"You still want wood. Leng Zhong muttered: "I just don't understand, why you only have wood in your eyes." ”

"That's nature" Yang Bi said with a private smile: "I'm a timber merchant who is engaged in wood, of course, I only have wood in my eyes, wood, or wood......"

"Killing zombies is the only mission and sacred obligation of our human race. Leng Zhong was still forcing an explanation.

"Making money profitably is the only mission and sacred obligation of our businessmen. Yang Bi said with an unhurried smile.

"Ya Ya Bah" Leng Zhong was angry: "You businessmen are the most shameless, buy cheaply and sell expensively, big buckets and small scales, shoddy, fake and true, stuff rotten dead pork sausages, add toxic additive drinks, you are so ......"

"Forget it" Leng Wuya interrupted Leng Zhong's narration, still with a smile on his face, and said to Yang Bi privately: "I'm also confused, what do you mean, Brother Yang?

"You're the only one in this bunch. "Raising more than private is also laughing at Leng Wuya: "You are a brother in one mouth, I am very useful, how many years, it has been thousands of years, from the first pharaoh of Egypt to the present, you are the only one who calls me 'brother', alas, in fact, you are really a good race, and the time I spent with you is really unforgettable." ”

glanced at Leng Wuya again: "To be honest, I don't want to be your enemy, but the times don't allow me not to do this, I also have a hard time, I want to be a man, I have to be a man, I think about it, since I am a man, it is good to be modest and disguised, so I choose to disguise myself as a timber merchant." In fact, there is no way to be a businessman. ”

After speaking, he sighed: "But since I am already a businessman, I still have to be in business to be presentable, and I am not like a comparison, so I came to you, and asked you to pretend to buy wood, if you can sell it to me, it is the best, because we zombies, ah, oh, your enemy zombies are the most taboo about wood." So if you give it to me. It's the best, I can burn the wood to prevent future troubles, what do you mean by asking me? That's what I mean, I think it's a person. But all belong to human beings. It's impossible not to understand. You understand what I mean, right?"

"I don't understand" all the young generals said in unison, and they also discussed in private: What did this calf say for a long time? Leng Feng opened his mouth first: "The feeling of being with this guy." How can it be almost the same as dignity. You don't think he has now, he speaks upside down, you say he said, he doesn't seem to say anything, if you say he didn't say it, his mouth has not been idle, and you say a word, he answers. ”

When Leng Feng said this, Leng Zhong nodded in support: "Yes, I can understand every word and every word in what he said, but why are these words connected to the sentences he said, so people can't understand them?"

Leng Chao looked at Morse: "Are there any other tribes near Taibai Mountain?"

As soon as Leng Chao asked, Yusheng turned his head: "Are you suspicious, he is a person from the nearby tribe, and he has little contact with the outside world, so he has a single idea and his speech is not very reasonable?"

Leng Chao nodded: "You see that he is dressed similarly to us, but Leng Feng and Leng Zhong are right, you said that we have been around him for so long a day, and he seems to be deliberately messing around, let's talk about ours, he said his." ”

Morse thought for a while and asked Yusheng: "Yusheng, we grew up in Taibai Mountain, we have all traveled around here, we have never heard of any other tribes, and our ancestors, no one mentioned it, which means that he is not a person from the tribe, it is possible that he is really a walking businessman." ”

Bai Shi couldn't understand the analysis of everyone, so he stepped forward and said to Yangbis: "Your surname is quite special, and your name is also different, can you speak well, if you are speaking differently from everyone, then how can you communicate?"

"I said it," said with a sinister smile, "but if you belong to human beings, you can't not understand what I said, right?"

"I understand" the young generals said in unison, this time they can't say 'I don't understand', if they say 'I don't understand', it is equivalent to saying that they are not human, so even if they really don't understand, they must pretend to understand, like, well, the emperor's new clothes, yes, the "emperor's new clothes" in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale.

After all, they are also a group of teenagers who are mature, and they want to be ruthless, and they haven't torn their faces with this Yangbis, and they can't say too much, so everyone has to nod, but after nodding, they are all a little tasteless, and the first to speak out is Leng Feng, who turned his head to look at Leng Chao: "Big brother, do you understand?"

Leng Chao laughed angrily: "I understand a fart." ”

Leng Zhong said out loud: "Big brother, don't be cold and say foul language. ”

Leng Feng asked him, "Then do you understand?"

Leng Zhong thought for a while: "I only understand a dick!"

Leng Chao laughed when he heard this: "You kid, you dare to say that I speak rudely, I see that your mouth is not much finer than what I said!"

"That's right," Yang Bi private still smiled evilly: "So maybe it's okay to kill zombies, but you have to tell me, kill a zombie, how many pieces of wood do you give?"

"Kill a zombie and we'll give you a zombie wood. Leng Wuya smiled and said to Yang Bi privately: "There may be so many human beings on the earth, all here, so I can represent them, representing them is equivalent to representing all mankind, I solemnly tell you on behalf of all mankind, as long as you kill a zombie, we will give you a zombie wood." ”

Leng Feng stepped forward and grabbed Leng Wuya: "Xiaoya, you can't promise him this, you know, now there are endless zombies in the world, I think all the trees on Taibai Mountain have been cut down, and there are not as many zombies as there are." ”

Leng Zhong nodded: "Yes, we have traveled all the way, and this zombie system is increasing." ”

Leng Chao was afraid: "Fortunately, there will be no offspring among these zombies, and after a while, if they evolve to the point where they can reproduce, then the human beings on the earth will no longer exist." ”

Moss looked at Leng Wuya: "Every grass and tree on this mountain is from our Taibai Mountain." You don't have the right to dispose of them, if you kill a zombie and give it wood, we can't afford it, and we don't want to give it. ”

Yusheng also nodded: "Xiaoya, what you said is a little reckless, we are at a loss." ”

Bai Ling also came over to persuade Leng Wuya: "Xiaoya, why bother with him, if you don't worry about him, let's kill him." Don't make any rules with him. ”

Leng Wuya shook his head: "We can't kill a human who didn't make a mistake, and this thing. Rest assured. I'm not going to lose. ”

Everyone thought of Leng Wuya's shrewdness, and they were all relieved. Leave him alone, let him fight that annoying Yangbis, and see the end. Think who wins and who loses.

"A word is a certainty" is better than selfishness. He felt that he had gotten around the cold cliff. He's about to achieve his goal.

"Never regret it" is endless.

Leng Wuya laughed out loud......

In fact, Leng Wuya sold a considerable pass here. How much wood is this zombie have? a log or a plank or chopsticks or a toothpick?????

"I'll go with you for the sake of wood...... "Yang Bi said privately, raised his legs and left......

The large army is also under the command of Leng Wuyan. Began to walk towards the large corpse mound.

On the way to Taibai Mountain.

"Shabi, you put me down first. Bai Yu ordered Shabi to put himself down, as soon as he made him extremely uncomfortable on the zombie's body, not to mention the taste, it was the dead meat of his body, no one could stand it, just like half of pork that had been frozen in the cold storage for several days, it was cold as soon as it was touched.

Second, he saw that Qin Shou was really pitiful. Qin Shou defeated Shabi by relying on the arm of the big zombie of Sibiyang, and his real strength was still far from the two Shabi in the big zombie mound, so Shabi didn't look at a person in front, and Qin Shou didn't catch up with him with all his might.

It's just always following behind.

"Otherwise, if I put my arms longer and my limbs as a horse, and let you ride them, will you feel better?" said Shabi to the white feather in his arms, and it seemed that he was still reluctant to let go of his beloved little fresh meat, Bai Yu.

Shabi felt like he had made a big sacrifice. actually let a little zombie ride on his body and ride himself as a horse, but when he thought of Bai Yu's beautiful appearance, that little bit of smoothness was suppressed, and it was his honor to let such a beautiful little zombie ride on him!

"You put me down and let me walk on my own, and then I'll feel better. Bai Yu said, and insisted that Shabi let go of himself. Let yourself ride a zombie around. Bai Yu felt that he didn't have the courage yet, although now this Shabi zombie looked very obedient.

But he must be a zombie, who knows when he will be like himself.

"Okay, Daddy, for the sake of your good looks. After all, Shabi couldn't resist Bai Yu, and then slowly put Bai Yu down. He didn't want to make Bai Yu angry. In fact, Shabby sometimes has a moment of clarity in his mind, and he doesn't know why he listens to this beautiful little zombie so much.

"Oh, I'll go" The panting Qin Shou finally caught up, and when he came up, he couldn't help but give Shabi a punch, and said angrily: "I have the speed of a leopard, why do you run faster than me like this?"

Bai Yu saw that Qin Shou was so tired, his heart was warm, this person was really good to himself, and he didn't worry about himself, so he kept following.

"Do you have the speed of a leopard?" Shabi laughed teasingly, "Your leopard's speed should definitely be the speed of a pregnant old female leopard, and I am the speed of a male leopard in his prime of life." ”

"You?" Qin Shou was annoyed: "You dare to publicly insult your second grandfather, see if I don't clean you up." ”

Qin Shou immediately made a habitual action, that is, the action of taking Sibiyang's big arm behind him that had just been formed these days, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he only got the copper jar that pretended to be raw, and when he raised his eyes, Nabiyang's big green arm was impressively growing on the right side of Shabi, and he couldn't help complaining in his heart, pouting and saying to Bai Yu: "Little brother, look at you." ”

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Zheng Yu seemed to have discovered the inside story and didn't dare to speak. The three of them didn't speak, and began to seriously appreciate the competition between A and B, not to mention, the two handsome men fought there smoothly, and it was indeed something to watch. Because of these three people, they also have a lot of relationship with the two of them.

The two are daughters-in-law, needless to say. The daughter-in-law looked at her husband and looked at everything, with pink bubbles floating out of her eyes. And Mr. Li, it's the same, these two children have been raised by him since he was a child, and when he is raised like a son, there is no need to talk about friendship, looking at their current appearance, Mr. Li looked at Zhile.

The two fought for a while and stopped. Walk over to the table. Grab the delicious food on the table, grab the beer and take a sip before sitting down. Old Man Li patted Jia Yi's shoulder beside him: "Yes, I am good at kung fu with Xiao Er." This moment of crisis has passed. Let's go to the square. You're showing off your abilities. Look at how far your abilities have got. ”

The two nodded when they heard this: "Okay!"

Old Man Li said: "Your abilities must be constantly trained. This is tied to longevity, and the higher the ability level, the longer the lifespan. This is the same as our usual eating and drinking, and it can't be left behind every day. ”

All four nodded.

Jia Yi looked at the old man on the table several times. looks like he wants to stop talking. Old Man Li guessed what he was going to say, and immediately knocked his head with chopsticks: "If you have anything to say, just say it, there are no outsiders here, if you don't let you say it, you can't hold back this style." ”

A listened to it one by one: "Old man, I just want to ask what you think of what that person said." ”

A said one by one, Zheng Yu knew, and really guessed for himself, so he hurriedly stood up: "I just remembered that the food at home is still burning, I have to go back and see the pot." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, the old man was happy: "Sit down for me, you have also been married to Ming Quan for several years, why are you still so outside." In the past, you were a full-time wife who was incapable, and you just avoided the matter of power. Now you're also in the body. I went out to kill zombies every day. Don't be so scruples in the future, when Xiaomin gives birth to a child, you and her will study hard, and you will also give Mingquan a hand and support our family well. ”

Zheng Yu nodded movingly when he heard this: "Okay." Xie is the head of the family. ”

Jia Yi also stood up: "The master of the Xie family cultivates." ”

Old Man Li smiled: "Look at how fast Xiao Er moves, how long has he been married." The children are coming out, but you have been married for so long. Why haven't you seen any movement, if you don't want children this year, Mingquan will give you a holiday, so that when you have a child, when you are coming out. ”

Zheng Yu's face turned red when he was said, he lowered his head and didn't speak, and Jia Yi smiled and said, "Family master, you must work hard to win a double stick in one fell swoop." ”

Old Man Li was happy when he heard this, and patted Jia Yi on the shoulder: "Okay!

Yi Er and Li Min laughed at each other, I really don't know what the connection is between this life double stick and ambition.

Li Min pulled over the topic: "Brother Jia, what did they say when they found you?"

A glanced at Old Man Li, and saw that the head of the family had no special expression, so he said, "They just asked the head of the house about his preferences." ”

Li Min was amused when he heard it: "Wow! It's so interesting." also engaged in the school boys' set, and sent someone over to find out his father's preferences. You didn't tell them that my dad loved to kill people, set fires, and scare them. ”

Old man Li was also happy when he heard it, he never thought that the cold old man with a serious face was so serious about his feelings, this is to follow the procedure. Step by step, first find out your preferences, and the next step is to come over to please yourself?

A looked at the old man, saw that the old man was happy, and thought, don't say it, there is really a door to this matter, and Li Min and Zheng Yu stared at him tightly, Zheng Yu asked: "Then how did you tell them?"

Jia Yi stretched out his hand and touched his head: "I don't know what the head of the family means, so I told them that the head of the family likes literature." ”

Li Min squirted out a mouthful of tea in his mouth: "You don't want Uncle Leng to read poems around your father every day, in that case, you have to make your father sour." ”

Yi Er also laughed on the side: "We forgot about the fact that it will be sour to the head of the family, we just want to see what kind of poems Old Man Leng will make." ”

Old Man Li smiled: "What do you think about this?"

A Yi looked at B Er, although he was the boss, but no matter what, B II was the son-in-law of the head of the family, B II signaled A Yi to say first, and Old Man Li began to order: "Ming Quan, you are the elder brother, you say it first." ”

Jia Yi thought for a while: "If it was before the end of the world, if it was Old Man Leng, it would be like the folded face when we first met, I would never agree with this matter." ”

After speaking, Old Man Li didn't stop him, and continued: "However, it's different now. The end of the world is coming, and people's life expectancy has not increased much, and it may have lived more than 100 years old before, but now it can easily live past five or six hundred years old, and plan for the worst, even if we can't go to Xulu Mountain with Xiao Yu to practice, even if our ability is not improving, we can live for at least 600 years at the current level of ability here. ”

Speaking of this, he stood up: "Six hundred years, how many days and nights will it take." I don't want to be alone all the time. I want the head of the house to find a lover. Spend this long 600 years with you. ”

Old Man Li nodded when he heard this, and then turned his gaze to B-2: "Mingwei, you can also talk about it." ”

B Er opened his mouth and said: "A is right, and the cold old man is not bad. He is also young and handsome now. It is also pleasing to the eye. Saying, their sons and grandchildren, we are also familiar with hate. And they are all very supportive of this, and their posture is low enough. ”

After speaking, he was happy with Old Man Li: "Old man, haven't you always wanted a son surnamed Li? Now that Xiao Yu and Xiao Ya can give birth, when the time comes, you can also learn from Xiao Yu and let Old Man Leng give birth to a few big fat boys for you, do you think this idea is good?"

Yi Er's words came to the old man's heart, in order to have a child surnamed Li, his relationship with Bai Chongshan was so stiff. Now B'er's words made him thunderous, and he poked the old man's throbbing point at once, and immediately leveled the old man.

Old Man Li looked at Yi Er and nodded: "You're right, let him give me a few sons!"

When everyone thinks of the picture of the cold old man hiding in bed and giving birth, it is not too beautiful!

Old Man Li stood up and walked out, but was stopped by Li Min: "Dad." What are you going to do?"

Old Man Li turned around and said, "Find Lao Leng to have a child." ”

Relying on the fact that these people are all his family, and they all know his temper, and no one laughs at him, Li Min said: "Dad, you come here to do it, this matter has to be considered in the long run." ”

As soon as Li Minyi said, Old Man Li came back and sat down: "Isn't this the case? ”

Li Min smiled: "Dad, are you confident that you can push down Uncle Leng down?"

As soon as Li Min said this, Zheng Yu's face turned red all of a sudden, and A and B two only thought of this problem, yes, Old Man Leng's physical strength is stronger than that of the head of the family, and his height is also higher than that of the head of the family, and his ability is also stronger than that of the head of the family. Thinking of this, the eyes of B2 and Ayi couldn't help but drift in the direction of the old man's ass.

The old man was so angry that he gave them a moment: "Where are your eyes looking!"

Yi Er hugged his head and shouted, "Dad." If you and Leng Bozhen are together, you really don't dare to say that he gave birth to a son for you, maybe you gave birth to him. ”

After Yi Eryi finished speaking, Old Man Li gave him another time: "Fart, increase the morale of others, destroy your own prestige, you are a tease sent by a monkey!"

Li Min also shook his head and said, "Dad, it's really hard to say this." ”

As soon as Li Min finished speaking, Old Man Li thought for a while: "Don't say it, he really wants to push him with that big physique, or is it really difficult! Do you have to let me be drugged?"

As soon as I heard the old man say this, the whole room of people was happy, why didn't I know before, it would be so interesting to find twilight love for the old man, that idea was too strange! Li Min smiled and said: "If you use medicine, you can use it once, and you can use it again and again?"

Old Man Li thought for a while: "No, it's a difficult job to push him, I'm so old, I'm most afraid of trouble, come on, I shouldn't let him forget it, you shouldn't have heard of it." ”

Li Min looked at B2, B2 looked at Ayi, and Ayi looked at Zheng Yu, these four people stared at each other, did they mess things up, and now the old man disagrees. Or Li Min pulled the words back: "Dad, you don't want a few sons?"

Old Man Li nodded: "Why don't you want to, but I don't want me to give birth myself!"

Li Min smiled: "This is easy to do, isn't Uncle Leng going to chase you now? You just take him, and after he agrees to give you a son, you agree to be with him." He will agree to whatever you ask for in order to chase you. ”

Old Man Li was amused when he heard it: "Xiaomin, this is a good idea, okay, then I don't agree to join him now, wait to see his sincerity!"

Everyone looked at Li Min and said in their hearts: "The eldest lady is too bad!" (to be continued......)