"Why didn't you cut this paragraph!"

A well-known director was sitting at home at the moment, and when he saw an advertisement suddenly on TV, he picked up his mobile phone in a rage and shouted in frenzy.

exploded on the Internet, and countless netizens commented on this TV series.

"Hahaha! Laugh to death labor and management, the heroine is in love with a kiss! Black belly husband, you are dead!"

"It's too grassy!Female protagonist: Don't kiss me with a black belly! Male protagonist: I'll kiss you, what's wrong!Ending: Male protagonist. ”

"Before the kiss: Brother Twilight City don't want it! During the kiss: Brother Twilight City! You actually want to push people away! Male protagonist: Hmmmm...... Help, director save me!"

"The heroine was forced to be helpless, and she was angry with a kiss and asked for her life!"

"Hahaha! You're all fucking talents!"

"This TV series is a bull critic!

"Chase, chase, chase!"

......

Major video websites and TV stations have urgently removed this "Black Husband Don't Touch Me!", wanting to avoid the storm, but who would have thought that the content of this kiss scene has been saved by fast-eyed netizens.

For a while, all major short video platforms were all videos of this suffocating kiss scene. The entry that a certain male star was suffocated by a certain actress kissed directly topped the hot search list.

In a hospital in Yanjing, a fair-skinned young man lies on a hospital bed hanging on a drip, holding his mobile phone in his hand and browsing his work schedule.

Suddenly, a popular video push popped up, and he clicked on it to see, isn't the person in this video him?

At this time, the agent in a black suit walked in with a tablet and said to him: "Han Mu, you are on fire!

Han Mu smiled bitterly: "I know, is there news from the tour guide of the accident?"

The agent shook his head, "I think he should be on fire now, and he must still be looking for a reason in his own company." ”

"How? Do you want to take the opportunity to hype?"

The agent asked Han Mudao.

"You can do it!"

Han Mu put down his phone and closed his eyes.

"Okay, then you can rest. ”

The agent walked out and began to edit Weibo, he knew that Han Mu's opportunity to become famous was coming!

Han Mu looked bitter, he is just a third-tier star, because his facial features and appearance meet the aesthetic standards of contemporary little girls, so he often takes on some romance idol dramas to win fans.

Han Mu has always been in a state of not being angry, because he is not in good health and suffers from low blood pressure, he often can't overwork when filming, and once he lacks blood oxygen, he is likely to faint.

When filming the kiss scene this time, the heroine may have been emotional, and the kiss was very intense, causing Han Mu to be out of breath all the time, just like that, the sad Han Mu passed out directly on the star Lu Lu who played the heroine.

Usually acting is not popular, but I didn't expect that I fainted because of low blood pressure, which is also fate.

Han Muzhen didn't know whether he should cry or laugh now, he thought that the director had cut out this filming tidbit, but he didn't expect such content to appear in the feature film, and he didn't know if the director did it on purpose or if someone else deliberately teased him.

Lincheng, a five-star hotel.

"Ahhh

Actress Lu Lu lay on the soft big bed with a distressed face, and her mobile phone was slammed aside by her.

"Lulu, you're famous this time!"

The female agent sat on the soft chair next to her and said with a smile.

"I don't know what Han Mu thinks of me now. ”

Lu Lu has always liked Han Mu, and she entered this circle just to be able to get in touch with Han Mu.

Now that this kind of thing has happened, this time I finally filmed a drama with Han Mu, but there was such a bloody thing. She couldn't help but feel a little angry in her heart, Han Mu might not choose to cooperate with her in the future.

"You should be happy, take this opportunity, I can completely fire you, you are famous, will it be difficult to be with Han Mu?"

The agent held his mobile phone and gave Lu Lu advice with a smile.

"That's right, as long as I'm famous, I will have more opportunities to contact Han Mu. ”

Lu Lu's eyes lit up, picked up her mobile phone and posted on Weibo, and began to hype her personality.

Although most of the people on the Internet ridicule and ridicule her, she doesn't care, as long as she can be famous, even if her reputation is stinky, she doesn't mind at all.

And in this filming, she did not hesitate to sell her body in order to be elected as the heroine.

She felt that it was all worth it, all for Han Mu.

"By the way, Lulu, you're going to perform at your alma mater on Friday this week, are you ready to sing any songs?"

The female agent asked while discussing with the studio's counselor on her mobile phone how to use this opportunity to hype up Lulu.

"Sister Gao, just help me pick one casually, anyway, I don't need to open my mouth on the spot. ”

In addition to being an actress, Lu Lu also has the identity of a singer.

Of course, the songs she sang were basically written and composed by others, and then she bought them at a high price and changed them to her own.

And she doesn't sing well, in the album she released, the original sound of all the songs has been revised and synthesized in the later stage, in order to confirm that this is her original sound, she also went to various places to hold live concerts.

However, her so-called live concerts are basically lip-synching, and she has never really sung a song in its entirety on stage.

"But you still have to pay attention to yourself, cover up your voice, and avoid unnecessary embarrassment. ”

Sister Gao glanced at Lu Lu and said.

"Got it, Sister Gao. ”

Xia Yan brushed the comments on Weibo and said with a smile: "My acting skills are good." ”

Sister Gao sighed and didn't speak, because she understood that going on like this was not a long-term solution, and no matter how perfect the lie was, sooner or later it would be exposed.

............

"Shen Yue, do you know? It's funny, just now on TV, the heroine in "Don't Touch Me with a Black Belly!" sucked the male protagonist unconscious, hahaha!"

At the dinner table, Chu Xinran held a chicken leg in his hand and laughed.

"Eat well, what's so funny!"

Zhou Ming knocked on the edge of the rice bowl in front of Chu Xinran with chopsticks, and glanced at her angrily.

"Oh. ”

Chu happily stuck out his little tongue and buried himself in nibbling on the fragrant chicken thigh.

Xia Yan covered her mouth and chuckled, the content in the TV series just now really thundered her. She picked up the crystal rice and put it in her mouth and chewed it a few times, then picked up the braised fish pieces on the table and tasted it, and her beautiful eyes lit up.

What a fragrant taste!

The aroma of fish and green onion and ginger is mixed together, and the salty and slightly sweet taste stimulates Xia Yan's taste buds, and the crispiness of the fish skin and the tenderness inside are completely integrated, forming a perfect taste enjoyment in her mouth.

Shen Yue and Zhou Ming are actually first-class cooking masters.

While Xia Yan was surprised, he couldn't help but ask Zhou Ming: "Shen Yue, who did you and your senior brother learn this craft from? I feel that your skills are better than those of the big chefs in the Chinese restaurants in Lincheng." ”

Zhou Ming listened to Xia Yan's praise and smiled awkwardly: "I learned two hands from my senior brother, and he is self-taught." ”

What he said later was the truth, he was forced to have this cooking skill by life.

In order not to starve himself after graduation, Zhou Ming bought a lot of cooking books on the Internet, as long as it was something to eat, he would basically make it.

And I have to say that Zhou Ming is very talented in cooking, others need years of hard work to exercise their taste system, it only took him a month to understand the taste of most foods and spices.

Now, even if he doesn't taste the finished dish, he can feel how it tastes.

"Self-taught?"

Chu Xinran finished nibbling on the chicken legs, wiped his greasy hands with a tissue, and gave Zhou Ming a thumbs up.

"Ahem, it's nothing, survival needs, let's eat. ”

Zhou Ming behaved very modestly, picked up a piece of beef and put it in his mouth. Feeling the taste, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, if he had chosen to go to New Oriental to learn cooking, he would probably be a chef in a restaurant or a five-star hotel by now.

However, at that time, Zhou Ming was devoted to learning, and did not discover his special talent, and chose the most "profitable" industry in the new era - IT Internet.

After entering this industry, Zhou Ming found that the competitive pressure was so fierce, 996 plus staying up late for hair loss, and coffee every day to replenish the state. If you are not careful, you are likely to be squeezed out by the new interns who are new to the company.

I go to work every day to do boring copywriting and code modification and editing, and there is no passion at all.

For Zhou Ming, his former job is not as energetic as that of outsourcing.

Looking back on the past, Zhou Ming secretly shook his head, it is still more suitable for him to live a free and easy life, even if he has no formal job, he can now rely on the skills he has learned to support himself and subsidize his family.

"By the way, Shen Yue, this Friday, my best friend said that there was a star in their school who was going to hold a concert, and she invited me, I want to ...... it"

During the meal, Xia Yan ate a delicious meal, looked at Zhou Ming and said.

"Okay, okay, let's go see it together!"

Without waiting for Xia Yan to finish speaking, Chu Xinran just took a big mouthful of rice and interjected with rice grains.

Zhou Ming ignored the ugly appearance of this little girl, looked at Xia Yan and said, "What do you think yourself?"

"I quit my job and was going to relax for a while, but when it happened, I couldn't put my mind down and go outside. ”

Xia Yan said, his eyes suddenly dimmed a lot.

"It's okay, let's go over and relax together, it's been a long time since I've seen the campus. ”

Zhou Ming knew Xia Yan's concerns and smiled slightly.

"Well, this Friday night, we'll go over together. ”

Xia Yan and Zhou Ming glanced at each other and smiled happily.

"Eh, Xia Yan, what happened to you? you actually need Shen Yue to protect you. ”

Chu Xinran held the wooden chopsticks in his mouth and looked at Xia Yan with a curious expression.

She knew that Zhou Ming had the strength of a land immortal, and Xia Yan didn't go to the police when she encountered an emergency, but came to Zhou Ming, which made her very puzzled.

"I ......"

Xia Yan looked at Chu Xinran and told her about the situation she had encountered.