Chapter 18: The necessary condition for going out on summer vacation is dating
The chirping of cicadas outside the window is accompanied by a rolling heat wave, and the sound of the roaring air conditioner brings the only solace to everyone in the hot air β in general, these are the necessary adjectives to describe summer vacation.
The sound of cicadas - I don't know why there are particularly loud cicadas in the city, but let's take it as an anomaly, the glare of the sun and the rising heat wave - although I think the heat wave itself has less to do with the glare of the sun, more due to the poor air quality and the heat island effect, but since this is a necessary adjective, I can live with it, and finally the sound of the roaring air conditioner - Although I've always found it strange how you can come to the conclusion of "booming" when you're already used to the sound of the air conditioner.
All in all, in the vast majority of cases, summer vacation, with these necessary adjectives, has become synonymous with laziness - except for the summer vacation in the countryside, it feels like it will become the kind of excellent and wandering with a male protagonist but the selling point is in the place where the daily animation of the light lily takes place, and I have always wanted to complain about how these strong people endure the itching caused by insects in the wild in the beautiful countryside.
So, for every person with a normal mind, summer vacation is equal to laziness, and laziness is equal to doing nothing at home - oh, it is said that according to my character, I should make a summary of the first semester of high school at this time, okay, don't talk nonsense, no matter what kind of personality it is, it should show the corresponding state in the corresponding time, rather than forcibly conform to your own character, you see that Sister Yui, who usually likes to hang out with her group of friends, now doesn't she also make it easy to dress and stay at home?
"Xiaohe, I always think we shouldn't just hide at home to escape the heat, right?"
- Although what she said seemed to be somewhat contrary to my point of view.
"Sister Yui, everyone's got their merits, right?"
"Ah, that's right, that's right, but are you answering my question?"
"Looking back, everyone in the ministry has merit, right?"
"Of course that's true, but what are you going to say?"
"For example, Biqigu, although his popularity in the class is not very high, he also has advantages, right?"
"The small business is a very good person, that, and the small business has no friends because-"
"Well, I'm not talking to you about the reason why that guy can't make friends with Biqigu, so it's okay for me to learn about the advantages of Biqigu now, right?"
"Uh, so, I don't understand what you mean!"
"Let me tell you," I sighed, looked at my sister with compassion, and said, "The greatest advantage of Hikiya is that when you can be lazy, you will never let go of this kind of opportunity! β
"I don't really understand what you're talking about, though!" my sister shook her head and replied, "But I saw Xiaoqi when I went out with Yuiko the other day!"
"βuh, do you have to go out foraging because there's no one at home to cook and the takeaway strike?"
"And small businesses look like they want to buy books. β
"-Uh, is that guy a legendary hidden otaku, so he secretly buys the unknown doujinshi while everyone is not looking?"
"Isn't it, it looks like I bought exam preparation materials? I think I bought it for my sister Komachi?"
"What I hate the most in this world is the creature of sister control!"
Of course, actually, I don't hate my sister, but when some people cause my excuse to do things because of my sister, then my sister should automatically be on my undesirable list.
"Speaking of which, in the past two summer vacations, Xiaohe is still very active in going out with friends, right? This summer vacation has not been out for a day, although small businesses do have many advantages, but I really don't think that learning about small businesses in this area is an advantage. β
When my sister held her chin and thought, the dango shook even more, it seems that since I remembered, Yui-sama has always had this hairstyle, and she hasn't changed even at home, and she hasn't completely draped her hair off when she went to the beach on a family trip before.
"By the way, Sister Yui, why do you have to comb your hair into a dumpling when you don't go out at home?
"Eh, the head of the ball or something, it's not because Xiaohe was a childβah, Xiaohe, what are you talking about!Don't change the subject!" My sister seemed to be about to say something heavyweight, but unfortunately, at the moment before she spoke, she found out that the topic was inappropriate, and terminated the topic very violently.
It's a pity, it's rare for Sister Yui to see through my Dafa of shifting the topic.
"Xiaohe, if you don't go out to play and then become a family squat, my sister will be very worried, you see that you don't seem to play football much now, and the amount of exercise has also decreased, if it goes on like this, it will really become a family squat, that is, my sister's dereliction of duty in disciplining my younger brother!"
"Rest assured, with the precedent of Biqigu ahead, your brother will not be able to degenerate to that extent. β
"Why? Obviously, Xiaohe used to go out a lot in the first two years, and I couldn't find where you were several times, so why did it become like this this year?"
- Uh, actually, I shouldn't be blamed for this, Koharu always finds all kinds of weird cold drink shops, I was just in charge of accompanying her to try it, and even when I remember her pointing to a certain store at the time, she swore that "if I go to a more expensive high school, then I will work here" Although I didn't complain at the time, I can complain now, child, you are still too naΓ―ve, do you think that when you go to these places to work, the store manager will give the rest of the cold drinks and meals to the waiter - they would rather throw those things away as garbage than give them to you, this is the essence of the evil capitalist society!
"Speaking of which, Xiaohe's outing started two years ago, right? It is true that during the summer vacation when he first went to junior high school, Xiaohe didn't go out often. β
How to say, with a bad premonition, Sister Yui is going to have an IQ online.
"Ah, I understand, so Xiaohe often went out during the summer vacation in the first two years, did you think she was going to meet Xiaoharu-chan?" a sly smile appeared on my sister's face, "I only go out so often when I meet girls, why didn't I think of this reason at that time?"
"That's because you're so stupid!"
"Now you are not allowed to always call me stupid. My sister showed a dissatisfied expression, "-Ah, no, the key question is not whether I'm stupid or not, but that you went out with Koharu-chan two years ago, right?"
Tsk, twice, it seems that today's Sister Yui is not very easy to be distracted!
"Look at Xiaohe's expression, Xiaohe has admitted it!" Sister Yui said with a snort, raising her head and looking like a proud giraffe, no, even if you raise your head, you can't become a proud giraffe, because you are never as tall as me.
"But if that's the case, it's really a bit nerve-wracking to let Kowa out!" Sister Yui sighed and looked at me sympathetically, "If you go out now, it will easily remind you of the incident with Koharu-chan, so you will be sad, right?"
Don't worry, it's not that complicated, and if you hadn't taken the initiative to bring it up, I wouldn't have thought of Koharu - although you did make me a little sad when you said that.
"So, Kowa," Sister Yui put on a look of death, "I know how to get you out, find a girl to date!
"Huh?"
I have to wonder if Yui Yuihama's brain crashed today.
"Well, by the way, hasn't Xiao Caiyu always had a good relationship with you? You can invite her on a date, right? Although I also know that Xiao Caiyu has rejected many boys' confessions, but if Xiaohe just went out with her, she should have agreed, she still likes to go shopping, I can guarantee that!"
"I don't know if she likes shopping or not, it's true that she likes to issue cards. "It's true, I really remember those two cards before the holiday," besides, I can almost predict the outcome of hanging out with Isshiki, becoming her thorough porter and ATM, and acting as a little hole card to stimulate Hayama if she meets Hayama on the way - to be honest, I pity the people who are happy to go out shopping with her. β
"Uh, you don't need to be so dark with them, right?" A subtle color appeared on my sister's face, obviously she should also know something about Isshiki's practice, all in all, it is good to understand, how can you pin your brother's outing on such a girl?
"Then it's okay for Xiao Mu Cao's seniors.,And the relationship with Xiao Mu Cao's seniors has always been very good.,How to say it.,Although my sister has some.,Well,I feel awkward.,But if it's just once.,If you go out with Xiao Mu Yu's seniors.,I can also allow it.γ β
"Oh, you mean to ask her out on the last summer vacation of a test prep candidate? Yui, you're really imaginative!"
"Wow, Xiaohe don't talk about me like that, I just didn't think about it!"
"Well, okay, if it's a girl who is not familiar with Xiaohe, it will definitely be no fun, Xiaoxue feels that the difficulty is a little too high, well, then, Xiaohe, I just suggest it, I think Xiaochun-chan still likes you very much, so say, that. My sister showed me her last unreliable suggestion with some hesitation.
To this, I replied to her with a completely wrecked look.
"I was completely defeated, but is it really sad to look at Xiaohe like this?"
"Now, Sister Yui," I looked at the sad-faced Sister Yui and said, "Actually, I don't think you need to be so entangled in finding someone to pull me out, if you say to me at this time, 'Xiaohe, I want to go out to play, stay with me!' Although I am very reluctant, I will also accompany you out for the sake of your sister." β
"It's okay for you to say that, but Xiaohe, dating his own sister or something, although I've always liked Xiaohe, but this kind of thing-"
"Sister Yui, are you stupid, your goal is just to pull me out, right?Besides, what's wrong with dating my sister?Isn't that sister control still thinking about dating his sister - of course I'm just giving an example, just because Biqi Gu is a sister control doesn't mean I'm a sister control, that's it!"
"Didn't you say stop calling me stupid? But there seems to be some truth to what you said. My sister nodded thoughtfully.
To be honest, I don't think Sister Yui should be so stupid, according to the news I usually inquire about under the snow or Biqigu, Sister Yui's intelligence level in front of others should still be above normal people - although the grades are indeed a little worse.
So, I have to really think about whether the state my sister showed in front of me was because I spoiled her too much before - I could help my sister solve anything, or help my sister solve too many things, which led to Sister Yui forming a habit of not being good at thinking in front of me, even if she wanted to think, she couldn't turn that circuit for a while, probably this is the case, right?
So, it seems that the plan to improve Yui Yubihama's thinking ability in front of Yubihama Kazuya should also be on the agenda, right?
"If you go out with Xiaohe, where should you go?" And the sister on the other side seems to have thought about the location of the next date, well, to be honest, if Sister Yui insists, I really don't rule out going out to play, what should I do next, then let her arrange.
And at this time, my sister's phone rang.
"Eh, is that so?"
"Eun, okay, okay, I'll tell Xiaohe. β
"So this is an event where everyone goes together?
Just listening to these few words, I had a sense of foreboding in my heart, I originally thought that with the character under the snow, I would not arrange such a vulgar and extremely vulgar thing, and the service department's Aijuku did not have any theme, it would be boring, but it was obvious that what my sister expressed on the phone should be this way.
Sure enough, after hanging up the phone, my sister looked at me with a smile on her face: "Xiaohe, we don't have to think about where to play! β
Well, Hiratsuka Shizuna, the instructor who I have almost forgotten since I was brought into this club, but who still seems to have a lot of control over this club, it was only at this time that I realized that the fear of not being able to escape her palm.
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In fact, to be honest, half of the content of a light novel is a subplot that has nothing to do with the main plot, and I think this kind of writing will be sprayed out of the online text. But this kind of meaningless dialogue is still very refreshing, like this chapter, although I lost to the bottom team, although I almost despaired of my computer repairs, although - uh all in all I just don't want to write, but let me write it. I still owe four more, above.