Sixth: Shu once heard the Zigui bird

Strange things in Sichuan, Hebei north wind chaos. A few more, the sword shadow dances the sword light.

The phoenix is in the nine heavens, and the dragon leaps in the abyss. Who is Qian, the drama removes red makeup.

Section 1: Wind and Dust

Yuanfang invaded the ancient road, and the clear green connected the deserted city.

This is an endless wilderness with vines and grass, reflecting the peaks in the distance. There was an ancient yellow mud road in the wilderness, and at the end of the ancient road, the sound of horses' hooves was quietly heard, and then two horses galloped out of the vines and grasses of the wasteland.

It was two great horses, one red and one apricot yellow.

On the back of the red horse was a delicate-looking girl, dressed in a pink skirt, covered with thick gowns, and combed with a double beard, and was only about fifteen years old. With a bag on her shoulder, a sword in her hand and a rein, her eyes never off the other knight, she looked like a maid.

On the apricot horse was another girl, no more than in her early twenties. She has a beautiful appearance, a slightly pointed chin, and two fluffy eyebrows that are light brown, almost but with moon eyebrows but different, quite Tang style. Dressed in an apricot-yellow silk satin shirt, embroidered with a phoenix on the outside, the horse gallops with the wind, the skirt is raised, and her graceful posture makes it even more phoenix-ready to fly.

The two horses galloped, only to see the woman in yellow carrying the reins on her left, holding a long sword in her right hand, clamping her legs, and shouting in a low voice: "Drive!" The horses were originally walking side by side, but at this moment, the yellow horse neighed and galloped with four hooves under the urging of the master, leaving the red horse behind in an instant. It is the nature of horses to compete with each other, and the red horse also has a long neigh, and does not wait for the master to raise the whip to urge, so he chases after it.

The two are always more than a foot apart, and the surrounding grass and trees pass in an instant, and the yellow horse can neither shake off the red horse, nor can the red horse catch up with the yellow horse. The four fields were empty, and there was no one in the wilderness, so they galloped uncontrollably, and ran until the grass was gradually gone, and the avenue was approaching, and then they gradually slowed down.

The woman in yellow and the woman in pink eased the reins and walked along the road, and the two horses were also happy after galloping, striding with their heads back, and their hooves rose and fell with force.

Suddenly, the girl in pink exclaimed: "Miss, look, there seems to be a dead man on the side of the road." The woman in yellow looked in the direction she was pointing, and vaguely saw a man hiding his face and falling on the side of the road. The two of them stepped forward, but they could only hear loud snoring, but it turned out to be a very sloppy beggar sleeping on the side of the road.

The girl in pink looked disgusted and pinched the tip of her nose lightly. The old beggar was covered in black, and it seemed that he had not been washed for several years, and it was naturally very smelly. The woman in yellow also frowned and said, "Jinxi, let's go around." She pulled the reins one by one, and was about to go around, when the old beggar suddenly turned over, and his whole body rested on the yellow dirt road, blocking all the way. The girl named Jinxi pulled the reins in a hurry, but the red horse was still slightly frightened, and took two steps back, almost knocking her upside down.

Jin Xi said in a daze: "Hey, old beggar, get up quickly, you are in our way!" The old beggar didn't care, his mouth was half open, and he didn't stop snoring. The woman in yellow knew something was wrong, and said immediately: "We are in a hurry, don't blame our predecessors." She took the horse back more than ten paces, raised the reins of the whip, and the yellow horse galloped up, and leaped over the head of the old beggar, and the girl in pink jumped over it in this way.

The two of them rode into a good horse, and in an instant, they threw the strange beggar away without a trace. Jinxi asked, "Miss, do you know where the beggar came from?"

"I don't know, but there are a lot of strange heroes and strangers in the rivers and lakes, and most of these beggars are this kind of people. The woman in yellow replied, "Besides, whoever turns over in a dream will stop snoring, but this beggar doesn't know where he came from, and when he turns over, he still snores all the time." If he hadn't practiced strange internal skills, he would have pretended to be asleep. ”

"Hmph, sure enough, it's pretending to be asleep. A stranger is a stranger, Wonder Man can't be said, Stinky Man is about the same, we dumped him so far, it still stinks. Jinxi pouted.

When the two of them walked for a short time, they felt that the stench was still there, and the red horse ran slower and slower, and it was more than three feet behind the yellow motor. It is said that the horsepower of the two horses is equal, and it should not be so. Jinxi urged again and again, but the red horse just couldn't get up fast.

The woman in yellow deliberately lifted the reins and deliberately fell, only to see the red horse bulge under the belly, she was covered by the harness at first glance, and thought that the red horse was sick, but after a closer look, it turned out that there was a person hidden under the horse's belly, he was holding the horse, and he was still sleeping by himself! This jujube red horse was carrying two people, no wonder the yellow horse was going to lag behind.

Jinxi followed the gaze of the woman in yellow, and also realized that she was angry for a moment, and shouted: "Dead beggar! Not yet!" The person holding the horse's belly was none other than the old beggar who was lying in the middle of the road, covered in a foul smell.

The woman in yellow knew in her heart that the beggar must have taken advantage of the momentum to hug the horse's belly when Jinxi's horse jumped over his head. This kung fu seems to be as fast as the eyes are clear, but between this leap and a hug, not only did it not alarm Jinxi, but it was not turned upside down by the jujube red horse along the way, it was not as simple as imagined.

"Hmm, hmm, it's so fragrant, so fragrant that the old beggar's stomach began to growl. The beggar smacked his lips. It seems that he is not holding a horse's belly, but a fragrant big fat pig. Obviously, this was a satire on the owner of the horse.

Jinxi was ashamed and angry for a while, and scolded: "Stinky beggar!" and immediately pulled out his long sword and slashed it under the horse's belly. The woman in yellow knew that this beggar was strong in martial arts, and it was too late to stop drinking. The beggar shouted, "Ouch!" and was forced to let go of his hand by the long sword, and his whole body flew out.

"It's strange!" said the woman in yellow.

But the old beggar rolled down from the grass and disappeared again, as if the world had evaporated.

Although the two were suspicious, they could not see what the beggar wanted, so they continued on their way. After traveling for more than ten miles, it was time to eat noodles in a small shop next to the road. As soon as the two bowls of beef and braised noodles were served, I heard someone outside the store shouting: "Give the old man a stack of braised beef, and then make two corners of good wine!" Listening to this loud voice with a hint of hoarseness, isn't it the strange beggar?

The woman in yellow and Jinxi glanced at each other, and they were both surprised: "We just arrived on the front foot of the Dawan good horse, and he followed with the back foot, how can this person's foot travel so fast?"

The old beggar pulled over a bench and reclined down, his feet on the table, and a pair of black feet stained with black mud from the corner of the table. The shopkeeper touched the cloth hanging on his shoulder, with a look of disgust, and reluctantly stepped forward and said, "Hey, there is no food left at this time, you go over there, don't hinder our business." ”

The old beggar looked at him with wide eyes, and said with a strange look: "The old flower is here to do your business? Why, your shop doesn't sell braised beef or wine?"

"Hmph, even if you know the goods, although the shop is small, it is also full of wine and meat! These twelve years of bamboo leaves are famous far and wide!" Xiao Er said proudly.

The old beggar's eyes rolled slightly, and he smiled obscenely: "Hey, hey, since that's the case, why don't you hurry up and give the old man a pot of flowers? The wine worms in the belly of the old man are about to rebel!"

Xiao Er glanced at him and said, "Hmph, it would be good to give you some scraps later!" Do you still want to drink? If you want to drink, you can get the money?" He turned around and left, not forgetting to mutter: "Hey, I've never seen a beggar begging for wine!"

The old beggar grabbed it with his black hand, dragged Xiao Er and said, "Hey, little brother, this is your fault, how do you know that the old man has no money to give you?"

Xiao Er said: "Look at you like this, do you look like a rich master? If you were rich, you should have changed this clothes a long time ago!" He hurriedly pulled the corner of his clothes, for fear that the other party would smear the black mud on himself.

"Hey, little brother, you can't say that, there is a saying: 'People can't look good, and the sea can't fight', beggars have no money, they can beg for it, and the money for this wine and food will never be less than you. Besides, I haven't seen you embarrass the two chicks in front of you for this money?" the old beggar talked eloquently, and seemed to have some truth.

Xiao Er said: "Heh, you are always called a flower, why do you compare with the two girls of other people?

The old beggar grinned and said, "Then you will be gone! Don't look at those two girls who are beautifully dressed and look rich, but in fact they are the masters of white food." This is a reminder for you, don't wait for a while to get two bowls of noodles on credit, but you can't get half of it!"

Jinxi listened to him insinuate that Miss and herself, she was not angry, slapped the table, and said with the same sarcasm: "Dogs don't spit ivory in their mouths! Xiao Er, you just give him it, the girls can't bear to listen to his chirping. As for who doesn't have the money to pay the bill, it will be clear later. Jinxi only said that this person deliberately pretended to be a beggar.

The old beggar smiled and said: "That's right, the wine and food are served first, and when the old beggar is full and well-fed, he will naturally be in a good mood." Later, if those two have no money to settle the bill, the old beggar will settle it for them, so as not to make the girl's face tender and unsightly. ”

"You!" As soon as Jinxi's left hand slapped the scabbard, she was pressed by the woman in yellow with her right hand. "Miss, this person is too deceitful!" The woman in yellow said: "You girl, people will let people say whatever they like, why should we bother so much, let's eat noodles quickly, it's cold." ”

Jinxi pouted, her face full of displeasure, but she still responded: "Yes, miss." ”

After the two finished eating noodles, Xiao Er came over, bent down to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and said kindly: "Two bowls of beef and lo mein, a total of 20 Wen!"

"Good. Jinxi touched the waist seal, but found it empty, and said in her heart: "I remember that the change was put on my body, why is it gone?" She blushed, and said with a busy smile: "Hehe, it may be a mistake, it's okay, there is a money bag in the baggage, little second brother, you wait a while." ”

"Okay!" Xiao Er put the dishes and chopsticks into the basin while wiping the clean tabletop.

Jinxi opened the bag and turned it inside and out several times, but still didn't see the money bag. Seeing her anxious expression, the woman in yellow asked, "What's the matter?" Jinxi was so anxious that she was about to cry, the corners of her mouth hung into an inverted crescent moon, and she paused: "Miss, our money bag is gone! ”

The little second saw that she even turned over the burden, but she still couldn't take out half of the money, half disdain, half surprised, and secretly said in her heart: "Tut-tut, I can't imagine that these two girls really eat white food, and their clothes are so good-looking. ”

The old beggar laughed: "Look at you, it's exposed! Come on, come on, I'm always in a good mood today, and I'll pay for you!" he flicked his wrist, and an embroidery bag flew over like a bullet, and it happened to fall into Xiao Er's hand. The bag was about the size of two fists, heavy, and I was afraid that it would be as much as a hundred and ten gold.

Jinxi saw it and shouted: "Miss, that's our money bag!" She pointed at the beggar and scolded: "Wow, stinky beggar, dare to steal the girl's money, I want you to look good!"

Jinxi raised his left foot back, kicked up the long sword, grabbed his pink left hand, pulled it out with a "brush", and stabbed at the old beggar. The woman in yellow secretly said: "This old flower must have stolen the money from Jinxi when he was lying on the horse's belly and flying out, and I don't know when he stole the money in the baggage at this moment." His clever and empty methods are so wonderful, and he is so good at drinking, could it be that he is a drunkard who is called a 'thief with wonderful hands' in the rivers and lakes?"

She saw that Jinxi stabbed the beggar with more than ten swords, and the beggar just screamed and dodged, and he was still holding a large piece of braised beef in his hand, and the sauce was splashed everywhere. "Oh, don't mind, girl, you have something to say, you have something to say, this is going to kill the old beggar!"

Xiao Er was also busy saying: "Girl, pay attention, the small shop can't afford to toss, don't break the pots and pans, tables and chairs, ah, hey." ”

The beggar was like a gag, full of foreign appearances, but Jinxi just couldn't help it.

The woman in yellow knew that the beggar had no malicious intentions, but after all, she didn't know what he wanted. When she was about to make a move to stop the two, a person suddenly rushed in from outside the store and shouted at the old beggar: "Stinky flowers! Don't hand over the hundred-year-old poria soon!" The man was less than five feet tall, but he was very fat, and his hands and feet were rough, and he looked like a ball of meat from a distance.

The old beggar smiled and said: "It's so good, the big boss of Sancai Fort is chasing after him! If the old man is caught by him, he will definitely not be able to eat and walk around." Hey, fierce little girl, we'll have a meeting later!"

The beggar stretched out his fingers and flicked away Jinxi's long sword, rolled on the spot, and then broke away from Jinxi's sword style, and then he didn't know what technique he used, and disappeared as soon as he slipped away. The dwarf winter melon crawled continuously, knocked open two tables, broke three benches, and chased after it as if flying, and disappeared in a moment.

The shopkeeper hurried out and saw that the dishes were shattered, and he was even more mournful. Xiao Er hurriedly packed up the pieces, and when he was about to pick up the table and chair that had fallen up, he suddenly remembered the money bag in his hand and wanted to open it to see what was going on. Unexpectedly, Jinxi snatched it, glared at him and said, "This is the girl's money bag!"

Xiao Er didn't dare to take it, but muttered: "I don't know if it's true, maybe it was robbed by two female robbers." Jinxi kicked him lightly and scolded: "What nonsense!" She counted the money, and saw that there was no shortage, but more of her own change, so she took out two hanging coins and deliberately tore off the hanging rope, threw the money on the ground and said, "Take it." Xiao Er was so busy picking it up that he didn't have time to say more.

Jinxi pouted, looking unhappy. The woman in yellow persuaded: "Okay, don't vomit, the old beggar is teasing us, it seems that there is no malice." Jinxi muttered a few words and scolded several times: "Stinky beggar who can't die well." "That's it.

She was about to put the money bag in her bag, but suddenly found something strange in the baggage, and hurriedly shouted: "Miss, it's so strange, come and see!" The woman in yellow stepped forward, and it turned out that there was a small cloth bag in the baggage. She opened it and saw a humanoid grass root in yellow and black, wrinkled all over her body. The woman in yellow said in her heart: "This is probably the hundred-year-old Poria cocos mentioned in the mouth of the dwarf winter melon just now, right? This Poria cocos looks like it is more than three hundred years old, it is really a rare thing to see in time." It turns out that the old beggar deliberately provoked Jinxi, just to secretly put this Poria into our baggage, what does he want to do?"

There was also a ball of white paper next to the cloth bag, and Jinxi took it out and handed it to the woman in yellow.

The woman in yellow opened it and saw four big characters written crookedly on it: "Don't go home!"