Chapter 531 of the main text, Lu Ji Shufei and the novel machine qì people

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"The scenery of Brokeback Mountain is really nice!"

Sitting by the lake, overlooking the night at the foot of the mountain, blowing the refreshing mountain breeze, Liu Xiaoer suddenly had the feeling of "being at the top of the mountain and seeing the mountains at a glance".

Brokeback Mountain was originally the territory of the Tan-American Novel School, but the Tan-American Novel School had collapsed last month and became an empty mountain.

Brokeback Mountain is beautiful, birds and flowers are fragrant, it is a good place for leisure life, Liu Xiaoer really wants to live here for a few more days.

It's just that the revolution has not yet succeeded, and life cannot be easy.

Liu Xiaoer is now the leader of the Shulin Alliance, shouldering the mission of fighting against the imperial court, and can only focus on the overall situation.

"Little Er!"

Just as he was thinking, a sweet voice came from the lake behind him.

"Jiaojiao, have you finished taking a shower?"

"Hmm. ”

"Okay, I'll get you clothes right away. ”

After speaking, Liu Xiaoer immediately got up and picked up a few pieces of women's clothes that were placed aside. Lin Ajiao can't see with her eyes, and Liu Xiaoer can only serve as her dressing assistant.

Holding the woman's clothes, Liu Xing walked to the lake and said, "Jiaojiao, the clothes are here, you can come out of the lake." ”

"Xiao Er, I'm going to get up, don't you turn around and peek, do you hear?" Lin Ajiao specially advised, she is naked now.

"Don't worry, I won't peek. Liu Xiaoer promised, "What's more, it's not like I haven't seen it." ”

"......" Lin Ajiao didn't say much, and slowly stood up from the lake, her whole body was exposed to the air, and her beautiful feet were lifted and she flowed across the lake. Cautiously towards the lake, each step stirring up the sound of rushing water.

"Jiaojiao. Be careful, don't fall. ”

"Am I that stupid?"

"Your little feet are as white as jade. Round and smooth, it's easy to slip when walking......"

"Oily Tone!"

Soon, Lin Ajiao walked to the shore of the lake and came to Liu Xiaoer's back.

"Little Er, give me the clothes. ”

"Good. Liu Xiaoer looked at the clothes in his hand, took out a piece of pink clothing with two cups connected to it, and handed it behind him, "Here, your bra." ”

"......" Lin Ajiao was silent. The little hand reached forward, grabbed it twice in the air, and after getting the bra, he put it on himself.

"Can you wear it yourself?" Liu Xiaoer reminded, "Don't wear it backwards......"

"Shut up!" Lin Ajiao snorted, and after a moment, she said again, "Okay." ”

Liu Xiaoer comprehended, and found the second white dress from his hand. Then he handed it back: "Here, your underwear! ”

Lin Ajiao took her underwear with her little hand, touched the underwear, and found the embroidered flowers on it. Put it on in the right posture.

As soon as she put on her underwear, Liu Xiaoer handed over another piece of clothing: "Here, your coat." ”

"......" Lin Ah is petite - her mouth is pursed. "Give me the lower half of your clothes first......"

"Oh. Only then did Liu Xiaoer realize that he was too careless and actually forgot about the lower half of his body. I searched for the clothes in my hand, and then picked up a small white Nene. "Here, your b-day!"

"What is B-Day es?" Lin Ajiao frowned slightly.

"B-day es is in English, which means briefs. Liu Xiaoer was strange, "Jiaojiao, you don't know English?"

"I haven't learned!" Lin Ajiao asked rhetorically, "Do you know English?"

"A little bit. Liu Xiaoer said, "When I used to read imperial novels, there were a lot of small imperial texts that described foreign foreigners, and a few English words always popped up from time to time in the text, and I naturally remembered it after reading too much." ”

Lin Ajiao was curious: "In English, are all underwear called b-day es?"

Liu Xiaoer said: "Of course not. The underwear is called pants or shorts, the short underwear worn by women is called panties, the underwear that is shorter than the women's short underwear is the kind of underwear that reaches the waist and is lower than the hips, which is called hispster, the underwear that is shorter than the hispster is called thong, that is, the thong, if it is a thong with a thin line, it is called g-st day ng. However, the most classic is the forced kini (bikini), which is appreciated by both the elegant and the vulgar, and is suitable for all ages......"

"......" Lin Ajiao was speechless for a while, how many imperial novels does Liu Xiaoer have to read in order to have such a deep study of the English culture of underwear?

Without thinking much about it, Lin Ajiao reached out and took her white B-day es and put them on.

After that, I put on a skirt and a coat, and a pair of stockings, and the clothes were finally all on.

Liu Xiaoer turned around and glanced at Lin Ajiao's slender figure, then raised his right hand and stretched it out in the direction of her chest......

Lin Ajiao sensed that something was wrong, and clasped his hand: "What are you doing?"

Liu Xiaoer said: "Don't be so excited, the collar of your underwear is exposed from the neck, I'll help you get it back!"

"Really?" Hearing this, Lin Ajiao's little hand reached to her neck and straightened her collar, "Okay?"

"It's a little bit more exposed, I'll do it. Liu Xiaoer reached out again and helped Lin Ajiao straighten the collar of her coat, and then pulled the skirt of her skirt, lifted it upwards, and aimed at the skirt, "Okay, it's perfect, it's beautiful!"

"......" Lin Ajiao is also very depressed, since she became blind, she seems to have become a child, she can't do any trivial things, and she even needs others to help her get dressed, "Little Er, let you help me do these trivial things, are you upset?"

Liu Xiaoer said: "It must be annoying! You are taking a bath in the lake, I am sitting by the lake but I can't peek, how anxious I am in my heart can be imagined, it is strange if I am not annoyed." However, in order to evolve into a high-level life form, I am willing to accept this difficult test and challenge. ”

Lin Ajiao said: "It's good that you can think like this." If you are obsessed with OO, then you will not be able to eliminate the bestiality in your body, and it will be difficult to evolve. So, when you are no longer interested in my immaculate body, then there will be a qualitative leap in your intelligence. ”

Listening to her words, Liu Xiaoer sighed secretly in his heart, I am afraid that this kind of realm will not be able to reach the year of the monkey, right? Is it still a man?

"Ahh

As he spoke, there was a cry of pain from the opposite hillside.

"What sound?"

"Let's take a look!"

Liu Xiaoer held Lin Ajiao's hand. The two had a heart-to-heart connection.

Sou!

The figure flashed. Turned into white and flew out.

After a distance of several hundred meters, the two came to a forest on the mountainside, and by the moonlight, they could see a group of people gathering, among whom was a man lying on the ground, his whole body black, who was the head of the animal novel school.

The beast seems to have been poisoned, and Dr. Cai Jiu is checking his pulse.

"Divine Doctor Cai, how is the injury of the beast master?" asked Gu Ash.

Cai Jiuzhen shook his head: "No." The venom has seeped into his internal organs, and the organs of his body are failing at an irreversible rate, I am afraid that ......"

Everyone was shocked.

Gu Shen wondered: "How could the head of the beast beast suddenly be poisoned, who did it?"

"The poisoning of beasts is his own fault!"

A woman's cold voice sounded, Lin Ajiao and Liu Xiaoer walked over, Lin Ajiao glanced at the beast lying on the ground, and said, "The reason why the beast is poisoned is because the 'human pill' on his body has attacked. ”

"Human pills?" everyone looked at each other. They all took the pill.

Lin Ajiao said bluntly: "I have long warned you that if you are willing to fall and do not want to make progress, the 'human pill' will become highly poisonous. The head of the beast suddenly became poisonous. It is because he is ready to betray us and wants to take refuge in the imperial court and report the news. ”

"Betrayal?" Gu Gray's face sank. Looking at the beast, "Beast Master." Is this true?"

The beast's eyes showed horror, and he lay on the ground and pleaded, "Master Lin." Help me! I won't dare again! Please, save me......"

Seeing this, everyone understood.

"How can this be reasonable!" Mandarin Duck Shenni said angrily, "Master Beast, I can't imagine that we were born and died together, you want to be treacherous, are you worthy of the life-saving grace of Lord Liu and Master Lin?"

The beast crawled towards Liu Xing, hugged Liu Xing's legs, and begged with snot and tears: "Master Liu, I was wrong! I should die! I am not as good as a pig-dog! You have a lot, spare my dog's life, I don't want to die, save my ......"

Liu Xingdao: "The 'human pill' is incurable, unless you change your past mistakes and change your mind." If you don't come to your senses, you'll just die faster......"

Suddenly, a mouthful of black blood gushed out of the beast's mouth, and his body convulsed for a while and then sank down and stopped moving.

Cai Jiuzhen stepped forward to diagnose and found that the beast had lost its breath.

Many people couldn't help but gasp, they saw the medicinal properties of the "human pill" for the first time.

"Amitabha, good, good. The Heavenly Machine Divine Monk said, "The 'Human Pill' is really a good thing, the more selfish, greedy, and ignorant you are, the faster you will die. On the contrary, if you are more selfless, indifferent, and wise, not only will you not die, but your brain will be more and more bright. ”

After a pause, the Heavenly Machine Divine Monk continued, "After taking a 'human pill' tonight, Lao Wei faintly felt that his thinking ability had improved significantly, and his thinking speed had increased by about one percent, which was really incredible. Taking a 'human pill' is better than reading a book for ten years. ”

"What the monk said is true. Xiao Yichen added, "When I was thinking about the Bodhi Mirror Gong today, I suddenly thought of a way to improve, which is a way of thinking that I have not thought of in the past ten years. Now after mentioning it by the Heavenly Machine Divine Monk, I realized that this was the 'human pill' at work, which made me suddenly enlightened and enlightened. ”

Gu Ash said: "The 'human pill' is indeed a miracle medicine, however, human beings have many inferior roots, and I am afraid that many people can die of poison." The head of the beast was the first to be poisoned, but definitely not the last. ”

Lin Ajiao said: "Survival of the fittest." Evolution itself is synonymous with death. Without death and ruin, it is difficult to evolve. How can we get a new lease of life without killing our past selves? Those human beings who are nostalgic for the smell of decay are not sorry to die. What's more, if you don't evolve, there will only be more people who die. “

Gu Shen let out a long sigh: "I hope we can pass this test." ”

……

The capital, inside the Imperial Palace

On the throne of the crystal hall, a graceful and luxurious woman sat upright, wearing a green Luo jade long skirt and a dragon and phoenix pearl crown, and her gestures exuded a majestic atmosphere.

This woman's name is [Green Ji Scholar], one of the most favored concubines of the Emperor of the Dynasty, and she is in charge of the harem of the imperial city. Recently, the Emperor of Books went into retreat to study. Regardless of the government, many things in the court are taken care of by [Green Ji Shufei].

"Grandpa Hai. Is the 30,000 Emperor Book Iron Army really annihilated?" Lu Ji Shufei's apricot eyes stared, and a pair of blue heart necklaces on her chest shone with a cold light.

Opposite side. A white-haired eunuch grovelled and was none other than the Gonghai Gonghai, the governor of Dongchang Jinshuwei.

"Returning to the scholar concubine Niangniang, more than 28,000 of the 30,000 Huangshu Iron Army died, and there were only more than 1,800 survivors. Gonggong Hai cautiously reported, "The Iron Army died tragically under the swords of Lin Ajiao and Liu Xiaoer. ”

"Lin Ajiao and Liu Xiaoer again?" Lu Ji's willow eyebrows moved slightly, "What is the origin of these two people? Ke Energy can't help them, Ke Aerospace can't help them, Jin Shuwei can't help them, and even the Huangshu Tiejun can't help them? It's all a bunch of rice buckets!"

"Damn it!"

Gonggong Hai was so frightened that he fell to his knees. The body trembled.

Concubine Lu Ji raised her eyebrows: "Gonggong Hai, you can't even kill a Lin Ajiao, how did you become a governor?" Also, the masters of the eight major factions have been injured, and they were asked to put them to death, but they still let them escape, this little thing can't be done, what's the use of raising you?"

"The slave should be damned!" said in a trembling voice, "Concubine Shuniang." The masters of the Eight Great Factions have fled to Brokeback Mountain, and if we launch a science fiction atomic bomb, we can kill them all......"

"Never!" interrupted Midorihime, "the atomic bomb is too powerful. I'm afraid that the entire Brokeback Mountain will be razed to the ground. His Majesty the Emperor of Books has always wanted to find the "Golden Jade Relationship" left by Mrs. Jin, in case the atomic bomb blows up the book "Golden Jade Relationship", can you afford this responsibility? There is no atomic bomb. You're not going to do things, are you?"

"Mother's forgiveness!"

Hai Gonggong lay on the floor, his throat moving. Said urgently, "Mother." The minion dares to recommend a person, and this person will definitely be able to wipe out Lin Ajiao, Liu Xiaoer, and the remnants of the Eight Great Sects!"

Concubine Lu Ji's beautiful eyes froze, and she said coldly: "Grandpa Hai, you are a dog jumping off the wall in a hurry, do you want to find someone to fool around with the palace?"

"Minions don't dare!"

Gonggong Hai's whole body trembled violently, and he swore solemnly, "Concubine Shuniang, please rest assured, this person recommended by the slave will definitely be able to eradicate Lin Ajiao and other remnants, and the slave is willing to vouch for it with a head! If this person can't complete the task, the slave is willing to apologize with death!"

"Huh?" said Midorihime, then asked, "Tell me, who is the person you want to recommend?"

Hai Gong said: "This person is from the science fiction school, his surname is Ke, and his name is Ji Qì." ”

Ke Ji qì, the master of the science fiction school qìtang, is the younger brother of Ke Aerospace and Ke Energy.

Among the three brothers, Ke Ji qì is the least famous in Shulin Jianghu.

Because the mainstream view of the science fiction school is that it is impossible for humans to produce independent consciousness, highly intelligent machines and people cannot exist, and there is no future for researchers.

Therefore, Ke Aerospace devoted himself to the study of quantum science, and Ke Energy studied energetics.

However, Ke Ji qì has a soft spot for smart machine qì people, and devotes all his energy to related research. Due to the lack of attention paid to the Jiji Qì project, Keji Qì has been unknown for decades.

"Ke Ji qì really has a way to deal with Lin Ajiao?"

"Yes. Gonggong Hai reminded, "Concubine Shu, Ke Ji is now waiting outside the main hall. ”

Concubine Lu Ji was silent for a moment, and glanced at the eunuch beside her.

"Xuan, Ke Ji qì go to the palace!"

After a while, an old man in his sixties walked into the crystal hall, wearing a white scientific research coat and a calm face.

Coming to the front of the hall, the old man knelt down and saluted: "Caomin Ke Ji qì, please say hello to the scholar concubine, the scholar concubine Niangniang is a thousand years old and a thousand years old!"

Concubine Lu Ji's eyes moved slightly: "Ke Ji qì, Gonggong Hai said that you can kill Lin Ajiao?"

"Yes. "Ke Ji is confident.

Concubine Lu Ji said: "Lin Ajiao defeated 400 Jin Shuwei, 600 Shulin masters, 30,000 Huangshu Iron Army, and even Ke Neng and Ke Aerospace were defeated in her hands, can you really kill her?"

Ke Ji looked calm: "Even if the grass people eat bear heart and leopard gall, they don't dare to deceive the scholarly concubine." ”

Concubine Lu Ji asked again: "You can tell me, how to kill Lin Ajiao?"

"To kill Gillian Lin, all you need is a tool. Ke Ji's face was still as calm as water, and he said word by word, "This tool is 'Novel Machine Qì People'!"

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