Chapter 347: Laying Down the Altar to Make a Mystic Law (2/5)
With a "click", the lights in the famous arithmetic hall were dimmed, and the two-point candlelight was dimly flickering, and the swagger illuminated the store very strangely. Xu Yi didn't know it, goosebumps all over his body rose, the altar had been set up, and the people in the store had changed their costumes. It was okay when the lights were on just now, and it looked quite cola. But now that the lights are out, the situation in the store is a little weird!
Zhang Dadao is also okay, wearing a moon-white Taoist robe with a fur collar! It is said to be a Taoist robe, but in fact, it is difficult to say, the yin and yang gossip that ordinary Taoists have, and I can't see any of them on this robe, but there are a few traditional characters embroidered on the back - Heavenly Ghost My Dao. The dotted line on the front is embroidered with a turtle and a snake. Xu Yi asked curiously before, according to Zhang Dadao, this turtle and snake is Xuanwu, which is different from the north, water, and winter. It's the winter clothes that Zhang Dadao wears!
And the four words behind it are "The first Taoist priest in the world, the ghosts and gods shook their heads and were afraid, where I am, it is a blessed land, and the Tao imprints my heart." The abbreviation of this sentence probably means the abbreviation of Zhang Dadao's boastful words, which has no practical meaning. Of course, when Xu Yi asked, Zhang Dadao just smiled incomprehensibly, and did not prove the answer!
Zhang Dadao looked quite normal, but the other three people were a little weird! The actor didn't know where to get an official uniform from the Qing Dynasty! Zhang Dadao guessed that it should be the costume that he came from filming the Qing palace drama this time. As soon as this guy wears this clothes, with the dim candlelight, he immediately looks like a zombie in an old ghost movie!
The other two were even more terrifying, Pang Zuodao's hair was forcibly tied in a sky-high bun by Zhang Dadao, and two red circles were painted on his face. In addition, those pair of strange eyes don't look like people, and his clothes are also very special. It was simply a piece of paper cut out of clothes, with all kinds of strange talismans and patterns painted on it. Whether these things are useful or not is not to say. Anyway, Pang Zuodao was shivering from the cold, and his teeth couldn't stop making a "click" sound. It looks really weird, especially when the lights go out, it's like a paper dummy.
If it is said that the actor and Pang Zuodao are weird, then Bai Er's fool is speechless, this guy's upper body is completely naked, revealing tangled muscles! The lower body is wearing tight leather pants and the kind with raw edges, of course, his upper body is not completely naked! There is a fur shoulder, and this guy wiped his body with peanut oil before coming out. When the light is there, it counts him as scary, and when the light goes out, it is filled with a kind of "philosophical ♂" flavor. This dresses up. Should be able to be classified as Billywind!
As soon as the lights went out, Xu Yi immediately felt goosebumps all over his body, and looked at Zhang Dadao trembling and said, "That, master, what should I do next?"
Zhang Dadao waved his hand and commanded left and right: "Get up in battle! Drink!" Zhang Dadao drank heavily, and the peachwood sword in his hand was violently unfurled, like a peacock opening the screen! The peachwood sword was stabbed with a talisman, ignited on the candle flame, and then went to the actor's side with a false thorn, saying: "The talisman is the guide." The spirit officer opens the way! Leads to the stars! Pardons!"
"Whew!" the actor shook his head in his throat, and the frightened Xu Yi trembled again. Zhang Dadao chose the actor to be the first to come, and there was a reason! Here is the actor's acting skills, and this trick can be played! The actor is magically serious. The temperament on his body suddenly became ethereal, and the whole person shook slightly. It looks like it's going to disappear in the next moment!
The sound of "click" came from him, like the crunch of bones colliding. Xu Yi didn't know why, but suddenly felt a cold wind blowing, and even the candle flame shook. I couldn't help but let out a muffled snort of "um~". Hearing this voice, the corners of Zhang Dadao's mouth turned up slightly, and he secretly said in his heart: [Sure enough, the central air conditioner is starting to be installed!]
At this time, from the pitch-black ceiling, there seemed to be a little fluorescence falling, and the position facing the actor was like a firefly.
"Drink!" Zhang Dadao shouted, pulling back the dumbfounded Xu Yi's attention, and the actor's side moved rapidly, and the fluorescence disappeared as if it had never appeared! The actor quietly wiped the sweat on his forehead, and said secretly: [A success, no NG!]
"When the starlight lands, the gate of heaven has been opened! Call the ghost boy again, and the poor will fall!" Zhang Dadao sword picked up a small bowl on the table, and the tip of the sword picked up a little glutinous rice. This glutinous rice shook its head on the candle flame and "Teng!" Zhang Dadao felt a wave of heat coming from the surface, and couldn't help frowning, and then pointed at Pang Zuodao with a sword!
"Woo!" Pang Zuodao whimpered, and rushed out of the door with the little drill wind that kept screaming! Pang Zuodao was about to cry, and it was a murder to let him wear a piece of paper to go out in this weather! But his status was the lowest, and he had to do it! Zhang Dadao took advantage of the moment when he rushed out of the door and attracted Xu Yi's attention, gritted his teeth and lowered his voice to Bai Er beside him: "Bastard! Put too much gunpowder! Next time, cut Poor Dao by half!"
After a while, there was a "ding dong" sound, and Pang Zuodao came back with the dog, and it was half past eight o'clock in the evening! Although there was no one outside this area, he was not afraid of scaring people when he went out to hang around. But after this circle, he almost didn't freeze Pang Zuodao to death, and at this moment his face was extremely pale, more like a ghost than a ghost. Pang Zuodao had an extra dead leaf in his hand, Zhang Dadao reached out and took it, picked up the pen on the table and dotted some red ink!
While writing and painting on the dead leaves, Zhang Dadao said: "Good faith Xu Yi, born in ......" Zhang Dadao forgot Xu Yi's eight characters, and kept muttering vaguely. After chattering for a while, he then stabbed the withered leaves on the sword, and lit the candle flame! Finally, the sword was pointed at Bai Er's fool, and he shouted: "Heaven and earth are connected, and the people of Zhonghe are hopeful!"
"Hehe!" Bai Er's fool suddenly kept putting on a toned posture, almost not letting Zhang Dadao break his work on the spot! This is not the case when he said it before! The actor and Pang Zuodao were also constantly trembling, and it was extremely difficult to hold back their laughter.
Zhang Dadao finally couldn't hold back! Only then did he pull Xu Yi and press him on the futon in front of the offering table, and said, "No thoughts, no thoughts! Then he felt that something was stuffed in his hand, and he was also stunned, and immediately reacted - it was a stick!
Zhang Dadao breathed a sigh of relief, reached out and took out a small square from his pocket and pressed it a few times, "Dao Ke Dao, very Dao ......" Zhang Dadao's voice reciting the Tao Te Ching suddenly sounded. That recording to deal with this kind of thing, sure enough, is his style of acting! Zhang Dadao then gave a few people a look, and all the people present dispersed at once. For example, the fragments of fluorescent pipes hidden by the actor on his body, such as glutinous rice mixed with gunpowder, such as Pang Zuodao, who has to go to the hospital without clothes...... (To be continued......)