Chapter 335, Kangxi's Sexual Life (20,000 Yuan Plus Update)
"I've heard that if you eat shrimp, you swallow even the skin, aren't you stupid?"
Zhao Yan's face swelled slightly, she can't say that shrimp skin supplements calcium, right? Kangxi also has to understand! So he had to say: "What's wrong with eating shrimp skin? I'm grinding my teeth!"
Kangxi let out an "oh", raised his eyebrows and said, "You are a toothy child, and you still need to grind your teeth?!"
Zhao Yan's chest rose and fell in anger, "Dead Lao Kang, you are endless!!"-this most cheap guy!
Kangxi was stunned for a moment, as if he couldn't believe what his ears heard, "What are you calling me?!"
Zhao Yan: "Forehead ......" Although she gave Kangxi more than N nicknames in her heart, Shenma Kang Driver, Demon Emperor and the like, what is more than the dead Lao Kang. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Dead old Kang?!!" Kangxi's face was so black that it was about to drip.
"Ahem, I don't mean anything else. Zhao Yan said with a very weak heart, and as she spoke, she hurriedly moved her butt and shrank into the Luohan couch.
Kangxi grinded his teeth Huo Huo, "You woman, your guts are getting fatter and fatter!!"
Seeing that Kangxi looked like he was going to eat people, Zhao Yan hurriedly said flatteringly: "What, as the saying goes, beating is love and scolding is love......
Kangxi snorted in his nostrils, he dropped the Buddha beads he was holding in his hand, rubbed his hands, and said, "Okay, then let me express my love for my sister." ”
Zhao Yan's eyes were round, Mao, this dead old Kang, actually wanted to beat her?
Then, he asked Kangxi to stretch out his hand and pinch Zhao Yan's ear, however, suddenly there was a 360-degree rotation!!
"Whew!!" Zhao Yan screamed like a cat stepping on its tail, and the dust on the beams of the temple was about to tremble!
She covered her hot ear, her eyes were teary in pain, and Nima actually twisted her ear! This is one of the most vulnerable parts of the human body!
This dead old Kang, teaching her has always been like training her son!
No respect at all!
After screwing it, Kangxi blew his hand, and his anger disappeared, so he said lightly: "Be honest in the future!"
Zhao Yan sniffed, her face full of grievances.
Kangxi glanced at Zhao Yan's pitiful appearance, "Does it hurt so much?"
Zhao Yan glared at him angrily, and said angrily: "Why don't I screw you and let you feel it for yourself?"
Kangxi smiled, he approached and took a closer look at Zhao Yan's red ears, "Well, it looks almost ripe." ”
Zhao Yan was even more angry, "As the saying goes, a gentleman doesn't use his mouth, but if you do, you still laugh at me!"
Kangxi narrowed his phoenix eyes, he saw that the ears were really red, and his heart moved, so he opened his mouth and took the bright red earlobe.
Zhao Yan was stunned, Nima, you really talked! Zhao Yan only felt that her earlobes were licked and itchy, and she couldn't help but make her face red, Zhao Yan was ashamed, and hurriedly pushed Kangxi away, "In broad daylight, what are you doing!"
Kangxi smiled and looked at Zhao Yan's red cheeks, "I've been vegetarian for so long, I can't eat meat, you have to let me drink soup, right?"
Zhao Yan's face turned even redder, this undisciplined guy!
Kangxi grabbed Zhao Yan's soft little hand even more undisciplinedly, and said with a smile: "I remember that Yan'er's little hands are the most dexterous, and I ...... tonight" Kangxi's eyes were extremely hot.
Damn! Zhao Yan's eyes were about to pop out!
I remember that a few years ago, I half-pushed and half-took Kangxi with her hand, but she was so disgusting that she couldn't do it, so she wiped it directly on Kangxi's pajama pants. was then asked by Kangxi to wash his pants, and then Zhao Yan rubbed his pants for him......
Thinking about the embarrassment at the beginning, Zhao Yan was angry and annoyed, and she really wanted to dig a pit and bury this dead old Kang!
Kangxi blew a breath of hot air in Zhao Yan's ear: "Good sister, I really can't hold it back." ”
Zhao Yan snorted, "Can't hold back, won't you come by yourself?" Zhao Yan glanced at Kangxi's big hand, you don't have a long right hand! As the saying goes, a man's right hand is a man's first woman!
Kangxi suddenly looked extremely aggrieved, come by himself?!
Seeing Kangxi's aggrieved appearance, Zhao Yan smiled proudly, and her ears didn't hurt anymore, you dead old Kang, you still dare to twist the old lady's ears, you go to the buffet by yourself!
Facing Shang Zhao's smug eyes, Kangxi's face darkened by half, he suddenly raised the corners of his lips, and smiled evilly, "Aren't you afraid that I won't be able to hold it back for a while, and run to steal food?"
Zhao Yan was stunned and ate secretly?!
Kangxi was proud in his heart, he pinched Zhao Yan's soft chin, and smiled like an evil villain: "Serve me well tonight!"
Serve your grandmother with a mouth! Zhao Yan was so aggrieved that she really wanted to slap that dragon in the face, but she still held back! Although she knew that Kangxi was deliberately threatening, Zhao Yan just didn't dare to bet on this!
This dead old Kang must have figured out her psychology so fearlessly!
Zhao Yan gritted her teeth with hatred, "Wash up at night, go to bed and wait for me!!" - just like playing with birds!
However, the process of playing with birds is really tiring for Nima.
Is it easy for her to be a pregnant woman! With a big belly, she has to meet Kangxi's unreasonable requirements!
And Kangxi, this shameless pervert, was lying on the bed barely, and his mouth kept urging this: "Well, work harder......! Oh oh, yes, my little hands are great!"
Zhao Yan's face was red, and she was about to drip blood, and she didn't know whether she was angry or annoyed!
Now, her legs are no longer cramping, but her hands are so tired that they are cramping!
What a tragedy!
And this shameless Kangxi lived a life of sexual bliss.
As for the soiled bedding, Zhao Yan really has no face for others to see, but she has a big belly, do you have to wash the bedding for Kangxi every day?!
Alas, I had to give it to a trustworthy person to wash it.
Pity Bai Tan, secretly wash Zhao Yan's mattress every day. It's not hard work, but it's really embarrassing.
Although Bai Tan tried his best to avoid people's eyes, he was still accidentally seen.
"Aunt Bai, why is this brocade mattress washed again?" The first-class palace maid Chunying saw Bai Tan holding a wooden basin, and there was a brocade mattress in the basin, she couldn't help but wonder, she looked at it, and saw that the brocade mattress was full of white flowers, and her pretty face turned red, "This, this ......"
Bai Tan immediately tucked down the dirty face, and glared at Chunying with a calm face: "If you dare to leak out half a sentence, take care of your skin!"
Chunying blushed and said, "This kind of thing, how can a slave break his mouth." ”
Bai Tan saw that the spring warbler was already ashamed of herself, so she was relieved, although this girl was chattering, but this kind of thing, she wouldn't break her mouth if she thought about it.