Chapter 390: Swallow Something
Originally, I thought that doing an experiment would be a quick thing, but after waiting for a long time and not receiving a return, Luo Qiu looked over and saw that the Devouring Snake was not doing the experiment at all, its original bones were covered with skin muscles, and it turned into a strong man, who was gobbling up all kinds of delicacies.
True to its name, it eats as if it is devouring, as if it has a black hole in its mouth, and the food is constantly stuffed into it, but it can't be filled.
And its cheeks kept agitating, chewing hard, and its eyes were full of tears: "It's so delicious, it's so delicious, what kind of garbage I used to eat, and the human taste is amazing." ”
"How...... What's going on?" Luo Qiu asked, looking at the almost out-of-control Devouring Snake, and quietly leaned over to ask.
With an embarrassed expression, Klotina said, "When we passed by the barbecue stand, I habitually asked, 'Do you want to eat barbecue?' and it pulled me to stop and study how to eat." I wasn't very familiar with this, so I called Mary over and helped him reset his muscles and nerves, and then he started eating, and after a few bites, it became like this. ”
The Devouring Snake thought that Luo Qiu was blaming Clotina, and his mouth did not stop skewering, but the voice sounded in Luo Qiu's heart: "King of Steel Bones, don't blame them, I asked for it, your taste is amazing, I never knew that the food was so delicious, I devoured thousands of planes, and I didn't even know that they had a taste!!"
The Snake Devourer's tone felt like he was about to cry, like the kind of guy who won tens of millions of lottery tickets and then dropped them.
Luo Qiu was a little unimpressed, wouldn't it be better to have no sense of taste? If there is a taste, it will definitely not be able to swallow those planes, there are so many substances on the plane that are so complex, if it can eat the taste, it must be similar to.
"Thanks to your lack of taste, you would have starved to death. Luo Qiu said with a smile, thinking that the dignified Devouring Snake would starve to death because of hunger, and he felt that this might be too magical.
"I'll talk about other questions later, I'll eat first. The Devouring Serpent grabbed another handful of freshly grilled lamb kebabs and kept talking.
"Okay, I please. Luo Qiu patted his chest proudly, but soon, he regretted his decision, because the Devouring Snake seemed to be going to eat him out.
At this moment, the Devouring Snake is just a human-sized body, even if it is eaten openly, the food of half a steel coin is enough to support it to death, but this torso seems to be connected to the stomach of the Devouring Snake's body, no matter how it eats, it does not stop, and it actually eats the food of a steel coin in half an hour.
You must know that one steel coin to buy food is enough for a family of four to eat for a year.
Of course, eating bankruptcy is just an exaggeration, one steel coin in half an hour, only forty or fifty steel coins a day, Luo Qiu's family has a big business, and it is easy to afford it, but the problem is that the devouring snake has no intention of stopping at all, and keeps changing patterns to eat.
After eating day after day, it seemed that he had completely put the business aside, Luo Qiu left to deal with the business, and came back to see that it was still eating, as for what experiments and the like, it seemed that it had been left behind.
A month later, Luo Qiu had to wonder about the true purpose of the Devouring Snake, could it just want to come here to cheat and cheat, but the problem was that if its stomach was connected to its body, it would not be enough to stuff its teeth with a hundred times more food this month.
In the spirit of temptation, Luo Qiu leaned forward and said: "Lord Devourer, I have no money, I can't invite you to eat anymore, if you haven't eaten enough, you may have to pay the bill for what you eat next, do you have any money on you?"
The Devouring Serpent's hands that kept stuffing into his mouth stopped, "You have no money, are these things expensive?"
Luo Qiu was originally tempted, but now when he heard the response of the Devouring Snake, he immediately went up with the stick: "It's not expensive, but you know that I have a big harem, so I don't usually have much pocket money." ”
Xi Ling, who was presiding over reincarnation on a certain altar, sneezed loudly, it is estimated that she would never have imagined that one day she would be used as a shield by Luo Qiu, her name as a harem was forcibly stuffed by others, and she usually didn't see anyone special to her, and Luo Qiu was ruthless when she called her, and now she wants to use her name to prevaricate an old god?
If Xiling knew, it was probably not enough to sneeze and finish the job.
The Devouring Snake obviously didn't understand what the relationship between pocket money and the harem was, but Luo Qiu said it so seriously, it could only think that it was very related, so it asked, "How can I make money? How much does it cost me to eat these things?"
Luo Qiu immediately asked people to bring an abacus, yes, abacus, this simple but effective calculation tool has long been popularized by him, in the era when there were no computers, except for a humanoid calculator like Emily, no one's computing power can surpass that of an account room with an abacus.
Of course, Luo Qiu has Emily's possession, and taking the abacus is just pretending.
Pyri made a call, and quickly settled the accounts for the month: "Lord Devourer, you have eaten a total of 1,700 steel coins of food, plus service fees, overtime pay, additional cleaning costs, etc., a total of 2,000 steel coins"
"Oh, the so-called service fee is these people who serve you, they bake food for you, wash, cut, heat and bake, they all need to be paid, and usually they can leave work after eight hours, and your arrival makes them need to work twenty-four hours, so the corresponding extended working hours and two shifts are rotated, so the salary expenses are doubled and overtime is required"
"The extra working hours create extra garbage, and it takes extra money to clean up...... "Luo Qiu is like a professional insurance salesman, listing a bunch of fees for the Devouring Snake in detail and explaining them one by one, who knows where the overtime pay for a bunch of skeleton lich who are squeezed by Luo Qiu every day for 24 hours without stopping.
The Devouring Snake was also stunned like those uncles and aunts who faced insurance sales, and interrupted Luo Qi: "You directly said that I want to make so much money and need to do something, I still have to eat a lot of things." ”
"You can do this, this, this, that, ......". Luo Qiu introduced the Devouring Snake to several ways to make money.
None of this would satisfy the Devouring Snake, who only wanted to eat, not work, until finally it interrupted Luo Qiu and said, "You are responsible for providing me with the same amount of food, and during my time in this void, you can ask me to swallow anything you want me to swallow and I can swallow." ”
Luo Qiu's heart beat wildly like a drum.
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