"Uh-huh!"

Just this time, the poor Mr. Zhuangyuan felt a burst of anger, as if he had hit a wall, not only did he fail to move forward in the slightest, but he was almost hurt by the reaction force. 23S. Fastest update

"Hmph! A muscular is in good health. The ignorant and fearless Kenyon Martin really grasped the ultimate meaning of self-comfort, and immediately let his mood that had been depressed for a second shine again.

Since it was not enough to snatch food with his body alone, Martin immediately changed his strategy, using the proud crab step he had just learned from Kidd, and pouted his ass for a long time.

He was cool, but it hurt Dampotter behind him, because he kept twisting his hips and scratching his head. His ass was aimed at Dampoter's lower body, and this rubbing made Dampotter suddenly have an erection feeling. The guy below also reacted, and Dampotter and his brother were extremely reluctantly exposed to the field.

"Yes!" Feeling that there was something threatening his chrysanthemum behind him, Martin immediately reacted, Dampot's reputation in the league has been heard for a long time, and Martin, who felt that he had suffered a great humiliation, was angry.

The footsteps below are becoming more and more psychedelic, the swinging buttocks are twisted so that it is called a full fun, and the fans in the stadium who twist left and right and twist the coquettish energy are stunned. I've seen a brawl on the pitch and I've really never seen a tease on the pitch, and this girl is a little too coquettish.

Finally, Kenyon Martin felt satisfied, and when Darmsport was about to explode, Martin finally ended the persecution of the innocent fans on the scene and turned around. Dampoter only felt that the soles of his feet were starting to feel cold, and the brother who had been tense just now immediately lay on his stomach.

"Die!" Martin jumped confidently.

When he really woke up the dreamer with a word, Dampot immediately recovered from the shock of the poor reputation, and then thought of the humiliation he had just suffered, and the Haitian suddenly went berserk. The soles of Dampoter's feet flew up with a "rub" as if they had been loaded into a rocket, and the big slap was like a fan slapping at the shameless man in front of him.

"Smack!"

A loud cry of ghosts and gods was like a thunderbolt across the entire Vochovia Center, which stimulated the eardrums of the audience.

"How is that possible!?" Kenyon Martin was completely dumbfounded, and a very ridiculous idea suddenly popped into his head.

Dampotter's face was full of grievances when he landed, and he reached out and grabbed Martin's collar and yelled, "You stinky rascal!

Such an absurd scene is probably not played in Mr. Chaplin's comedy, the audience at the scene after ten seconds of petrification suddenly burst into a burst of earth-shattering laughter, if it were not for the Vochovia Center's shed is still sturdy, it is estimated that the audience will be able to watch the game while watching the stars.

Vanessa was lying in Lamar's arms, her bowels were about to be knotted with laughter, she had always paid attention to her image outside, and she was also smiling very unladylike at this time, and it was estimated that she had never seen such a ridiculous thing.

Dampotter on the pitch probably realized that he had said the wrong thing, but fortunately he was thick enough not to feel embarrassed, and continued to chase the referee and yell, "Sir, I swear to God I didn't lie, he was a hooligan." ”

The referee doesn't care about him so much, this game was so chaotic from the beginning, as a referee, his face is also lost, and of course his face will not look good at this time. Probably the referee felt that Dampotter interfered with the normal progress of the game, not only did not pay the slightest attention to Dampoter's protests, but also sentenced him to a trumped-up foul, which made Dampotter depressed for a while!

"shirt!" Kenyon Martin was now desperate to save his face, and roughly pushed McMiller, who was about to take a technical free throw, to the side, and forced himself to stand on the free throw line. McMiller has been an honest kid since he played in college, and he can only swallow his anger when he sees this.

The referee frowned, and when he saw that the game was finally back on the right track, he didn't think much about it, and threw the ball to Kenyon Martin. Kenyon Martin grabbed the basketball, let out a breath of turbidity, and raised the ball over his head with both hands. Suddenly he realized that he had a very serious problem, he didn't seem to be good at the challenging job of shooting free throws. The moment the ball was shot, he had a new idea, and it was much more awesome than throwing the ball in.

Self-throwing and self-grabbing baskets, what a great plan.

"Bang!"

As expected, the basketball smashed on the hoop, and this skinless and faceless basketball champion was actually proud of it for several seconds.

"Ahh Kenyon Martin's heart was so beautiful at this time that if it weren't for the fact that there were so many people at the scene, he would definitely find a few flesh and bones to celebrate. It's just that one thing makes him feel a little strange, this rebound seems to be too easy for him to grab, and it's not too perfect.

"Why wasn't there any applause, and why didn't there be any reaction after the ball went in?" Martin seemed to realize a very similar problem, the ball seemed to be a technical foul free throw. Since it is a technical foul free throw, it means that no one is ready to grab the rebound when the free throw is made, so since he grabbed and made up for the ball, what does this situation mean?

At this time, the directors of the world's televised broadcasts couldn't wait, and directly added a line of artistic words to Kenyon Martin's position on the TV screen.

The referee was also very angry, and glared fiercely at the brainless Kenyon Martin. The game is already messy enough, and you're still here to make trouble for me, are you ugly from the circus, or are you a rescuer sent by the monkeys?

Kenyon Martin wasn't too stupid, and he also reflected that he knew that he had done something stupid, and he could only bear the resentful glance of the referee silently.

"That idiot is here for free throws, it's your free throws now, whatever stupid thing you want!"

Without saying a word, Martin went to the free-throw line again.

The scene had already burst into laughter, and Vanessa laughed even more after Lamar's explanation, and lay in Lamar's arms, letting Lamar rub her belly. Probably she had never seen such a loving person, so she finally got angry and couldn't wait to make a request to Lamar. In the future, as long as it is a game against the Nets, whether it is home or away, she will go to it all. Martin is so comical and talented in comedy, it's a shame not to go to Hollywood or Broadway to do comedy!

"Bang!" The first undoubtedly missed the penalty, or three non-sticks, and the falling basketball happened to hit the referee's bald head, and the audience burst into laughter.

The referee was also very depressed, glared at Martin again, and threw the ball over his next three. Martin saw that today's face loss was too great, and his mind became lively again, eager to regain face, although the plan just now turned out to be a fool, but in his opinion it was still completely feasible.

"Bang!"

"Ahh

"What is this guy going to do?" the referee looked at Kenyon Martin, who was already flying, and his eyes were already spewing fire.

Seeing that his hands were about to touch the basketball, Martin was now in a state of excitement, only this time he was not facing the constraints of rules, but another mountain that he could not overcome.

Just as Martin was about to succeed in his self-funding, Dampot suddenly came out of the diagonal side, crossed between him and the basketball and grabbed the ball in his hand. Then he put the ball on his waist with both hands and pressed his abdomen, and his buttocks seemed to be inadvertently pushed back.

"Ahh

Kenyon Martin felt like his world was collapsing, Dampot's ass was right in his abdomen, and the unspeakable pain nearly tore him apart. What made him even more unbearable was nausea and nausea, and this guy almost spit out the substance he had eaten yesterday morning out of his mouth.

"Fight back!"

After hitting the ground, Dampot ignored Kenyon Martin, who was already lying on the ground and wailing, and threw the ball forward. With a cramp in his stomach while laughing, Battier received the basketball and threw the ball in three consecutive times without being guarded.

Finally scored again, and the referee suddenly had the urge to cry, but the head coaches of both sides wanted to cry without tears at this time, thinking that the biggest stain in their coaching career was today.

Although the score changed for nearly three minutes, the audience at the scene did not care at all. In their opinion, the burlesque starring Dampot and Kenyon Martin was more exciting than the boring game.

The chaos continued, and both sides seemed to be focused on the funny. The nature of today's game has completely changed, the victory or defeat is not the weight of the game, it seems that whoever can make the audience laugh is the MVP tonight, and all kinds of accidents and mistakes are endless.

In fact, the players on both sides are also very puzzled, they don't know what is going on today? Obviously, a layup that is extremely simple, will actually slide out of the frame, and they have already grabbed the rebound in their hands, but they always get out of the way. It wasn't until 10 minutes into the game that the Old Birds' Jaric realized what was wrong.

"Please, coach, get rid of that idiot, or we'll all be able to play!" Jaric hated Kenyon Martin, who was still asking for the ball on the inside and constantly pointing fingers. The head coach of the sophomore team also came to his senses, waved a big hand and called a timeout, and then replaced Kenyon Martin despite his protests.

Now the game is finally normal. It was all because the players wanted to laugh just when they saw Kenyon Martin's festive face, so where did the players still have the heart to play? Now that Kenyon Martin is gone, the world is quiet. (To be continued.) )