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Looking at Tang Yue's playful eyes, Tang Wen felt that he couldn't admit defeat. The pen "Fun" www.biquge.info tried to recall what he saw on the Internet, and tried his best to say lightly: "It's a kind of whiskey." ”

"Hahaha......" Tang Yue let go of his chin, not caring about his image at all, and the flowers and branches of laughter trembled.

Tang Wen blushed: "That may be my mistake." Nightmare、I guess I'm mistaken..."

"Hahahaha......" Hearing Tang Wen say this, she laughed even harder. The water snake-like waist bent around, making Tang Wen secretly curse her for breaking her waist.

After a while, she gasped and sat down on the sofa beside Tang Wen. Reaching for a bottle of amber wine close at hand on the table, he tossed it to him, and said, "This is Bowmore whiskey! Crack someone up. ”

Tang Wen felt that the last fig leaf on his body had been torn off. Very unhappy, he picked up the cup on the table and poured half a glass of wine, tasted it, and said, "Well, it's just average..."

"What did you call me for? I was going home!"

Tang Yue straightened up and said with a straight face: "My second brother's daughter, your sister said that she leaked, and the old man flew over today." I want to see you..."

"Isn't his old man here?" Tang Wen asked, putting down his cup.

Seeing Tang Wen drinking with his own cup, he glared at him before saying, "It's not that the Spring Festival is coming, I always have to go back to see my old friends." After all, the main relationship in the family is still in Singapore. ”

Tang Wen didn't care, and said curiously: "What's the matter, is there also a Spring Festival in Singapore?"

"Three-quarters of Singapore is Chinese, you said it wasn't the Spring Festival?"

"Isn't that occupied by us?"

"Far from it! The official language is English......

"Jingle bell..."

The two chatted for a while, and suddenly there was a crisp sound on the telephone.

"Well, send it up. ”

It was not too late, Tang Yue got up and opened the door, and brought in a few paper bags from the waiter outside the door.

"What is this?"

"Soviet-style fresh meat mooncakes, come over and eat some?"

"Well, I'll try it too. As he spoke, he picked one up and bit down. Immediately, I felt that the gravy was shining through the puff pastry, and the mouth was full of fresh fragrance.

"It's delicious!" he was a little surprised, he was usually insensitive to these things that added sugar to the meat. Fresh meat mooncakes, although the name is good, I have never thought of trying it.

"Jiangnan's fresh meat mooncakes are so famous, have you never eaten them?" Tang Yue glanced at him, letting the gravy cross the corners of his mouth.

Tang Wen thought for a moment and asked rhetorically, "Do you eat salty or sweet tofu brain?"

"Eh, tofu brain? What do you mean by bean curd? Is that thing salty?" Tang Yue said with disgust: "Of course the bean curd has to be sweet!"

Tang Wen didn't know if tofu brain and bean curd were exactly the same. Shrugged his shoulders and said, "When you get to the north, take you to eat salty and spicy, and you will know." ”

"Don't think!"

"Look, that's why I don't eat fresh meat mooncakes......" he said.

Tang Yue curled the corners of his mouth dissatisfiedly: "These are two different things, of course moon cakes can have various flavors." But how can the bean curd be salty!"

The two argued, but naturally to no avail. After eating, Tang Wen called his girlfriend to explain, saying that he would not go home today, and asked her to change the ticket online.

"You live alone in such a big house, what a waste!" Tang Wen walked around the house. After a rough estimate, I think that this so-called apartment is less than 350 square meters facing up.

After a while, Tang Yue, who had changed into home clothes, came out of the bedroom and explained, "This is the smallest house in this community, and the price is the cheapest. When I bought it, it was about the same amount as your antique..."Speaking of this, she changed her words, narrowed her eyes and said, "Do you also like that girl surnamed Ye?"

"I like all the beauties in the world. Tang Wen knocked on the panoramic floor-to-ceiling window, and seemed a little worried about its quality. "Are you married?"

"I said I lived alone, and of course I wasn't married. ”

"How old are you, shouldn't there be a marriage or something?"

With a bang, Tang Yue slammed the wine bottle on the table.

Tang Wen turned his head to look at her suspiciously.

I saw her say with a cold face: "Do I look old?!"

"Haha, how could it be. Auntie, you are more beautiful than Aunt Yang Guo..."After this sentence, he was stunned, how could he shout so smoothly?

Tang Yue touched his incomparably glorious cheeks, was stunned, and then became melancholy, sighed and said, "Alas, there are more people who call me aunt, I'm afraid I'll get older faster in the future..."

Tang Wen pursed his lips and calmly made up for it: "My sister is already twenty-two, and I want to call you aunt!"

Tang Yue lowered his face and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, watching Tang Wen's eyes become sharper. The latter continued as if he didn't realize it: "I still have a godsister, twenty-four. I'm going to call your aunt ......."

"Hey, hey, hey..."Looking at Tang Yue's darkening face, Tang Wen showed a mouthful of small white teeth and smiled: "Why don't I call you by your name in the future." The province called you old..."

"Think beautifully!Little bastard, come over and call 'Auntie' a few more times to listen!" Tang Yue's willow eyebrows were upside down, and she had the bearing of a female president. Tang Wen felt that her performance was far weaker than Tang Tang and Bai Qing. At most, it's half a chip better than his girlfriend. Not only is he not afraid, but he also secretly has a feeling that he can turn over and sing as a serf.

Tang Wen ran up to her, shouted 'Auntie', and then stretched out his hand to look at her.

"Why do you want a red envelope? It's not the New Year yet!" Tang Yue said angrily.

He smiled slightly, and said, "Then make up all the red envelopes you owe me for 18 years! Auntie, you are so rich, 10 million a year is not much, come and come, cash is inconvenient, just transfer it to me..."

"Why don't you grab it?"

"What a risk!"

The two had been bickering all morning. In the end, Tang Yue slumped on the sofa and looked at Tang Wen, who had turned out all her wines. I began to doubt my life: This relative must have confessed to his mistake, right? Well, now that technology is so advanced, I wonder if DNA can be detected?

"Don't touch that bottle, it's Bordeaux in the '90s...... No, that bottle won't work, little bastard, I'll fight with you......"

After tasting every wine, Tang Wen was lying on the leather sofa, his face was red. looked at Tang Yue, who was cleaning up the mess, and muttered: This newly recognized aunt is really stingy... Rolled over and fell asleep.

Tang Yue was so angry that he drank my red wine worth tens of thousands of dollars in the morning. At the end of the day, I'm still a stingy ghost? At this moment, I looked at his back on the sofa. I thought to myself, long pain is better than short pain, why don't you strangle this stinky boy here with a belt?

When Old Man Tang Lin arrived, Tang Wen was sleeping soundly on the sofa.

Also came Tang Yue's two elder brothers, Tang Bin, Tang Yan, and their respective families. A dozen people came in Hulala.

"Little bastard, get up!" Tang Yue shouted. But I didn't sleep well yesterday, and I drank more than a dozen kinds of wine just now. Tang Wen just turned over and faced everyone. He muttered something in his mouth, and continued to fall asleep without opening his eyes.

Tang Lin, who was full of gorgeous hair, hurriedly waved his hand to stop his daughter. A group of people stared intently at Tang Wen's face.