Chapter 129: I can't get along with gold coins
The heart is like a knife, the tears are like a spring, the cute gold coin always likes to leave me, come back, come back, I will treat you well- Luo Muye, who lost the gold coin, had an off-white ceiling printed from the crack in his eyes, Luo Muye slowly broke away from his eyelashes, which were still a little glued, and was stunned for a moment, and finally figured out the fact that he was still alive, and his brain after a long sleep was dull and did not look like he was in the world, and there seemed to be a small hammer outside his brain tirelessly beating his head to remind others of the difficulties in the world, he swallowed his saliva and supported the bed board with both hands, took a deep breath and sat up with difficulty, and there was a sound of tables and chairs colliding in the room, and a figure ran to Luo Muye and put one hand on his shoulder and asked with concern,
"Hey, buddy, you're finally awake, how do you feel?" This voice was a little familiar, Luo Muye didn't remember who it was for a while, but the familiar voice made him instinctively let down his guard, shook his head that was still muffled and aching, and felt that there was no sign of improvement, so he stretched out a hand and gently tapped his head and responded: " If you're talking about being alive, that's pretty good, but if you're asking me how I feel right now, it's terrible, my head hurts, and most importantly, I'm hungry, so hungry that I feel like I can eat a cow. Saying that, Luo Muye looked up at the person who asked him, he was really an acquaintance, did anyone remember Tolstoy, the unscrupulous dealer who sold customs clearance discs in the Cameron Magic Tower?
That's right, he was the one who spoke.
"Hey, it's all my fault, you see I forgot you haven't eaten in a long time, come, they said I'll give you this if you wake up. Tolstoy said as he washed a bowl of black, green, black, and green viscous liquid with boiling water, no matter how disgusting it looked, and put it in front of Luo Muye.
"Well, I know it doesn't look good, and it does smell terrible, but... You better eat it, it's all for your health. Tolstoy scratched his head and said embarrassedly.
Luo Muye frowned, thought about it, and the hunger in his stomach urged him again, pinched his nose and sighed bitterly, he turned his head and picked up the disgusting porridge, picked up the spoon with his other hand, rolled up and down in the porridge, hesitated and didn't put it in his mouth, and finally under Tolstoy's hopeful eyes, he scooped a spoonful and closed his eyes and put it into his mouth.
"Poof" didn't even hold on for a second, Luo Muye spit out the black and green porridge he had just eaten in one bite, pulled his tongue and eyebrows into a ball, and said with a crying voice: ", what is this? How can there be such an unpalatable thing in this world, you just now, but don't you want to say that if you eat it, you will find that there is something worse than the smell and appearance, right? Take it for me, if I don't eat it, you will let me starve to death." Saying that, Luo Muye pushed the porridge back to the tray in Tolstoy's hand, and fanned it with his hand on the side of his open mouth, Tolstoy seemed to have expected such a situation, and had already dodged in advance to avoid Luo Muye's spitting,
"Anla, of course I know it's hard to drink, so far the function of this thing is to help patients recover as soon as possible, especially those who are extremely weak and need to be recuperated, don't look at this thing It's very expensive, just the 10 gold coins you just sprayed, it's gone!" Tolstoy comforted while pointing to the porridge that Luo Muye wasted,
"How much? That 10 gold coins? Isn't this a pit, why is it so expensive?" Luo Muye shouted like a frying pan with a painful face when he heard this number, not like a patient at all,
"There's no way, the medicinal materials needed for this healing porridge are expensive, but the effect is amazing, and the most important thing is that there are very few experts who can fuse them together without losing their effect, so you know, scarcity is expensive, and those experts are extremely arrogant but they all paid for you to make it, and you can't return it if you want to." Tolstoy waved his hand and said helplessly,
"Grass! This is really special knowledge is power, take it. Luo Muye burst out and said angrily,
"What?" said Tolstie, as if he had not heard the question,
"I said that special ** knowledge and fate porridge, did you throw away all the money? Damn, that bowl is a few hundred gold coins, I can't afford to waste gold coins. Tolstoy smiled and handed the porridge to Luo Muye without saying anything, Luo Muye took a deep look at the disgusting and outrageous porridge, and raised him up to Tolstoy and said pretending to be arrogant
"!" Then he closed his eyes and raised his head to pour it, Luo Muye, who was stimulated by the gold coins, didn't waste it at all, poured them all into his stomach, and licked the spoon like a dog.
Looking at Luo Muye's distorted and unformed face, Tolstoy held back for a long time and raised his thumb in admiration
"What a man, I'll serve!" Luo Muye took half a prayer to calm down the feeling of rebellion in his abdomen, during which he didn't say a word, his eyes were closed as if he was meditating, but several times he covered his mouth and vomited to express his hard work, Tolstoy did not leave and stood aside and waited quietly, Luo Muye who woke up must be accompanied by a person, the most important thing is that he needs someone to tell him everything that happened to him during the coma.
Luo Muye's first words after quelling the war in his belly were
"How are they. Tolstoy seemed to have known that Luo Muye would ask this question and said unhurriedly
"Except for you, they are all fine, not only woke up, but also recovered their health a long time ago. β
"Well, where am I now? It doesn't look like Cameron's magic tower, I... How long have you been in a coma?"
"You have been in a coma for 3 days, but it is only 3 months and 3 days, we are now in Canberra, the largest city in the north of the Terrans, belonging to the territory of the Grand Duke of the Rhine, as for Master Cameron's magic tower now....is no longer there. Tolstoy bowed his head sadly as he spoke.
"What do you mean? What do you mean when you're gone?" Luo Muye sat up straight and asked in surprise,
"It's an accident, just two months ago, the master seemed to have done some terrible experiment, and suddenly blew up the magic tower and the surrounding area into ashes, and made a big news for this purpose, which became a talking point on the road, and when he was evacuated, the master said that he made it out, and he was responsible, so after he sent us all out, he held on until the explosion happened, and when we were all terrified and didn't know what to do, there was a loud noise in the magic tower, and then a huge mushroom cloud rose, and the yellow shock wave swallowed everything around, and no one saw what happened inside, and the master was nowhere to be foundγ Tolstoy said sadly.
"This is really big news, do you know what kind of experiment Master Cameron did?" Luo Muye asked curiously,
"I don't know, but according to the experimenters who came out, Master Cameron seems to have done another experiment that he named proton fission. Tolstoy scratched his head and uttered a word that he didn't understand at all,
"Grass, it's really a big news, it's hard to think of the news, it's the first time I've heard that someone has put a nuclear test in a densely populated area on the surface, and it doesn't carry out any protective measures for the experiment, and thanks to that it was Cameron, but Master Cameron, you really have a big heart, you really deserve to be a pioneer of mankind, I admire it!" Luo Muye sighed faintly, I am afraid that he is the only one in this world who probably guessed what Cameron did.
I could only silently bow in the direction of Cameron Castle to show my respect, a pioneer is a pioneer.
"What are you muttering? Gru!" Tolstoy asked puzzled when he saw Luo Muye talking to himself, Luo Muye shook his head and refused to say more
"It's nothing, I believe that with the master's ability, it should be fine, sooner or later you will have to rebuild your home, by the way, then how did you get here?"
"It's a long story" Tolstoy pouted, Luo Muye tilted his head to indicate that he had enough time, Tolstoy thought about it and then told him that it was probably a story of a young man who lost his residence and was penniless and drifted north to make a living, as for encountering Farnessus, it was a complete accident, when he was making a living in the Grand Duke's mansion, he happened to meet Farnessus with the unconscious two people who came to ask for help, and simply took over the work of taking care of their lives for the Grand Duke, Luo Muye nodded and cast a grateful look at Tolstoy and then thanked him: " Thank you, Tolstoy, and I'll give you 500 gold as a reward!"
"500 gold coins?" Tolstoy's surprised voice echoed his thoughts, Luo Muye was a little vain, and thought: Look!
These people still haven't seen much of the world's 500 gold coins, if you are given 1000 gold coins, you will not be happy to die?
Seeing Luo Muye's smug expression, Tolstoy guessed that Luo Muye should be wrong, and stepped forward and patted his face.
"Hey, wake up, what do you want, I'll tell you that now as long as you can take out 100 gold coins, I will lose Okay, I'll post you 500 gold coins, your partners and pets are now living on showmanship, where do you get your confidence, ah!" Tolstoy looked at Luo Muye with a funny face,
"What? What do you say, how is it possible, I will have no money, you are teasing me? Come on, bring me my things, and I will prove it to you. Luo Muye tilted his head and said unhappily,
"Cheng" Tolstoy didn't argue, turned around, opened the cabinet, took out a red magic bag, and threw it in front of Luo Muye at random.
Luo Muye pointed at Tolstoy with his finger, he opened the bag slightly, first took out the golden bow, then took out the mane of the divine beast, and then took out the mottled werewolf battle axe, and then...
"Gone, my medicine, my money, my ginseng, my gem scepter, my statue, and my 30,000 gold coins?" Luo Muye only took out three things and there was no news, and then the hand that reached into the magic bag couldn't take out anything anymore, he didn't believe in evil, he first opened the mouth of the bag and peeked in and found nothing, and then simply turned the bag upside down and shook it down, but there was still nothing, Luo Muye panicked like a rooster who woke up and found that he had no feathers, dazed, helpless, crazy, stupid.
He scratched his head, wanting to remember where the money went, but he didn't think of anything except a pinprick headache, looking at Luo Muye's sluggish expression, Tolstoy shook his head and walked over and patted Luo Muye's shoulder and said regretfully: "Gru, I said you have no money, and you don't want to think about how your partners and pets will go to the show to support you and themselves if you are rich." β
"That....then why do you say I don't have money, what about money?" Luo Muye turned around as if he had heard something terrible, shaking Tolstoy to get an answer,
"Ululu" Tolstoy pushed Luo Muye so that his tongue and lips no longer trembled, glanced at Luo Muye, who still wanted to hold him, and said: "Hey, you got the point wrong, shouldn't you ask why your little friend is selling art, what kind of art is selling? β
"Exactly that, if you ask you anything, you can tell me why the money is gone, as for my pets and companions, as long as they are alive, it must be excellent, this matter will be talked about later, or you tell me where the money went, why the expenses are so large, it is 30,000 gold coins, and the pile together can bury you, and it is not only a matter of money, my collections, why are the medicinal herbs gone." Luo Muye waved his hand impatiently, and his tone was very impulsive, with a look of anger and need to explain.
"They are really unlucky to be such a master as you, okay, it's okay to tell you, your medicinal herbs have become you, that little girl and that unicorn tonic or in exchange for the same kind of healing elixir, otherwise how to pull you back from the line of death, and let you have no sequelae, you don't know that when you first entered the city, the happiest thing was Donald who sold coffins, and then it seemed that he was the saddest too, because he was the only one who watched you, the coffin business, become a big customer of the pharmacy owner, and the first impression of the priests and magicians in the city when they saw you was that they were still aliveIf it weren't for your clever snow fox begging and spending a lot of gold coins to dredge up the relationship and buy medicinal herbs, would you have been able to recover in just three months? You have a snack, you must know that your injuries are usually directly resurrected by the archangel of the Kingdom of God, and it is already a miracle to be able to snatch you back from the hands of death, your 30,000 gold coins are not enough at all, I have confirmed with the snow fox and the girl, except for the weapons you are used to, you have sold all the things in it before you barely added to the book, so that you can maintain the expenses of food, housing and transportation, and successfully insisted on healing for 3 months, otherwise what do you think. Hearing Tolstoy's words, Luo Muye thought about the injuries he suffered when he fought against Elegy, sighed, and said with some relief in his heart,
"Hey, it's like spending money to eliminate the disaster, it's gone, it's gone, at least my life is still there, why do you say I can't get by with the old root gold coins, I become a poor barehead at every turn, it's really peeing, hey, but it's really painful, a lot of my things are priceless, plus the messy loss of 100,000 gold coins is definitely there. β
"Not to mention 100,000, your white snow fox also brought back a bunch of treasure fragments and sold them for 20,000 gold coins. Tolstoy added,
"When you say that, it's good that my family's Xiaofa can still get by, and the pain in the flesh is really painful. Luo Muye sighed faintly again.
"In fact, there is a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not, if the archangel resurrects you, the approximate cost is only 20,000 gold coins. Tolstoy blushed and whispered,
"Oh, well, how much do you say? Then why Lao Tzu is hundreds of thousands, that's hundreds of thousands of gold coins, profiteers are really profiteers! Don't stop me, tell me who I want to get back the money they swallowed!" Luo Muye originally nodded his head, and when he heard the specific number, he was stunned at first and then angry, and he didn't want his shoes, so he planned to go out in a hospital gown to find someone desperately, and was hugged by Tolstoy.
"That, don't be angry, you think it's not easy for them to meet a rich and comatose Kaizi, not slaughtering nothing, but also effectively stimulating Canberra's domestic demand and promoting Canberra's economic prosperity, from this point of view, you are Canberra's hero." Tolstoy explained in a low voice, but it made Luo Muye even more angry,
"I'll go to your sister's hero, I don't want to be this hero, it's not easy for them, it's easy for me, the wife who worked hard to save up from labor and capital will return to the pre-liberation period. Saying that, Luo Muye actually cried, thinking that the hundreds of thousands of gold coins had turned into Canberra's GDP and flowed into thousands of households, and if he didn't come back, Luo Muye suddenly felt like a knife, and it hurt more than an elegy, and he couldn't help but burst into tears.
"Or I'll tell you the stories of your buddies who have been waiting for your return. Tolstoy whispered
"I don't listen, I don't listen" Luo Muye shook his head, and suddenly a question popped up in his mind, and he was a little uncertain and asked Tolstoy: "That, what did you give me to eat before I woke up?
"Of course not, in fact I have only seen this porridge for the second time, and it is the first time I have seen someone drink it. Tolstoy explained with a smile,
"Ahh β
"This really doesn't work, you can't accept it. Tolstoy's face changed and he said with embarrassment,
"Hey, there's food I can't accept? Oh well, there's porridge like this, but you're sure you don't eat this, bring it, give it to me." Luo Muye was happy, but he still didn't let go and said,
"Goo," Tolstoy swallowed a mouthful of water and said in a trembling voice, taking a few steps back and grabbing the doorknob
"You know... You can only eat liquids, so every time I chew it up and go through that funnel, you know, pop" Tolstoy finished and opened the doorknob and ran away with the girl.
"What do you mean?" Luo Muye, who looked confused, didn't understand, he began to carefully recall what Tolstoy had just said, the more he thought about it, the more wrong it became, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw the funnel full of vomit placed on the side, and his face turned white and he muttered with a crooked mouth
"No, I shouldn't be able to, but....grass" The more he thought about it, the more he felt fear and a crying voice, as if he had discovered a terrible truth.
"Vomit, you....vomit" I couldn't bear the nausea and nausea from the body anymore, and vomited the porridge that I had eaten not long ago, and the whole room was a mess, Luo Muye's face was pale, his eyes were dull, until he finally couldn't vomit anything, and his head was crooked and he smashed on the wooden bed and fell unconscious.
(See how penguins take care of their children, especially feeding, which is a scary thing for people, especially adults.)
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