Chapter 179: The First Narcissism in History
A flash of red glow had just broken through the dawn, illuminating the entire sky.
The birds chirp and sing happily in the early morning, and the early morning is also the time period with the strongest aura in the "Xianzhenmen".
At the top of the "Wing Qian Peak", the red figure didn't know when it had begun to wave its fists constantly. Since Senior Sister Taoli came to visit that day, Fang Ruge has to work hard to cultivate every day and complete the extreme task of breaking through twice. Such a high-intensity cultivation was only two days, and Fang Ruge could already feel that he seemed to have lifted the wall of breakthrough, but now the time has not yet come to break through.
Bang bang......
Fang Ruge waved his fist hard.
After the cultivation was completed, it was already about to enter noon, Fang Ruge used some immortal vegetables planted by Fang Tianyi on the "Wing Qianfeng" to cook some dishes with his own hands, and wanted to give them to Senior Sister Taoli to taste, in order to repay the friendship of Senior Sister Taoli for giving the pill that day.
Fang Ruge is actually very unfamiliar with the "Immortal True Gate", although he has been following his eldest brother here for more than a few months, but Fang Ruge's scope of activities is only limited to the "Yiqian Peak", these days since he was able to cultivate, Fang Ruge has been cultivating on the "Yiqian Peak" even more wastefully, and he has no chance to leave the "Yiqian Peak" to take a look outside.
In the hall of "Yi Qianfeng", Fang Ruge was very happy to see Fang Tianyi eating the dishes he had made, "Big brother, little sister, I deliberately made some more things, I want to go to the inner door to give Sister Taoli a taste, I don't know if it?"
While eating the dishes made by his sister, Fang Tianyi nodded, and after the food in his mouth was completely chewed and swallowed, he said:
"It's okay if you want to go to the inner gate to bring food to your sister Taoli, but you must remember not to offend those inner disciples in the inner gate. The inner door is not this winged peak, no one will let you and spoil you. ”
"Ruge remembers, please rest assured, eldest brother, I just went to the inner door to send some food to Sister Taoli, and I won't cause trouble. Fang Ruge smiled sweetly.
"Go ahead. Fang Tianyi agreed.
Leaving the "Yiqian Peak", Fang Ruge saw the land of the Immortal Mansion other than the "Yiqian Peak" for the first time in his life, and there were many monks walking within the inner gate. Of course, there are many powerful monks who are preparing for tomorrow's "Qiankun List" opening, hoping to get a place on the "Qiankun List" list.
Fang Ru was holding the meal he was going to give to Senior Sister Tao Li, and he was very happy. When he came to the inner gate, Fang Tianyi had already accurately told Fang Ruge how to go to the place where Senior Sister Taoli lived.
The current Fang Ruge was happily following the route Fang Tianyi said, approaching the place where Senior Sister Taoli lived step by step.
"Huh, this girl shouldn't be from my inner door, why have I never seen her?"
Fang Ruge was still happy in his heart, but he didn't want to be at this time, but suddenly a male monk and a female monk stood in front of him, blocking his way forward.
Fang Ruge was forced to stop, and his gaze happened to meet the man and woman. I saw that the male monk's eyes were completely long, one high and one low. Even the bridge of his nose, which should have been straightened, gave people a feeling of being oblique at this time, not to mention the corners of his mouth, which was exactly like being stepped on when he was born, which was really embarrassing. Looking at the female monk again, Fang Ruge was even more speechless, only to see that the female monk's face was covered with black substances as big as beans all over his face. The mouth is as big as two sausages hanging on a face like a dough cake, and the face is like a cake, and the face is a pair of eyes the size of beans, and the whole nose is big and frightening, and it is a face that has been completely put together randomly.
When she saw the true face of the male monk Lushan, Fang Ruge was still able to suppress the speechlessness in her heart, but when she saw this female monk, Fang Ruge was completely about to enter a state of collapse.
Sure enough, things gather like people, and people divide into groups.
These two people were the most peculiar people Fang Ruge had ever seen.
The female monk couldn't help but feel very unhappy when she saw Fang Ruge waiting for her to see herself, "Why do you keep staring at this girl? If you are a man today, then this girl must gouge out your eyeballs, as if she has never seen a beautiful woman." ”
Three black lines appeared directly on Fang Ruge's head. Why is this woman so narcissistic?
Seeing Fang Ru Song was silent. The friar then said, "Why do you keep staring at this girl? ”
Fang Ruge was completely speechless, obviously you were in the way of this girl, and now let this girl get away. Does that make sense?
Thinking that the dishes he made for Sister Taoli were about to get cold, Fang Ruge was even more eager to find Sister Taoli's residence, so he said, "Please also ask this girl to get out of the way, I'm about to pass by." ”
"Get out of the way, I won't let this girl, or you get out of the way. "Almost roaring.
"That's it, look at your ugly appearance, don't dirty my wife's place, don't hurry up and get away from it. The monk, who had never spoken, shouted as well.
Heh, it's really like things to gather people in groups, what kind of people marry what kind of wives, it's really embarrassing.
Seeing that Fang Ruge hadn't meant to leave, the female monk shouted again, "Don't hurry up and get out." It doesn't look like you are a disciple of the inner gate at all, but you still have the courage to refuse to leave when you see the two of us. ”
"I'll go, a person who is not an inner disciple actually dares to underestimate the two of us, my wife, it seems that the two of us are going to establish our prestige, otherwise everyone will not be afraid to see us. The monk said.
"Also, this ugly girl actually refuses to leave when she sees such a beautiful and handsome person as us. The friar seemed to suddenly think of something, "Ah, could it be that this ugly girl was attracted by your handsome and dashing appearance, and couldn't help but make a promise?"
The female monk said this, but a smile suddenly appeared on the male monk's face, "This is a very possible thing, thinking that such a handsome and dashing man as me is simply rare in the world, and such an ugly girl will naturally love me to death when she sees such a handsome guy as me." ”
Fang Ruge was simply speechless to death, how could these two people be so narcissistic?
Suddenly, Fang Ruge thought that the reason why the so-called monks left when they saw them in the mouths of these two people was probably because the two people here looked really sorry, and besides, these two people were surprisingly narcissistic, and they were simply narcissistic to a very great place, and they were already the number one narcissist in the sky.
As soon as the female monk heard the male monk's words, her face immediately turned unsightly, and she didn't pay attention to Fang Ruge's face in front of her who was about to collapse, and was busy pulling the male monk, and said shyly:
"Brother Li, can't you like this ugly girl, look at her so ugly. ”
"Know, know, how can I like this ugly girl and not like you, a beauty, rest assured, rest assured. The monk comforted.
Fang Ruge couldn't stand these two people at all, and shouted directly: "Are you two finished? It's disgusting to me." ”
"**, you ugly girl, who is disgusting to you?ah? dare to be presumptuous on your uncle and my territory, it seems that it is not okay not to punish and punish you ugly girl today" The male monk drank directly, looking very angry, and had turned into a black face, but it looked even more ugly.
It was over, Fang Ruge only remembered at this time that Fang Tianyi had repeatedly told him not to cause trouble in the inner gate before leaving, but now, he was very sure that these two very, very special looking people were inner disciples. Wouldn't it be self-defeating for a monk who had just been able to cultivate to fight against two inner disciples?
However, if he wanted to let himself get out of the way directly like that male monk, wouldn't he not be able to mix in the "Immortal True Gate" in the future, thinking that he would have to enter the outer gate in the future, Fang Ruge was even more sure, this time he must not compromise.
Fang Ruge looked at the male monk and the female monk with firm eyes, "I want to see if you teach me a lesson or if Aunt Ben and Grandma I give you a lesson, if you know each other, hurry up and give Aunt and Grandma me a little away." ”
Fang Ruge immediately spread his legs and put on a posture ready to fight.
Because of Fang Ruge's behavior, the male monk and the female monk became interested. In the past, those outer disciples ran away directly when they saw the two of them, and even the inner disciples were no exception, but now this ugly girl dared to directly challenge the two of them, which was really interesting.
"It's just the strength of the six-fold body mirror, and you dare to challenge the two of me, it's really inferior. The friar didn't even look at Fang Ruge with straight eyes.
The monks and women didn't know that the monks who ran away when they saw them were not afraid of their strength at all, but because they were afraid of their narcissistic appearance, which was really infinitely embarrassing.
On who is the most narcissistic in the "Xianzhenmen", it should be these two.
"What about the Sixfold Quenching Mirror? The Sixfold Quenching Mirror won't prevent me from winning against you two at all. Fang Ruge said confidently.
"Fart!" roared the friar.
"As the song said, what about the six-fold quenching mirror? At this time, Senior Sister Taoli didn't know when it came into Fang Ruge's eyes.
"Sister Taoli, why did you appear here?" Fang Ruge didn't expect to see Senior Sister Taoli here.
"Taoli ?!!" When the male monk and the female monk saw the figure of Senior Sister Taoli appear, they collapsed directly, and Senior Sister Taoli was the least afraid of these two people in the inner door. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )