Potential Abyss of Extrafish (1)

The first time Xiao Xu saw this person named Wei Yu was at Mr. Fu's.

This man was wearing a light blue cotton robe, holding a senior salute, with a full degree of gentleness and humility written between his eyebrows and eyes, and he was sitting and talking with the gentleman.

His words are sincere, his voice is soft, and when he says every word, it makes people feel indescribably comfortable.

Mr. is a great Confucian in the world, and he has always been picky, but he is full of praise for her.

She held a paper fan in her hand and saluted in front of him, her movements were standard and simple, as if she was a humble gentleman who came out of a book: "In Xia Qingchuan Wei Yu, I have seen Xiao Gongzi." ”

As soon as you raise your eyes, a pair of eyes are like deep ancient wells, making people unable to see the bottom.

What a poor scholar.

That's what he thought at the time.

Since then, Wei Yu has become a frequent visitor to the academy and settled in the academy.

Xiao Xu doesn't look down on this Wei Yu.

A poor scholar, no matter how you look at it, it is not right with yourself.

He was born in a military general's family, and his ancestors were rough people for three generations, and he paid attention to a bold and righteous man. In his generation, he is even more vigorous and stubborn, and he, General Xiao Xiao, is even more of a leader.

If he hadn't made trouble in his hometown, dragged a group of recruits around to make trouble, and smashed the gambling house opened by the county magistrate and his second sister-in-law, I am afraid he would not have been sent to this academy where birds don't, and he lived a life of no one every day.

Even so, he Xiao Xu is still the tyrant of Huanshan Academy.

Of course, not only is he unaccustomed to Wei Yu, but his fox friends are also unaccustomed to it. Since he came to the academy, the mantra of the gentleman has changed.

From "The child is not taught." It became "If you have half of Wei Yu, I will be green smoke on the ancestral grave." ”

Whenever this happens, Wei Yu's expression becomes more and more calm and humble.

Sometimes others are jealous of her, occasionally say something sour, and deliberately cause her some trouble, but she also laughs it off and never cares about it.

But the more this is the case, the more he can't get used to his style.

"Hypocrisy!" commented Xiao Xu's fox friends. "The more such a person is, the more he is full of bad water, a real hypocrite. ”

Xiao Xu thought so.

So they were ready to teach this Wei Yu some lessons.

Buckets of white flour were hung from the door frames, paste was smeared on the bookcase, dried rats were sandwiched in the rolls, and peppers were mixed with peppers for lunch.

Several of them were full of confidence.

As a result, before it was afternoon, the group of them fell into bad luck.

The paste stuck to the fox friend's hand, and Chaotian pepper fascinated the dog's eyes, and the mouse somehow ended up in his rolling paper, turned over the gentleman's beard angrily, and punished them to go out and kneel.

——As soon as the door was opened, the white face of the bucket fell on Xiao Xu's face.

Wei Yu sat upright in front of the desk, curled the corners of his mouth imperceptibly, and fell into Xiao Xu's eyes.

This vile and shameless sinister villain!

Xiao Xu rushed out angrily.

After Xiao Xu washed off the batter on his body, only Wei Yu was left in the huge school.

Xiao Xu stood in the middle of the school hall menacingly, expecting to scare off this weak scholar with his anger.

Wei Yu sat in front of the desk by the window, and the setting sun gilded him with a warm orange light. He was slowly tidying up the books on the table, with a slight smile in his voice: "I have removed the trap under the seat cushion, and the honey on my clothes has been washed - by the way, your friends are being chased by bees in the back mountains, and you may still be in time to go now." ”

"You-" Xiao Xu gritted his teeth in anger. "Count you ruthless!"

Wei Yu shook his head, and finally laughed: "Childish." ”

Xiao Xu saw Wei Yu's smile for the first time, and he suddenly felt that this sinister villain was actually quite good-looking when he smiled.

What's the word?

Scenery and moonlight?

Phew, such a good word, throwing it on such a villain, it's really a waste.

Xiao Xu and Wei Yu's first confrontation with the town lost to the bottom.

If this revenge is not avenged, what face does he have to mix up in Huanshan Academy?

Xiao Xu and his fox friends planned a second, third, and fourth time......

Again and again, without exception.

The fox friends and dog friends were deflated first: "This kid is also evil, I have never seen such a ghost." ”

"Disperse, disperse, let's be unlucky. ”

Xiao Xu slapped the table and sneered: "What are you scattering?"

"Little general, we can't fight him. ”

Xiao Xu snorted angrily, and even his father's mantra burst out: "Grandma is a bear, I really don't believe in this evil, a sour scholar, can he still turn against the sky?"

Xiao Xu came up with a bad idea this time.

He recently discovered that Wei Yu was brilliant in the subset of the classics, but he had no talent in riding and shooting, riding a horse was like riding a mule, and the octogenarian lady was better than him on the horse.

He found out the days when Wei Yu learned to ride and shoot, dug a big pit in the back mountain, covered it with dry branches and hay, and asked the fox friends to branch out of the master who taught riding and archery, and led Wei Yu to the back mountain.

Seeing that Wei Yu was about to step into the pit, he insisted on stopping.

"Why didn't Brother Wei go forward?" asked Xiao Xu fakely.

Wei Yu was calm: "Next time, it's better to peel off a piece of turf and cover it on top, you are so dead and rotten, is it possible that I am blind?"

Xiao Xu was so stunned by him that he was so angry that he reached out and slapped the back of the horse's buttocks.

The horse was frightened, so he rushed forward without looking back, Xiao Xu didn't have time to be happy, he was pulled by Wei Yu's arm and dragged into the pit together.

The two of them were lying at the bottom of the pit with a disgraced face, relatively speechless.

Xiao Xu also made a lot of effort, he just wanted this Wei Yu to stay in the pit for a night, this pit is more than three meters deep, and there is not even a stone on the pit wall, he also tried it himself, no one came to save him, and he would definitely not be able to climb up.

Wei Yu moved his leg and suddenly gasped.

The pain at the ankle was like a pinprick, and I thought it was because he was working on the wrong point when he fell down and sprained his foot.

Fortunately, it wasn't the back or head that was injured, and Wei Yu didn't expect that this group of teenagers would mess around like this.

Xiao Xu looked at him like that, suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, and muttered: "Sissy, how can you be so weak, you can break your foot if you fall." ”

He doesn't know where the unknown awkwardness in his heart comes from, it's not guilt, it's definitely not!

Wei Yu's appearance was very similar to the helpless appearance of Mr. looking at them, and repeated his evaluation of them: "Childish." ”

Xiao Xu said angrily: "Despicable villain!"

Wei Yu spread his hands: "You set up the plan, and you dug the pit, how can you blame me?"

Xiao Xu was dumbfounded, snorted coldly, and glanced over.

After a long time of no movement, Xiao Xu couldn't stand it, and turned his head to see that Wei Yu was holding a branch and writing an article on the ground, and he wrote it with relish.

He had good eyes, and after looking at it for a long time, he didn't understand what this person wrote, but he only saw that the words were very charming, and it made people yearn for it.

"Nerd. Xiao Xu muttered.

He knew in his heart that eighty percent of his fox friends and dog friends had abducted the master to drink, and he didn't know when he would go when these people remembered to find them.

The two of them stayed like this, and Wei Yu refused to pay attention to him, so Xiao Xu was so uncomfortable that he had to pull down and talk: "Hey, nerd, how do you see our strategies?"

Wei Yu sighed: "It's just a little trick, what's not to see?"

He wasn't embarrassed to say that their stupid designs and conspiracy had humiliated those strategists.

"What do you know, my father said, this is called a soldier who is not tired of cheating!" Xiao Xu said angrily.

Wei Yu's eyes when he looked at him revealed an indescribable banter: "Eight hundred enemies were injured, three thousand were self-damaged, and I admired them." ”

Xiao Xu's face was about to be swollen by himself, but he could only hold on to his face and mock: "You have a neat mouth, you can't even ride a horse steadily, you still know how to march and fight?"

Wei Yu stared at his pamphlet and said, "It is written in the book, it is not profitable, it must not be used, and it is not dangerous and not fighting." ”

Xiao Xu was stunned.

Wei Yu continued: "The Lord must not be angry and raise a teacher, and he will not be discouraged and cause war. If you can't even control your emotions, and in a fit of anger, you will ambush millions of corpses, then you don't want such a general. ”

Xiao Xu opened his mouth, vaguely knowing these words, but he didn't know how to refute them, and finally threw out a sentence: "On paper." ”

Wei Yu smiled: "Naturally, it can't compare to General Xiaoxiao." ”

"Do you know who I am?" Xiao Xu said angrily.

Wei Yu raised the booklet in his hand: "Know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles." ”

"Don't talk about those useless things, you know who I am, you still dare-"

Wei Yu looked innocent: "Am I going to let you tease?"

Xiao Xu was even more angry.

Because he found that he couldn't talk about Wei Yu at all.

The more he couldn't say it, the more he wanted to go up and provoke one or two, but he was finally resolved by Wei Yu's understatement. He was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, but Wei Yu's face was indifferent, as if he was just reasoning with an ignorant child.

He had never been a gentleman, and he was about to go up with his sleeves almost rolled up, but he saw Wei Yuzheng frowning slightly, moving his ankles from time to time.

For some reason, Xiao Xu's fist was released at once.

He felt that he was a big husband and should not let go of such a weak chicken.

Yes, that's right.