Longxiang Zhai noodle restaurant.

First of all, I have to make it clear that this is not a "noodle shop", but a "noodle shop". That is, it is a place to help people look at their faces, measure their fortunes and fortunes, and their careers and marriages.

And then let's talk about it, in the three words of Long Xiangzhai, the word "Long Xiang" does not represent the dragon's stool, but the meaning of the dragon flying. Originally, it meant that anyone who has seen the face here will soar into the sky like a flying dragon.

But since the Internet began to summarize stool and "Xiang" into the same meaning.

In the eyes of people who don't know how to do it, this noodle shop means the signboard. A noodle restaurant called "Dragon Zhai (Planting) Phase......

Although it sounds bad, the host doesn't mind at all. This is because it eliminates the embarrassment of many people coming in and asking "there is wood and ramen".

In fact, anyone who knows knows that Long Xiangzhai is in Lianrong City. Even in Sichuan Province, it is one of the best metaphysical museums.

Generally, people who come here basically follow word of mouth, and they know a little bit about the ability of the master of Longxiangzhai Noodle Restaurant.

"Master, I was wrong. I was really wrong. ”

Inside the museum, a middle-aged woman who was old but still charming looked at a young man with a sad face. It was clear that the master she was talking about was the young man in front of her.

The young man shook the folding fan in his hand, and the fan surface was rounded, and the words "iron mouth straight broken" were written on it.

He shook the folding fan slightly, "Tell me, what are you doing wrong?"

Seeing that it is winter, blowing the warm air and shaking the folding fan, this is also to pretend to be more forced.

"Last time you asked me how many times I had been married, I said four. You ask me how many children I have, and I say 2. You asked me how many times a year I went abroad, and I said 3 times. You ask me how many times a week I do things with my husband, and I say twice. You ask me how many times a month I cheat, and I say not once. Then you let you buy the stock with the ticker 42320.

As a result, the stock plummeted, and I lost all my money. Then I found out that the stock of 42329 was in the red all the way. That's when I realized that I shouldn't lie to you, Master. Woowoo...... Ask the master to recommend me another stock, I swear I will never lie again. ”

"The so-called one life, two fortunes, three feng shui, four accumulations of yin and virtue, and five reading, you are destined to be middle-aged and wealthy, I advise you to accept it calmly. Cherish what you have now, at least you have a husband who loves you, and two cute and smart children, right? ”

"Yes, master, the debts I owe for stock trading are all paid by my husband. Master, you're right, I'll be good to my husband when I go back. Never cuckold him again. ”

"Well, the great goodness. The young man reached out and tapped the middle-aged woman's left breast.

The middle-aged woman looked at the young man with some puzzlement, "Master, ...... are you?"

"Don't get me wrong, I don't want to eat your tofu, I just want to give you a thumbs up for being so sensible. ”

"Oh oh oh, thank you, thank you master. ”

The middle-aged woman stood up, waved at the young man repeatedly, and then walked out of the inner hall of the noodle hall with a thousand thanks.

Seeing the middle-aged woman walk out, the young master pursed his lips and said to himself with a disdainful face: "I thought I was born with such big breasts, but I didn't expect it to be neat, ruined the fun......!

Soon, a middle-aged man wearing a gray tunic and combing his big back walked into the inner hall of the photo noodle hall.

Seeing this middle-aged man, a sneer hung on the young "master's" face. This middle-aged man he knew, it was the master of the newly opened photo noodle restaurant opposite Long Xiangzhai.

The middle-aged man pulled out a chair and sat down in front of the young man and said, "Master, I have a difficult problem for you. You say that I am not young at this age, but I like to use my hands to do that lewd/lustful thing, which consumes sperm and hurts the body, how should I stop it?"

"It's as simple as saying once a day to your right hand, 'Please don't pretend'. It's going to get better slowly. ”

"A master is a master, I didn't even say I like to use my right hand, you already know it. Master Fei ......"

The young man's face froze, and he secretly said that he was deceived.

The middle-aged man continued to ask the young master: "By the way, master, I have another question I want to ask. You say that I use my right hand all the year round, and this brother is tilted to the left, how should I deal with this?"

"Then why don't you switch to your left hand and correct the direction?"

"I tried, but after a while, my brother turned into an 'S' shape. How's that going to be?"

The young man frowned.

Obviously, the cunning bastard in front of him is secretly mocking himself for only being worthy of answering some vulgar and boring questions similar to this, and at the same time sarcastically mocking himself as an "S", that is, "stupid".

"It's easy, wouldn't it be perfect for you to find an 'S' shaped 'B'? ”

A voice came in from outside the noodle shop.

Hearing this voice, the young master's eyes widened, and he stood up from his chair with a "poof". trembling all over his body with excitement: "Jiang ...... River...... Brother Jiang Feng, Brother Jiang Feng!"

The young master was overjoyed and hurriedly ran out of the inner hall of the noodle hall. In the hall of the noodle shop, Jiang Feng was wearing a robe tailored by the father of the Yanjing century-old brocade head office and the master of the town store, looking indescribably chic and elegant.

Seeing the young man running out of the inner hall, Jiang Feng said with a smile: "Not bad, little Superman, this is the beginning of the hall." ”

"Brother Jiang Feng, you're finally back!" Huang Chao jumped up and tried to hug Jiang Feng.

But Jiang Feng showed no mercy at all, and kicked him back with one kick. Then Huang Chao didn't mind at all, he got up directly from the ground, still licking his face and leaning against Jiang Feng's side, and said with a smile: "Brother Jiang Feng, you don't know, since you left the sect, I have been thinking about you every day." I also used to secretly go to the Baoying Hall to use the sect's Third Heavenly Book to calculate your whereabouts, and as a result, I almost destroyed the Third Heavenly Book. That's why the boss punished me to guard this place. ”

"Almost ruined the Book of the Third World, then you shouldn't blame Senior Brother Long for getting you here to guard this photo studio, but you should be glad that he still let you live. ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" Huang Chao grabbed the back of his head, looking embarrassed.

Looking at Huang Chao's appearance, Jiang Feng suddenly remembered that when he first joined the Dragon Seeking Sect, this kid dared to bully him by relying on himself as the most precious only grandson of the three elders of the Dragon Seeking Sect and the child king of the Dragon Seeking Sect.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Feng was miserable.

He once buried him in a pit, with only one head exposed, and forced him to eat grasshoppers. He also placed a psychedelic circle next to a dung pit, and then threw a scarecrow into the dung pit.

At that time, after Huang Chao saw it, the scene that appeared in his eyes was a hot spring, a beautiful woman with a natural beauty was taking a bath, and asked him to wash it together.

So Huang Chao jumped down without saying a word, holding the scarecrow in the dung pit, and swimming with a look of enjoyment.

After doing this three times and twice, Huang Chao was completely frightened by Jiang Feng, and when he saw Jiang Feng, he was walking around the road.

Until one time, the disciples of the Three Holy Sects came to the Dragon Sect to compete and communicate, and the disciples of the Three Holy Sects bullied Huang Chao, and Jiang Feng helped Huang Chao. Since then, Huang Chao has completely become a die-hard fan of Jiang Feng. followed Jiang Feng's ass all day long, no matter how he beat or scolded, he looked like he was willing.

Jiang Feng raised his chin at Huang Chao, "Okay, I won't talk to you." I have something to do with the Dragon Sect, and you take me through the mountain protection array. ”

"Okay. Wait a minute, I'll take care of the guy in the food first. ”

After speaking, Huang Chao rolled up his sleeves and walked into the inner hall of the photo gallery. Soon the sound of beating sounded, and I only heard Huang Chao shouting arrogantly while beating people: "Remember it clearly for me, it was your grandfather Jiang Feng who beat you! Jiang is Jiang Feng's Jiang, and Feng is Jiang Feng's Feng!"

Jiang Feng listened outside, and three extremely thick black lines suddenly appeared on his forehead. This kid has not regressed at all in his ability to find someone to take the blame.

It didn't take long for Huang Chao to pull the middle-aged man's right leg with one hand and drag him out of the inner hall. Jiang Feng glanced at it casually, the tragic look on the middle-aged man's face, even a person like him, who had no less killing, couldn't help but feel unbearable.

Huang Chao dragged the middle-aged man out of the photo noodle shop like a dead dog and threw him at the door.

Waiting for Jiang Feng to come out of the photo shop, Huang Chao pulled the door, and his right hand condensed into a sword and gestured at the wooden door. Soon, a golden light flickered and swam on the wooden door, and soon a talisman was outlined, and then the light disappeared, and the talisman disappeared as well.

Huang Chao ran across the road and drove a white Ferrari.

After sitting in the passenger seat, Huang Chao said to Jiang Feng: "Brother Jiang Feng, I didn't expect you to leave the Dragon Hunting Sect for so many years, and your lewd/personality back then has not changed at all." Tell that guy to find an 'SB', I almost burst out laughing. ”

"Isn't it the same for you, kid? and asked someone to change their left hand to correct the direction. Jiang Feng said casually.

When Huang Chao heard this, he immediately said righteously: "Brother Jiang Feng, I am different from you. I am incredibly pure. When I say that to him, I'm just giving him advice from a scientific point of view. ”

Jiang Feng glanced at Huang Chao with disdain and asked, "Do you know Lola Takizawa?"

"I don't know. Huang Chao did not hesitate and replied with a firm face.

"What about Yui Hatano?" Jiang Feng asked again.

"I don't know. What are these people doing?" Huang Chao looked at Jiang Feng with a puzzled expression and asked, as if he really didn't know these two hard drive goddesses.

Jiang Feng rolled his eyes and asked again, "Then do you know Dong Qing?"

Chirping......

The Ferrari came to a screeching stop, the tires grinding against the ground.

Huang Chao looked at Jiang Feng, his eyes widened, and he looked excited: "No, she also shoot......s this?

Jiang Feng didn't say a word, and looked at Huang Chao leisurely.

"Ahem...... Ahem...... Brother Feng, the weather is nice today, right? The main sect will definitely be happy to see you......"

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