"Boss, boss!"

"What's the matter?"

"That stupid cat went to steal fish and eat it again, and if this continues, the whole fish pond will be eaten by it!"

The above conversation is not who is talking to Chen Zhengqian, but the two funny parrots at home are complaining in Chen Zhengqian's ear. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The two of them are idle all day long and have nothing to do, specially arranging other people's small reports, among which the big cats are the most frequent, and I don't know what they don't like about the big cats.

Of course, the result of this is that the big cats don't like them, but the two of them fight five scum, and they don't dare to blow up in front of the big cats, and every time they run away in defeat.

This time they came to make a small report again, God knows how they are so free, focusing on the big cats all day long, and even the big cats excreting in the bamboo forest are seen by them.

This must be true love!

Definitely!

So hearing their words, Chen Zhengqian was a little disapproving: "Then you can also go catch fish." ”

Anyway, there are so many fish in the lake, even if you catch them with a net, they will be finished in a while, and Chen Zhengqian himself goes fishing from time to time at home.

"I don't eat fish!" said the parrot.

"Then you say a cone!" Chen Zhengqian rolled his eyes angrily.

Why don't you two eat fish, you have to stop others from eating fish, isn't it the same as some people like to play with double standards!

These two teases are enough!

Chen Zhengqian thought about whether to teach them well, lest they always embarrass themselves, and suddenly found that they stopped talking.

When I turned my head, it turned out that the big cat was squatting on the wall for some time, staring at the two of them.

These two goods were trembling with fright by the cold eyes of the big cat, and they both spread their wings and hugged each other, how funny and funny this look.

Chen Zhengqian was happy, he was so arrogant just now, why did he coax it in the blink of an eye?

Two teases who bully the soft and are afraid of the hard!

Chen Zhengqian had no doubt that if he left his sight, the big cat would tear them to pieces in minutes and stuff them into his stomach. And it doesn't give them half a second to beg for mercy or cry for help.

"Okay big cat, don't scare these two idiots, get ready, and come out with me later. Chen Zhengqian beckoned to the big cat and turned to enter the house.

Seeing that Chen Zhengqian was gone, the big cat stretched his waist, and then grinned at the two parrots, showing sharp teeth and sharp claws, which frightened them to fly to the top of the tree and did not dare to come down.

It is only on the small branches that the big cats can't come up, and they have a sense of security.

It's a pity that what they don't know is that as long as the big cats are willing, even if they fly to the ends of the earth, they can't escape.

Chen Zhengqian felt that he really had nothing to do at home, and wanted to take the big cat up the mountain to hunt.

Men, they always don't like to settle down, and they want to find excitement.

It's the end of June now, and after spring and summer, there are a lot more small animals on the mountain, so it's time to hunt.

Chen Zhengqian misses the wild boar a little.

The fragrant wild boar, when you bite into it, your mouth is full of oil.

Cut off the pork belly one by one, cut it into small pieces, put it into a clay pot with sauerkraut and stew it until it is soft, then add star anise, fennel, cooking wine, pour on dark soy sauce, and simmer for half an hour, which will definitely make you have an endless aftertaste.

Well, there's no pork, it's all, so Chen Zhengqian plans to go again this time to see if he can get another wild boar back.

Don't talk to him about wildlife protection laws, others can eat it, why can't he?

Of course, wild boars must be killed in the countryside, otherwise they will run to the fields and waste grain, which is evil!

Ordinary people want to go up to the mountains to fight wild, but it's wrong, it's to hunt game, so you have to bring powerful weapons anyway.

It's also that air guns are not used now, otherwise it would be strange that the animals on the mountain can survive until now.

But for Chen Zhengqian, these are not problems, will he lack powerful weapons?

No, he's just worried that the prey isn't big enough!

Chen Zhengqian walked along the north slope behind the village, from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain, there were a lot of birds, but there were no animals.

This side belongs to the low hilly area, and after artificial development and utilization, wild animals have long run to the deep mountains and forests, overlooking several mountains opposite, and only there are few people there, there may be a larger wild thing.

However, Wangshan ran a dead horse, and if you want to get to the opposite mountain, there is no half an hour that you can't get there.

At this time, he envied his compatriots in the northeast or southwest, all year round, all kinds of prey in the deep mountains and old forests, what roe deer, roe deer, hares, wild deer, and even bears.

It is said that in winter, the silly roe deer is plucked in the snow directly like a turnip.

What a blessing!

Chen Zhengqian's hometown can't see this, and even if there is, it will be eaten up.

Nanyue people can eat it, which is world-famous.

It's still that stalk, the four-legged ones don't eat except for tables and chairs, we eat everything else!

"Damn, such a big snake!"

Walking and walking, Chen Zhengqian was suddenly startled.

Look at this snake molt, it must be at least one meter and five long, and it is not small.

If he hadn't seen this snake molt, Chen Zhengqian wouldn't have remembered that there should be more snakes than beasts in his hometown.

When Chen Zhengqian was a child, there were several professional snake catchers in the village.

At that time, everyone's family was very poor, and the snake was valuable, and the snake gall and snake meat were collected, so on the horizon or beside the mountains and forests, you could see someone carrying a gauze bag and a handful of iron drills on their shoulders, looking for snake holes everywhere.

The iron drill was used as a digging and weapon, and they carried a straw handle mixed with sun-dried herbs.

In fact, Chen Zhengqian didn't know what that thing was called, so let's just call it that.

Every snake catcher has his own unique ability.

When you find the snake hole, dig a hole first, then smoke it with a straw handle, and then reach in to catch the snake.

Chen Zhengqian has never understood, how dare he reach in directly, not afraid of being bitten?

Oh, a certain uncle in the village who catches snakes was bitten by a poisonous snake, and then chopped off the finger he was bitten with a knife.

This left a psychological shadow on Chen Zhengqian's childhood.

He had also seen someone pull out of the snake hole with his own eyes, and the thing was still squirming desperately after it was caught.

There are also restaurants in the town, which received a lot of snakes, birds, beasts and the like, and the big snakes were thrown on the ground, from cobras to silver kraits and golden kraits.

Sometimes I would crawl out of the plastic bucket, but luckily I didn't bite anyone.

Every time he went to school and passed by that small restaurant, Chen Zhengqian hid far away.

Damn, it's disgusting!

Chen Zhengqian hated things like snakes from the bottom of his heart, and he would get goosebumps when he saw them.

But disgust is disgust, and it is a fact that snakes make up for it.

Many people like to use poisonous snakes or snake gall bladder to make wine, the principle of which Chen Zhengqian does not understand, but it is not recommended, because snakes have parasites, and venom will also seep into the wine over time, which is absolutely harmful.

Snake meat is popular with many people, and it is also quite valuable.

In addition, if you really want to soak in wine, it is best to choose snake gall, and it is a turquoise snake gall, and a light yellow or orange "water urchin" is not suitable.

Snake gall soaking wine has to be treated first, and then soaked in liquor above 50 degrees, which is very effective for rheumatism and bone pain.

So the question is, Chen Zhengqian wants to catch this big snake, how can he find it?

PS: The national football team lost, and I have no intention of updating it tonight (funny)