"I, well, how do you count it? I've been here for a hundred or two hundred years, in fact, it's only three or four hundred years, to be specific, five or six hundred years will still be there, well, how to say that there are seven or eight hundred years, yes, I remember clearly, I was only one year old when I first came, nine hundred years ago, I ......."

The zombie began to count his fingers there, breaking them one by one, and after a while, he couldn't figure it out, and the fingers were going to be twisted, and he didn't see him understand, and the more ancient it was, Bai Yu estimated that if he let this zombie continue to check like this, it would not be a problem to the Cretaceous.

Qin Shou looked at Bai Yu: "Xiao Yu, do you say that what he said is true, has he really lived for so long?"

Bai Yu shook his head: "How is it possible?"

Qin Shou thought for a while: "But they are completely different from the zombies outside." Did you find that no matter what level of zombies they are, they are all wise. It's not learning to talk, it's that they can talk to us freely. ”

Bai Yu thought about his previous life, when he died, he didn't find the existence of intelligent zombies, and the end of this life has been going on for a while, and there are also third-level zombies, but there are really no intelligent zombies outside, and the zombies here seem to all have wisdom and can communicate with humans.

Qin Shou guessed: "Or, they are really ancient humans, after being corpsed here, they become what they are now, they are not zombies, they are some humanoid monsters?"

Bai Yu shook his head: "I can't say this either, but they are really different, let's just say the four little zombies they captured, our ability is not good in front of them." This hasn't happened before. ”

Qin Shou nodded: "Yes." Or we're asking how long they've been here. “

After speaking, he turned his head to look at the zombies: "Tell me, how long have you been here?"

The zombie shook his head: "I'm here...... How many did I just calculate? By the way, it's 900 years, so I'm going to look it up, it should be 1,000 years. ”

After speaking, he shook his head again: "A thousand years may not be right, two thousand years?"

"Forget it" Bai Yu interrupted the zombie's words, pointed at the zombie and said to Qin Shou: "What the hell is this stupid B who doesn't know how to count." ”

Now Bai Yu is talking more and more coarsely, making Qin Shou a little afraid to look at it, is this still the male god in his heart? Don't scold the corpse and don't speak. This is if Leng Wuya can see it. Will you still like him? Will you still love him?

A beauty has to be all-round, just looks are not enough, in the past, there was a small village in a province in the country where there were beautiful women, and one looked better than the other. The first flight attendants came out of their village. But I don't want them to speak vulgarly. And he couldn't speak Mandarin well, and he was fired in the end.

Now Xiao Yu's situation is similar to that of these flight attendants. It's all empty and good-looking, but it's good to be one. Xiao Yu is a man. Everyone can also give him a certain amount of justification in their hearts. The second is that Xiao Yu's voice is good, and he speaks Mandarin well. This will also give him extra points, and what he said is that he can't hide his jade, which is Xiao Yu's situation.

Qin Shou has Xiao Yu in his heart, he has to support Xiao Yu immediately whatever Xiao Yu says, just like being brainwashed by Xiao Yu, as long as Xiao Yu says one, he doesn't say two, and he has to find all kinds of proofs, one is right, Qin Shou began to open his mouth again: "And I don't know the place, I can't even find a toilet in my own house." Qin Shou added.

What he thought in his heart was that he didn't want to correct Xiao Yu's way of speaking, if Leng Wuya really didn't like it, he could continue, no matter what Sticky Yu became, he liked it.

"You guys are new to the human race, right?" the zombie asked as he sniffed at Bai Yu and Qin Shou's bodies, "No wonder you're so handsome, the breath of humans is still very strong." "Their zombies still have a certain sense of beauty and ugliness, and they can still tell that Bai Yu is better looking than the zombies here.

But this beautiful little zombie seems to be a little stupid, why do you always ask him strange questions, what is a toilet, what the hell is it, but do you eat it? I have been a zombie for so many years, how come I have never heard of it. Is it because he is lonely and unheard, or does what this little zombie said not exist at all?

"This has nothing to do with you" Qin Shou said: "We just want to find a toilet, oh, by the way, it is also called a toilet, it is called a rural one, a thatched house, and some of it is a little more foreign, called WC, where are these?"

Qin Shou was a little anxious, but now he had just gotten rid of Sibiyang, what if he was entangled after a while, he should have dealt with the arm in his hand as quickly as possible. But not yet to make Spion find out. The best place is of course the toilet.

So Qin Shou was in a hurry and found out all the synonyms he knew about toilets. Xindao, boy, you used to be a human being, even if you turned into a zombie, you will definitely remember the places you want to go every day. Eat, drink, and sleep. You said that the location of this toilet is also in the top three.

"No, no, just no. The zombie became stubborn, and explained: "This is a dirty and smelly place, how can you move to the pure land of zombies?" I didn't expect him to still understand the meaning of the toilet, but said that they didn't need it? Bai Yu looked at Qin Shou: "Qin Shou, you said that their zombies won't go to the toilet." ”

Qin Shou was also a little blindsided, but he still stood up and said: "No, they eat so many things every day, how can they not go to the toilet?

Qin Shou said again: "He said that they are a clean place here, or they are not here when they go to the toilet?"

"What is it?" Bai Yu was simply furious, turned his head to look at the zombies, and said, "What kind of pure land do you call the big grave where you rotten zombies live?"

"Why is it not clean?" the zombie retorted: "We zombies don't, we don't pee, although we also eat, but we eat and eat, even if we eat, we don't or pee, we eat ourselves, zombies eat zombies, and if you eat it, it becomes your own, you don't need any toilet at all, although you are barely called zombies, but the human stink on your body is still not broken, what toilet to find, I can tell you very responsibly, no." ”

Qin Shou's eyes widened: "This zombie is really capable, and it can absorb all the nutrients it ingests, it's really rare, we humans are excreted from the body because there are some substances that the body can't absorb, but I didn't expect that zombies have evolved to the point where they can absorb them all." ”

'Oh' Bai Yu woke up a little, he recalled that when Si Biyang was in class in the zombie hall, many zombies unloaded their arms to support Si Biyang, Si Biyang had food and installation, but he didn't see Si Biyang pull out anything, urine, it was even more impossible, Bai Yu was relieved, and felt that he had mastered a lot of scientific and technological metaphysical knowledge at once.

"No, I don't forget it, who the hell cares. Qin Shou glared at the zombie angrily, and unconvinced to justify the human race: "How can you say it, your big tomb bag is not clean, how can the human toilet drip it?" It is also clean, the white porcelain toilet, and the white porcelain urinal are all white porcelain, which is the same material as the rice bowl and vegetable plate, and the one who washes and scrubs is cleaner than you." After Qin Shou finished speaking, he was about to leave with Bai Yu, and it can be seen from here that although Qin Shou is a zombie, in general, his feelings for human beings still come first.

After he and Bai Yu were in a team, their feelings for human beings were deeper, and in the process of killing zombies, they were even more disgusted with these emotionless monsters, to tell the truth, after Qin Shou arrived at this big corpse mound, he really had some good feelings for zombies, and the zombies here still have some feelings, which are a hundred sets stronger than those zombies who only know how to eat meat.

"Stay, stay. "I didn't expect that zombie to come in front of Bai Yu and Qin Shou, it smiled, and it looked extremely ugly.

"Well, what, well, me, I mean, um......" The zombie was embarrassed. You can imagine that in front of you, there is a very ugly and disgusting zombie, where you look like a girl, and your stomach can do it without reversing, you are a master.

Qin Shou roared: "There is something to say, there is a fart, tell me before you fart, I will stay away from you." ”

"Hehe, good corpses, this?" The zombie pointed to the big green arm of Sibiyang in Qin Shou's hand, and said with a smile: "Can you send me?"

'Oh?' Bai Yu and Qin Shou glanced at each other, and they were about to go crazy with joy, now it's okay, Sibiyang's stinky meat can finally be disposed of without a toilet.

"Take it, take it, give it quickly. Bai Yu glanced at Qin Shou, hoping to pay the burden of Nasbiyang's forcible disgusting of them as soon as possible.

"Okay" Qin Shou said while handing out the big green arm: "I wish you a good appetite, you'd better eat them all, don't leave a single residue, the cleaner the better." ”

"Eat?" The zombie glanced at Qin Shou: "This is Sibiyang's energy arm, who can be willing to eat?"

"What?" Qin Shou's eyes widened, and he unnaturally dragged back the big green arm that was handed out: "What are you doing if you don't eat it?" ”

"Eat, I can't eat. The zombie said: "It's a pity to eat it, this Sibiyang's arm has huge energy, and if you eat it, you will dissipate a lot of energy, and the gains outweigh the losses, I don't want this, I, I'm going to change it to my body, so be it." ”

The zombie pulled off his left arm with his right hand, handed it to Qin Shou and said: "If you want to eat, just eat this, give it to me, I will press it on my left arm, in the future, you will see my ability, to tell you in advance, my ability will be very big." (To be continued......)