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www.mpzw.com) Walking through the shadows cast by the building, Uncle Cat rubbed his beard and muttered smuttering, "A small team also wants to catch Uncle Cat?"

Although he is just a pervert, Uncle Cat has achieved great things that ordinary people can't achieve in their lifetime - he has squatted in the prisons of Darnassus, Quel'Thalas, and the Seven Kingdoms of Mankind, and he has successfully escaped from prison!

On top of that, he was imprisoned for all charges of sexual harassment.

A weak cry for help caught Uncle Mao's attention, and as he followed, he saw an old man standing against the wall, standing in a strange posture and shaking his legs, while the ground was littered with shriveled money bags and messy documents, which seemed to have been robbed.

With the sound of inhalation, the old man intermittently asked him for help: "Help, broken, please, take me to the priest quickly." ”

Priests are not omnipotent, and cannot be resurrected if the body is too fragmented or dead for too long, and similarly, some crushing injuries cannot be healed if they are slightly prolonged.

"What is broken?" asked Uncle Cat as he leaned over to help him pick up the papers on the ground.

The helper cried bitterly, as if thinking of something that terrified him so much, and he convulsed and said, "Lori is so terrible. ”

Uncle Lori, who just wanted to refute and preach, looked at the document in his hand in a daze, and then crumpled it into a ball with his hand.

"Thanks to you, I was almost arrested by the principal. Uncle Cat stood up.

Although he is a pervert, he is a gentleman (tai) of metamorphosis.

"It's because of you scum that the reputation of perverts such as us has been tarnished. "Uncle Cat walked towards the 'principal'.

Although he is a pervert, he is limited to verbal sexual harassment. (This is also a crime, good boy, please do not imitate.) ）

"Now, accept the perverted sanctions!"

Although he is a perverted lolita, countless years behind bars have allowed him to master a certain skill.

Uncle Cat found a piece of soap out of nowhere, and after throwing it on the ground, Uncle Cat shook the cat's ears and said ambiguously, "Can ♂ you help me pick it up?"

MI7 agent Bond didn't capture the headmaster in the end, and from then on, there was a human beggar in Ironforge who foamed at the mouth and wailed whenever he saw Lori and the cat and the muscular brother

Wine Festival News

Barrel Stonespear

As we all know, the Ironforge Wine Festival has three long-standing celebrations, the Super Drunkard Competition, the Wine Festival Sheep Race, and the Defend the Wine Festival event. After yesterday's Super Drunkard Contest was unexpectedly upset and won by an unnamed human girl, Ironforge lost again in the Defending the Wine Festival.

(The Black Iron Dwarves have been at war with Ironforge for a long time, and they are always intent on destroying our stable and peaceful life, and every year at the Wine Festival, the Black Iron Dwarves set out from the Blackstone Abyss on an underground drill to raid and plunder the wine resources of Ironforge.) The Defend the Wine Festival event is all about defeating these invaders and defending our cute kegs, while the contestants who take down the most Black Iron Dwarves will receive the Champion Prize and the title of 'Defender of the Wine Festival'. Author's note)

The winner is a human silver-haired girl who calls herself Xiao Ai (pseudonym), but the contestants protested her controversial award, and the author interviews the following interview.

A young dwarven named Brian told me that his elder brother Muradin had been practicing for the event for a long time, but had failed before he could show his hammer skills.

When I interviewed Muradin, the young and strong dwarven warrior was sullenly throwing his glass down on his distant target, hitting the bull's-eye!

"I'm not afraid to fail, and I'm not afraid to admit it. I forget it, if you lose, you lose. ”

Muradin, who had the character of a noble warrior, shook his head and refused to talk about what kind of means were used to win to make this young warrior so low?

The author interviewed one of the parties, Miss L, who did not want to be named.

"I was startled by the sudden appearance of the Black Iron Dwarf, and in a fit of tension, I grabbed a wine bottle, smashed the bottom of the bottle, and prepared for battle. Miss L said as she ran her long pink hair through her fingers and struggled to recall. It seems that she has a deep understanding of the dwarf bar culture, and she created the famous bar murder weapon in the moment of danger, what a cute girl.

"Can you cover your eyes? with that kind of black barcode. Miss L asked with big blue eyes.

After the author said that it was just a text interview, she seemed a little lost, and Shaoqing continued: "After the wine bottle broke, some liquor spilled nearby, well, you know, it was the puppet that the perpetrator had been holding on to the mouth. ”

But what happened next was far beyond all of us could have imagined, including the invading Black Iron Dwarves. Miss A, who did not want to be named, sued the author.

"I don't know her, really!" Miss A, who had short blond hair, was a little excited, and under Miss L's comfort, she finally calmed down and continued: "It's terrible, I saw her (Xiao Ai, author's note) suddenly kiss the doll, not the kind of gentle touch, but a deep kiss!"

Miss A whimpered, apparently traumatized as well, and she cried, "She (Little Love) sucked hard and made a terrifying sound, and I can't imagine anyone doing this in front of the public, it's too shameful." ”

After that, Miss A's eyes were blank and she kept saying, 'I don't know her, I don't know her.' I will not answer the author's question again. Miss L, on the other hand, took a selfie with a Nomorigan Polaroid, and after painting the eyes of the photo with black strips, she handed the photo to me and said, "I've wanted to try this for a long time, so please publish it." ”

After the author promised Miss L, she continued: "We were all scared silly at the time, but the horror was still to come. Speaking of this, even Miss L, who gave the impression of being quite lively and rough-witted, hesitated.

"There are some things that many of us do, but it should be just herself when I don't object to her putting pressure, she has the right to do that, but she should be considerate of the people around her. Freedom is not unlimited, it must be governed by law and morality. ”

The author very much agrees with Miss L's words, and she goes to the heart of the matter.

"The children were crying, and my daughter told me that she didn't want rag dolls anymore. Said a woman with her daughter cheering for her husband.

"Blind my Augin!" a dwarf engineer complained to the writer, pointing to his burned-out goggles.

"It's okay to play like this, okay, I mean it's bad, but at least the Black Iron Dwarves were all destroyed, didn't they?" said one merchant from a different perspective.

Indeed, despite the bad social impact, the silver-haired human girl under the pseudonym Xiao Ai did use her bizarre performance art to bring down all the Black Iron invaders.

Xiao Ai (not her real name) then won the tournament with the title of Defender of the Wine Festival. However, she was prosecuted for indecency in a public place, and according to the author's later understanding, because the main victim (the puppet, she is also called Xiao Ai) remained silent, and Xiao Ai looked underage, the Ironforge Court finally acquitted Xiao Ai.

Finally, a photo of Miss L is attached. Even from a dwarf's point of view, I think she's very cute, especially with her long, fluffy pink hair. What I want to say is that don't look at humans with a prejudiced eye because of Xiao Ai's personal actions, there are both depraved black iron dwarves and brave and fearless bronzebeard and brute hammer dwarves among the dwarves, and the same goes for humans

Loria carefully looked at her photos in the newspaper, and she was a little dissatisfied, and said, "I should have taken a few more photos to compare at that time." And Anne muttered with a gloomy face: "Why was it found not guilty, why was it found not guilty?" ”

"Loria, let's run away now!" said Anne, with tears in her eyes, tugging at the corners of Loria's skirt and pleading.

Pink Lori put her finger to her lips and thought about it for a moment before replying, "Alice promised to give me all the prize money, and it's too late." With that, she said, pointing to Alice as she walked out of the courthouse.

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May 31 to the present, two weeks and ten changes, during which I asked for a collection, the result of the total collection reduced by 1, knowing that I wrote badly, so I begged to build yì, but no one answered, the author was confused.