Chapter 701: With Ximen Qing's face
Gao Feng was miserable by his cultural brother, the difference of one word, it becomes another taste, and this word contains the discriminatory meaning of Yan zhòng, which is an insult to Wubi Village, which is a kind of self-esteem hurt. Romance debut',
The whole village of Wubi Village chased after Gao Feng and Jiang Wenhua, just like a group of rabid dogs suffering from rabies, chasing them out for dozens of kilometers in one go, chasing them from Wubi Village to Tulou Town, and then chasing them along Tulou Town to Xiaoyue City.
The people of Wubi Village chased and scolded at the same time, whether it was the village party secretary of Wubi Village, the old man Wubi, or his niece Miss Biyue, and the villagers of the whole village were like scolding the street.
"Bastard surnamed Gao, I'm really blind, how can I take a fancy to you bastard, I kindly let you into my family, that's to reduce your burden, you don't have to spend a penny to marry Yue'er.
If you know the righteousness and want the child to have the surname of our Bi family, or the surname of Wubi, if you do not understand the righteousness, you can let the child's surname Bi or Wubi, then you can also have the surname Gao, our family is a person who understands the righteousness.
The bastard surnamed Gao, you are going to take revenge, not only do you not thank us, but instead change your way to scold us for being five to one, this five is not the same as a stupid one, you are eating inside and out, you are ungrateful, you are Chen Shimei in the new era, you are Gao Shimei. ”
"The bastard surnamed Gao, my grandfather is right, you are the ungrateful Gao Shimei, this girl let you into the rich, firstly, it is completely to reduce your burden, so that you can struggle less than ten years, let our children struggle less than ten years;
The bastard with the surname Gao, since such an average appearance like my parents can give birth to such a good seed as me, then the two of us are combined, and that kind of son is even better, and the seven or eight are all beauty emperors, not the appearance emperors like Sun Honglei, this is a veritable beauty emperor.
The bastard surnamed Gao, this girl is forced to be in a hurry, what kind of society is it now, there are urgent benefits, that's not a flash marriage, we are also flashing, we can still flash in the future.
The bastard surnamed Gao, I didn't expect you to take revenge, and you didn't understand this girl's good intentions, but instead insinuated and scolded us, as well as our whole village, you are Chen Shimei in the new era, you are Gao Shimei.
Gao Shimei, this girl can still sue you, is this girl better than Wang Xiaoyue's seeds, this is obvious to all, even you yourself admit it, I am a little more beautiful than Wang Xiaoyue, a little whiter than Wang Xiaoyue, then it proves that I am better than Wang Xiaoyue, and the next generation we nurture will be better.
Gao Shimei, I am also a very open-minded girl, I will also tolerate you, I can also tolerate your relationship with Wang Xiaoyue, modern society, we have to keep pace with the times, in ancient times, we could have three wives and four concubines, and people could support the mistress, then I can also tolerate you to take care of the elderly, she Wang Xiaoyue continues to be bigger, and I will do two in Biyue, so you are not satisfied?"
"That's right, Brother Feng, you are still not satisfied, such good conditions, such an enlightened girl, why don't you agree, your brother Wenhua has been dreaming of this day, but unfortunately he doesn't have this chance."
Brother Feng, your cultural brother just has a feeling that this society is supported to death, and the idle are idle, you belong to the kind that supports death, and your cultural brother belongs to the kind that dies idle.
However, Brother Feng, your cultural brother also has a piece of advice, you are now a suave man, there are those who let you get rich, there are those who are in love with your sister and brother, there are those who want to marry you, and there are those who want to support you, but you have to pay attention to the body, the body is the capital of the revolution.
Brother Feng, your cultural brother is not scaring you, you can't feel it when you're young now, and when you get older, you will feel it, you keep riding a bicycle every day, then it will be like that advertisement, you will hollow out your body.
Brother Feng, I also told you a true thing, your brother Wenhua has a best friend, he is as dissolute as you, looking for women every day, but now it is better, the whole body has collapsed, the whole kidney has atrophied, it is really like the whole body has been hollowed out, and his legs are trembling even when he walks. ”
Jiang Wenhua is envious, jealous and hateful while running, his handsome Feng brother has a peach blossom face, that is really peach blossom luck, so many beauties surround him, and ask him to be rich, and ask for sister and brother to love, and ask to support him, etc., that is really envious of the dead.
Of course, Jiang Wenhua thinks that since he is a brother, he has the obligation to comfort this Feng brother, he must clean himself, be in the midst of thousands of flowers, he must protect his body, and he can't overindulge, and in the end he will destroy his body.
Jiang Wenhua also used his best friend as an example, his best friend, who was 1.9 meters tall when he was young, weighed more than 180 pounds, that was really fat and strong, but he didn't clean himself, he was so overindulged that his kidneys were gone, and now he can't even walk.
"What, Brother Wenhua, where did you say, what kind of overindulgent person, I am a clean person. ”
Jiang Wenhua glanced at Gao Feng and said: "Brother Feng, you don't look like overindulgence, you have a standard Ximenqing face, I will sue you, as long as you are a man, you want to indulge." ”
"Oh, Brother Wenhua, don't be scared, what Ximenqing's face, I was miserable by you, look at the good things you did, a simple Bi word is mistaken, you said what else you can do, I wonder how you did your previous work, could it be a typo. ”
Gao Feng was also miserably harmed by Jiang Culture, this company as big as Jiang Culture Media Group can even make a mistake in simple words, which is really ridiculous and generous.
"Hehe, Brother Feng, I'm really sorry, I didn't expect to make a mistake in this word, I can't blame me completely, I can only blame this society for developing too fast, now everything is an Internet language, and what Martian writing is, a qiē to simplify the development of it, so such mistakes can be seen everywhere, what am I." ”
"you, Brother Wenhua, this is nothing, they chased us like dogs, the bowl of white rice I ate at noon and two pieces of salted radish were gone, and fortunately people gave a bowl of white rice, otherwise how would I have the strength to run now." ”
Gao Feng complained about Jiang Wenhua while running, and the people of Wubi Village could really chase it, from Tulou Town to the urban area of Xiaoyue City, and then from Xiaoyue City to Tulou Town, so repeatedly chased it five or six times, and passers-by thought that this was a marathon.
After running five or six times, Gao Feng and Jiang Wenhua looked back and saw that all their subordinates had defected and surrendered to the team in Wubi Village, and they were still chasing and shouting.
"Comrades, chasing, it's the idea of the two of them, the two of them say that you are not Wubi Village, that you are Wubi Village, that you are a group of stupid people.
Miss Biyue, that Comrade Gao scolds you every day, saying that you are a shameless girl, he doesn't even look at you, but you have to force him to get into trouble, then you are a stupid girl.
Beauties, Comrade Gao also scolded you for being stupid, he said that with you, he just wanted to play with you, he liked to watch you in the nest, and liked to watch you intrigue, so he had a feeling of being an emperor. ”
"The bastard surnamed Gao, you are a big fool, you think this girl is really interesting to you, it really makes you rich, this girl is just playing tricks on you, try your fox tail." ”
"Bastard with a high surname, do you think that our group of beauties really treat you as a treasure, that is to treat you as a fool, we just want to make fun of you, see you look like a foreigner, you are a big fool. ”
Jiang Wenhua's subordinates tried their best to instigate it, and Bi Yue, Mei Gui and Ren Yao, a group of beauties, became angry and chased Gao Feng and Jiang Wenhua like crazy.
As soon as Jiang Wenhua saw this huge formation, he immediately raised his hands.
"Beauties, I, Jiang Wenhua, want to report and expose Brother Feng, I want to report these ideas are all from him, I did it under his instructions, he is the black hand behind the scenes, I Jiang Wenhua is really forced to be helpless, you can take a look, he looks like Ximenqing, I can beat Ximenqing's officials, I was forced!"
"I'll go, Jiang Wenhua, you guy who betrayed his brother, with a brother like you who is behind the scenes, you are Ximenqing!"
"Hehe, Brother Feng, I'm sorry, the one who knows the times is Junjie, we have gone, the disparity between the enemy and us is too great, and I can only choose to surrender, not to mention that I can see that this group of beauties is aimed at you, not me Jiang Wenhua, why should I run with you desperately." ”
Even Jiang Wenhua betrayed, he joined the beauty battle group, with the huge team chasing Comrade Gao Feng, these beauties are like playing male hormones, and their explosive power is very strong, and they are chasing Gao Feng relentlessly.
"Beauties, don't believe Jiang Wenhua, the culprit is himself, he made this Bizi into a comparison of words, that has nothing to do with me, you can't wronged me, you can't be good or bad, I still have a good heart to repair the cultural facilities in the village, who knows that he Jiang Wenhua is stupid, a simple Bi character can't be written, and it is actually written as a comparison of words. ”
Gao Feng ran desperately while explaining to the beauties, and the beauties chased after him all the way down after him.
"The bastard surnamed Gao, Jiang Wenhua is right, you just have a Ximenqing's face, you are a watery Yanghua person, Jiang Wenhua has a loyal and honest face, he will never do this kind of insulting thing, only you, Ximenqing, can do it. ”
"I'll go, beauties, Jiang Wenhua has a pig's waist face, you still say that he is loyal and honest, what kind of vision do you have, I am the one who has a loyal and honest face. ”
"Brother Feng, get in the car quickly, I'm here to save you, get in the car quickly!"
Gao Feng felt that he couldn't run today, as if he was going to be caught up by this group of beauties soon, so he ate a bowl of rice, and he had the strength to run.
At this moment, a girl rushed to him on an electric tricycle and told him to quickly climb into the electric tricycle.