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"Ahem, ahem, ahem......!"
Walking in the shadowed woods, suddenly there was a stinging pain in his chest, blood gushed up, Uchiha Itachi supported the wall with one hand and kept coughing and spitting out blood, and the dried persimmon ghost shark stood aside and looked at the expressionless but very sad and lonely figure sighed
"If you can, Brother Itachi, I advise you to let the horns take a look at your body! at least he's a medical ninja, isn't he?"
After the words of the dried persimmon ghost shark, Itachi shook his head and replied decisively: "I know my body very well, I don't need anyone to observe and treat, time is running out!
"Oh ......! what do you want to do!"
The dried persimmon ghost shark looked at the weasel with more interest and asked the purpose, but the weasel fell into silence, the existence in front of him who seemed to be monitoring himself, his purpose may not be as simple as monitoring himself, but how many times he was tempted, the dried persimmon ghost shark did not fall into the trap at all, laughing and playing aimlessly, except for not leaving his own range, almost did not interfere with anything he wanted to do, and did not report to other Xiao members.
Sometimes Itachi even feels that the object of the person's allegiance is not Payne, but someone else, but there is no clue at all to determine who is standing behind the dried persimmon ghost shark, at least Itachi can be sure that the dried persimmon ghost shark is definitely impossible to be a ninja who believes in Madara, because even Madara can't teach people to use the fairy method.
"Help me find Sasuke's whereabouts, since Sasuke was taken out of Konoha by Kaguya Bone Inakoji, it's like he's completely disappeared!"
After covering his chest and saying to the dried persimmon ghost shark, Uchiha Itachi turned into a flock of crows and disappeared from the sight of the dried persimmon ghost shark, a butterfly appeared in front of the dried persimmon ghost shark, raised his hand to let the butterfly fall on his hand, and the dried persimmon ghost shark grinned and said
"It really looks like I'm going to die!"
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"Chidori!"
The silver light swept through like a meteor, and a strong blue light flashed between the trees, and Kaguya Bone Inaqu dodged the attack sideways, and shot a bone spear with one hand to stab Sasuke who slashed past him, without the intention of showing mercy to his subordinates, and its purpose was to kill the opponent with one blow.
Unable to get rid of Chidori's sprinting inertia, he was about to be stabbed by the bone spear, but Sasuke plunged his arm thunder light directly into the ground
"Thunder Ring!"
Rumble......
The earth bloomed with thunder to form a ring of light, and spread to all directions with Sasuke's hand on the ground as the center, Kaguya Bone Inaqu smiled slightly, looking very satisfied, turned over and jumped to dodge the aura, and the five fingers shot out countless finger bullets in a row, and Sasuke was hit and turned into mist and disappeared in place.
"Fire Escape, Fire Dragon Technique!"
A fire dragon shot straight into the sky, countless silk threads burning and pulled and cut the trees, and then was controlled by Sasuke, who was ten meters away, to surround Kaguya Bone Inakoji.
"Fried"
Rumble......
"The power is really good!, but if Young Master Sasuke wants to rely on such ninjutsu to fight Itachi, it's still wishful thinking!"
Wrapped in bones, it was like a knight's armor, not injured in the slightest by the flames, and the bone armor gradually receded, and Kaguya Bone Inakoji watched Sasuke remind him.
Sasuke's body disappeared in place, and the continuous flashing of the spatial technique was cast, Kaguya Bone Inakoji frowned slightly, and his hands quickly made defensive movements, and the thunder light fell from the sky and slashed Kaguya Bone Inako, and it was as if the light formed an arc like a sword on the ground.
"Thunder Escape, Sword Emperor is coming!"
The body became pale, and purple light streaks appeared on his face to form a strange pattern, although Sasuke couldn't see it, he also saw something in his eyes from Kaguya Bone Rice Qu, and decisively stopped the ninjutsu he was casting, and the water curtain appeared in front of him standing in place, and his appearance was reflected in his eyes
"This is?!"
Sasuke's expression is very strange, Styx said to himself, the side effects will be reflected in the body, either deformation or let himself grow some strange things, now it seems that his condition is still good, in some ways at least he should be glad that his body did not grow strange things.
"Boy, it's time to take your medicine!"
An old man slowly walked out of the woods and handed a bowl of soup medicine to Sasuke, Sasuke nodded slightly in gratitude and took the bowl and drank it all, his expression was crowded together because of the bitterness of the medicine, and he resisted the urge to spit it out, and swallowed it strongly.
"Ahem, ahem...... Every time I drink this stuff I think I'm going to die! Damn! Don't you even want to add a little sugar to me!"
Even if he was cut by a thousand knives, Sasuke was confident that he could survive it, but the medicinal soup in his hand was only a small bowl to completely knock him down, his body was weak to lean against the tree, and he looked at the expressionless Kaguya bone rice koji with a depressed face, and Sasuke questioned him with extreme dissatisfaction
"Young master, you also know that adding sugar is pointless!"
If sugar can solve the problem of bitterness, then there may not be any need for sweet and bitter tastes in this world, Sasuke heard the answer of Bone Rice Koji, his gums ached faintly, although he knew that this was true, he was still unwilling, after all, he was not defeated by a terrible enemy, but only by a sense of taste, took a deep breath and closed his eyes.
"Your body is almost unable to withstand the erosion of that mysterious power, and it must be maintained and suppressed by medicine, otherwise the consequences even I dare not imagine!
Sasuke's ears sounded the voice of regret in the dark night, Sasuke clenched his hands, did not answer to the dark night, the other party was regretting his own life, although Sasuke knew that the other party was caring about himself, but he still hated his own incompetence even more, he has the most powerful bloodline in the world, and there is the most powerful and rich ninja heritage, with the teachings of the elders, there are countless secret treasures, but he still can't become the most powerful existence, hate is not others, hate only his own inaction, useless。
"Sasuke find a girl to impregnate her!"
Just when Sasuke was feeling guilty and blaming himself, suddenly the dark night spoke extremely seriously again, and Sasuke stiffened there as if he had been frozen into ice by the cold wind, and the next moment he was hot and shy.
"What are you talking about, sir!"
"That Sakura is not bad! Let her get pregnant first, so that if you die, I won't worry about the Uchiha family's inheritance breaking the incense! No, if it's a girl, it's bad, I'll arrange to find a few girls, you let them all get pregnant, first!"
It was as if the words of self-talk came again, not a discussion but a decision, Sasuke now wants to sew the mouth of the dark night directly, what do you care, this figure of his ancestors, simply does not regard himself as a disciple, but completely treats himself as a breeding tool, that is, he simply wants to let himself inherit the Uchiha family and spread out.
"My lord! No kidding! How can I breed like an animal!
Annoyed and angry, he wanted to stand up but couldn't stand up all over his body, and he could only unilaterally want to dissolve the conversation of the spiritual link, but the night seemed to be more and more energetic, and complained to Sasuke.
"Little ghost, because of your willfulness, the incense of the Uchiha family is about to be cut off, do you plan to let me go to Itachi to let him get married and have children? Hey, this thing doesn't seem to be impossible! But where to find a **** who can restrain Itachi!
"Your Excellency!"
Listening to the last unbearable words of the night, Sasuke finally couldn't resist the scolding anymore and interrupted it.
"What!"
Styx was still very dissatisfied with the other party, and Sasuke stammered and quickly compromised him.
"Say no more! I'm not going to die! I ...... It will inherit the incense of the Uchiha family!Please rest assured that you will not stir up trouble again!"
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Fire, thunder, wind, earth, water, the five words formed by the convergence of the five energies rotated in the palm of the hand, and the two streams of energy, one black and one white, were placed above and below the five words of the cycle, and the white energy turned into yang, and the black energy became yin.
"The power of the Five Elements of the Ape Flying Sun Slash seems to be the basic version of yours!"
Izuna appeared behind him, watching the game play of the night and asking him, the night nodded, the words water and earth converged, and the green energy that blended between the two with the other hand slid to the ground, and a sapling appeared and grew rapidly.
"Chakra's creation requires bloodline talent, no matter how powerful that kid is, no matter how powerful he is to integrate the five ninjutsu, there is no way to get rid of the bloodline restrictions, his limit is to combine several ninjutsu together, but there is no possibility of creation, but I am different, using immortal methods to create new laws.
The five basic energies of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth in the world of immortal law are more pure than the chakra, and the nature of the application is different, which fundamentally makes people's strong foundation high and low, but it is a pity that the immortal law is completely unable to be diffused and passed on, but chakra is simple and extremely easy to get started, this is a kind of gap, gradually chakra has become the mainstream, and the immortal method that should have been guarding human beings was abandoned by human beings themselves!"
"Mankind itself has abandoned the most precious existence that can protect itself, but has offered the items given by the foreigners as holy relics, but they do not know that it is not the gods who are kept in captivity, but the human beings who kneel down to worship the gods themselves and seek great power!
Izumi Na also sighed with great emotion, what the dark night said was right, it was true, he gave up good things, but picked up the poison that he thought was good, and was kept in captivity like a pig and dog, and he also called his own existence a god, this is the essence of this world, and it is also the essence of the night who wants to completely destroy it with open hands.
"The meaning of life is to keep exploring, the water flows to the lower places, the people go to the higher places, and the gods who are high up should also taste the role of being nurtured!"