Chapter Eighty-Nine: Five Things
Mo Xie was in a good mood, because the Sacred Book of the Pit Daddy had finally announced that his main quest in this world had been completed, and he could choose to return in three days at the latest. Although I don't understand exactly how this task is accomplished, it is excellent not to have to do the troublesome physical work of the Sinking Island.
After leaving the world of "Fengyun", Mo Ye was naturally relaxed, and Xu Fu and other people in the 'Heavenly Gate' were also at ease, but they were afraid that they would be too comfortable to settle accounts with the Gate of Life and Death and related people.
It was Mo Ye who could suppress Xu Fu, not the Evil Emperor.
"There are five things I want you to do for me. ”
On the top of the mountain, Mo Ye said to Xu Fu in front of everyone. He posed in a posture for frozen shoulder patients, and looked at Xu Fu with a condescending chin.
"What are the five things?"
Xu Fu asked.
It is definitely not a trivial matter to be able to withstand the five fists of Mo Ye, Xu Fu felt a little drumming in his heart.
"The first thing is very simple, right now, the Great Zhou Dynasty has done something messy with me, and it is still preaching everywhere that I have hung up ......"
Mo Xie said slowly and logically, but before he finished speaking, Xu Fu, who had carefully learned the skills of observing words and colors in the past few days, hurriedly spoke.
"How can this be reasonable! This is a great disrespect! I immediately sent an order to the disciples of the 'Heavenly Gate' to let Zhongzhou change the dynasty in less than three days!"
Xu Fudao.
"What's wrong?!What dynasty to change?!...... I think this is very good! The old man is determined to live in seclusion and escape from the world, and this kind of practice of the imperial court has won my heart! The first thing is to teach you to help maintain the propaganda power of the imperial court, so that the world will know that I am hanging!"
Mo Xie snorted, and Xu Fuden felt that he was cold from his head to the soles of his feet.
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Xu Fu secretly scolded himself for being really confused, the reason why the evil emperor is the evil emperor is that he is "evil" enough, how can he use common sense to speculate on the evil emperor's thinking?
"The second thing is also very simple, since the old man wants to escape from the world, he naturally doesn't want to be disturbed by people again, this time there is no god that turtle Sun forced a group of little dolls to run to my mountain to mistake me for Qing Xiu, I am very angry, and I hope this kind of thing will not happen a second time!"
This time, Xu Fu patiently waited for Mo Xie to finish the full text, but after listening to Mo Xie's words, Xu Fu didn't know how to take specific actions at all.
According to normal people's thinking, the meaning of Mo Xie's words should be to let Xu Fu take the 'Heavenly Gate' up and down to protect Zhongzhou, and ensure that no one will stir up the wind and rain on the land of Zhongzhou. But after all, these words came out of the mouth of the 'evil emperor', and after Xu Fu's mind turned around, he felt that what Mo Xie was talking about should be to knock to death all the stunned young people who wanted to run to the door of life and death to disturb Mo Xie's secluded life. So he replied:
"Yes, I'll send more people to be stationed around the Gate of Life and Death, and whoever dares to disturb the Evil Emperor's Qing Xiu, I'll break his legs!"
Then Xu Fu got a second cold snort from Mo Ye.
"Ah! Wrong! Wrong! I will give an order to my subordinates: Do your best to protect Zhongzhou!"
Grabbing ahead of Mo Ye, Xu Fu reversed his words, and a layer of fine sweat had already secreted from his forehead.
"What's wrong? It's too light to break a leg! They can still climb up with their hands when they break their legs, they can still use a lion's roar to transmit their voices, and it is the right solution to abolish their hands, feet, tongues, and martial arts!"
What does it mean to be amazing? This is called to be amazing, you can see it, and Nie Feng's face on the stone bench at the entrance of the cave turned completely white.
"I'm glad I came early......"
Nie Feng snorted and didn't know what to say.
"Yes! I will strictly carry out my orders!"
Xu Fu secretly wiped a handful of sweat, and said in his heart that he finally didn't choose an option that was completely contrary to Mo Xie's intentions.
"The third thing is still very simple: the old man still thinks that your qualifications are good, and it happens that the old man is ...... seated."
Mo Ye continued, this time Mo Ye was interrupted by Xu Fu with a pale face before he could say a third of his words, but this time Xu Fu used to interrupt Mo Ye was not his words, but his actions.
I saw Xu Fu kneeling down in front of Mo Ye with a "plop", and he was about to untie Mo Ye's trouser belt, and a capital "resignation" and "misery" were vividly engraved on Xu Fu's face, and two lines of old tears burst out of his eyes. It is really sad for those who see it, and it will be sad for those who listen to it.
"Yo, you're quite proactive. But the old man already had a boy in his seat. ”
Mo Xie said that he was very moved, and after pointing to Nie Feng, who was sitting behind him, he rejected Xu Fu's hospitality.
Xu Fu immediately breathed a sigh of relief, but the way he looked at Nie Feng could no longer be as normal as before.
Not only him, but also the faces of the onlookers showed some subtle expressions, among which the nameless eyes were full of regret, second only to Luo Xian.
"The old man's eldest disciple, Nie Feng, has practiced kung fu in a mess, in order to motivate young people to work hard, I decided to let him fight with you every ten years, and he must not miss the appointment. ”
Under the attention of everyone's strange eyes, he waved his hand with Nie Feng again and again, and with a tear-jerking expression that could not be washed away by jumping into the Yellow River, Mo Ye played a 180-degree turn.
"Nie Feng, practice brings true knowledge. The old man has already taught you all the most essential parts of the knife technique, and it is up to you to how far you can play next. Hey, this old guy in front of you can take him down with one move. Your qualifications are not bad but they are not the best, ten years and ten years, the old man gives you five chances, if you are not the opponent of this old guy after five fights, then commit suicide, the old man can't afford to lose this person!"
Mo Ye said to Nie Feng earnestly, Xu Fu couldn't help but tremble when he heard that Nie Feng had learned the "essence" of Mo Ye's martial arts, and he felt that his whole life was not good.
"It's so easy. ”
Xu Fu didn't dare to show anything on his face, so he only muttered to himself in his heart.
A generation of heroes, a generation of grandmasters, it is enough to be like this.
"The fourth thing is simpler: the old man has an old relationship with the Dugu Sword Saint, he gave me the "Holy Spirit Sword Technique", and I passed the sword technique to Bu Jingyun - although he is not very good at practicing - the etiquette is still exchanged, I heard about Dugu Ming, you can watch it. ”
Dugu Ming Mo Ye must be seen, after all, this is the first time he has had the opportunity to meet the characters who have been covered by him, but he can't let himself appear too deliberate, so he has been planning for a long time before starting to implement the plan today.
"Yes! I understand! Dugu Ming will not live to see the sun tomorrow!"
Xu Fu followed the idea of the 'evil emperor'.
"See how big you are! The old man wants you to lift the ban on him! Forget it! Stupid donkey! Expect you to do something? Or the old man will go on his own trip!"
After Mo Xie finished speaking, the whole person rose into the air, but where was Xu Fu willing to agree?
"The fifth thing! What is the fifth thing?"
Xu Fu jumped up from his kneeling state, he hugged Mo Ye's thigh and asked.
"Oh, the fifth thing is the simplest: don't follow me!"
Mo Ye kicked Xu Fu and rolled down the mountain.
"Old glass, really welcoming. ”
He dusted off his crumpled robe and snorted.