Chapter Twenty-Four: Zhang Jiao's Apprenticeship!?
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The threshold of despair is famous!
In the end, last night's movement was too big, first Lan Se, who was engaged in the experiment, staged a drama of "I will change the night for tomorrow", and then the refugees who rushed to Stone Mountain ate the heavenly food conjured up by the "immortals" out of thin air, and jumped back from the brink of starvation, so they were grateful to the immortals who saved their lives, and they hyped it up after they returned. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Now it's okay, this news exploded in the whole Huai County, and under the vigorous propaganda of having food with the holy mountain, a group of old and young, noble and poor people immediately rushed to the holy mountain in their eyes as soon as the morning dawned.
At this time, they found that there was an extra magnificent building on the stone mountain that they had never seen before, this was the immortal law!
Zhang Jiao and the others, who came again, looked at the Greek temple-style building, and became even more convinced of the identity of the great immortal they had seen last night.
Zhang Jiao recalled his experience when he was young, he studied under Nanhua Zhenren, and gave up everything to learn Taoism from Nanhua Zhenren, but this Nanhua Zhenren never refused to teach the immortal method, and always thought that your Dao heart is not enough, you still need to practice, the time has not yet arrived, and so on.
In the end, he even just lost the real "Book of Heaven" called Taiping Tianshu and let Zhang Jiao go down the mountain to study by himself, in short, decades of time have passed, and Zhang Jiao, who has never been able to read this book of heaven, finally woke up: Lao Tzu was deceived!
The so-called immortal arts are actually just some tricks, purely relying on brainwashing and fooling. In the end, I didn't learn any spells, I wasted a lot of time, and I don't believe in any gods anymore!
but learned the ability to fool ten out of ten,
When he wanted to go to Nanhua Lao Pifu Theory again, he found that the guy had already run away!
In line with the psychology that I can't be the only one who is unlucky, he decided to take revenge on the society, and he hasn't learned anything else in the past few decades, but he has learned ten out of ten the skills of fooling and pretending to be a magic stick.
And he found that these grassroots civilians are simply tofu brains, and their IQ is directly negative, and they can fool the other party with a few casual words, and they will be smeared with their own liver and brains.
So, he began to brainwash groups of people into his hardcore fans with the magic stick skills and good mouth cannon he learned, saying one thing to himself and not daring to say two.
At this time, Zhang Jiao finally understood how the real name of the old man in Nanhua came about, your sister's! Sure enough, it was obtained by this kind of deception, wasting Lao Tzu's decades of good youth, and he couldn't bear it!
It's a pity that when Zhang Jiao gathered people and planned to settle accounts with the old man Nanhua, he regretted to find that the old man Nanhua disappeared and didn't know where he had gone.
Unable to find a creditor, the more he thought about it, the more angry Zhang Jiao decided to take revenge on the society, so he made his cronies spread around the mission, hyped up his identity as a disciple of Nanhua Lao Xian, and at the same time shouted the slogan that the sky is dead and Huang Tian should stand to try to rebel, and planned to pull Nanhua Zhenren into the water together, the person who rebelled is a disciple of Nanhua Zhenren, then this Nanhua Zhenren must also be regarded as a joint crime of rebellion, I think you dare not be born to deceive people after a big fool.
In the future history, it is true that after Zhang Jiao's Yellow Turban Uprising, the old immortals of Nanhua never appeared again, and also, why did Zhang Jiao rebel? It must have been instigated by your old puppet! No matter what real and fake you are, you will be arrested and cut down.
In short, Nanhua Zhenren pit the first half of Zhang Jiao's life, and Zhang Jiao pit Nanhua Zhenren's second half of life, this master and apprentice are really affectionate~
However, now, after seeing the real immortals on the holy mountain, the Dao heart in his heart that seeks immortals has been ignited again......
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"In other words, you decided to apprentice to me?" I held my forehead, feeling extremely troubled by Zhang Jiao's behavior of kneeling and bowing to the master, "But I remember that you are not a disciple of the Nanhua Immortals, why is it still popular to worship the second master?"
Master P, when Lao Tzu finds him, the first one will peel the magic stick raw! Zhang Jiao secretly wiped his sweat: "No, no, no, how can that liar who doesn't know the slightest magic be as good as one ten-thousandth of you, only you and everyone here are the real immortals, your miracles yesterday proved your power, please Daxian must accept me as a disciple." "Zhang Jiao and his voice are used together, and his expression is very exaggerated but not contrived.
Zhang Jiao is indeed sincere enough, in order to show his determination, he even plans to dedicate the Taiping Dao that he has created for more than ten years, and give up his position as the sect leader to this immortal.
"What do I want to be the leader of the sect!" I immediately shook my head and refused, from the perspective of a modern person, this Taiping Dao is a cult organization, you let me be the leader of the cult, when I am a god J!
"It's just that the position of the head of the sect looks down on my family Darling too much. "Dressed in a witch costume, try to make herself look very solemn.
Zhang Jiao is a little clueless, is Darling the name of an immortal, worthy of being an immortal, the name is so unique. That's right, how can the position of the sect leader of a mortal be worthy of the dignity of the immortals, so simply......
Zhang Jiao joked: "Then how about asking Darling Shangxian to be the main god of my Taiping Dao?"
"Poof!"
I spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
[Grandma_sister (milk girl)] The golden panda who was sprayed on the face expressed serious dissatisfaction.
And the others at the threshold of depression couldn't help but laugh heartily.
"Darling! ”
Among them, Wang Zhongming, the two goods, held his stomach and laughed the most unconscionable, "Ouch, my mouth is crooked, I can't stop at all, Darling Immortal, you have to think of a way......"
I glanced at him silently, being laughed at, but I didn't mind being merciful, and was going to fulfill his tiny wish: "As you wish." ”
2. The goods are desperate......
"Although your heart to seek the Tao is good, but you don't have the wisdom root and the ability to cultivate immortals, you should go home. "I technically rejected Zhang Jiao, after all, our so-called immortal art is the power of the threshold of depression, and it is really impossible to teach it to others.
"Wait a minute!" Alyssa, who was dressed in a European medieval aristocratic dress, leaned in front of me and whispered, "Ah Shen, this may be an opportunity. ”
"What opportunity?"
"Didn't you propose to end the war in the Three Kingdoms in the shortest possible time, if this goal is still counted, then you can't miss the opportunity in front of you......"
"Don't act rashly. ”
Just as Miss Alyssa was about to tell the story under the gaze of everyone, Lancer stopped her voice: "Since the landlady has said to collect paradoxes honestly, don't do superfluous things, that kind of practice is working against the brain silkworm, not letting the host unfold, if you annoy the brain silkworm too much, it will be very detrimental to our future situation." ”
"However, if we follow the trajectory of history, many people will die. Alyssa got into a rare argument with Blue.
"It's just an illusory existence in the world, and only by abandoning that unnecessary idealism can we stand higher and go further, otherwise we will be stumbling on ourselves. ”
"Illusory or something, they're obviously living humans, it's Lanther, you're too paranoid. "Alyssa, who is so strong, seems to be a little angry.
The two of them held their own opinions, refused to give an inch, and finally threw the decision to me.
"Ah Shen, who do you say!" the eldest lady said in an unquestioning tone.
Anyway, I didn't even understand what the two were arguing about, and I always felt that no matter who I chose, it would lower the favorability of the other party. In this case, the only way to do this is to take a compromise approach...... (The novel "House School Park Anti-Piercing" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner "Add Friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up!)