Chapter 257: Calamity Charm (1 Update)
"If you don't call us when you come back, do you still have us in your heart?"
"Yes, I've been out for so long, not only have I not had a phone call, but I haven't even sent us an email. Even if there are none of these, at least there is a letter. ”
"Brother Jiang Feng, we are all worried about you these days when you are away. ”
“……”
One woman is equal to five hundred ducks, and a disgruntled woman is equal to five thousand ducks. And now it's five disgruntled women, which is equivalent to ......
No, I'll have to do the math. 17 gets 7, 2748, 38 Women's Day, May Day...... Well, it's the equivalent of a lot of ducks.
The five of them took turns to count Jiang Feng, and they fell for more than two hours.
Finally, when the night was really late, everyone went back to their rooms to sleep.
Call......
Jiang Feng let out a long sigh of relief.
Listening to the number of these five digits, the pressure is really much greater than when facing the old dragon. However, if Jiang Feng was allowed to choose, he would still not let anyone replace him to be counted.
Pain and happiness may mean that.
After Jiang Feng closed the door, he immediately took out a stack of yellow paper and a plate of cinnabar ink from the small wooden box in the room.
There was no dust on the surface of this small wooden box, and it was obvious that someone was often cleaning this box for Jiang Feng on weekdays.
Carefully cut the talisman, pour in a little mineral water to melt the solidified cinnabar ink. Jiang Feng was about to draw the talisman when suddenly there was a "bang" sound in the wardrobe in the room.
Jiang Feng frowned, and immediately asked at the wardrobe: "Who is it!"
Bang!
The wardrobe door opened, and an object flew out of it.
Jiang Feng was stunned for a moment, and then quickly opened his arms and held the flying thing in his arms steadily.
"Hahaha...... Dogs!
"If I don't come out, have you forgotten about me?"
Ever since Goudan'er fused with the Qilin Demon Soul Bead, it has been able to speak human language. At this moment, there was obviously a tone of deep dissatisfaction, which suddenly made Jiang Feng's heart feel cold.
The five "resentful women" who have just left, do they have to deal with this "resentful dog" now? No, it's Pixiu. Eh, that's not right, it's a unicorn.
……
Well, Jiang Feng couldn't tell what kind of species the current dog was now.
However, there was one thing that made Jiang Feng quite strange, the dog eggs that were covered in scales and had antlers on his head before had now returned to the appearance of the black leper dog in the past.
"Why did you change back to your old self?"
Jiang Feng not only expressed his doubts, but also diverted the topic of dogs.
Dogdan'er wagged his tail and said, "I have successfully fused the Qilin Demon Soul Bead completely, and of course I can restore it to its current appearance." Although the previous appearance was more spirited, after all, this appearance has followed me for many years, and I still prefer the way it is now. ”
"It's good to recover, so that wherever I go in the future, I can take you with me again. ”
"Hmph, you're embarrassed to say, if I hadn't shown up on my own initiative, you'd ......"
"Shhhh......h He pointed to the rune paper and cinnabar that had been prepared, and said mysteriously: "I'm going to start drawing talismans, let's talk about something later." ”
The dog grinned dissatisfiedly at its sharp teeth, but saw that Jiang Feng had already begun to form seals. It didn't dare to say anything more, just silently walked to the door and guarded the door for Jiang Feng.
"The cloud seal is too empty, at the beginning of the catastrophe. At first glance, sinking or floating. Please calamity today, destroy the body and ......"
What Jiang Feng recited in his mouth was originally the mantra of "Rejuvenation Talisman". It's just that his sentence "Please Danzhu today, return my body comfort" was changed to "Please calamity today, destroy body comfort".
In this way, this "rejuvenation charm" that specializes in curing diseases and saving people has become a "calamity charm" that accelerates the aggravation of diseases in the human body.
It's a shame that Lu Chuxue isn't here, otherwise he would definitely have to scold Jiang Feng again for being a means of the evil devil's outer way.
After Jiang Feng finished reciting the talisman, he immediately picked up the pen and dotted the cinnabar, and then the pen walked away and the dragon snake began to draw the talisman.
Today's luck is good, and the calamity charm is a success.
In the past, the talisman that Jiang Feng had formed was glowing with a faint yellow light. This time, however, the calamity talisman painted by Jiang Feng looked faintly surrounded by gray mist.
Jiang Feng pinched the talisman paper, and kept reciting Huangfu Lang's name and birth date in his mouth. It didn't take long for the rune paper to spontaneously combust without fire.
Night, Huangfu's house.
The Huangfu family is known as the first family in Yanjing, and there is no need to say more about how luxurious and spacious its mansion is, and how ingenious it is.
It's just that the villa where Huangfu Lang lives alone is no worse than the good courtyard house in Yanjing.
There are four days left to be the day when Huangfu Lang and Shangguan Yunyan get engaged, and Huangfu's family has sent out invitations to invite relatives and friends to attend the banquet.
In Yanjing, being able to receive an invitation from the Huangfu's family is definitely a status symbol. And the Huangfu family also began to prepare intensively for this engagement ceremony.
But Huang Fulang, who is the protagonist, has never worried about it, except for lingering in the bright bars and KTV all day long, he continues to do his things that bully men and women.
For example, now, Huang Fu Lang is pressing the woman he coerced and seduced, struggling to exercise.
If anyone else sees it, they will definitely be able to recognize it at a glance, and this woman is one of the most popular female stars at present. Moreover, she was married two years ago and had children.
Huangfu Lang had already taken half a viagra pill beforehand, and it was time for him to be vigorous.
However, all of a sudden, he softened on the woman, his whole body twitched, and his body temperature rose rapidly.
At first, the female star thought that Huangfu Lang was finished, and she was wondering why she didn't feel it at all. However, when she felt that Huang Fulang's body temperature had become more and more abnormal, and her body was twitching all the time, she was suddenly frightened and quickly pushed Huang Fulang away.
Huangfu Lang kept coughing, and many small bumps slowly appeared on his body.
He was still majestic and high-spirited just now, but now he suddenly became like an old man in the twilight.
Huang Fulang stretched out his hand to the female star and said weakly: "Go and help me call someone in, quickly!"
"Oh, oh, oh......" The female star nodded, got dressed in a panic, ran out of the room and began to shout: "Come on, come on...... Help......"
Huangfu Sanatorium.
This is a hospital that is only open to the core members of the Huangfu family, and it has the best doctors, the most advanced equipment, and the best medical staff and living environment.
As one of the undoubted core members of the Huangfu family, Huangfu Lang will naturally be sent here first by the Sudden Emergency Pathology Institute.
After a night of examination, medication. Huangfu Lang's current physical condition has finally stabilized, but the conclusion given by a group of doctors after the final confirmation at sunrise is undoubtedly a major blow to the Huangfu family.
Huang Fulang was not surprised to be infected with the HIV virus.
When he heard the news, Huangfu Lei's wife fainted directly to the ground.