Brother Xiong got a new pickup truck, and it turned out to be a broken car, the sound of the engine was louder than the movement of the walk-behind tractor, and the paint sprayed on the body of the car had just been sprayed not long after, and the bottom of the paint was stained with a kick, and the instrument in the dashboard of the car was broken, and none of the table indicated that it was normal.

The boss who sent the stone gave Brother Xiong a broken car that I don't know how many hands it was, so angry that Brother Xiong's liver hurt, Gao Feng also persuaded Brother Xiong not to drive this car, it can't start twice without pushing it, this broken car is not as useful as your previous broken car.

Brother Xiong insisted on driving this car, something is better than nothing, how is it also a pickup truck, the key is that my broken car is completely scrapped, even if you can't push it, you can only drive this broken car now.

Brother Xiong drove to the warehouse of the Ministry of Materials and pulled two empty oil drums, these are two iron oil drums, one oil drum can hold more than 220 liters of diesel, Gao Feng asked Xiong Erwei why he pulled two diesel drums, do you want to go to the construction site to deliver oil?

Brother Xiong also smiled secretly, the secret of heaven must not be revealed, you will know in a while, this is my nuclear weapon, my Brother Xiong wants to use it to fight a beautiful turnaround, Gao Feng didn't ask again, this Comrade Xiong Erwei is a psychotic person, and no one can stop him from getting sick.

Pull up two iron empty oil drums, Brother Xiong's pickup truck has not left the warehouse of the Ministry of Materials fifty meters away, Gao Feng found that Brother Xiong's new pickup truck has been boiled, the water in the water tank is boiling, and it is smoking out, Brother Xiong quickly turned off the car and opened the hood of the pickup truck, and the high-temperature water vapor rushed out at once, almost burning Brother Xiong's face.

When the water tank cooled down, Brother Xiong poked his head forward, and he found that the water tank was about to boil, so angry that Brother Xiong slapped the water tank: "Grandma's, what a shit, even the water tank can be fucking boiled, this bastard is really harmful!"

After Brother Xiong withdrew his hand, he found a scorching smell, I don't know where it was burned, he checked for a long time before finding that his palm was burned a large piece, Brother Xiong jumped seventy centimeters high and scolded: "Sister is a ball, I am burning bear paws, I can fucking eat it, what a broken car, that bastard thing, it really killed me!"

Gao Feng saw that Xiong Erwei's palm was burnt in a large piece, and the smell of the meat was very strong, but it was not baked, Gao Feng smiled: "Brother Xiong, you are an authentic roasted bear paw, if you sell it in a restaurant, how much will it cost a catty, it is really worth a thousand gold!"

Xiong Erwei cried with a sad face: "Brother Gao, don't laugh at your Brother Xiong, I'm angry, this bastard is a dead man!"

Gao Feng said: "Brother Xiong, this car is broken like this, then let's stop driving!"

Brother Xiong shook his head: "That's not good, you have to open it, I have to fight a beautiful battle today, I can't give up halfway, the water tank is boiling, let's fill up the water and continue to drive." ”

The two men fetched water from the ditch twenty meters in front of them, and poured it into the water tank of the broken car, and when they poured it in, they found that the water tank was a broken water tank, and the water was filled with water on the top but leaked down the bottom, like a three-year-old child peeing.

Even in this case, Brother Xiong still didn't give up this broken car, he insisted on continuing to drive this broken car to fight a beautiful war.

After the water tank was filled with water, a bucket of water was put in the trailer behind the car, and then got into the car to start the car, but found that it could not be started, and the two people pushed the car again.

Brother Xiong continued to move forward, just drove thirty meters away, the water tank was boiling again, and he had to stop the car, open the hood and add water to the water tank, and after filling up the water, he pushed the car more than ten meters away, and pushed the broken car to start.

The two leaders of the material department, a deputy minister and an executive manager, were like two robots, pushing a cart and adding water for a while, and so on for 16 times, and their broken pickup truck finally drove to the destination, the gas station in Tulou Town.

Brother Xiong's broken car was not really in place, just arrived at the door of the gas station in Tulou Town, the two leaders of the material department pushed the car to the side of the fuel dispenser, a middle-aged woman refueler at the gas station, frowned and looked at Brother Xiong's broken car with smoke on the hood, she asked.

"Brother, are you a tractor or a jet, why is there white smoke in front of you, as if the water has been boiled!"

Xiong Erwei gave a thumbs up to the female cheerman: "Sister, you are really good, you can see at a glance, this is the water is boiled, you are right, it is really the water is boiled, you put two eggs in it now, I guarantee that in less than a minute, the two eggs will be cooked!"

The female gastron looked at Xiong Erwei in surprise: "Brother, are you serious?"

Xiong Erwei replied: "Sister, of course it's true, do you think I look like a liar?"

The female gastron said: "Well, look at you don't look like a liar, do people say, monks don't speak, you are still a monk monkey, you say it can really boil eggs, I just didn't have breakfast, I went too fast, I took a few raw eggs from home, ready to wait for free, take the kettle to cook it, this is just right, I'll try your water tank!"

The female refueler returned to the gas station and took out four eggs, and when she brought the eggs, Xiong Erwei had already opened the hood of the pickup truck and put the four eggs into the water tank, and then the two people stood next to it and waited.

Brother Xiong looked at the time, and when it was a minute, Brother Xiong poured water into the water tank, and the four eggs floated on it again, he took out the four eggs and handed them to the female refueler, and the female refueler shook the four eggs, and sure enough, he found that the four eggs were cooked.

The female gastron put four hard-boiled eggs into her stomach, and she asked Comrade Xiong Erwei: "Brother, are you coming on?"

Xiong Erwei replied: "Sister, of course it's refueling, if you don't refuel, why should I park the car next to the fuel dispenser!"

The female refueler said, "Brother, since you are refueling, do you use cash to refuel, or recharge card?"

Xiong Erwei waved his hand: "Sister, I don't need cash to refuel, nor do I need a recharge card to refuel!"

The female refueler's eyes widened: "Brother, what are you talking about, don't think that if I eat your hard-boiled eggs, you will make fun of your sister, your sister is a sophomore year older than you, you can't have such a heavy taste, dare to tease a woman like your sister."

I also know that you are people on the construction site over there, and your life is boring, you may still live in the barren mountains and mountains, and you can't even see a woman's hair, so it's hard to see me as a woman, and you can't tease your sister like this!"

Xiong Erwei took a few steps back, looked the female gasworker up and down, and then sneered: "Sister, look at your thin appearance, although there are some curves, it is also a hunchback curve, you are not only old, but you are nothing, how can I Xiong Erwei never see a woman again, it won't be so heavy, I can tease your old sister."

What's more, my brother Xiong is not short of women, I changed two women in three days, they are all plump and abnormal women, I can also tell you big sister, they are not only young and beautiful, but also have very beautiful curves, they want meat and meat.

I can also further tell you, eldest sister, that my two women are two salesmen in the mobile communication company in Tulou Town, and they are both called Liu Qing!"

Xiong Erwei pointed his nose and pointed at his face to accuse the female refueler, and when the female refueler heard this, she stroked a few dry hairs on her forehead with her hand and laughed: " Hahaha, brother, you say I'm a thin woman, that's because you have a problem with your vision, I can tell you, I'm a tweed in this gas station, as long as the men who pass by the gas station have to greet me, at least say more than two words to me, my smile is worth a thousand gold, I don't have to look back at them and smile, each of them has to give me money obediently!"

Xiong Erwei didn't believe it, he jumped in front of the female refueler in one step, looked her up and down again, and asked her with very disdainful eyes: "Yes, sister, you look so ugly, you look like you have a sour stomach, why are there still men to greet you, they still give you money, how did they greet you, how did they give you money?"

The female refueler scratched her head again, and showed a smile to Xiong Erwei: "Hehe, they all greet me like this, the first sentence is, sister, help me add two hundred and five oil." The second sentence is, sister, there seems to be a problem with your tanker, and the fuel is insufficient. Your sister simply ignored them. In the end, they all paid me two hundred and fifty and drove away!"

When Xiong Erwei heard this, he jumped back like a monkey: "My sister, I thought that if I said something, this can be regarded as a greeting to you, there is no way for people to do it, I really thought that they had never seen a woman, and they also favored ugly monsters like you, but you can't compare with my two Liu Qing!"

As soon as Brother Xiong mentioned his two Liu Qing, he couldn't help but shed a hala, and the female refueler scoffed: "Hmph, don't mention your two Liu Qing, I haven't told you just now, the two salesmen you mentioned, who in the town doesn't know, they just rely on cheating men to live."

I can tell you about this bear goods, they have deceived more than three digits of men, you can only count one percent of other people's people, and you can't rank at all, I also know that your bear goods must have been deceived to the point of being penniless, and then you didn't get any cheap!"

Brother Xiong jumped up as soon as he heard this: "My sister's, you can frame me, you can't frame my two Liu Qing, how can you say that they live by cheating men, how can you say that I can't be ranked, just like me Xiong Erwei, how can I not be ranked, I have to break my fingers with you, whether my brother Xiong can be ranked or not, my brother Xiong is going to ask you what the three digits of this old woman mean?"