Learn martial arts well, sell them to the emperor's family, you can practice good skills, and play the circus - Luo Muye

Jim was very distressed, because he didn't find the guy who took advantage of it, in a hurry, he only found a broken umbrella that he didn't know who abandoned it, and he didn't care how ugly the appearance of the umbrella was, he immediately put it away, and threw it at Luo Muye with the umbrella handle, Luo Muye, who was still complaining after realizing it, suddenly found that a magnified broken umbrella appeared in front of him, and his instinctive reaction after experiencing the battle array was to retreat half a step back and reach out to grab the umbrella handle, and then make up for it at the right time, the idea is good, but the actual action is full of thick tragedy, what happened at that timeLuo Muye successfully retreated and leaned over to avoid the smashed umbrella handle, and also stretched out his right hand to hold the middle of the broken umbrella, the action is still perfect here, but the accident appeared on the second half of the kick, and the flying left leg kicked Jim's thigh like lightning, facing a sudden blow, Jim was a little frightened, he watched the continuous enlargement of a boot and was hesitating how to resist, the front Luo Muye suddenly had a twitch on his face, and was about to touch his left leg, like a wasp that was cut in half, and weakly arched forward and fell to the ground awkwardly, "Hiss, hiss, pain" Luo Muye jumped back and forth with one foot on one leg on the ground, how could this be? It turned out that Luo Muye, who had not done strenuous exercise for too long, although his brain gave the most intuitive response, but this body was not so obedient, the degeneration of the Achilles tendon directly led to this perfect Tan leg turning into a cramping leg movement, Jim was stunned for a moment, seemed to have an understanding, looked at Luo Muye's slightly twitching thigh, patted his thigh with a happy expression, and shouted, "Hey, my grandson has been punished!" Furious, he pulled out the broken umbrella that Luo Muye did not grasp because of the pain and smashed it into his face again, Luo Muye wanted to put down his legs and stretch out his arms to resist, but who would have thought that as soon as his left leg touched the ground, the love of Mother Earth would come to him, and he couldn't care about the broken umbrella that came to him, so he could only jump with his arms around his left leg, and lowered his body and lowered his head to resist Jim's umbrella attack with his body, and Jim, who was frightened, had completely recovered his senses at this time, shouting while holding a broken umbrella and slamming Luo Muye's head, but there is a fact that cannot be bypassed, Jim is just an ordinary person, Although he vented all his strength, the strength of the headshot was really not as obvious as the pain of Luo Muye's own cramps, Luo Muye lowered his head and thought about what he said just now before he reacted, Jim must have understood what he just said, and he was a little ashamed, so he didn't make a sound to stop Jim from venting his anger, and he didn't kindly remind Jim that he was not as good as the pain of his own cramps, and he felt that the pain of the cramps had been weakened a little, but he still couldn't stand up straight, and he decisively confirmed a sentence" If you love him, you have to split a fork for him", his legs stretched out and pressed straight on the ground, and his hands shot his head, screaming in pain without acting skills, this, listening to Luo Muye's duck-like cry, Jim understood that Luo Muye's fart was not even interested in fighting, and he stretched out a kick to kick Luo Muye, and gasped with both hands and waved his hand helplessly to Luo Muye: "Enough, I really can't help you, but I beg you not to talk, really!" Looking at Jim, who was begging for mercy on his face, Luo Muye, who felt that he was at a loss, scratched his head and was embarrassed" Uh, well, I try not to speak. After that, the two found a seat, and as soon as they sat down, they heard the strong voice of the third prince shouting, and then a group of human dancers began to walk onto the wooden stage to perform the show.

Time was quickly eroded, and half a prayer passed, and Luo Muye and the others became more and more impatient

"It's so boring, when will it be their turn" Luo Muye supported his forehead with one hand and knocked on the armrest of the seat boringly with the other, watching the third wave of dancers get off the stage, he finally couldn't help complaining, "Don't worry, it's going to be the third wave soon, and the next one is." Jim waved his hand and explained to Luo Muye, Luo Muye pursed his lips disdainfully, "You just said the same, but don't fool me." "Ahh Jim, who was a little embarrassed, pretended to be forgetful and said, and did not forget to praise the dancer who went down just now, "You can pull it down, I haven't seen anyone wear a dancer in the winter, yes, only two eyes are exposed, how unsightly is this? Luo Muye waved his hand in disgust, and despised Jim's praise very much, "Well, how do you know that they are all aunts, I didn't tell you" Jim was startled and muttered quietly, which made Luo Muye on the side stunned, "What? You say it again, I didn't hear it clearly." After that, he also took out his ears to clean up the earwax that no one had dealt with for a long time, "No, it's nothing...."Jim waved his hand a little embarrassed, he decided not to tell the truth, and at this moment the conversation between the two was interrupted by the third son on the stage:" Okay, dear audience, I know you can't wait, and I also know that most of you are coming for the 1234 circus, but you always have to leave some way for other teams, I personally think the dance performance in front is still very good, and thank you for cheering, please enjoy the performance of the 1234 circus - Banggas, the talk show performer in the beating, let's cheer for them." Seeing that the rotten tomatoes and rotten vegetable leaves on the stage have a tendency to intensify, the third prince had no choice but to stop touting the dancers, but quickly brought out the little loli and their circus, which calmed the anger of the audience, listening to the tsunami-like cheers that suddenly remembered on the stage, the third prince shook his head a little depressedly and left gloomily, and soon seemed to have figured out something, and his spirit became flying again, and quietly stood on the side of the curtain.

At the same time, on the VIP seat on the other side, "I said I really didn't mean to complain about you, I really think Jim, you and the third prince on the stage may have some aesthetic problems" Luo Muye raised his hand to cover his mouth and said to Jim sincerely, Jim turned his head and smiled bitterly: " It's not a problem, really, it's just that the three groups of dancers you see are all from our Grand Duke Lane's family, and those aunts are also older, so if they don't find something to do for them, they will nagging every day, this trivial matter in Canberra can't be preached to the imperial capital at two prayers, do you believe it?" "Ahh At first glance, you can tell that she was a beauty when she was young. ”

The music on the stage interrupted the conversation between the two, and after a burst of passionate music, the curtain slowly opened, Luo Muye looked at the huge red box on the stage, but he didn't see the figure of Bengas, and couldn't help but be a little puzzled, "What is this for?" Jim didn't answer him, but pointed to the third son on the stage, Luo Muye noticed that the audience around him became a lot more excited in an instant, many people involuntarily took out the ticket stub and stared at the numbers on the ticket like a gambler in heat, and some people simply closed their eyes and folded their hands, and they didn't know what they were praying to the sky. Soon the mystery was revealed, and the third prince bowed to the audience very reverently, and reached into the huge red cardboard box and took out a yellow ball, "Congratulations to the audience friends at No. 15, Row 7 in Area C." "Oh" "yes" The huge boos and the thin excitement formed a sharp contrast, and then a young man with a beautiful face stood on the stage happily, and the third son did not speak and made a gesture to guide the young man to the side, and then repeated the previous action and pulled out a small blue ball, "Congratulations to the audience at No. 9 in Row 1 of Area A, please come on stage" This time it was a strong man, seeing his image, many people who didn't draw the audience couldn't help but applaud excitedly, the strong man walked up to the stage and showed the audience his bronzed muscles, and aroused the audience's bursts of shouts, and took the initiative to stand beside the little young man without waiting for the guidance of the third prince, he glanced down at the young man who only reached his chest, and smiled without malice, the young man didn't mind arching his hand without a trace of dwarf nervousness, and the third prince pulled out a white ball from the red box. Congratulations to the audience in Row 2 No. 1 in Area B, the slot is also a woman and she is so beautiful" Looking at a cramped and restless girl standing up on the stage but with a very beautiful face, the third prince couldn't help but exclaim, the third son's words made the audience even more boiling They didn't have any dissatisfaction when they didn't draw numbers, but looked at the three lucky ones who were selected with anticipation," Okay, you know the rules, I won't talk about it, if you don't know, ask the people around you, the hammer, the fist glove, and the bucket are all ready for you, please choose your own props. The third prince didn't know where to find out the three props, and placed them on the stage at random for the three to choose, the strong man did not hesitate to take the first to take the hammer, and the second one was the beautiful woman who rolled her eyes, and only held her hand and lifted the bucket in her hand, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, and she didn't know what fun things she remembered, she didn't pay attention to it, but her intoxicated smile made the audience a little dizzy, and the strong man next to him was even more unbearable to drop the hammer from his hand, almost hitting the toes of the young man, scared him into a cold sweat, and involuntarily took a step away from the strong man。

"I still don't understand" Luo Muye frowned, and was about to say something more when Bangas appeared, his body was brushed brightly, his hind hooves were put on leather shoes, he was holding a microphone in his hand, and he was wearing a human coat, which looked a little nondescript, standing in front of the stage, he bowed sincerely to the audience, and ushered in bursts of cheers, of course, mixed with cheers, of course, mixed with cheers," Okay, I'll repeat the rules again, lest anyone don't know, until Mr. Bangas finishes his talk show, you can interfere in any way, as long as he successfully stops talking and interferes with the successful person Ten seconds and ten gold coins are not capped, no attack is allowed, no death is allowed, no other care, nod your head when you understand. Seeing that the three of them nodded with their respective props, the third prince walked down with confidence, she had a premonition that something would happen today, Luo Muye in the VIP seat involuntarily shook his head at this time, and Nan Nan said to himself: "I feel like something is going to happen next, what did he say at the beginning? ”

Really...

Bangas opened his mouth, and a mouth slipped to the flying single talk show Balabala, who seemed to be caught off guard by Bangas suddenly, the young man who was in the first order of appearance was stunned under the boos of the audience, he finally understood where he was, listening to the boos that were still dissatisfied with him, the young man showed a trace of flush in annoyance, raised his hand that had already worn fist gloves and pulled it to Bangas, who was standing upright, and the fist fell on Bangas's abdomen without hindrance, but the beaten goods did not change at all, and Barabala's self-care was still there, but his eyes glanced at the young man with some disdain"As if to say you weak chicken!" The young man was enraged by Bangas's eyes, he took a deep breath and took a step back, and suddenly burst into his mouth, "Ahh No one can see how many punches he has hit, such a violent attack has raised the hearts of many viewers in their throats, looking at the speed of this young man's punches and his strength, people think that he can already rank in the top five of the previous editions, but this....is not enough! Soon tired young man can only helplessly stop to rest, he looked at Bangas's ancient face, the smile that is still full of spring breeze but the professional class sighed helplessly, took three steps back and bowed to Bangas, Bangas waved his hand generously to signal that he could go down, still did not stop the words in his mouth, on the other hand, Luo Muye on the VIP seat suddenly he felt a pain in his abdomen, although it was not that kind of severe pain, but it seemed that there was a naughty child jumping on your belly just after eating, which was uncomfortable and he suddenly had a more bad premonition behind, because he knew that there was a hammer and a bucket in the back, it seems that there is no need to worry about carrying water, But that's also painful, he signed a contract with Bangas and had to endure inexplicable pain, but his side is to bear the real damage to the soul, Bangas is at most a skin injury, the angry Luo Muye's face is white, clenching his fists and not knowing what he is thinking, Jim quietly watched this scene and quietly rubbed his chin and seemed to feel a little, after the young man went down, Bangas just frowned and rubbed his abdomen without a trace, and in the boo, the young man did not have the face to stand on the stage but came out of the backstage in a gray manner, and the second one to appear was a strong man who raised the hammer, He wanted to let the beautiful woman appear first, who knew that the beautiful girl would die and refused to be stubborn, he had to let the strong man come first, but the strong man had to come up with a hammer first, as soon as he came to the stage, he didn't wait for the third prince to greet and slammed the hammer to Bangas, "poof" A sound of metal intersecting, Bengas involuntarily took a step back, but the mouth of the words did not stop but became a little slow, this voice made the strong man a little stunned and recalled the voice he heard just now Nan Nan said, "This voice is a little wrong." He didn't have time to think about it, he raised the hammer again, this time aiming at Bangas's chest, the hammer fell, but it was extremely calm, as if nothing had happened this time, the strong man put away the hammer with some confusion, staring at the tip of the hammer, as if thinking about something. Bangas was happy, silently calculating the passage of time, seeing that the strong man didn't move but stopped and frowned and thought, the audience was unhappy and booed and didn't say anything, but also mixed with a lot of angry scolding, "There is so much meat in white, there is no energy" "What is the use of your hammer to smash tofu." "....Of course, there is one exception: "Bangas, I'm grass/Your mother! Hurt... Dead Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu... I'll kill you later" Luo Muye's words were incomplete, the deep soul-deep pain in his chest made his face extremely pale, his hand grabbed the armrest and gasped, Jim looked at him meaningfully and didn't break it.

"Shut up!" The strong man turned around and roared, as if he had figured out something, and he didn't charge the hammer this time, and directly aimed at the Bengas lower body, with a tendency to be a broken egg expert, "Eh, this can't be smashed!" Seeing the hammer coming, Bangas quickly interrupted his talk show and waved his hand back and retreated, "He's stopped, look!" With the pause of Bangas, the audience ushered in cheers, but the third prince waved his hand and stopped the strong man with an indifferent expression and said: "This doesn't count, Bangas is a stallion, you go down to people/ Greeting the body is already the key of the key points, what else do you want? Who will practice the Dafa of protecting DD, come and tell me, so I declare it invalid, and you can only replace the next one if you violate the rules. "The rules are not what they say" The strong man walked down with a hammer, and turned his head unwillingly and shouted at the third prince, who didn't see the scene he wanted to see the most, and the audience couldn't help but sigh "hey", but everyone thinks that what the third prince said makes sense, so it's just a pity and not noisy, of course, there are a very small number of people who are clamoring for cheating and violating the rules, and there is no way to change the result, who called them not the lucky ones who are not the hosts and not on stage.

Luo Muye, who was in the VIP seat, breathed a long sigh of relief, fortunately he didn't smash it down, and wiped the sweat on his head, "Fortunately, I didn't smash it, I changed my mind Bangas grass is enough for your sister, don't want your mother." Luo Muye suddenly remembered the situation in the dream when he didn't wake up a while ago, he always felt that someone in the dream was tinkering with himself, hammering, whipping, humiliating, and now he found it, this is someone creating pain in reality, creating soul damage to him in the dream, Luo Muye thought about it and decided not to pursue it for the time being, but to take revenge after watching everyone's performance.

Now there is only one lucky person left on the field is the beautiful beauty, she is a little shy and slowly stands in front of Bangas with a bucket of water, "She is so beautiful, she is my type of person" Bangas quietly read in his heart, but he was carrying a talk show on his face seriously, but the speed of speech was much slower than the previous two, to be honest, not many people on the field were optimistic about this little girl, she couldn't see a sense of threat at all, at least Luo Muye and Bangas thought so, only the third prince saw the bucket in the girl's hand and lowered his head a little uncertainly, and had a faint idea in his heart, looking at the girl's dress to verify his idea.

The beautiful girl stood in front of Bangas and hugged the bucket, the beautiful picture made the whole audience fall into a rare silence, no noise, no noise, no scolding, no rotten eggs and rotten leaves, people quietly waited for the results, looking at the beauty on the stage, thinking about how she was going to use the bucket to make a sharp blow, most people were not optimistic about her, but it was also a kind of fun, staring at Bangas for a long time, Bangas felt that although this girl was beautiful but a little weird, especially this tenderness stared at something wrong, some hairy he had some irritability for no reason, he accelerated the speed of the mouth and wanted to end, which also led to the talk show, which was still somewhat interesting, turned into an indifferent eulogy. Suddenly, the girl moved, she lightningly lifted the bucket full of water, and poured them on ———— head under the surprised gaze of Bangas, and the audience was in an uproar with a neat "oh", many people put their hands to their mouths at a loss, their eyes were stunned, and the already quiet field was now even more godless highlighting Bangas's chatter, but after a few seconds, Bangas's voice began to weaken and become smaller and smaller, until it was gone, and strangely except for sporadic cheers, the field was still quiet: "He lost!" He lost, he stopped, Dad!Dad?" A child shouted excitedly and pulled the sleeve of his father, who was sitting next to him, and did not get a response, he turned his head in confusion but found that his father also had a dull look on his face, "It's so ruthless, I regret it, why did I buy such a back seat" Saying that, the somewhat depressed father slapped himself with a look of regret, "Dad, what's wrong with you?" The child asked anxiously, and an uncle in front of him turned his head to look at the father and son with a wicked smile on his face. Hey, don't worry, kids, your father is absolutely fine, he just regrets buying the seat too late, if your mother is here, your dad is definitely not like this, haha" said and turned his head with a smile and continued to watch.

What's going on? There is no beauty on the stage who is more ruthless to herself, and she is not very thick, she is still wet from her head with a bucket of water, wet her body! It's still a nobody, that's the standard *******, okay, Bangas saw it more clearly when he was so close, he already felt that the girl in front of him was very pleasing to the eye, where could he stand this, and in an instant, two lines of red streams gushed out of his nostrils, and his mouth was hula and panting, how could he still have the strength to maintain a talk show? Of course, it is not good to die because of blood loss and excessive blood loss, don't you see that the strong man with a sledgehammer has fallen to the ground, most of the male viewers in the front row have lost too much blood and are "unconscious", Luo Muye saw in the distance that the whole body was up and down, looming flesh-colored skin, and the sexy little stunner whistled lightly, and gave his thumbs up and sighed, "This girl is really ruthless, look at the delicate little figure, tsk I can't change me" Jim on the side let out a disdainful cold snort and said lightly" After a pause of ten seconds and ten gold coins, how much do you calculate" Luo Muye was stunned for a moment, suddenly reacted, pulled the chair and stood up, and shouted at Bangas below with all his strength: "Bangas, you are mentally retarded, wake me up quickly, don't you know that there is a knife on the head of the color character? Your uncle's .... our money!" Luo Muye's roar did not wake up Bangas, but reminded the girl in front of him, the girl bit her lip and walked towards Bangas, as if she was going to push him to the general, Luo Muye was so anxious that he didn't care about any morality, so he opened his mouth to persuade: "Girl, stay here, I'll give you 2000 gold coins, don't get any closer." Luo Muye's shout startled a boo around him, slowly overshadowing his voice, the beauty on the stage seemed to hear the voice covered by the boos, she nodded and raised her hand in the direction of Luo Muye, and held it into a horn shape: "Okay, deal" Turned around and kept her promise not to move forward, but there was no other way to move forward, she put her hand into the upper placket of her clothes, touched her chest, buckled out two thick cushions, looked at the collapsed chest after losing the cushion, the boos in the entire audience were shocked like a rooster with a broken head, and the father who missed the opportunity breathed a long sigh of relief, and the beauty on the stage unexpectedly smashed the two thick mats into Bangas, who was already dull-eyed, Luo Muye did not look at the result but slapped a slap on his face with a look of chagrin"I'm rubbing, the city routine is deep... By the way, Jim, do you have a countryside here, even one of those shabby farms, I'm going to hide. Jim shook his head and waved his hand to show that he didn't know.

The thick cushion with the aroma directly knocked down the already stiff Bangas, which is much better than any hammer, the third prince waved his hand awkwardly to stop the noise on the field, and quickly came up with a look, and the two people hurriedly came up and lifted the two people who were dull and stiff limbs Bengas down, and the third prince smiled awkwardly at the audience: " Haha, what an accident today, this audience is really willing to spend their blood and easily earn thousands of gold coins, okay, don't talk nonsense, let's hurry up and ask the next performer, he is your favorite and most pollution-free snow fox———— Farnesus, the three sons' passionate voice sounded, and finally pulled the audience's attention back to the stage.

"Hey, Jim, I said that Nasus wasn't a Cerberus?how did he become a snow fox??, what's so special about this show?" Luo Muye plucked out his ears and asked Jim, Well, do you think anyone dares to say that he is a Cerberus, and besides, he is so cute, he must be a string of snow foxes and Cerberus, so it is not wrong, as for the characteristics of this show, it is okay to tell you, that is, Farnesus will ride a unicycle to throw a ball into the sky and catch it, the audience present can interfere in any way, and it is okay to throw objects, just a request not to hurt his life, just touch the vital point, every time he falls a ball, the successful interferer and the person who is one meter around him can get a reward of ten gold coins per person, I have to say that Nasus still has a hand, and so far he has lost a total of 300 gold coins in this project, but I have earned no less than 2,000 gold coins. Saying that, Jim showed an admiring look to Farnessus, "Well, Jim, I didn't mean to interrupt you, but are you sure you can throw anything?" Luo Muye raised his hand and patted Jim's shoulder lightly, hesitated for a moment and said seriously, "Of course, anything can be thrown, you have to have confidence in Farnessus." Saying that, Jim turned around and smiled, "Eh, is it okay to have a hammer?" Luo Muye pointed to the northeast direction and said to Jim, "Hammer, what hammer? Wait, what do you say!" Jim was stunned for a moment, and his face immediately turned white after reacting, and following the direction pointed by Luo Muye, Jim really saw that there was a muscular man in the audience area in the northeast who was looking at the table with a hammer on his face full of excitement, "!" Jim screamed, climbed over the fence directly, and didn't care how many people stepped on it, desperately pulled the audience to the side, stretched out a hand to the northeast and shouted: "Leave people under the hammer, ah no, leave dogs under the hammer!"

As the curtain slowly opened, Farnessus rode a small wheelwheel, slowly came out and weighed several colored balls in his hand, the strong man who was weighing the hammer suddenly heard Jim's shout, his eyes turned his head slightly in confusion, and saw that it was Jim's expression changed, he decided that he couldn't wait, so he picked up the hammer and roughly aimed at it and smashed it to the center of the stage, at this time Farnessus had just climbed into the car and threw the ball into the sky, and the third prince didn't even issue the order to start.

"Grass, I knew there was a big change today!" Luo Muye looked at the hammer that flew over, and complained depressedly