On the way to Tianju Palace

"It's really stinky and shameless" Qin Shou scolded: "You are a low-level person, you shamelessly like your superiors, it's really, stinky and shameless." ”

"Who do you say stinks and shameless?" asked Twelve-Er angrily.

"I said you stinky and shameless, what's the matter?" Qin Shou replied unceremoniously.

"Why is my poet shameless?"

"You smuggle your sect leader, it's just stinky and shameless. Qin Shou shouted.

"I, my sect master, my 'Hai Na Baichuan Tianju Milk Dabi Liqian Gong Zu Zhi Anal Rhubarb Daju Da Ju Da Sect Master' has no beard, how can I be a poet?" Twelve Er said dissatisfied.

"Then you, then you will slap your sect leader's ass, you will stink and shameless. Qin Shou continued to tease.

"My poet pats the fart of my poet's leader, grass, our leader sits on a meat chair, and he also lets the meat chair carry him when he walks, and our leader doesn't ride a horse at all, where can my poet shoot his old man's ass? You, don't jump to conclusions, by the way, why is my poet shameless?" Twelve then quibbled.

"Then you're just slapping your sect leader's fart, yes, slapping people's farts, huh?" Qin Shou seemed to suddenly realize: "The 'pop pop' we have been studying just now, is it the sound of you slapping your sect leader's fart?"

"I, the man of poetry and writing......" Twelve's long face flushed with excitement: "I, if I can shoot our sect leader's fart, then, what a happy and beautiful thing it should be, ah." Our sect leader's ass, that chrysanthemum, that, what, I, a poet, beg you something......"

I didn't think that these twelve would have to ask Qin Shou, who has been fighting for tat, somehow?

"Ignore him" Leng Feng, who had been watching from the side, snorted and said to Qin Shou: "It must not be a good thing for him to beg you, maybe he can't shoot his sect leader's fart all the time, so he wants to pat your fart to practice his hands, you, don't really want him to slap your ass casually." ”

"How is that possible" Qin Shou covered his ass with his unnatural hands back. grinned: "People say: the tiger's ass can't be touched." Although my Qin Shou's ass is not a tiger ass. But it's not my Qin Shou's ass? Its tiger's ass can't be touched, can I Qin Shou's ass be touched? Its tiger's ass is an ass, then my Qin Shou's ass is not an ass? Is there a king in the world? Why can't it get along with people in order to protect animals, why is it not allowed to touch the tiger's buttocks? I just want to touch my Qin Shou's ass. Why? Is it because the tiger doesn't wear pants and has a hairy buttocks, and I, Qin Shou, naturally wear pants like everyone else for the sake of human civilization and development......?

"Forget it. Forget it, don't say it again, as for your ass can't be touched. It's still the tiger's butt that can't be touched, I, it's already very indifferent......" Leng Feng became more and more dizzy the more he listened, and the more he listened, the more he felt that his head was big, and he didn't know what Qin Shou was going to express, so he covered his ears with his hands and ran away.

"The literati in this poem would rather slap the tiger's ass than yours, but only if the tiger is willing and you are not. Twelve said with a smile.

"Damn" Qin Shou said angrily: "No one's ass will let you shoot it, especially, your sect leader's ass." ”

"This is exactly what my poet and literati have asked you for, the event. Twelve's excited face turned red again: "This poet literati, oh no, it's me, Twelve, Twelve, Twelve has something to ask you." ”

"Say it" Qin Shou didn't wait for any of the other young generals to object, so he readily agreed, in fact, he really wanted to know what Twelve Er had to ask him for, after all, it was still very cool to be asked for, and Qin Shou really felt it for the first time.

"Our master, how beautiful, long, ha,

Girl-like, boy-core,

Yin and yang are more real;

I don't know where the fight came from?

Who are Mom and Dad, do you have roots?

Giving orders to the chrysanthemum teaching,

rule over the descendants of the demons in the world;

Everyone loved him at first sight,

Twelve, I am the most sincere;

I love the Lady Chrysanthemum,

I love the Sect Master to put the roots;

I love the little fresh meat of the sect leader,

I love to teach my master the demon body;

What do you want to ask Twelve?

Twelve sons of me, just please keep talking, I and the sect leader wow, hehe, we kiss, I pat the sect leader's ass, the sect leader, also, hehe, shoot, yes, pat my ass, my little ass, be, the sect leader slapped spicy and hot, hehe, and then, you say, you have to say, me and the sect leader, yes, you must explain it, just me and the sect leader, what are we doing? Hehe, oops, when you talk about this, you have to slow down, I, I really can't stand it, but you have to say okay, you have to say, the sect leader loves me so much, the sect leader said, don't want the demon Wu'er in the future, never again, if you want, you want me twelve, yes, you have to make it clear, it's twelve, not twenty, grass, thirteen Taibao, where did you come from, hehe, I mean the sect leader wants me twelve, not five, the sect leader just snaps with me, never with other people, pop, haha, that's great, now, you say it……”

"Wow" Leng Zhong heard these words, smiled at Leng Wuya and said, "See, this is a 'transliteration' guy." ”

"Papapa, why are you here again, by the way, what is 'Papapa'?" Qin Shou wondered.

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Seeing that they all went out, the two beasts were a little puzzled, but they didn't ask anything, they just felt that Li Can's eyes were a little unspecial when they looked at them, but the two of them couldn't figure out why, so they walked towards their house with Li Min, Li Min said as he walked: "You guys choose a room first, and then we are decorating the house." ”

Bai Hu looked at where these juniors were going to live, and pointed to the one closest to the outside: "In the future, Dad, the children they gave birth to are all small, and it is inconvenient to take care of them if they live too far away, although I and the panther have just opened Lingzhi." But I was an adult both physically and mentally, and I lived in the outermost room. ”

After the white tiger finished speaking, the black panther pointed to the room next to the white tiger: "I'll be neighbors with Brother Tiger." ”

Li Min listened and nodded: "That's okay, it's the two of you who have the heart to be elder brothers, and when the grandchildren are born, I will let them thank you two for being big brothers." ”

The white tiger and the black panther laughed: "Grandma, it's nothing. ”

Li Min took them to the panther's house and took out the curtains in the space: "Xiao Hei come and choose, see which color you like." ”

The black panther and the white tiger looked on the bed, and neither of them dared to look at it. They also understood why Li Can looked at them like that just now. What do they do with the curtains on the bed? The two of them look like women though. But they're real men.

One of the curtains on this bed is emerald green, another is pale yellow, and there is ...... What are they going to do! The two didn't wait to speak. I saw Li Xiaosi walk in. Xiao Si smiled as he walked: "Hahaha." Mom, I heard from my second brother that you gave the curtains you were going to prepare for me to your two nephews. ”

When I entered the house, I saw the curtains on the bed. walked up and rummaged through it, then raised his head and looked at Li Min: "Mom, no, why didn't you take out the curtains you prepared for me for my two nephews?"

The white tiger and the black panther glanced at each other, and the white tiger said: "Little fourth uncle, what grandma prepared for you must be what you like, so she didn't take it out for us." ”

In the hearts of the white tiger and the black panther, no matter what color Xiao Si likes, it will be better than these pieces on the bed. They really don't dare to use these on the bed. At this time, their eyes were full of expectation, and they were waiting for Li Min to take out the curtains that the little fourth uncle used to like.

In that case, they could also excuse themselves by saying that they liked the color, and then throw these gorgeous curtains back into Li Min's space again. Seeing the expectant eyes of the two of them, Li Xiaosi couldn't help laughing, and the two beasts made him stunned with laughter, and asked, "Little Fourth Uncle, what are you laughing at?"

Li Xiaosi said while laughing: "Let your grandmother take out the curtains she prepared for me and show them to you." ”

Speaking of this, he added: "You don't know yet, the curtains on this bed were prepared by your grandmother for the four of us brothers in the past. ”

After speaking, he stepped forward and raised the emerald green curtain: "This piece is for your uncle, saying that your uncle's wood-based ability, looking at this color every day, may make the ability grow." ”

The white tiger and the black panther glanced at each other, and there was a black line at one end. But I have to say that Li Xiaosi's words made them feel better all of a sudden, just now they thought that it was because the two of them looked like women that grandma prepared such tender curtains for the two of them.

Now when I hear it, it turns out that this piece is for the uncle, which makes me feel much better, it turns out that grandma chose the curtain or something, starting from the ability, which is understandable, as long as the morning has the opportunity to improve the cultivation, what color, it doesn't matter, it's just that this curtain is here now.

Does it prove that the uncle didn't agree at that time, and now they are the first time they appear in front of people, and they haven't had a chance to go around the uncle's house, and now they really want to know what color and appearance the furnishings in the uncle and father's house are.

Li Xiaosi put the green curtain in his hand back on the bed, took the tender yellow one again, and said to the two beasts: "See, this tender yellow one is for your father, saying that your father has an earth-based ability." There should be more yellow in the house, the earth yellow is too dark, so let your father use tender yellow. ”

When the two beasts heard this, they remembered that their father ran away just now, and it must be now that grandma got the opportunity and began to talk to him about it again, so Dad will run, it's really unwilling, one of his elders ran away and threw the two newly baked sons here.

Li Min pushed Li Xiaosi: "Don't make a fuss here, you don't need the good things you chose at that time, you don't need them one by one, now I choose curtains for my grandchildren, don't interrupt here." ”

Li Xiaosi smiled: "Okay, I'll just come over and take a look." ”

He said so on his lips, but he was disobedient in action, and turned his head to look at the two beasts: "Do you know what color your grandmother chose for me?"

The two beasts shook their heads, and the white tiger said, "We don't know what abilities the little fourth uncle has now, so I can't think of what auxiliary colors grandma has prepared for you." ”

Li Xiaosi smiled and said: "I am a fire-based ability, if your grandmother prepared a red one for me, I would have admitted it, but your grandmother said that my ability level was not high enough to use the red color, so she directly hung a pink one for me." ”

As soon as Li Min heard this, he glared at Li Xiaosi: "Yes, I hung it up for you, but you pulled it down again." The curtains were broken, otherwise how could this bed not have the pink color that I originally chose for you, so that the two children have fewer options. ”

The two beasts tightened their hearts when they heard this, and said in their hearts: "Grandma, we don't want that option, and we don't want this bed." ”

Li Xiaosi was a little aggrieved: "Mom, don't blame me, are you there, you said, you chose the curtains for the four of our brothers, why did you just let them choose the three of them, but when you came to me, you hung it directly, if you don't hang it, I can't pull it down." ”

Li Min glared at him again when he heard this: "It's not that you boys are disobedient, and I don't choose any of them, don't I see you as the youngest and most obedient, so I hung it up directly for you, but I didn't expect that you dared to rebel and directly pulled it down." ”

As soon as Li Xiaosi heard the music, he said to Li Min: "Mom, I came now because the second brother asked me to come and have a look, I'm afraid that you will choose these colors for the two children like us, they can't use them, but the two of them are new to the city, and they don't dare to say their objections." ”

When Li Xiaosi said this, the two beasts looked at him with tears in their eyes, and the white tiger said, "Thank you Dad, and uncle." ”

Li Min glared at him when he heard this: "Xiaoyin, don't you like this curtain that grandma is taking?"

Baihu lowered his head: "Grandma, we are all young men, and we are really not used to using these colors." ”

After Baihu finished speaking, Li Min gritted his teeth: "Hmph, these things were prepared when I was pregnant, I always thought that I was pregnant with four, how could I give birth to a daughter, but I didn't expect to give birth to four bald boys, but as a result, these prepared things were useless." ”

When Li Min said this, Li Xiaosi quit: "Mom, didn't you tell us that all these things you prepared for us are to match our abilities? Now I hear you say this, it turns out that these are all prepared for you to give birth to a daughter, right?"

As soon as Li Min heard that he was in a hurry, he no longer glared at Li Xiaosi: "Although it is said that it is for my daughter, if it is close to your ability, it will also be shutted, so don't worry about this matter, quickly give the two of them an idea, and let them decorate the house." (To be continued.) )