Chapter Twenty-Five: Female white-collar workers who roar and slap their faces!
Xiao Lin was rarely in the mood to tease the beauties, and after seeing that the little beauty Chen Chuying was stunned, he laughed and said, "Hey, why let me go?" I'm kind enough to sell you the martial arts cheats and then take you as an apprentice...... You don't even cherish this opportunity? Then forget it! ”
Xiao Lin was actually very cold to people before, or cold-blooded. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info can't help it, a super god of war, killing is indispensable. Secrets are indispensable, psychological shadows and depression can also be imagined, in this case, how can you laugh? But except for his own people, for example, Xiao Lin said and laughed at Wang Yifei. Chen Chuying is Chen Ji's sister, Xiao Lin feels that Chen Ji is actually quite a friend, so Xiao Lin also regards Chen Chuying as his own person and his sister.
Chen Chuying said angrily: "Hey, I gave you the opportunity to take you as an apprentice, why did you mess around and twist around?" Say yes or no? ”
Xiao Lin smiled evilly: "It's not impossible to accept me as an apprentice, as the saying goes, if you want to ...... master"
"Alright, you two don't talk about it! I can tell that you two forgot to take your medicine today! I won't tell you, I'll deal with these gangsters first. Secretary Xie felt that she couldn't bear it, and if she continued like this, she would bleed from her internal organs.
"Oh, Mom, I also have important things, I'll go first!" It wasn't too early, and Xiao Lin remembered that he had to find a job this afternoon, so he ran to the talent market.
"Hey, apprentice, don't run, don't think I can't catch up with you! Can you run the apprentice and the master? Hey, I'm dizzy for you! "Chen Chuying stopped halfway through, and the apprentice Xiao Lin ran away, isn't the master her Chen Chuying?
In the distance, in a black Audi car, a woman with long hair and sunglasses who was so powerful that she was about to explode said through a special communication system: "Xiao Xie, check those people, they are not ordinary robbers, they just looked like they wanted to rip off my clothes, they wanted me to be embarrassed in front of the government family hospital!" Thankfully, those two men made a move. By the way, that man, why do I feel a little familiar? Who is he? ”
Not far from the car, Secretary Xie looked at Chen Chuying, who left his contact information and then went to chase Xiao Lin, and said to the communication system: "I will deal with these people." The boy's surname just now was Xiao, and he used to be in our system, but he has retired. Does Mademoiselle know him? ”
"Withdrawn? I don't know it, but it's a little familiar. Do you think that the above has assigned me special protection people, otherwise it would be such a coincidence? Look him up! The long-haired queen said.
"Yes!" Secretary Xie said neatly. Then he looked at a few gangsters on the ground, his eyes were a little murderous!
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Xiao Lin quickly shook off Chen Chuying's pursuit, ran to the talent market with a smoke, and then bought a form for 20 yuan with a high spirit, and then swaggered into the talent market like a local tyrant.
Now Xiao Lin is full of confidence, he can do anything, a standard talent, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a top talent who is unparalleled in the world! Isn't it easy to find a job?
"Did you graduate from college?"
"Of course." Xiao Lin said decisively.
"What school did you graduate from, did you bring your diploma?"
"Huh? There is no ......" Xiao Lin, even if he graduates, it is also a special school of the headquarters, and he can't take it out casually. And he has to keep a low profile now, some foreign school graduation certificates obtained through special channels are now detained from above, and he can't get them at all, so he can't make fake certificates, right?
"I can't do it without a graduation certificate, I'm sorry sir......" The young lady in charge of recruitment shook her head decisively.
Xiao Lin had no choice but to move on to the next one.
"Sir, you said you didn't bring your graduation certificate? Do you have a special type of work certificate, qualification certificate, etc.? ”
"Certificate? Is it a gun license? Xiao Lin smiled bitterly.
"Sir, please don't make such jokes!"
"Is that a driver's license?" Xiao Lin suddenly remembered that he really had a driver's license.
"Sir, I'm sorry, we don't recruit low-level talents like drivers here, we only recruit high-level talents here. Next! Excuse me, sir, please give way to ......."
In this way, Xiao Lin was stuck in the talent market because of his graduation certificate and qualification certificate. Not to mention college, Xiao Lin doesn't even have a primary school diploma in hand now.
"Damn, how can this be? I'm tired, take a break! Xiao Lin sat on a luxurious chair, opened a bottle of mineral water and drank it. At the same time, he sighed that the service of the talent market is actually not bad, and there is such a high-level rest area? Mineral water is also provided free of charge?
"Hello sir, this is a special recruitment position for senior talents of our group...... What school did you graduate from, sir? We only accept graduates from prestigious foreign universities here! As soon as Xiao Lin sat down, a professional woman stepped forward and asked.
"Ugh! This...... I'm sorry, I sat in the wrong place, there are few people here, I thought this was a rest area for the talent market......" Xiao Lin rubbed his nose and stood up.
"What the hell? I just saw that this guy has hit a wall everywhere, a person who doesn't even have a primary school diploma dares to sit down on the senior talent recruitment seat of our Fortune 500 group? A small working woman whispered in English.
"That is, like a turtle, you are embarrassed to come?" A tall working woman whispered in Japanese.
"Haha, you guys are so bad, how can you say that people are like turtles? Family...... It's not like it, it's a turtle! A busty working woman whispered in Korean.
"What are you doing? Not good at recruiting and making fun of people here? Is this the quality of our group? Although the gentleman just now doesn't know anything, you can't make fun of other migrant workers like this! Be sure to pay attention in the future! At this time, an imposing female manager wearing gold-rimmed glasses came over and reprimanded in French.
"Migrant workers? Lao Tzu is a migrant worker? Damn, I can't bear it! Xiao Lin turned around suddenly, stepped forward angrily, and then pointed at the small professional woman and said loudly in English: "Who said I don't have a primary school diploma?" Lao Tzu even has a diploma in management and finance from Harvard College! I know you don't believe it, but do you dare bet? ”
"Huh?" Xiao Lin's extremely fluent and standard English made the people around him stunned.
On one side, Xiao Lin pointed at the tall professional woman and said loudly in Japanese: "My mother, you actually said that Lao Tzu is like a turtle?" You don't look at yourself either? Did you start to look down on us Chinese people after learning Japanese, when you felt that you were Japanese? Do you think I'm a turtle? Have you ever seen such a handsome turtle? ”
"Oh my God!" Xiao Lin, who is fluent in Japanese and is fluent in Japanese, almost shocked the eyes of the people around him!
Xiao Lin turned the muzzle of the gun, and pointed at the plump professional woman and teased in Korean: "And you, dare to say that Lao Tzu is a turtle?" I don't care if you go to South Korea for plastic surgery and plastic surgery, but have you made your eyes into two or five turtle eyes? Look at you, is there such a handsome turtle as me? Tell you that Lao Tzu is a local tyrant! It's not a turtle! ”
"Ah, God!" Xiao Lin, who is more fluent and chic in Korean than the male god of Korean dramas, almost made the onlookers faint.
"You! It's you! Next, Xiao Lin pointed to the professional female manager who was shocked by half of the gold-wire glasses, smiled slightly, and then said in extremely standard and extremely romantic French: "I'm talking about you, I like you!" People who like your French and like you! Baby, although I am indeed a farmer, I am not a migrant worker! That's what you say, my dear...... It's so annoying! ”
"Plop!" Under the leadership of that professional female manager, a group of people fell gorgeously!
"If you don't fall to death today, Lao Tzu will kill you! What are the world's top 500 companies? To say that a golden talent like me is a migrant worker? You bunch of turtles! ”
Xiao Lin was in a good mood after slapping his face! Then he sang "Walk in Style" in his mouth, and walked in style!