Is there anything more terrible in this world than death? Yes, wash a thousand dwarven socks -- Yucai signed by everyone except the dwarves. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The principal of Wu is Yucai, who is now in his 80s, and he is as skilled as a young man, and he can cough cough every night. Many times, and more good at maintaining handsome, as if only in his thirties, has always been the dream male god of the old lady and the little aunt, according to insiders, the dragon queen Moriel once turned into a human form to visit him and wanted to him, but that day he was forced to die to keep his temperament, because the influence is too huge to protect his kidneys in his old age, Wu is now habitually wearing a dark gold mask to cover his face to avoid being too coquettish, but his move has caused a lot of one-night stands in the capital. And those who used the dark gold mask to be proud of the spring breeze for a time were grateful to him. What his real name is, no one knows now, but since he was twenty-seven years old, he realized a unique technique, and after the gold fossils, the family has been living day by day, and since then he understands that money is estranged to him, and the truth of walking with a sword and eating with rice is mixed. changed his name and walked the rivers and lakes, this is an ambitious principal, who can eat with his face, but he chooses to eat with a sword. Today should have been another good day to practice swords, the sun was shining, the wind was beautiful, if it wasn't for that big thing, if it wasn't for the bad impact of that "trouble", if it wasn't for the fact that he didn't find himself to preside. If... Anyway, Gru had to be punished, or a punishment that he would never forget. This Gru is really extremely cruel, has an extremely bad influence, and is extremely unpickable...... Kindness.

The conference room was full of senior leaders of the Yucai branch, and even the headmaster, who usually doesn't ask about the world, participated, and of course, in addition to the party Cronis, there was also a guest of honor, Kane. It's just that everyone is silent but their expressions are very weird, trying hard to keep a straight face, but there is always a curvature at the corner of the mouth, and from time to time the eyes look at Cronis sitting in the corner, Cronis can only angrily pay tribute to every "naughty person" with his eyes

"I suggest that a leading group be formed immediately and that Gru be severely punished for his bad behavior. I will be the leader of the group. Kane was the first to break the peace." I agree with the Nari leadership team, but I hope that Lord Kane can act as an overseer to ensure the fairness of the ruling, because your vendetta with Gru makes us have to hope that you will avoid it, and the barrier is a fair kingdom that does not allow for bias. The vice president of the Yucai branch is a scholar who likes to emphasize fairness and impartiality the most, and he is also the only senior member of the camp who is based elsewhere. So when he said this, he didn't know what Gru had done, otherwise he would have changed his mind. "Punish a p, just cut it with a knife, if you can't do it, I'll come after all, my wife and I.." The quick-talking Cronis blurted out that he was only halfway through his words, choking stiffly, looking at the circle of people around him who raised his eyebrows and was happily ready to listen to the following, he gritted his teeth and jumped out of the sentence: "I can't forgive him." "Maybe your wife may forgive him, not necessarily" and out of nowhere, a faint sentence floated in, this sentence detonated the atmosphere of the whole city, and people burst into laughter, only Kane, the deputy principal who didn't know the situation, and the protagonist Cronis.

"Shut up, what do you look like, and if you look at the high-level looks, you will know that you are ridiculing Clonis, now you want a way, aren't people just in front of the Spring Palace" Although Wu reprimanded everyone, the trembling of his voice still betrayed the thoughts in his heart. "It's over!" Cronis covered his face with his hands, "you guys talk, I'll go first, and the letter tells me goodbye." After saying that, he ran away, leaving a room full of laughter.

"Hey....I didn't mean to. Satoru apologized, but his chest was suffocating. After laughing enough, everyone has to return to the solution to the problem, killing and chopping, there is no good solution that can not only make Luo Muye not die, but also let him be punished, just when everyone is at a loss, the minister of life procurement said softly: "Why don't you transfer the task of rubble ginseng to the third place?" I have saved a thousand pairs of socks here, the treasury can no longer enter, and the rubble ginseng is about to graduate, and no one will do it." Everyone's eyes lit up, and they all understood that the minister of life was only because he lacked a fearless helper, a warrior, but this was indeed the best and best punishment. This punishment can be exciting for anyone who knows the inside story

"Wash your socks, are you being too partial, what kind of punishment is this? It turned out to be the vice-principal and Kane talking together, they just didn't understand the market, and the two angry people were about to scold everyone to express their dissatisfaction, when suddenly there was a foul smell from the room, and people had no desire to speak in an instant, only to see the dwarf instructor silently raise a sock, "Now, it's the one I wear on my feet, and there are a thousand more in the storeroom." "Your uncle Hogg" "Put on the idiot who let you take it off." ”… The few who were still barely breathing cursed. "Hehe, I'm just doing a demonstration" The embarrassed dwarf scratched his head and put on the weapon-level socks, "Just do as you say, I won't say it, let him wash a thousand of them, you talk about I'll go out first to breathe." Kane finished speaking in the speed of a young man, ignoring the window and jumping outside. And the poor vice-principal was foaming at the mouth of the ground at this time, and his eyes were blank.

This arduous meeting finally worked out an effective solution, and Luo Muye, who was punished, hated the minister for the rest of his life, even if he became a hero admired by everyone one day, he did not forget to emphasize that the person in charge of procurement and life in all walks of life should perform their duties, do not interfere in internal affairs, and do not take care of things that should not be managed.

It goes back to a day ago, and although it was despicable, it was a win, but a win was a win.

"Gru, although I have always thought that you have no ability, but today's appointment I serve you, in addition to escaping, your mind is full of foul language, unrealistic, and messy ideas, now instead of knowing fantasy every day, it is better to learn the way of infinity with me, and one day in the future, go to the battlefield to kill the enemy with glory and win a glory is the most important thing a man should do!"

"Then find a wife who is fiercer than you?" Luo Muye said suddenly.

"Nonsense I love my wife, I just put up with her. Speaking of his wife, Cronis said curtly.

"You can't beat your wife. ”

"Shut up, wives are meant to love.," Cronis growled

"You can't cure your wife, you are a strict wife" Luo Muye seemed to have discovered something interesting.

"Can we not mention my wife, let's have a fight, Gru. The annoyed and angry Klonis had already restrained his temper enough, and before his brain could speak, he had already slashed horizontally with a sword in his left hand and slashed at Luo Muye's right leg with his right hand, which seemed to be a two-handed attacking fighting routine. "Your wife is very powerful" Seeing Klonis rushing over to speak, Luo Muye hurriedly squatted and turned his right hand into a fist to stop the sharp palm that came from the attack. Luo Muye, who was squatting, successfully dodged the big sword of the horizontal batch, only to feel the whining wind on his head, but after all, he dodged it, but he underestimated the power of Kronis's right hand Even if it was just a simple palm, the powerful power was not something that Luo Muye could accept. The arm linked to the fist was broken by the force, and the ensuing pain made Luo Muye, who was going to throw out the medicine bottle, instantly change his face, and the medicine bottle that should have been thrown out was also thrown out softly because of the loss of the follow-up power, but fortunately, the potion had been sprinkled, but it was an ordinary person who should have avoided it, especially when he got the potion of the duel instead of the weapon, and it was just like that, the flight trajectory was so slow, Klonis also saw that he knew very well that he only needed to turn so lightly to the side to dodge it, so he didn't take it to heart, but when he discounted Gru's right hand, he was ready to release a new realization of his big move, "Breaking the Sky" Luo Muye was a little desperate, and the only opportunity he missed was already ready to enter the medical center. But accidents happen, like this.

"Come on, husband. Suddenly, a voice louder than a man resounded in the martial arts field, not only stunned the people watching the battle, but also frightened the two people who faced off, the most direct consequence was that Cronis, who could have avoided the potion, was hit by the heart, and the potion splashed his body impartially, after being hit, he could only helplessly look back at the powerful woman outside the martial arts field who was even more generous than himself, she was Clonis's wife, a person whose physical strength, gravity, force, and three forces were not inferior to Cronis, and even more powerful in some aspects of the horror existence。 When everyone saw that Kronis had been hit by Gru's treasured potion, they all mentioned it in their hearts, and they all stared at Kronis with full attention, while Klonis himself frowned and took a backward leap away from Gru as far as possible, using the Eagle Eye to carefully inspect every pore on his body in the hope of finding something. The strange thing is that there is nothing abnormal on his body, and the audience outside the stadium seems to have noticed this, and instantly booed Gru. And only two people were not disappointed or puzzled, one was to wake up people, and the other was Luo Muye, the initiator.

"Hmph, crooked and heretical, your potion is nothing more than that" said and patted the clothes that were splashed with the potion, Luo Muye was still a little worried, but now he is really relieved, he is guilty of this potion, I am afraid that you will not rub it, and you will still pat it. Luo Muye smiled happily in his heart, but in order to hide his joy, he had to pretend to be disappointed, worried, and afraid, so the Oscar-winning Luo Muye first showed a puzzled look on his face, then disbelief and finally a scared look. The expression must be accompanied by words begging for mercy. "Pretend! The woke man stuffed the peanuts in his mouth and muttered dryly

"Hero, I was wrong. After saying that, he began to fly around the field. Cronis, who felt that he was fine, angrily began to chase Luo Muye all over the field, Luo Muye ran at a speed of twelve points, fortunately, he was not so fast because he ran first, but he still hoped that the medicine would attack quickly. It only took a few minutes for Luo Muye to run and sweat profusely, Kronis was also uncomfortable, he felt more and more that something was wrong with his body, at first he just thought that he was running too hard, but then he felt very uncomfortable, there was a fire burning in his body, he ran slower and slower, and his attention became more and more inattentive Always circling to the female animals outside the field, and finally everyone also found out that something was wrong, Klonis's eyes were red, and he had stopped chasing Gru and stared at the beautiful eyebrows outside the field, which made people very uncomfortable.

"Where are your eyes, go up and fight, useless thing!" Clonis's wife was so angry when she saw that her husband was not doing his job properly, and he had to go to see other women in the duel, and in a fit of anger, she turned over the periphery like a tank and rushed straight to Clonis, and Luo Muye, who felt safe, saw this scene, immediately stopped and crossed his hands on his hips and looked up to the sky and laughed: "Haha, you will know how powerful you will be if you are hit by my Rulai great magic stick." But it didn't make a difference to Clonis. He was still desperately patient, and suddenly saw a woman flying towards him, and the only remaining reason turned to ashes in an instant.

"Huo" roared, his clothes instantly burst to reveal his well-defined muscles, and he pounced on his wife regardless of his bare board, and she was startled when she came to teach people, "Hey, what are you doing, hey, there are so many people, don't, you want to die." ..... (300-word scene description of harmony omitted here)

"Oh" was dumbfounded not only by Luo Muye and the people who woke up, but also by the onlookers, no one thought that this duel would develop so vigorously, directly in the spring palace. At first, she was surprised and didn't know who blew the slogan, and Cronis was even more excited when she heard the voice, and how many years had passed since her wife had been fainting happily, and she had always suspected that she was old and that Cronis was hiding from herself, and now she was wrong. And the little girls outside the field shouted that the hooligans didn't want it, and in the end, they didn't secretly look at it.

"What are you doing! I'm going to Clonis so big," exclaimed a minister who had come to maintain order

"What are in your head, it's time to look at this, hurry up and block them with things. The headmaster's voice came, but in his heart, he couldn't see that the old boy Kronis was so powerful.

"Scattered, scattered!" "Don't look at it with a little quality, go quickly" At the same time as the voice of the drive came, the headmaster Satoru cast a water mist technique to cover the two people who were moving in the middle. It's just that the principal underestimated everyone's enthusiasm a little. There are constantly sporadic magic attacks on the water mist technique, and if it weren't for the profound mana of enlightenment, I'm afraid the spell would have been cleared long ago.

In the end, it still alarmed the city guards in the capital, and the lively ones were dispersed, and the tired and almost collapsed Satoru only said: "Tomorrow there will be a meeting, and the camp will be closed." He sat down underground and meditated.

This is the beginning and end of this matter, Luo Muye, Luo Muye, do you expect to wash a thousand dwarf socks?

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