Chapter 52: Wearing a condom on the construction site
Xiong Erwei came prepared, he went into battle shirtless, and wanted to have a fight to the death with Gao Feng, everyone pinched a sweat for him at the same time, but also expressed appreciation for his courage, knowing that it was an egg to hit the stone, he also chose to duel, this spirit is worth learning from the big guy, and the big guy is waiting to see this duel.
After Xiong Erwei took off his clothes, the big guy also shouted that Gao Feng took off his clothes, it was interesting for two people to fight bare-chested, and it was absolutely fair, Gao Feng scolded the three teams, you know how to watch the excitement, you know how to coax, play the two of us as fools, I won't be fooled.
Xiong Erwei was ready, and Gao Feng asked him: "Brother Xiong, are you ready, do you want to wrestle or box?"
Xiong Erwei told sΓΉ Gaofeng, I don't wrestle with you, let alone boxing with you, I want to use a stunt to win you, and after I use this stunt, I will definitely convince you.
Gao Feng hugged his arms and wondered: "Brother Xiong, what stunt are you going to use, don't you mean to fight with me bare-chested, are you going to perform acrobatics?"
Xiong Erwei nodded his head and said: "Yes, you think that your brother Xiong is a letter ball, I know that I can't beat your peak, I still have to touch the stone with an egg, I'm not so stupid, I want to use a stunt to win you!"
Gao Feng nodded: "Brother Xiong, as soon as you say this, I don't think you believe in the ball, then ask Brother Xiong to perform a stunt first, if you succeed in the performance, I will be convinced by you." β
Xiong Erwei said again: "Gao Feng, we are gentlemen, let's talk about it in advance, when I perform a stunt, you can't suddenly attack me!"
Gao Feng smiled and nodded: "Brother Xiong, you can rest assured to perform stunts, can a person like me with stunts need to suddenly attack you?
The people of the three teams were also anxious, and shouted around Xiong Erwei: "Xiong Erwei, don't rub it in, hurry up and perform, hurry up, you are not too cold bare-chested!"
But isn't it, the weather in the north is like this, the temperature difference between day and night is very large, the day is quite hot, and the night is very cold, and you have to cover yourself with a quilt when you sleep at night.
Xiong Erwei rubbed for a long time, warmed up for a long time, and danced his two arms dozens of times, he used too much force, and almost didn't get tired to lie on the ground, finally Xiong Erwei finally began to perform stunts.
I saw Comrade Xiong Erwei cross his left and right arms from the neck back to the back of the neck, and then instantly grabbed the left ear with his left hand and the right ear with his right hand.
"Gao Feng, and all the brothers, you have all seen it, this is my stunt, this is the time to witness the miracle. β
"What, Xiong Erwei, don't be funny, this is your stunt after a long time!"
"Yes, Xiong Erwei, this is a Maozi stunt, a monkey can perform!"
The big guys were embarrassed at first glance, and they were also disappointed, they thought that they could see Xiong Erwei's amazing appearance, it turned out that it was just such an action, and the big guys also scattered in a hurry, thinking that Comrade Xiong Erwei of this letter ball is the dog who can't change his, and he has always been a second-ball product.
His wonderful performance failed to arouse the applause of the audience, but made everyone scoff, that Xiong Erwei was uncomfortable, he grabbed his two ears with both hands and jumped up and down: "Hey, why are you three teams like this, you have the ability to grab your ears like me, I have been practicing this stunt for a week, you see that my arm is still swollen, you should give me some applause."
Gao Feng, do you say that my stunt is amazing, do I count as winning against you, do I win this duel!"
Gao Feng patted his ass and smiled: "Brother Xiong, it is true that you have won, and if you are the cheapest, you are invincible, not only have you won me, but you are also invincible in the world!"
The people of the three teams all went back to the room to sleep, including Comrade Gao Feng, who had just laid down when he heard Xiong Erwei howling in the courtyard of the third team.
"Gao Feng, help me, help me, my two arms are dislocated, come and save me!"
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At eight o'clock in the morning of the next day, Gao Feng was about to drive a sweaty BMW to the construction site, he sat in the cab, and was about to start the car, when he found a person lying on the hood of the BMW.
In fact, this person Gao Feng knows, it is Guo Fugui, the sixth son of Pantuoling Village, this guy is similar to a homeless man, and he has more than that, but Gao Feng knows Guo Fugui, and he lay on top of his car early in the morning, which also scared him enough, and thought he was a dead man.
People say that ghosts are not afraid of scary, and if people are scary, they will scare people to death!
Gao Feng lowered the window glass of the cab and shouted to Guo Fugui who was lying on the hood of the BMW: "Guo Fugui, what are you doing, you almost scared me to death, early in the morning, you are pretending to be a ghost like this!"
Guo Fugui leaned on the hood and bared his teeth, smirking: "Hehe, my reborn parents, my life-saving benefactor, I didn't mean to scare you, I had no way to scare you, if I didn't scare you, I wouldn't be able to live." β
Guo Fugui is a second-ball product, what he said is so upside down, you really don't have much to do with him, beating and scolding doesn't work at all, Gao Feng also hides a headache from him, usually hides from him, and doesn't want to provoke him.
Gao Feng asked: "Guo Fugui, what's wrong with you, what kind of mess, who wants to be your reborn parents, who wants to be your life-saving benefactor, why can't you live, you don't have a good time every day, you hurry up and give it to me, I have to go to the construction site to receive the goods." β
Guo Fugui shook the melon seeds on his head, this guy probably has never washed his hair, he shook his head melon seeds, and the lice in his hair flew out randomly, like a burst of snowflakes, flying all over the sky, it's really disgusting.
"I'll recognize you, you are my reborn parents, you are my savior, you have to help me, if you don't promise to help me, I won't get out of the car!"
Guo Fugui couldn't live or die, Gao Feng scratched his head, this guy is an unreasonable two-ball bag, he plays a shrew that is even more shrewd than a shrew.
Gao Feng asked: "Guo Fugui, then tell me, what do you want me to help you?"
Seeing Gao Feng ask, Guo Fugui was happy: "Hehe, I know that you are the best for me, and you will help me, benefactor, I sue you, I can't help it, the last time I was demolished, it was you who helped me come up with the idea to renovate my dilapidated latrine, but I haven't enjoyed it for a day, and the next day it was bulldozed by the government, and now I don't even have a place to go to the latrine."
That time I made a big fuss about Guo Lao Wu's family, I originally thought that I could ask for compensation, but you and Lili both compensated other people, but they didn't give me compensation, didn't that make me poor again, I couldn't get compensation, and I became poor again.
In the past few days, I have locked myself in my home and meditated for a long time, and I finally understood a truth, if you want to make yourself rich, you must first find a job, just like you work every day, so that you can earn money. β
Guo Fugui's words shocked Gao Feng, such a two-ball commodity can think about the problem like this, it is really a earth-shaking change, it is as if God blew him up with a thunderbolt, making him suddenly wake up.
Gao Feng felt very happy and gave Guo Fugui a thumbs up: "Guo Fugui, it's great that you can think like this, it's not too late for you to think like this now, as long as you work from now on, you will have a good life, and you will also please your daughter-in-law." β
Guo Fugui nodded, because he was lying on the hood, his nod was like kowtowing, knocking the windshield with a bang: "Well, yes, so, I came to you early in the morning to ask you to help me find a job in the third team, I want to work every day like you, it's best to follow you!"
"What, what, you asked me to help you find a job in the third team, don't scare me, you still have to follow me!"
Gao Feng was so shocked that he couldn't do it, this Guo Fugui really dared to speak, let him help him find a job in the third team, the work of the third team is technical, construction workers, safety officers, surveyors, including his own material workers, that are all some skills, even Gao Debao, who drives a car, has to be able to drive, like Guo Fugui is a person who doesn't know a few words, and is almost illiterate, he can do the work of the third team.
Gao Feng thought it was really funny: "Guo Fugui, don't be joking, you can't do the work of the third team, you still have to find some other work in the village, such as doing odd jobs or something!"
Before Gao Feng's words were finished, Guo Fugui was unwilling: "You just look down on people, you just look at me Guo Fugui from the crack in the door, and completely flattened me, why can't I do the work of the third team, I can do it, for example, I can do the work of your captain Yang Dequan, isn't he just watching TV every day until he eats and then eats, if he is tired of watching TV, he will wear a condom and get in the car and go out, if I am asked to do this kind of work, I promise to do it better than him Yang Dequan." β
Gao Feng burst out laughing at that time, this Guo Fugui can really be funny, saying that the helmet is a condom, and saying that Yang Dequan's job is the most suitable for him, which is really disagreeable to the world.
Guo Fugui mentioned Yang Dequan, Gao Feng thought of a way to get rid of Guo Fugui, and he said to Guo Fugui: " Guo Fugui, I think your idea is very good, you are also full of courage, I also thought of a good way, you still look for our captain Yang Dequan this time, he helped you last time, I think he will help you this time, you will pester him, let him find you a job, best, you talk to him well, can you let him share some of his work for you, you will also watch TV in the future, eat at the point, and then wear a condom to the construction site to hang around!"
Guo Fugui gladly accepted Gao Feng's construction, he jumped down from Gao Feng's sweaty BMW, shook his head energetically and walked towards Yang Dequan's office.