Chief economist Wang Nengcai, business manager Cao Zheng, director of the coordination office Fan Haichao, and minister of the material department Niu Zhan, these four leaders all have a loan shark note. ≥ ≥ ≥ Xiao ≥ said,

Gao Feng took the note of the four people and glanced at it, and sure enough, as he thought, these four people are usury, or three points of high interest, seven thousand yuan a year is two thousand one hundred yuan interest, no wonder these four people will be so generous, can lend Miao Buzheng 7,000 yuan.

However, these four people still kept an eye on it, they didn't lend more money to Miao Buzheng, they only took out 7,000 yuan, maybe they were a little skeptical about Miao Buzheng's ability to repay, so they were still more cautious.

The four leaders grinned like water scoops, and the horns on both sides of their mouths flowed directly, just like four brainless two fools, and their smug expressions were like this, grinning.

"Gao Feng, you have seen it, we are all human spirits, no one in the entire project department is better than us, no matter how fine he Miao Buzheng is, he can't escape the palm of the Buddha, he can't escape the palm of the four of us. ”

The four of them proudly stretched out their palms and clenched them again, as if Miao Buzheng had sprinkled a bubble of urine on their palms, and they gritted their teeth and pinched Miao Buzheng to death in the palms of their hands.

The four guys in front of them are really human spirits, and the people in the project department really can't find anyone who is more ghostly than them, and the others don't even have IOUs, they are all empty words, it's not that Miao Buzheng has the habit of taking notes, it's not that Comrade Fang Cun provided this note to Gao Feng, so other people's money really can't be returned.

But Wang Nengcai and Cao Zheng, as well as Fan Haichao and Niu struggled, these four human spirits not only made Miao Buzheng make an IOU, but also put out a loan shark, which shows that their ghost spirit Cheng is beyond the reach of people.

The four leaders are very proud, it is impossible for Gao Feng to send them away with a thousand yuan, it is written very clearly in black and white, Miao Buzheng not only owes them 7,000 yuan, but also has a high interest of 2,100 yuan, and your return of 1,000 yuan is less than half of the high interest.

The four leaders shook their legs and continued to say proudly: "Gao Feng, Comrade Gao, you fool Manager Yongqiang, you fool Secretary Tiejun, as well as the chief engineer of the wheel war, and Manager Xiao Ming, but if you want to fool the four of us, there is no way, it is written here in black and white at a glance, you can obediently return the nine thousand one hundred yuan to us, even the fraction of one hundred cannot be missing." ”

Gao Feng also said: "Four leaders, you are too stingy, you want even a fraction of a hundred." ”

The four of them replied categorically: "Of course you want to, this is the money we earn, you see that the goods in those supermarkets even cost a dime, and they can't find you a few cents at every turn, so do you think it's not a matter of throwing it away." ”

These four people are still talking about the same situation, the things in the supermarket really have a dime price, who goes to the supermarket and doesn't want to get a few cents back.

The four leaders were triumphant, shaking eight big fat legs, staring at the peak with eight pairs of slanted eyes, the expression seemed to be shaken to the female netizen with WeChat, and the room was opened in less than five minutes, and the room fee was still the kind of overjoyed look paid by the female netizen.

Gao Feng looked at the four smug leaders and smiled: "Four leaders, look at you so happy, you just learned WeChat for five minutes and shook the female netizens, and immediately made an appointment to open the room, and more importantly, the opening fee is still paid by the female netizens, don't you feel a little too happy?"

"Hmph, hum, Gao Feng, Comrade Gao, not only did I pay the opening fee, this female netizen also invited us to eat a bowl of noodles, and there are two poached eggs in this bowl of noodles. ”

The four leaders snorted, snot bubbles squirting out of their nostrils like sewers, swelling like bubble gum, and finally popping four times, and the four popping sounds were like popcorn.

When the huge snot bubbles of the four leaders exploded, Gao Feng held up the IOUs they had taken out to their eyes, pointed to the last sign box under the note, and said to them.

"Four leaders, open your little eyes and take a good look at the signature on your usury note. ”

The four of them waved their hands together: "Go, Gao Feng, Comrade Gao, do you still need to see this, of course it is Miao Buzheng's signature, it is an IOU that he personally typed, that is not his signature, whose signature will it be?"

Gao Feng was very patient: "Four leaders, please take a second look, and then take a look at whether this signature is Miao Buzheng's own name?"

"Gao Feng, since you have begged us, then we will be patient and watch again. ”

Gao Feng's attitude was very good, and he also begged the four leaders, and these four people were very satisfied, and patiently looked at the four notes, that is, the time was only a second.

A second later, the four people put these four notes and said to Gao Feng: "Gao Feng, Comrade Gao, a few of us have met your requirements, and we all patiently glanced at this note again, this note is clearly signed with the three words Miao Buzheng, although these three words are like a puppy crawling, but it is still Miao Buzheng's three words." ”

Gao Feng smiled again: "Four leaders, please take a look at it clearly, and then take a look at whether it is Miao Buzheng's three words?"

The four of them were annoyed at the time: "Gao Feng, Comrade Gao, we are four leaders, but your four leaders, our leaders' patience is limited, don't go too far, be careful to drive us crazy, our four leaders still bite you." ”

These four leaders didn't say anything false, they really bite people when they are angry, especially the butt that likes to bite people, the ruthlessness is as stubborn as the turtle, and after biting, they won't let go for a day and a half.

Gao Feng unconsciously stepped back, while blocking his ass with one hand, and he looked at the four leaders in horror.

"Four leaders, have you already taken a fancy to the sexy ass of this handsome guy, do you want to take the opportunity to bite the butt of this handsome guy, you can't sneak attack?"

In order to protect Comrade Gao Feng, Comrade Xiong Erwei also pointed his butt against these four leaders and stood in front of Gao Feng's body.

"Hey, leaders, Brother Ben Xiong's ass is sexy, even sexier than the superstar Coco Li's electric ass, welcome all leaders to taste it in large quantities." ”

"Taste your mother's head, get your stinky tofu ass out of the way, and don't get out of our way. ”

Xiong Erwei was in a state of anticipation, he pouted a little buttocks, he was kicked to the ground by the four leaders as soon as he pouted, and the four fat legs pounded his little ass like pounding garlic, which made Comrade Xiong Erwei call it comfortable.

Under Gao Feng's repeated requests, the four leaders patiently looked at the signature again, and it was still the same as the last time, and the four leaders looked at Gao Feng with contempt.

"Comrade Gao, aren't you literate, this is clearly written with three words of missight, why do you ask us to take a good look at it again and again, you are not full of food and support. ”

Gao Feng said: "Four leaders, what did you read just now, you read it again." ”

The four of them read it again: "The three words signed are not right, not right, not right, we don't read it once, we read it with you three times, and say important things three times." ”

The four of them chanted aloud three times, just like a junior high school student reciting a text, shouting hoarsely, and deliberately putting their mouths to Gao Feng's ear, as if deliberately deafening Gao Feng's eardrums.

This time, without waiting for Comrade Gao Feng to speak again, the four leaders seemed to have discovered something, and they looked at each other a few times.

"Ouch, comrades, there's something wrong with this, why is this name so special, why is it not aiming correctly, isn't this a target, why are you still aiming, it's not aiming right, is this guy who is doing measurement really called the name of the wrong aim?"

"Well, yes, this name is a bit weird, why is it called misaiming, who is this targeting, who is this going to hit, and aiming at a ball. ”

"Gao Feng, Comrade Gao, our leader asks you, is this guy who is engaged in measurement called incorrect?"

The four leaders are not sure about Miao Buzheng's name, no wonder, there are more people in the project department, although they meet every day, they really don't know the full names of some people, and even if they can call out, they don't know their real names.

Gao Feng smiled: "The four leaders, they are called Miao Buzheng, the seedlings of Qingmiao, the seedlings of the heroes Miao Renfeng, the cloth is the cloth of the cloth, it is correct and right, but it is not a bad aim, do you want to shoot the target and not aim it correctly, it is estimated that if you let a few of you go to the target, it must be incorrect, that is, put the target in front of your eyes, and you will not aim correctly." ”

"Ah, let's check, our Miao Buzheng sister's, what kind of target do we hit, we were hit by this Miao Buzheng as a target, we were fooled by him, he signed a bad aim on it, that proves that these notes are all waste paper. ”

When the four leaders heard this, they were annoyed and angry, the four leaders had a characteristic that they were angry, they liked to fan each other's big mouths, Wang Nengcai fanned Fan Haichao's big mouth, Fan Haichao fanned Cao Zheng's big mouth, Cao Zheng slapped Niu Struggle's big mouth, Niu Struggle slapped Wang Nengcai's big mouth, and it just formed a circle.

The four leaders slapped each other's mouths, and Gao Feng didn't bother the four comrades, and when they slapped them ninety-nine or eighty-one, they were completely tired and then stopped, and the corners of the mouths of the four leaders were swollen as if they had stuffed five Tianjin soup dumplings in their mouths.

"Four leaders, are you fanning up?"

Gao Feng asked the four people, and the four of them nodded frequently: "Well, Gao Feng, we are all fanned, we are all fanned to the right, we are also sober by this mutual fan, we are indeed fooled by Miao Buzheng, we are targeted by Miao Buzheng, and our usury interest is in vain." ”

Gao Feng said: "Four leaders, since you understand it so well, the handsome guy doesn't need to explain too much, then don't feel wronged, you can go back to the office obediently." ”

The four of them really turned around and walked obediently, walked out five steps away and stopped, as if they had been bitten by a five-step poisonous snake, they didn't dare to take a step forward.

"No, Gao Feng, Miao Buzheng signed a fake name on this IOU, but this loan is indeed real, it is seven thousand oceans, you only paid us back 1,000 yuan, then there are still 6,000 yuan left unpaid to us." ”

"Hey, the four leaders, you are embarrassed to mention it, these notes are all fake notes signed by Miao Buzheng, which not only proves that the high interest rate is fake, but also proves that the loan is also fake, the law pays attention to evidence, you say that you have no basis to lose any lawsuit, this handsome guy didn't ask your leader to get the thousand yuan back, then this handsome guy has fulfilled his benevolence to you. ”

"That's right, Gao Feng is so right, we have to lose no matter what we fight in this lawsuit, this is equivalent to us making a thousand yuan for nothing, thank you Comrade Gao, let's go back to the office." ”

As soon as Gao Feng said this, these four people woke up like a dream, twisted their fat buttocks and ran upstairs to the project department, as if they had suddenly picked up a huge amount of money on the ground, and they fled in panic.