"Brother Jun, do you have to work overtime at night? Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info" was a call from Li Jiahui, a college roommate.

Tong Jianjun looked at the decadent face in his glasses, he didn't find a job after graduation, who would let him work overtime?

But I haven't seen them since I graduated from college, and I miss those animals a lot. So Tong Jianjun replied: "I'm fine at night, where do I get together?"

"Zhao Cong stir-fried, at six o'clock in the evening, see you or disperse. ”

"Yes, no see, no more. Tong Jianjun smiled bitterly and hung up the phone.

Looking at the spacious space at home, there was no one except himself, Tong Jianjun couldn't help but feel deeply lonely. Four years ago, my parents went to the UK to do business, and even took Tong Xinyi, the eldest child of the Tong family, to study in the UK, and Tong Jianjun was the only one left in the family of four to stay in Muqiao City to study at university.

The living expenses in college have always been paid to Tong Jianjun by her mother Guan Hailing, 1500 a month, and the payment is made on time on the first day of every month, and it has never stopped. But my mother made it clear that this will only last until 2 months after graduating from college, and then you can find a job, or not, your mother has raised you for more than 20 years, not for you to be an old man, and you will be left to fend for yourself.

It's already August, that is to say, Tong Jianjun's living expenses have been cut off for a month. In the past month, he has not found a job, and Tong Jianjun has barely survived by doing a few odd jobs. This is also his own sin, the college professional courses are not easy to study, and the software company has drawn you a second-rate university computer graduate who can't program.

Of course, dying to save face is the consistent characteristic of Lao Tong's family, to his parents and friends, Tong Jianjun claimed to have found a job as a code farmer with a monthly salary of 5000, and lived a fulfilling work life every day.

I changed into a cheap suit that I wore when I went out for an interview, carried a briefcase to look like I had just finished work, put 1,000 yuan in my pocket, thought about it and took out 500 and stuffed it back under the pillow. After the preparation was completed, Tong Jianjun rode the second-hand electric donkey he bought when he was in college, and rushed towards Zhaocong Xiaofry.

By the time Tong Jianjun rode a small electric donkey to Zhaocong to stir-fry, it was almost six o'clock. The three animals in the same dormitory were already waiting at the door, Tong Jianjun stopped the little electric donkey, and came forward to hug them. Sleeping together in college, this is almost the most ironclad relationship, the four of them have been together day and night for four years, and they all chose to stay in Muqiao after graduation, which is better than brothers.

Li Jiahui also took out a blue brick-like mobile phone to take a photo of everyone, saying that he would collect it well, and if anyone is developed in the future, he will show him the dick silk statue of the year. When taking a picture of Tong Jianjun, the mobile phone rang, Li Jiahui glanced at Tong Jianjun and smiled mysteriously, and put away the phone.

Tong Jianjun patted Li Jiahui on the shoulder: "Why are you laughing so lewd, is there something strange on my face?" ”

"No, no, it's just that I didn't see it in March and found that Brother Jun was handsome again. Li Jiahui casually led the topic away.

As soon as the side dishes were served and the wine was drunk, the conversation box could not be contained.

Several people are complaining about how the boss fucks up, how indifferent the colleagues are, how difficult the business is, and the society is different from what they imagined, and even Tong Jianjun pretended to be indignant and scolded the imaginary Mediterranean boss. The scene seems to have returned to the days when everyone was eating in the cafeteria and scolding the invigilator in the cafeteria, and the small box was full of a happy atmosphere.

It's funny to say that except for Tong Jianjun, who claims to be a code farmer, the other three are not engaged in careers related to computer majors. Huang Xuheng was obsessed with the second dimension and set up a cos photography studio. Chen Jiawei followed behind his father, saying what to make money and what to do. As for Li Jiahui, this young man was admitted to the civil service at some point and became a great servant of the people.

Although they are engaged in different industries, these four guys still have one thing in common, they don't have girlfriends.

At the mention of this, Tong Jianjun almost burst into tears, these three guys also had girlfriends in college, and he, with his 24-year pure yang body, guaranteed that he never had!

Full of wine and food, he ended the party in a "5S213 is long and long!", and according to the old rules, 4 people A dropped the money for this meal. Huang Xuheng and Chen Jiawei went back, but Li Jiahui found Tong Jianjun and said that he wanted to go home with him to talk.

Tong Jianjun woke up half of his wine in an instant, as if he had re-acquainted Li Jiahui, and said, "What have you experienced after graduation?" Let me tell you, although I have never found a girlfriend, I am not interested in men!"

Li Jiahui explained with a smile: "I'm not interested in men! Ahh ”

After speaking, Li Jiahui looked around, and the crowd had a tendency to watch, so he immediately pulled Tong Jianjun and left.

"My car!"

"The three-handed little electric donkey was stolen, and I will compensate you for a new good one! Now car thieves don't steal cars under 1,000 yuan at all, and people also have pursuits! Besides, riding a battery car after drinking is also considered drunk driving, and I'm saving you!"

Lonely alleys, dim street lamps, two men puffing cheap smoke.

"You mean that I am the kind of person with special abilities, but I didn't find it, but your department needs a talent like me very much, so you want to admit me as a civil servant, right?

"Do you think that civil servants are all smoking Zhonghua to drive buses? Money is hard to earn, is hard to eat, this is the same in any line! Don't smoke it! Lao Tzu is doing hard work, taking the money to move bricks, and five insurances and one housing fund are indispensable! Hou Wang, who didn't give you three yuan, is not bad!" Li Jiahui glanced at Tong Jianjun and complained incessantly.

"Gotcha, let's not mention this cigarette, what you said to me really doesn't have much credibility. If I hadn't been your roommate for four years, I'd be sure you'd be teasing me, what other special abilities would I have? Actually, I thought I would have some superpowers until I was twenty years old, but when I didn't wake up after my twentieth birthday, I think I would probably have no fun in my life. Tong Jianjun had a trace of sadness on his face.

Li Jiahui smiled: "Brother Jun, you didn't graduate until you were twenty years old!"

"you! Don't tell me you called me here just to smoke a seven-and-a-half Lan Zhou and discuss the matter of the second disease. ”

Li Jiahui put away his playful expression, and his expression became a little serious: "Do you remember when I first met you, I took a photo of each of you? That is actually me testing your dimensional band, normal people, should be α band, and me and you, are β band." ”

"It's a bit of a scientific basis, go on. ”

The β band means that we can go into some special places, see some special things, and have some special abilities...... Hey, Brother Jun, where are you going?" Li Jiahui looked at Tong Jianjun and turned around and left.

I saw Tong Jianjun waving his hand at him with his back, "When the cigarette is finished, I'll go back and push my little electric donkey." Jiahui, I know that some civil servants are under a lot of pressure, but I didn't expect it to be so big, you can go to a psychiatrist when you have time to relieve stress. ”