Chapter 1 Why don't you follow the script?

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Since the beginning of the epidemic, the whole world seems to have collapsed, and Wen Jia's daily life is to watch movies, listen to audio novels, and eat with her iPad.

Monotony...... Bland...... A depressed life, day after day. As a cultured, idealistic, tasteful, and ambitious person, he always fantasized about becoming a star...... Statesman...... Local tyrants...... Rich second generation...... One sentence can solve all troubles, and one sentence can get everything you want, but reality slapped him hard and stomped him several times!

After noon, Wen Jia finished eating the takeout that she hadn't finished the day before, and decided to sneak out of the community that was locked down due to the epidemic while it was still dark.

Before leaving the house, it may be because he was too excited, and there was a vague feeling in the inside of the chrysanthemum, and he went to the toilet first, after all, if he accidentally made a noise when he escaped, it would be embarrassing.

The transformation of the substance was solved, and the residue was disposed of, one word

What about the paper paper?...... Why is the paper gone? Oh, I'm going!

Wen Jia looked at the empty paper roll holder, flute, stupid, he suddenly remembered that because the paper in the living room ran out, he took the roll paper from the toilet to the living room to wipe his mouth.

This...... Wen Jia looked at the rain head closest to him, but the water heater was not turned on.

Bear with it? What if the chrysanthemums are stiff and the fecal incontinence is swollen in the winter? Oh, I'm going to go, why am I just carrying it like this.

My legs are numb, so I can't just sit and wait for him to do it, right? Forget it, Wen Jia finally removed the underwear that came off her knees, and exchanged the smallest loss for the greatest benefit!

Woowoo...... Wen Jia successfully climbed out of the fence of the community, and hid behind the tree to confirm that no one had found him, he quickly ran to the intersection and took a taxi...... Go and drink mutton soup and go on skewers.

Hehe, it's fun to think about. 10 minutes, 20 minutes, 30 minutes, Wen Jia came to an open mutton soup restaurant, don't ask why you have to travel so far to drink a bowl of mutton soup, the epidemic, most of the restaurants are closed.

In fact, the most important reason is... During the epidemic, there are still taxis, this girl walked and took a taxi all the way.

"Yo, buddy, we can only pack now, we can't eat in the store, what do you order?". The waiter greeted him warmly.

Wen Jia heard it, hey, I'll go, I'll take the soup and walk back for another 30 minutes?

But it's all here, and you can't go home empty-handed.

"Hehe, boss, you see I'm alone, I'll leave after eating. Wen Jia discussed and said, I hope that the service brother can be convenient.

"No, buddy, we don't just have to think about you, but also for our health and safety, if you want to eat, you can only pack. "There's nothing wrong with what the waiter said, but why does it always sound weird?

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"Then give me 50 yuan of mutton soup, 10 more pot helmets, 2 spicy lamb trotters, 2 sauced beef, and ......", the waiter was stupid and asked

"Dude, how many days have you not eaten?" Wen Jiali ignored him and continued

"2 servings of gluten, 2 servings of cold salad, 40 skewers of mutton, 5 skewers of lamb kidneys, 20 skewers of beef tendons. The waiter looked at Wen Jia like a fool, in fact, Wen Jia thought very simply, it was rare to sneak out, buy more, no need to cook in the next few days, there is a microwave oven, and it will be hot when you are hungry.

Wen Jia didn't even look at the total price on the cash register, and was ready to scan the code to pay with a rich pocket, and scan it with WeChat, hey...... The payment failed, Alipay swept it, and the balance was insufficient!

It's a dog, why is the money gone, and I finally asked for 2088 yuan of New Year's money from my parents and relatives during the New Year, why is it gone?

"Boss, I'm sorry to wait, soon, soon. The boss's unkind eyes stared at Wen Jia very embarrassed.

Wen Jia can't remember why the money is gone, forget it, forget it, use nirvana

"Hey, hey, Mom, hey, it's okay at home? Is your community closed? I didn't go out, our community is also closed, it's such a mother, I want to pay the property fee online, but I forgot the WeChat password, I can't use the New Year's money you gave, can you transfer 300 yuan to Alipay for me first? Enough, I have money in Alipay, it's just 300, hey, okay, thank you, Mom." Hung up the phone, looking at the waiter's disdainful expression, Wen Jia reluctantly lit a cigarette,

"Ding Dong" The sound of Alipay transfer to the account, Wen Jia scanned the code again, this time glanced at the amount, and was embarrassed again!

310 yuan, why is it 310 yuan!

"Boss, that, why don't you take out the 4 pot helmets and collect 300 lines?" After saying this, Wen Jia couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into!

The waiter looked at Wen Jia, who was embarrassed, and then looked at the plastic bag that had been packed and tied, and said kindly

"Okay. "Wen Jia received a 500-point crit in her heart, no, isn't it like this in the movie, isn't it just 10 yuan?

The boss should be very generous and say it's okay, take it away, trivial or something, and then I'll leave in a fart, this, this... Why didn't this guy follow the script?

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