Chen Tianlang overestimated Li Qiang's IQ, but Li Qiang exerted his ability to work hard and simple as a perennial struggle at the bottom of the people's class, and packed all the disposable toothbrushes, soaps, shampoos, slippers, etc. in the entire hotel room, saying that he would take them back as a "souvenir".

Devils believe it.

Chen Tianlang can also be regarded as knowing the prototype of the story of the satirical packaging story in the hotel in his previous life, and sure enough, the sketch cross talk comes from life and is taken from life.

Seeing Li Qiang like a devil entering the village, almost collecting all the things that the entire hotel could take, Chen Tianlang could only cry and laugh.

In the end, when leaving the hotel service desk, Chen Tianlang clearly saw that those service ladies showed a disdainful smile at him and Li Qiang.

And when he went to work that day, Li Qiang was refreshed because of so many unexpected gains, compared to Captain Wang, who was drunk last night, had a gloomy face, especially when he appeared in front of all the security guards with a swollen face, his gloomy face was about to rain.

After the morning meeting, it is said that Captain Wang called his companion who had been drinking together last night to the side alone, and only asked one sentence, "How is my face swollen, do you know?"

Everyone shook their heads, only Li Qiang said, "Maybe I was drunk and beaten by my sister-in-law." ”

Captain Wang's words were: "Fart! Your sister-in-law swollen like this when she said I would come!"

It can be said that Captain Wang's swollen face finally became a fruitless case, and he didn't dare to drink again for a month after that.

Besides, Chen Tianlang, the next day in the class was dull, but when he took the rest the next day, he was still lying on the bed in the hotel and didn't wake up, and he was woken up by a phone ringing.

When I answered the phone, it was Li Qiang calling, and this guy yelled on the phone, saying, "I'll take you to see the house today!"

Chen Tianlang was woken up by his loud voice, and he remembered it in a trance for a long time, as if he had promised to go with him today to find a place to live.

Feeling the comfortable Simmons soft bed under his buttocks, Chen Tianlang scratched his head in distress, what is this doing, it is so difficult that he really doesn't live in a hotel, go to live in that kind of rental house?

……

Within the third ring road of the capital.

Along the way there are various low-rise shops, the car is getting farther and farther away. Although it is only the third ring land, it has reached the junction of the suburbs. Compared to the rest of the city, it is fortunate to be quiet and refreshing, thanks to the tireless efforts of several retired comrades from the nearby community. It is said that it is the country courtyard of several large families in the former Qing Dynasty, and the traditional cultural atmosphere of nearly 100 years makes every family here like to decorate the courtyard with climbing plants, making it elegant and chic.

Go north to the 120 terminal for more than 50 meters, there is a striking and timeless kapok tree, behind the tree is a two-room red brick house, in the green shade, you can see the roof of the building, with an attic made of iron sheets. I have to say that this world is evil, just this more than 10 square meters of broken houses and towers, and a rent of 80 yuan is needed in a month.

Li Qiang lives in such a rental area, and the new residence he helped Chen Tianlang find seems to be here.

According to what Li Qiang said to Chen Tianlang, this place is a rental treasure with "beautiful scenery and excellent feng shui".

However, before Li Qiang bragged, he took Chen Tianlang inside, and gently pushed open the iron gate, and met the legendary "charter wife".

is different from the film and television version of the charter wife that Chen Tianlang saw in his previous life, there are no colorful hair curls on his head, and there is no cigarette in his mouth, the only thing that is the same is that both of them are wearing the kind of pajamas that can be blown and torn, in addition, it is the pungent fragrance, the waist of the bucket, the high hair, and the sensational chest, you don't need to look at the face to know that this person's appearance is definitely enough to taste and have a heavy taste.

At this moment, Chen Tianlang had to admire Li Qiang's courage and open-mindedness, seeing such a good look, he could even show a very fiery expression on his face, and shouted: "Oh, it's Sister Lan, hello!"

Hearing Li Qiang's voice, the landlord's eldest sister immediately smiled on her entire old face.

"Alas, I said bald-headed, why are you so enthusiastic today, you used to see me, but it was like a mouse meeting a cat. Sister Lan smiled, her trembling chest wiped Li Qiang, and she didn't take Chen Tianlang behind Li Qiang in her eyes at all.

If it weren't for Chen Tianlang's deep understanding of Li Qiang and knowing that he belonged to the beauty department, he would really suspect that he had a leg with an old woman like Sister Lan.

Li Qiang seemed to feel that this was too ambiguous, Chen Tianlang and Brother Chen were still watching behind him, so he quickly dodged two steps away, and said in his mouth: "I know Sister Lan, you care about me, come on, I knew that you were at home today, I would carry two catties of braised pig ears and carry a piece of beer to entertain the eldest sister, the eldest sister had better eat this pig ear, I have always kept this habit in my heart, yes." You see, brother, I care a lot about my eldest sister. ”

"Eldest sister, you go back and wait first, brother, I'll buy you meat and wine now." Li Qiang said in his mouth, and hurriedly gestured to let Chen Tianlang follow the footsteps and immediately turn around and flash.

Just as she was about to flash people, Sister Lan's big fat hands were already pressed on Li Qiang's shoulders, and she snorted: "Little rabbit cub, don't talk to the old lady, the old lady doesn't believe it, there are people my Sister Lan can't catch!"

"Yo, why does the eldest sister say that this is not a borderless matter, if you want to find my brother, just say it, even if the brother goes to the sword mountain to carry the big teapot in the sea of fire, he will definitely not curse his brows! I'll do something, don't worry, the eldest sister has an order, just say, I'm steady, look at the eldest sister's appearance, it won't be my brother-in-law stealing people, right?"

Sister Lan said: "Little bastard, what are you talking about, he has the guts to castrate his eggs?"

"Yo, isn't it, brother-in-law really breaded the second wife outside? Is that goblin so bold as to dare to touch my brother-in-law? Eldest sister, tell me, brother, I will settle this for you, splash her sour or scratch her face, it's up to my sister to decide!"

Sister Lan smiled and said: "Just by virtue of your second brother's virtue, you dare to go outside to engage in women, he is really fierce, the old lady let him, and she didn't look at his body bones, which was as soft as a water snake." ”

The farther away the better, and Sister Lan must not be allowed to mention the matter of rent collection.

Li Qiang hurriedly said: "I said that I can't blame the second stunned brother, who made Sister Lan's figure so angry, tsk, it is simply that the brother can't hold it, I really envy the second stunned brother." ”

Sister Lan's eyes suddenly lit up, she grinned, her eyebrows were springy, and she said with a lewd smile: "I said big brother, I really didn't see that you are also a commodity!" As he spoke, he lifted his right hand, cocked his index finger, poked it on Li Qiang's chest, and sighed: "I didn't expect that the eldest brother not only has a bald head, but also has such developed chest muscles, so elastic." ”

It's nothing to act as Li Qiang at the beginning, after all, since he lived here, he has seen this kind of scene a lot. But Chen Tianlang, who was following him, was different, he didn't expect the charter woman in front of him to complain, just forget it, and give it a sigh, the younger sister snorted, and his cold hair stood up when he heard it.

At this time, I have to admire Li Qiang, this guy can still laugh, as if he is enjoying Sister Lan's teasing. In fact, Li Qiang can't say that he is suffering, no wonder the second stunned brother is not old and decrepit so quickly, this woman is too sassy, replaced by her former self, she slapped her in the face, but now the hero is strange, the rent arrears are not three or two months, this year, the charter wife must not be provoked, you know, although it is only a house tower house, but in this expensive third ring road of the capital, the rent of 80 January is simply a legend in this expensive city. Cannibals have short mouths!

Therefore, Li Qiang could only hurriedly smile on his face: "Sister Lan said that she laughed, my body is bones, and I can compare with the second stunned brother, the second stunned brother is a famous muscular man in our land." ”

Sister Lan sighed and said: "Don't say it, your second brother was strong when he was young, he was a soldier, fought in the Vietnam War, and was as strong as a cow. ”

Li Qiang hurriedly said: "Alas, this is not a scandalous thing, why is Sister Lan blushing, it is really not that the second stunned brother has this ability, no wonder Sister Lan insists on marrying him so much younger than the second stunned brother, no wonder people say that the old husband and young wife are either old men and strong men, or women are fine, and there is really some truth." ”

Sister Lan smiled again, and her trembling chest approached Li Qiang a few more points, and only regarded Chen Tianlang, who was following Li Qiang, as an ornament.

Sister Lan patted Li Qiang on the shoulder with her right hand: "Look at your thick eyebrows and big eyes, loyal and honest, if it weren't for your sister and my poisonous eyes, how could those supermarket girls see that you are actually a nasty embryo." ”

"Eldest sister, you are cold to me, I am honest, I don't believe you asked this brother behind me, what kind of person I am, he knows best!" Li Qiang saw the opportunity to act, and directly threw out Chen Tianlang who was following behind his buttocks.

Sister Lan seemed to have just seen Chen Tianlang, and she directly omitted Li Qiang, turned around and stared at Chen Tianlang.

Chen Tianlang was uncomfortable by this old woman, but he still called him very politely on his face: "Sister Lan, hello!"

Sister Lan seemed to wake up this time, and immediately smiled, the folds on her face turned into flowers, and she said: "It turns out that you are a friend of Qiangzai, then you are also my friend!"

Chen Tianlang was cold, and Sister Lan also popped out a Hong Kong line in her mouth.

"That's right. What are you doing with him? Are you a guest? He is so slamming the door, it is estimated that you can't even drink a sip of wine, why don't you come to my house like this, I will give you a whole bottle of authentic Erguotou for little brother, and make sure you drink it vigorously!" After saying this, Sister Lan began to reach out and pull Chen Tianlang, and she really had the intention of pulling him home.

Chen Tianlang didn't expect that he would become a Tang monk and fall into the Pansi Cave, and the outline said, following Li Qiang to see the house, Li Qiang had already planned his words and said: "He is my co-worker, who works in the supermarket, and is also Xiaomin's boyfriend, who came to see Xiaomin!"

Sister Lan, who originally stretched out her hand to pull Chen Tianlang, immediately stiffened, the smile on her face did not decrease, but her hand loosened, "So that's the case, I said, how could such a handsome offspring come here for no reason, it turned out to be Xiao Min's boyfriend! Xiao Min's girl is so picky, her eyes are above the top, and she always says that she must find a big money, and she won't marry unless she is rich, but she didn't expect it to be ...... in the end."

Although Sister Lan didn't cover her mouth, she didn't say the last words, but Chen Tianlang also understood when she heard it, and probably felt that she was cold enough, after all, she was just a wage earner, a supermarket security guard, and not the big money and big boss in Xiaomin's mouth.

Li Qiang was afraid that Sister Lan would say something unpleasant again, so he coughed hurriedly, "That Sister Lan, I'm sorry, let's talk another day, let's go up first!" After speaking, he pulled Chen Tianlang upstairs.

Sister Lan didn't catch or stop this time, but her eyes were staring at Chen Tianlang, and she said in a slurping voice: "It's a pity, this young man has fine skin and tender meat, and Xiaomin girl has a good eye in this regard!"

……

The old building must have an old corridor, and the feet are stepping on the wooden plank building, squeaking, and even a little shaking, and it feels like it is going to fall apart at any time. As far as the eye can see, not only the corridor, but the entire building is collapsing. Chen Tianlang thought that this building should have a history of 50 years or more.

Li Qiang is familiar with the road, and the tower house where he lives is built on the top of this dangerous building with iron sheets, and the erosion of the years has made the rust on the white iron sheet and the red brick building have become one, and the two are completely a complete supporting building. This can't help but remind Chen Tianlang of the Korean TV series he watched in his previous life, there are many similar house towers, but in comparison, the house in front of him is much larger than in Korean dramas in terms of scale and construction area. According to Li Qiang's previous words, what he lives in is basically the presidential suite, not that the place where he lives is good, but big.

In fact, it is true that the entire roof is almost occupied by this house tower house, except for a small balcony in front of the door, and this balcony is also the legendary "holy place" in Li Qiang's mouth, in this summer evening, you can lie in the attic, carry a bottle of beer, sit and watch the sunset or the ethereal starry sky, there is a kind of crumbling atmosphere.

Chen Tianlang actually doubted that such a feeling and thought of Wenqing was not from Li Qiang, a bald guy, out of understanding him, it seems that his life is only three things: eating, drinking, and women, and other than that, his bare head has nothing else.

"Okay, don't stand, come in!" Li Qiang pushed open the door and walked into his own tower with Chen Tianlang, unlike the mess in the house that Chen Tianlang imagined in his heart, the whole room was actually clean and orderly, and the floor could be described as spotless. On a broken table that didn't look very good, there was a clean blue and white floral tablecloth, and on top of it was a handful of delicate and straight water bamboo.

Everything in front of him, for Chen Tianlang, who is clean by nature, a four-word evaluation: the environment is good!

But immediately Chen Tianlang remembered something, and hurriedly turned his head and asked Li Qiang: "You shouldn't let me rent the place here, right?"

Li Qiang showed a treacherous look at this time, and said, "How is it, is it difficult to live with me?"