Chapter 474: Thirty Dollars Alimony
The two sisters are also foodies, especially like spicy food, the spicier the more enjoyable, the more hearty this hot pot is eaten, and at the same time, it is also fragrant and sweaty like rain. ○
can eat hot pot with such interest, Gao Feng is the first time to see it, no wonder this girl has a soft spot for this hot pot, from the perspective of this food, the attitude of love is better than loving her boyfriend.
Of course, Gao Feng only temporarily acted as the boyfriend of the two sisters, and his temporary boyfriend not only had to wear green clothes and green hats, but also had to help them wipe their sweat and fan their fans.
Gao Feng stood next to the two sisters of Shen Yu and Luoyan, while holding the leaflet of Taimei Hot Pot City to fan the two sisters, while waving his sleeves to wipe the sweat on his forehead, he was already sweating profusely.
It's still summer yet, and everyone is wearing short sleeves, but this handsome guy is wearing two long sleeves with hats, and he is sweating next to the hot pot.
"Sinking fish and geese, this handsome guy is his boyfriend, or the eunuch next to the queen mother. ”
The two sisters were quite impatient and disgusted with the high peak's service attitude.
"Oh, Gao Feng, just your poor service attitude, you still want to be a eunuch, then you are still too far away, you don't know that a qualified eunuch, that is almost to the master is to do his best and die, the master's eating, drinking, Lazar and sleep must be perfectly served, from washing to, you have to arrange it seamlessly.
Gao Feng, if you want to be a eunuch, then you have to put down your stinky shelf and wait for every step without regrets. ”
The two sisters reprimanded Gao Feng seriously, and Comrade Gao Feng pouted his mouth to the sky.
"Ouch, you're still gasping, who wants to be a eunuch, this handsome guy is a healthy man, why should he be a eunuch, then don't waste a good body."
Shen Yu and Yan Yan, don't be embarrassed, this handsome guy is so low today, that's because this handsome guy endures his temperament today, don't provoke this handsome guy's temper, you will be very strict. ”
"That's right, the consequences are very strict, just like the two fat girls just now, if they didn't roll fast, the waiter would have watered them to death like flowers. ”
The waiter who was about to pour the two fat women's hot pot soup just now was still standing next to Gao Feng, and she was still holding the mandarin duck hot pot in her hand, and she couldn't stand the instructions of the two sisters to do this and that.
"You guys are too much, how can such a good handsome guy be a eunuch, that's the biggest waste, if you don't need it, you can transfer it to this waiter, don't look at me as just a hot pot city waiter, this waiter can pay thirty yuan a month to support him." ”
"Sister, you are standing here with a hot pot, aren't your arms sore, aren't you tired, you better put the pot down quickly, you hurry up and greet the guests." ”
The waiter's few words directly turned Gao Feng over to thunder, and Gao Feng whitened the waiter holding the hot pot with thirty-six eyes, and the speed of those white eyes was faster than lightning.
"Ouch, handsome guy, you are also a person who only has money in your eyes, you are also a person with a copper smell, do you dislike the waiter's maintenance fee is less, then the waiter can add two more yuan, thirty-two yuan a month to support you, and the waiter will not be able to afford it." ”
"Sister, hurry up, if you don't get out again, this handsome guy will have a temper, and the consequences will definitely be very strict."
Sister, the key is that your alimony is not a little small, it is too little, if you can get 300,000 a month, then the handsome guy will let you support without regrets. ”
Gao Feng was annoyed, and roared hoarsely at the waiter who lifted the hot pot, and wanted to blow the waiter away, the waiter was not afraid of Gao Feng's roar, she was about to say a few words, and then when she heard the price proposed by Gao Feng, she twisted her ass and left like the wind swinging willows.
"Hmph, you should continue to be your little eunuch, this waiter is not willing to support you, this waiter is willing to pay thirty-two yuan, that is already the food fee pulled out from between your teeth, that is already very worthy of you.
Hmph, what kind of person, you still want 300,000 months of alimony, you don't put your head on the hot pot soup to take care of yourself, you can be worth so much money, you are worth 32 yuan at most, look at your virtue of wearing green clothes and wearing a green hat, you pass the village of this waiter, you are worthless. ”
The waiter muttered and left, but he ruined Gao Feng, and he really put his face on top of the mandarin duck hot pot and shined on his face in the soup noodles.
"Hmph, isn't this handsome guy only worth thirty-two yuan, this handsome guy's face doesn't look like it's only worth thirty-two yuan, what is this thirty-two yuan enough, and I can buy four small steamed buns a day. ”
"Haha, the waiter said, there is no such shop in this village, if you promised the waiter just now, you can still be worth thirty-two yuan, but if you don't agree to the other person immediately, then you are worthless, you want to buy four small steamed buns a day, then you have to pay for it yourself." ”
The two sisters were gloating, smiling brightly, and Gao Feng rolled his eyes at them again.
"Sink the fish and fall into the geese, you can do it, if this handsome guy is not worth thirty-two yuan, this handsome guy will die behind your ass in the future, and I will eat whatever you eat.
No, I have to take off this dress, this set of clothes is the source of trouble, I really doubt that your brains are watts, you don't buy so many colors, but you want to buy this green color couple outfit, you are dressed very festively, this handsome guy is dressed like a thorn. ”
Gao Feng couldn't stand the green couple outfit anymore, and he decided to take it off.
"No, you can't take it off, you can't take it off, if you take it off, it's halfway, you're playing the role of two of us boyfriends, it's equivalent to one person playing two boyfriends, you have to wear two couple clothes, you have to persevere to the end. ”
Jiang Shenyu took hot pot chopsticks to stop Gao Feng from taking off his clothes, and the chopsticks in Taimei Hot Pot City are special chopsticks, which are the kind of chopsticks that are very long.
"Gao Feng, if you dare to take one off, the girl will cry, and the girl will tear down the sweater. ”
Jiang Luoyan stood up suddenly, she also took the sweater she had just bought in her hand and unwrapped the thread of a sweater.
"People and people's feelings, sometimes like sweaters, knitting a needle and a thread, cautious, when dismantling as long as a gentle pull, maybe just a joke, maybe it is a small thing unintentionally, all emotions are no longer seen, friends are not more, expensive in the wind and rain, love is not long, the emphasis is on responding to requests.
Gao Feng, you're still a man, no, your unintentional action is equivalent to making the feelings between us come to naught, if you take off your clothes, it will be equivalent to breaking up the feelings between us!"
Gao Feng is completely convinced, the two sisters can really be far-fetched, to put it bluntly, they can really be blind, how can this undressing have anything to do with the sweater and feelings.
"Shen Yu Luo Yan, it turns out that the sweater you bought is used as this prop, just to prevent this handsome guy from taking off this couple's outfit, what you mean is to let this handsome guy wear this green clothes all the time, wear this green hat, you really have a way, this handsome guy obeyed you. ”
"Hmph, then we don't care, we can only find ways to deal with a shameless man like you, if you want to take it off now, then we will remove this sweater. ”
The two sisters are dismantling the sweater, pulling the head of the wool to pull out, the sweater has been dismantled a little half, the sweater is not like other clothes, that is a thread woven it, it takes a little time to weave this sweater, if it is hand-woven, it will take more than ten days of effort, if it is to remove the sweater, then it only needs to be gently pulled, and it will be dismantled in less than a minute.
"Hey, stop it, it's good that this handsome guy doesn't take off this clothes, this handsome guy has been wearing this green dress, this handsome guy has been wearing this green hat, you must not dismantle this sweater, this sweater is two thousand yuan, these two thousand yuan can support this handsome guy for half a year, you can save it." ”
"I'll check, what did I say this bag for, what does your sweater have to do with this handsome guy!"
Gao Feng also made an analogy with the two sisters of Shen Yu and Luoyan, and after he finished the analogy, he felt that it was inappropriate.
"Well, since you promised not to take off this couple's outfit, then Sister Ben will believe you for the time being.
Gao Feng, why don't you forget to take care of it, do you feel that it's a pity to lose the opportunity to be supported by the waiter, if you think it's a pity, the sister will intercede with the waiter, and say that you are willing to reduce the maintenance fee, and you are willing to be raised for thirty yuan?"
"Get out of your way, sink the fish and the geese, you just fall into the well, how can this handsome guy dedicate himself for thirty yuan, unless the waiter is your two sisters, then one person will give thirty yuan a month for maintenance, and the handsome guy will dedicate himself." ”
The two sisters laughed at Comrade Gao Feng, and Comrade Gao Feng scolded him.
"Gao Feng, you think beautifully, you want to earn even numbers a month, you want to earn sixty yuan a month, this sister can't give you this opportunity, this sister is full after eating, this sister is leaving. ”
Gao Feng's words, let the two sisters turn their faces at that time, the two sisters slapped the table and got up, slapped the two pairs of hot pot chopsticks away, and the two sisters left the table in a rage, and at the same time put the sweater that was removed from one-third on Gao Feng's head.
"Hey, sink the fish and the goose, you're really angry, this handsome guy just made a joke, don't take it to heart, it's just a joke."
Sinking fish and geese, if you want to leave, you have to wait for this handsome guy, this handsome guy has been a little eunuch for you, this handsome guy hasn't had time to eat a bite of this hot pot, this handsome guy doesn't know what this hot pot tastes like. ”
The women turned their faces when they said that they turned their faces, and they were teasing Gao Feng just now and laughing, but they lost their temper all of a sudden, and they threw their chopsticks and left.
When the two sisters left, Gao Feng realized that he hadn't eaten a bite yet, and he didn't know what this hot pot tasted like.
"Ouch, Gao Feng, you're not interesting enough, you secretly came to Taimei Hot Pot City to eat hot pot alone, and you are wearing a green dress and a green hat, you are not enough brothers." ”
Before Gao Feng could move his chopsticks, two people rushed in, and they squeezed Gao Feng aside, and the two of them became windy.