Xiong Erwei has a habit of getting up early, after he gets up, he first squeezes the toothpaste and holds the basin, when he passes through the bathroom, he puts the basin outside the bathroom, and then takes the toothbrush with the toothpaste to urinate.

When I got up this morning, Vice Minister Xiong also put the basin outside the toilet, took the toothbrush that squeezed the toothpaste into the toilet, stood on the top of the urinal and took out the tools of the small solution and began to solve it, colleagues once ridiculed Vice Minister Xiong's tools, Vice Minister Xiong did not admit defeat, he said to his colleagues that his tools were like mushrooms, and his colleagues ridiculed him for whether he was a enoki mushroom, Vice Minister Xiong was speechless, and his colleagues were right, Vice Minister Xiong was really a enoki mushroom.

Deputy Minister Xiong took out his enoki mushroom and put water in the urinal, but he didn't expect to urinate on the toothbrush that he had squeezed out of the toothpaste, and wet the black man's toothpaste, and he was still concentrating on looking at his enoki mushroom but completely ignoring the fact that the toothpaste was wet, almost all of them were washed away by his own urine, and there was only a little bit left, and the toothbrush was also soaked.

Vice Minister Xiong was concentrating on a small relief, at this time Comrade Gao Feng came in, he saw Vice Minister Xiong holding his enoki mushroom to urine on his toothbrush at a glance, Gao Feng kindly reminded Vice Minister Xiong: "Brother Xiong, why are you staring at your enoki mushroom, you didn't see that the toothbrush is wet, you have almost no urine for a little toothpaste." ”

Vice Minister Xiong is famous for slamming the door, which is not only very harsh on others, but also on some aspects of himself, for example, he is reluctant to squeeze too much toothpaste for brushing his teeth, and every time he squeezes a little bit, it is just a lump of mouse droppings.

As soon as Comrade Gao Feng reminded him, Vice Minister Xiong noticed that he had urinated all on the toothbrush, and he was very annoyed and scolded with a beating of his chest: "Mom, Brother Gao, why is Lao Tzu Xiong Erwei so hard, he has been so miserable since he was a child, he grew up in a family with no money, not to mention that he is so low, and even his own tools are small, for example, like your brother Gao's is a wild mushroom, but your brother Xiong's is just a enoki mushroom."

Why is God so unfair to me Xiong Erwei, why is this world so dark, your brother Xiong's luck has never been good, it has not been smooth, nothing is smooth, it is not easy to get some money, it is not a donation or a donation, donate it and leave a name, you Brother Xiong wants to show his face and was beaten mosaic, why is this.

People say that people will be unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth, isn't this it, I'm going to pee a pee, and I wet the toothbrush, mom pulls a scar, I don't care, just fucking brush my teeth like this, pee on pee, it's all my own stuff anyway. ”

The more Xiong Erwei thought about it, the more angry he became, he hated his enoki mushroom to the core, he spit several mouthfuls of saliva on it, and then took it back, didn't even close the zipper and opened his door and went directly to the bathroom to brush his teeth with the toothbrush that had just been urinated.

The more Comrade Xiong Erwei thought about it, the more angry he became, he and Gao Feng complained on the way to the canteen of the project department for breakfast, and finally he attributed these resentments to Niu Struggle, he thought that his luck was so bad that Niu Struggle had been pressing on his head, so that he couldn't turn over, and he rode his head every day to, so he could have a good luck, Deputy Minister Xiong gritted his teeth and told Comrade Sù Gao Feng that he would take action to resolutely fight with Niu Struggle to the end, and overthrow the mountain on his head, hoping that Brother Gao would help him.

Gao Feng patted his chest and said to Vice Minister Xiong, as long as Brother Xiong says a word, your senior brother will go up to the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire.

At ten o'clock in the morning, an obese woman appeared on the county road from Tulou Town to Tiefo Town, this woman was obese, the whole person was like a big oil drum, from the head to the buttocks, it was the same thick, nearly two hundred pounds heavy, and I didn't know what this obese woman ate all day, how did she develop so well.

The obese woman was riding a battery car, her fat body crushed the battery car to the point that it was about to fall apart, and the tires of the two battery cars seemed to burst at any time, but nothing happened, the battery car carried the woman forward.

People on the road saw this fat woman riding this battery car, like a mountain pressed on it, the big guy really admired the quality of the battery car, a look at the original green air brand battery car, fortunately this brand is relatively hard, if replaced by other miscellaneous brand battery car, that must have been crushed earlier.

The obese woman rode the battery car to the direction of the Iron Buddha, and when she left Tulou Town for five or six kilometers, she turned onto the road of the village, and rode a section of the cement road of the village, and there was a fork, on one side of the cement road of the village, on the other side of the dirt road, the obese woman turned to the dirt road.

The condition of this dirt road is very poor, potholes, the battery car rides to the dirt road with the potholes and bumps, this fat woman is too weighty, the battery car is pressed almost to the ground, this battery car is moving forward with difficulty, it is estimated that the battery car has been complaining that their lives are too bitter, so many thin people are not sold, but they were sold by this big fat woman, this is going to be green every time.

After riding for a while, a small forest flashed in front of me, this one is all poplars, the trees are high and the forest is dense, there is a sense of gloomy, even if it is walking in this small forest in the middle of the day, people's hearts are a little hairy, and the back is bubbling with a cool air, which also reminds people of the wild boar forest in "Water Margin", which is where wild boars and bandits appear.

In the past, there was really an incident in this forest, a young girl in the flower season encountered six hooligans in this forest, not only was she taken turns **, but also was brutally killed and dismembered, which was really miserable, and it also made people afraid of this forest.

This fat woman is also afraid to pass through this forest, but she has to pass through this forest, the road to this forest is the only way for her to go back to her mother's house, and every time she goes back to her mother's house, she chooses to go through the daylight, that is, because of this forest.

It's this daylight, don't look at her fat body, she also has a small heart, when she rides a battery car to approach the forest, her little heart beats into a vertical vertical line, and she feels like she is about to die, she is sweating profusely and even her clothes are soaked, clinging to her fat body.

The obese woman kept praying in her heart, hoping that the battery car could be faster, it was best to fly over this forest, don't burst a tire in this forest, if the tire bursts, then it will be over, that is, she has not met a strong man who is still five or six kilometers away from her mother's house, pushing a bad car to go so far, it will make her tired and lie down.

People are often afraid of what to do, the more this obese woman is afraid of the battery car approaching this forest when the tire burst, the battery car just rode to the front of the forest, only to hear a loud bang, the battery car is really burst, the front and rear tires burst together, just like a bomb exploded, the skin of the tire flew out a long way, the burst burst so completely.

With the flat tire of the battery car, the obese woman fell to the ground, her weight was too heavy, the whole person was lying face down on the dirt road, before she could get up, suddenly a person jumped out of the woods, suddenly rode on her back, and shouted at her lying on the ground.

"Wait, I opened this mountain, I planted the mountain trees, if you want to fight this, leave the money to buy the road, don't say half a word, kill it or bury it. I am Xiong Erwei, deputy director of the materials department of the project department of Tulou Town, ah no, I am the hero of Liangshan Black Whirlwind Li Kui is also, wow wow wow wow. ”

The man screamed violently, screaming very fiercely, and the fat woman lying on the ground was so frightened that her soul flew away, and she trembled and asked: "Big brother, are you robbing sex or money, please rob sex, I don't have any money, why am I still a little beautiful, after all, I am also a woman." ”

The man scolded: "Ahh ”

"But, you're too big, and if you want to split your body, it will take a day or two!"

The man looked at the fat woman under his ass and said to himself, he was still a little troubled.

The woman also begged: "Big brother, please rob the sex, don't rob the money, I really don't have any money, if you want to rob the money, it will be in vain, it is better to rob the color, I have never encountered a robbery when I am so old, please brother you will fulfill your sister." ”

The man was angry: "Shut up, Lao Tzu has sued you, Lao Tzu only robs money and not sex, don't give Lao Tzu a fuss, let me ask you, do you know the Niu Struggle of the Material Department of Tulou Town?"

The fat woman slammed her face to the ground: "Big brother, I know, I can tell you, we have nothing to do with each other, we have only opened the room six times a week, and I paid for the room!"

She could only slam her face on the ground, and she lay on the ground.

The man riding on her was even more angry, and continued to ask viciously: "My day your brother, you still say that you have nothing to do with each other, you have opened the room six times a week, it still doesn't matter, you are more diligent than the sow to mate, I also know that Niu Struggle is also this kind of vision, he is so big ass."

Let me ask you, Niu Fenfen has set the hardware materials of the entire Tulou Town Project Department in your store, how many points do you give him?"

The woman replied: "Big brother, I can't answer this question to you, this is a secret between us, you can't sue anyone, you just raped me, divided me into corpses, I won't sue you, I won't sue you, Niu struggled he is too desperate, he actually wants a six-percent kickback." ”