythm that I usually read too many systematic flow novels.,It's so systematic to dream about.。 Anyway, it's just a dream.,Bind it.,Bind it.,It's just.,How to bind?
"This system comes from the high-tech of the future, and it is enough to communicate with ideas. ”
Jiang Yan thought to himself, then bind.
"Congratulations to the host for successfully binding the male god lottery system, does the host need to enter the male god lottery system space?"
Jiang Yan didn't think about it, so he said with his thoughts: "Yes." ”
I felt as if I had been electrocuted by something, and with a huge suction force I was sucked into a certain place, and when I opened my eyes, I found that I had come to a strange space, surrounded by fog and low visibility. Could this be the space of the male god lottery system?
"Welcome to the Male God System Lottery Space. The system automatically scans and detects the host: the height scan detects... Weight scan detection... Facial Appearance Scanning Detection... Health Scan Detection... IQ Scan Detection... ...... in thought quality scanning and detection"
"All the scans and tests have been completed, and the test results are: no male gods have been found, and they fully meet the standards of the sling, and the grade is level 1. ”
The sweet voice said: "The sling is divided into 100 levels, the first level of the sling is the lowest grade sling, and the 100 level sling is the best sling, which is the closest to the male god." After testing, the host is the most garbage in the sling, which is shameful for the sling. ”
The most garbage in the sling, isn't that the sling in the sling, even the sling is not as good as the sling?
"So what the hell is this system for?"
"Let's introduce this system to the host.,The full name of this system:Male God Lottery System,It's a high-tech product from 1000 years later.,The function is to cultivate a male god.,Assist a sling to grow into a super male god.。 ”
His father's is really a dream, if it's not a dream, how can there be such a good thing? Can he actually make himself grow into a male god? Jiang Yan was a little "chicken": "How can I be assisted to become a male god?"
"All the prizes set up in this system are a skill that assists the growth of male gods, and the host can obtain these male god skills through a lottery. Of course, some of the male god skills obtained are directly given to the host, and some need to be learned slowly by the host. ”
Jiang Yan became excited, just remembering the plots of some systematic flow novels, and asked, "Are there any restrictions on the lottery?"
"Every time the host upgrades the sling level, they will get one to five lottery chances. ”
Jiang Yan continued to ask, "Then how do you upgrade?"
"Completing the task of system distribution can obtain upgrade points, the host is currently a first-level sling, the upgrade point is zero, and ten upgrade points are required to upgrade to the next level. ”
"Will I be punished by the system for not completing the task?"
"At least three intermediate shocks are punished, but the system assigns corresponding tasks according to the condition of the host, and the purpose is to train the host's ability, so no matter how difficult it is, as long as the host does his best, the task will be successfully completed. ”
Jiang Yan nodded, had a general understanding of the lottery system of this male god, and asked, "Then can I draw now?"
"The host is currently a first-class sling and will have three lottery chances. Will the host draw right away?"
"I'm going to draw right away. As soon as Jiang Yan's words fell, a huge roulette wheel appeared in front of him.
"Is this the lottery wheel?" Jiang Yan looked at it curiously: there was a pointer on the huge roulette wheel, and there were some lottery items on the roulette wheel, Jiang Yan, who was very excited at first, quickly found a problem, and said depressedly: "System, why are there only seven items for your own lottery?"
These seven items are: 'One Hundred Dollars of Male God Fund', 'Male God Style Prohibition Rules', 'Male God Appearance Cultivation', 'Male God Learning Talent', 'Male God's Strongest Brain', 'Male God Calligraphy', and one is a space.
In addition to the six skill items "Male God Appearance Cultivation", which made Jiang Yan look forward to it, the other awards made him uninterested, and one of them was a space, which means that there may be a bye, no wonder he was depressed.
"Please don't be discouraged, the award is set according to the level of the host, the higher the host's level, the more lottery items will be stimulated, so the host wants to stimulate more lottery items, and then complete the tasks assigned by the system to earn upgrade points to upgrade the level. ”
I see. Jiang Yan had an epiphany, it seems that there is still a lot of room for development of this lottery system.
Jiang Yan rubbed his hands and reached out to flick the pointer on the roulette wheel.
This lottery Jiang Yan is completely aimed at the "male god appearance cultivation", if he gets the male god appearance, even if he has no money to study, he can't do it, it should be no problem to find a girlfriend in the future. Jiang Yan thought happily.
It's a pity that the pointer didn't stop at the item of "male god appearance cultivation", but stopped at the "male god demeanor prohibition rules".
"Congratulations to the host for drawing the 'Male God Style Prohibition Rules' skill!" At this time, the system let out a congratulatory sound.
However, Jiang Yan didn't feel anything gratifying, he didn't know what the benefits of this "male god style prohibition rules" were for him, and as a poor student who repeatedly violated school rules, he was now big when he heard the word "rules".
Fortunately, there are still two entries to the draw. After reciting the sentence "God bless", Jiang Yan continued to flick the pointer.
As a result, the pointer is fixed on the "male god learning talent".
"Congratulations to the host for drawing the 'Male God Learning Talent' skill!"
Hey your sister, Jiang Yan couldn't cry or laugh, what he was most afraid of in his life was learning, but he just drew the "learning talent" skill, is this an irony?
There is one last chance, this time Jiang Yan just hopes to draw the "One Hundred Yuan of the Male God Fund", and he can't draw what he wants anyway, it's like buying a two-color ball, he can't win less than five million anyway, and it can be regarded as a comfort if he can win five or ten yuan.
As a result, this small hope was also disappointed, and the pointer slowly slid over the "One Hundred Dollars of the Male God Fund", but -----
"Congratulations to the host for drawing the 'Male God Appearance Cultivation'!"
Haha, a dream come true! Jiang Yan was happy, but at this time, he heard the sweet voice of the system and said: "Let's introduce to the host the three skills obtained: 'Male God Style Prohibition Rules', this skill is to strictly supervise the host's usual behavior norms, and abandon some bad habits of the host that hinder becoming a male god; 'Male God Learning Talent', this skill is directly given to the host, so that the host can learn cultural knowledge during the study period with half the effort. ”
Jiang Yan heard it in a fog, and was about to ask clearly, when he said in a sweet voice: "The three skills of 'Male God Demeanor Prohibition Regulations', 'Male God Appearance Cultivation' and 'Male God Learning Talent' have been issued, please pay attention to the host." This lottery is over, welcome to come again next time. ”
"Hey, hey, how can I check it, hey, it's still there?" Jiang Yan shouted anxiously.
"Jiang Yan, what are you doing!" Jiang Yan rubbed his eyes, and when he looked back, there was Qian Jubiao's angry face on the podium, and the classmates in the class had a funny face.
Thinking back to what happened just now, Jiang Yan was very depressed. This is really just a sweet dream, just like last week I won five million last week Fan Bingbing invited myself to eat a bird, opened my eyes and woke up as a puffy cloud.
"Jiang Yan, you're too much! I've made you think about how you actually sleep, and you actually yelled and talked in your dreams when you sleep! Now you'll be punished again after class and after school, and the teacher's office area will be cleaned before eating!"
"Yes. Jiang Yan lowered his head in frustration, thinking to himself that he had been punished for cleaning again? Even if it's cleaning, can there be something new, for example, let me clean the women's toilet?
When the class bell rang, Qian Jubiao glared at Jiang Yan fiercely, "Don't forget to come and clean", and then walked out of the classroom with the textbook.
This class was the last class of the afternoon, Jiang Yan was about to go to clean up, Jiao Junfeng walked over with a smile: "How about Jiang Yan, the taste of the punishment station is not comfortable." ”
Jiang Yan and Jiao Junfeng will form a stark contrast together, one is a model of being rich and handsome, and the other is a representative of a scumbag.
However, the relationship between the two is still quite delicate, as a school ruffian, every time Jiang Yan makes trouble in the class, Jiao Junfeng successfully stops it, if nothing else, just because Jiang Yan will get a benefit fee from Jiao Junfeng afterwards.
This matter is also a secret between them, it can be said that Jiao Junfeng's male god image is becoming more and more brilliant in the class, and it can also be regarded as stepping on Jiang Yan, but Jiang Yan doesn't care, Jiao Junfeng just gives money and is happy.
Seeing that Jiang Yan didn't speak, Jiao Junfeng learned the tone of Qian Jubiao just now and said: "Jiang Yan, don't blame me, it's okay if you can't get into college because you study poorly, but you can't be a person, you look at how many friends you have in school? If you don't have friends, forget it, you will offend people, and it will be difficult for a character like you to enter the society." If you continue like this, I don't think you will even be able to find a girlfriend in the future. ”
Looking at Jiao Junfeng, who showed a little disdain at the corner of his mouth, Jiang Yan suddenly had 10,000 grass nima running wildly in his heart.
If you have a handsome father like you, a real estate predator, and a driver at home who drives a car worth more than 1 million yuan to send him to school, and invites his classmates to high-end restaurants every day, his friends will definitely be all over the school, and he will need you to teach me how to behave?
"Also, everyone knows that I'm pursuing Tang Ya, and you'd better avoid three points for her. Jiao Junfeng's voice suddenly became stern.
Tang Ya is the girl Jiang Yan flirted with before, she is tall and has a good face, she is known as a goddess. Of course, Jiao Junfeng was not afraid that Tang Ya would have a good impression of Jiang Yan, but Jiang Yan was always teasing Tang Ya under his nose, and he couldn't help but feel unhappy.
Jiang Yan was even more unhappy in his heart, spending your money and thinking that labor and management had to listen to you for everything, but after all, the hands of people are short: "Don't worry, everyone in the school knows that you are a male god, she is a goddess, I am a scumbag, you are a natural pair, I just have an occasional addiction." ”
With that, Jiang Yan got up and left the classroom.
"It's good if you understand, otherwise------ you are not the best mixer, Lao Tzu has a lot of money, ask someone to play with you!" staring at Jiang Yan's back, Jiao Junfeng smiled darkly.
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An hour later, Jiang Yan showed up at a small store next to the school and bought a bottle of beer and a pack of low-quality cigarettes.
The one-hour cleaning exercise made Jiang Yan tired like a dead dog, and suddenly thought of the dream he had in the classroom, and sighed: Alas, how good that dream would be if it was true, if he really became a male god, he would definitely ask Qian Jubiao to drink foot washing water, and he would still need to look at Qian Jubiao's face to be a cleaner?
Jiang Yan had YY in his mind, opened the beer bottle, and poured wine into his mouth on the mouth of the bottle, and the result was -----
"Warning! I found that the host has drunk, this behavior hinders the growth of the male god, violates the 'male god demeanor prohibition rules', and the system forcibly prohibits it!"
Jiang Yan didn't understand what it meant, but he felt that the big sip of beer in his mouth suddenly became bitter, and he spit out all the "wow" bites.
Nima, is this Yunnan Baiyao or wine? Jiang Yan shouted angrily: "Boss, if you don't bring such a black one, how can you say that we are also old customers, and buying a bottle of beer is still expired!"
"Expired? won't it?" The boss hurriedly ran over, grabbed the remaining half of the bottle of beer suspiciously, took a big sip, and smacked his mouth: "It tastes good, it won't be expired, is there something wrong with your sense of taste?"
Looking at the boss's expression of enjoyment, Jiang Yan instantly became a bunker, the wine was so bitter, how could he swallow it and still look like he was enjoying it? Could it be -----
Jiang Yan took out a cigarette he had just bought, lit it and took a puff, and the result was -----
"Warning, it is found that the host has smoking behavior, which not only endangers hài's health, but also hinders the growth of the male god, violating the 'male god demeanor prohibition rules', and the system forcibly bans it!"
Jiang Yan, who has been smoking for at least three years, coughed violently, coughed so much that he bent over and his face was colorless, and his lungs almost coughed out.
Jiang Yan, who had come to his senses, was once again in a bunker, and it was true! It turned out that this qiē was real, not a dream.
The "male god style prohibition rule" has been automatically triggered, that is to say, from now on, I will step into the road of becoming a male god, but smoking and alcohol are obstacles, and it seems that I must first quit smoking and drinking.
Tobacco and alcohol are all things that hurt the body, and it's okay to quit, but in addition to quitting smoking and drinking, I don't know whether to quit other things, such as women.
A miracle really happened, but Jiang Yan's mood at this time didn't know whether to be happy or afraid, if he quit a lot of interesting things in life, even if he really became a super male god, it would be boring to live.
Is there any way to lift the "male god style prohibition rules"? Or can you quit if you want to, you can quit, and if you don't want to quit, you can keep it?
For this question, the system has not answered it for the time being.
But I only got this system today, let's study it slowly in the future, the most important thing at the moment is to fill my stomach, Jiang Yan hasn't eaten much in a day today.
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