Gao Feng twisted his ass and couldn't help but say that he carried the drunk into the bathroom, and he was wearing the cheongsam of the young woman Ma Lanhua and stretched it out, which made it easier for him to walk. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

However, his posture after opening the cheongsam made all the beauties burst into laughter, the young woman Ma Lanhua's fleshy transparent panties wrapped around her round buttocks, and she limped in Ma Lanhua's high heels, which was also an unimaginable picture, all of which made people laugh.

"Gao Meinu, you are so beautiful, you are the most beautiful waiter we have ever seen, we have seen such a beautiful waiter as you when we live so big, you can marry us!"

Looking at Gao Feng's swaying buttocks, all the beauties were making a fuss, imitating the drunkard's surprised look when he saw Gao Feng's first face, and they all felt that it was too funny.

"Sisters, such a funny picture, why don't we take a video of it, this is the most charming moment of the peak, and it is also the peak moment, we have to keep this exquisite moment. ”

The two sisters also took out their mobile phones to shoot videos, and the beauties were busy and took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

"You're so nasty, you stink. ”

As soon as the beauties took out their mobile phones, Gao Feng twisted his ass and entered the bathroom, locked the bathroom door, and kicked out Ma Lanhua's high heels.

"Master, why are you so strong, can you lighten it?"

The drunk was carried into the bathroom like a chicken by Gao Feng, and his body trembled, and his voice trembled.

can also blame him for being afraid, his more than 180 pounds of people are like chickens by Gao Feng, you can imagine how strong Gao Feng is, he is better than the weightlifting champion athlete.

"Drunkard, can the old lady not have much strength, the old lady and the prodigal son Yanqing have lived well for a few years, he has taught the old lady a lot of kung fu, this weightlifting is one of them, do you want to try the old lady's kung fu of removing her arms." ”

Gao Feng threw the drunk to the ground and grabbed his left arm, and the guy begged for mercy.

"Master, don't try it, I know your kung fu, it's better with Yan Qing, who doesn't know that kung fu, that's a good man in Liangshan, what kind of person am I, a wandering wanderer." ”

This guy was completely stunned, he knocked his head on the edge of the toilet, this bathroom was not very space, Gao Feng threw him to the ground, and the goods knelt in front of the toilet, and his head was just next to the edge of the toilet, and it was convenient to kowtow.

"Well, that's pretty much it, you also call the person who knows the times Junjie, and you are still Junjie.

Drunkard, let me ask you, do you like the teacher?"

Gao Feng patted the drunkard's head and asked, and the drunkard shook his head.

"Master, I don't like it, I don't like it. ”

"Hmph, drunkard, you just said that the master is the most beautiful waiter you have ever seen, and you still want to propose to me, why do you go back on your word. ”

Gao Feng crossed his hands on his hips and stared at each other, like a jealous woman, and the drunk smiled hehehe.

"Hehe, master, you were gentle and elegant just now, and you were infinitely charming, and I couldn't help but like you at that time.

However, the current division is infinitely powerful, just like Wu Song, the hero who fought the tiger, and I am afraid. ”

"Ouch, drunk, I'm sorry, this is a frank performance, you should be clear, women have two sides, one is gentle and elegant, the other is violent and abnormal, I ask you if you have a wife?"

Gao Feng shook his orchid fingers, twisted his waist, and imitated the movements of a charming woman, and the drunk replied.

"Master, of course I have, I've been married for almost 20 years, before I got married, my wife was very gentle and kind, but unfortunately that time was too short, only three or four days, and then it was old and violent, a full tigress went down the mountain, I can't remember that she is still a woman. ”

"Drunkard, that's right, your wife used to be gentle, but after marrying you, she became violent, in fact, this is a real woman, gentleness is shown to strangers, but violence is against your own family, such as husbands, children, and in-laws, etc.

For example, I am quite violent to Yan Qing, I am very violent, I am punched and kicked, and I am slashed with a knife when I move, I am violent to you, that also proves that I treat you as my own person, violence is the most real side of women, and I am real. ”

"Ouch, teacher, what you said is so right, it is infinite violence to my own family, my wife treats me like an enemy, scolding my mother at the lightest, chasing and slashing all over the street with a kitchen knife, and I still have the scar she cut on my belly. ”

When Gao Feng talked about violence, the drunk felt very much with him, and he also pointed to a scar on his belly to show Gao Feng.

Gao Feng looked at the long scar: "Drunkard, your wife is a gynecologist, she cut your scar as if a gynecologist did a cesarean surgery, this knife is so neat, is this thread also sewn by her, she is really willing, this is the hemp rope used to mend the soles of the shoes." ”

The drunkard's tears fell: "Master, no, she really has the potential to be a gynecologist, I also think that being a doctor depends entirely on practice makes perfect, just like my wife who trains me every day, sooner or later she will become a chief doctor." ”

"Well, you're so miserable, you drunkard is also bitter, don't you hurt?"

Gao Feng was quite sympathetic and patted the drunkard on the shoulder affectionately, and the drunkard was very moved.

"Master, it doesn't hurt now, it doesn't hurt when I just cut it, and it didn't hurt me to death when I sewed the hemp rope. ”

"Oh, that's not it, such a thick hemp rope is solid, it won't hurt you to death. ”

"Hey, drunk, what's wrong with you, gnashing your teeth like this, it's like your wife sewing your belly with hemp rope, and you feel like you're dying of pain. ”

The drunkard was suddenly sweating profusely, clenching his teeth, his face was distorted, and Gao Feng asked him with great concern, this drunk had been calling out for a long time.

"Master, you're tugging on my hemp rope, let go. ”

"Ouch, I'm sorry, drunk, I didn't mean to, I'm just used to being a female celebrity, and when I see this hemp rope, I can't help but think of the situation that gave me the soles of Yan Yanna's shoes. ”

Gao Feng was intentional, he pulled the drunkard's hemp rope on the belly, and secretly exerted himself, almost killing the drunkard.

"Drunkard, tell me again, who else is your wife violent?"

The drunkard replied: "Master, my wife is not only fierce to me, but she is also very fierce to my son, every day like a thief, whether it is not good at homework or bad exams, she has to scold and beat her, as if her son is not her own, and my parents, she also scolds her grandson at every turn, and beats her." ”

The more the drunkard spoke, the more angry he became, and he was indignant at his wife, as if the whole family had been mistreated by her.

Gao Feng asked, "Drunkard, let me ask you, who have you seen her gentle with?"

The drunken man replied casually: "Master, she is quite gentle to the old Song next door, as long as she sees the old Song, she is like Pan Jinlian seeing Ximenqing, usually pulling a bitter gourd face, and the sun is shining in an instant, and at the same time jumping up like a square dance." ”

When this drunkard talked about Lao Song next door, his eyes were on fire, and he gritted his teeth with hatred.

Gao Feng said: "Brother, the master has something to remind you, you have to guard against the old Song next door."

Hey, you are not a defense, it is estimated that your wife and the old Song next door are the relationship between Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, and they are already embarrassed.

Brother, your son, I guess it's not your own, maybe it's Lao Song next door. ”

"Yes, teacher, I have long suspected it, this old Song next door is not a thing, thinking of their dog man and woman, I am so angry that I grit my teeth.

Master, what's even more hateful is that I want to share a bed with my wife, but my wife actually proposed 500 yuan once, and if I don't have money, I don't have to talk about it, I don't remember when I shared a bed with my wife. ”

The drunkard howled, compassionate, and treated his wife well.

"Okay, I didn't expect that your one hundred and eighty pound man, still a weak man, would be bullied like this by a tigress, it's really pitiful.

Don't cry, tell me the truth, did you come to this shop to make trouble, just because you needed to find a woman, do you have any other reason?"

Gao Feng stopped talking and asked the drunk seriously, and the drunk replied without thinking.

"Master, of course there is, I was entrusted by someone, and they paid me to make trouble. ”

Gao Feng asked, "Oh, yes, who are you entrusted with?"

"I am entrusted by whom, and by whom I am entrusted.

Hey, no, Master, why did you ask this question, didn't you ask about my family's situation?"

The drunkard reacted suddenly, and he swallowed back what he was about to say, and instead asked Gao Feng.

Gao Feng softened down: "Brother, you are a hard-working person, my teacher is also a hard-working person, your wife is so cruel to you, but she hooked up with Lao Song next door and became an adulterer, this is the great misfortune of my brother's life, you can't even solve the minimum physiology of a man, you are the most wasteful."

Brother, we are all fallen people at the end of the world, we also belong to the same disease, my teacher is very sympathetic to your difficulties, you first tell me who asked you to make trouble, and then the teacher will solve your physical problems, how about waiting for you?"

"Master, this is not good, if you want to serve, then serve your brother now, your brother is indeed in a hurry, and then I can tell you the truth. ”

This drunk is very good, he is afraid that Gao Feng will fool himself, once he tells him the truth, he will not serve himself again, and the bamboo basket will be empty.

He also knows that women are powerful now, and they deceive people one by one, just like his wife, who is eye-to-eye with the old Song Mei next door, but he has been hiding from the world, and he has been unable to find evidence.

"Brother, okay, anyway, sooner or later, it's better to serve you now, then you turn around and bow over and face the toilet, and the master will serve you. ”

Gao Feng threw a wink at the drunk, and the drunk was hot, his blood was boiling, his eyes were blurred, he smiled happily, and bent down to hold the toilet according to Gao Feng's instructions, and he didn't forget to remind Gao Feng.

"Master, you have infinite strength, but you have to be lighter. ”

"Don't worry, drunk, this master will be a little lighter, and it won't make you feel pain!"

Gao Feng gritted his teeth, reached out and grabbed the neck of the goods and pressed them into the toilet, and the goods screamed.

"Master, I also found a problem, generally this posture should be you, not me. ”

Gao Feng said: "Drunk, there is nothing wrong, it is that you come to this posture, you will feel very refreshed when you come, and you will be refreshed after a while." ”

Gao Feng pressed the head of the goods into the toilet, pressed the valve of the toilet with one hand, and the water flowed down instantly, and the goods opened their mouths and drank it.

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