Chapter Twenty-Three: The Wedding Queue in the Chapel
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A passer-by student ran past in a rage and shouting. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
My ears shook, it seemed that I had heard something terrible, these two goods had only known each other for a long time and got married, and there was no criticism of the age or something secular or something school or something under the control of the powerful brain silkworm. Tsk, these days, all the churches have been built in chicken coops, how big is that chicken coop? Is the football field so big, how many chickens do you have to fit?
Forget it, the church, just go there~
At this time, another passer-by student shouted and ran over: "Outside! The daughter of the Lan Consortium, Da Chunlu, will marry the eldest young master of the Zhang family and the third young master Shuangfei of the world's third consortium tomorrow!"
=mouth=
Wait, wait, wait, do you mean that I just got married today, and I have to get married again tomorrow and play 3P? This Nima is too heavy-mouthed! Calm, I want to be calm, this level is nothing, I have already stopped my heart.
"Extra! Extra! The daughter of the Lan Consortium, Da Chunlu, said that she would marry her ten brothers together in the middle of the shark pond in Ocean Park the day after tomorrow!"
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Nima doesn't even let go of his brother, and he goes to ten at a time, does Nima plan to stage a good show of one woman and ten men at night?
It's not good, it's not good, the SAN value has dropped again, the blue bottle and the blue bottle~
Knock knock knock
A bottle of belly, recovered.
"Extra! Extra......"
"Your brother-in-law's mouth!!" I kicked him away, and mooed like a bull.
"Extra......! Uh......"
Another "outsider" ran over, and was stunned by my terrible eyes.
In short, before the "outside" army arrived, I left the place and walked quickly to the church.
As soon as you enter the chicken coop, there is a hole in the sky, and a solemn church with a cross on the roof appears in front of you.
Nima's ingenuity is no longer enough to describe, can anyone tell me how I can build a large church in a chicken coop that ordinary people can't enter. As for how you asked me how I got in, I can only say that it was frame skipping.
That's it, let's go in first.
Pushing open the door, the priest was holding the Bible and reading the elegy to Midori Sakura and Dark:
"Would you like this man to be your husband? Accompany him to melamine milk, gelatin old yogurt, clenbuterol sausages, gutter rape...... Until the end of life?"
"I do. โ
Huh? Did I open it the wrong way?
I calmly closed the door and reopened it.
"Would you like this woman to be your wife? Buy her cadmium rice, hydrogen peroxide wings, aluminum steamed buns, paper bean curd...... Until the end of life?"
"I do. โ
โฆโฆ Well, it seems that the way I opened it was not wrong, and Midori Sakura and Dark Shao happily expressed their determination, poor Dark Young~ If he knew...... Well, he should know that tomorrow and the day after tomorrow there will be his current "wife's" wedding, NTR's taste is not good~
The priest continued: "In the name of leather shoes, I congratulate you on your marriage to the Z national style. โ
"Thank you, thank you!" Green Sakura, who was wearing a cheongsam but attending a Western-style wedding, smiled like a little star who came on stage to accept the award, and then she saw me open her mouth wide and look shocked, and then her little face turned red, and she ran over with small steps, and said to me: "Ah Shen, it just so happens that you are also here, you can also marry with me." โ
=mouth=
"I'll do the math, huh...... Calculate it! Ah Shen, you will wait until a month later, and there will be five boys with you at that time, and we will have a 6p ......" The little girl Green Sakura is smiling so happily and so happy~
"Ah~ I can't stand it anymore. I waved my hand unhappily and put aside the hand that Green Sakura was pulling at me, it's not big or small, don't you understand the difference between men and women?
"Please respect yourself, what do you think of boys. I glared at Midori Sakura with a cold tone and a slightly angry expression, Midori Sakura's face showed confusion and fear, but more shock, maybe because I was the first to refuse her, after all, under normal circumstances, everyone else would act according to the will of "Su".
"Husband~!" Midori Sakura cried and threw herself into the dark girl's arms, and she had to admit that her husband gave me goosebumps falling to the ground.
"Whoever throws goosebumps will be fined!" a cleaning aunt questioned.
"Auntie, you have nothing to do to show your sense of existence, good, go outside to sell cute......" I persuaded Auntie to go out.
Then I saw that the dark man came over three steps and two steps and grabbed my collar, and drank: "You are so bold that you dare to make my green son cry." โ
I tilted my head at a 32-degree angle: "Donkey?"
"Dare to scold my green son for being a donkey, you are not allowed to insult my donkey!" This almost roaring big brother seems to have made a slip of the tongue, as for whether others laughed, anyway, I laughed, and laughed very happily~
Suddenly, a large group of people dressed in black and wearing sunglasses, dressed like the Matrix, rushed in, and they separated left and right in an orderly manner, standing upright like bamboo poles.
"Big guy!" the group of black-clothed men bowed slightly, respectfully to the white man in a suit who walked on the red carpet in the middle.
"Hmm. The white suit looked at it, and then smiled kindly at Midori Sakura, "Sakurako." โ
"Big brother!" Sakura happily threw herself into the big brother's arms again.
I looked at the two of them at a forty-five degree angle in my new house, and wondered, "Shadow?"
"Big brother~ The two of them scolded me for being a donkey, you have to make the decision for me~" Green Sakura shook her arms in a white suit coquettishly and did not obey.
And the eldest brother of the green cherry blossom also became angry with his kind face after hearing this, and he viciously threatened me and the dark young man who was trembling with fear because of a slip of the tongue: "You two little rabbit cubs who don't know what to do, dare to say bad things about my donkey, look for death, right?"
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"Why don't you speak! Apologize to my donkey!"
Embarrassment, big guy, your image has all collapsed, and Green Sakura, what are you gloating about, where is your 890 IQ?
The big guy was very angry, and the consequences were very serious, he made a big move, and his black-clothed elites took out their pistols and aimed them at me and the dark boy.
Dark Shao was so frightened that he was so frightened that the donkey rolled and crawled to the feet of the big guy and begged: "I'm sorry! Brother Donkey, I just accidentally said something wrong, I didn't mean to insult your donkey." Then he begged to look at Midori Sakura, "Donkey, I'm sorry for you, please beg Donkey Brother to spare my life!"
"Hmph! The big guy snorted coldly, took out the snatch and shot the dark young head, and the ketchup flowed all over the ground, causing serious environmental pollution.
"Who littered the corpses again. At this juncture, the sweeping aunt came to add to the chaos again, "I don't know if the corpse is difficult to sweep, the red and white are flowing all over the ground, have you thought about it for our low-level staff, do you still have a sense of public morality!"
"Okay, okay, aunt, it's none of your business here, I'll give you five cents to go out and buy dried tofu, what should you do......" I half-pushed and half-persuaded and said that it was not easy to invite this aunt who maliciously sold cuteness out again.
"Boy, you have a kind of dare to ignore me. "As soon as I asked my aunt to be free, this unsympathetic guy had already put the gun to my temple, and I could feel a strong sense of danger, which was not comparable to my harmonious version of a firearm, this was a real guy who could kill people.
Looking at the priest, well, the priest said that he had been disconnected for a long time, ignore the guy.
As for Midori Sakura, she seems to be very indifferent, indeed, as the mother of "Sue", she really doesn't treat the people of this world as people, but as NPCs, so it's no wonder she was shocked and angry after I rejected her.
"Big brother, don't kill him yet. "I'm going to interrogate him myself, then make him fall under my pomegranate skirt and abandon him at the end." โ
โฆโฆ Slut, do you dare to be a little more brain-dead?
"Okay. โ
The gun on my forehead was removed, and I quickly turned the Ring of Escape, three times clockwise and three times counterclockwise.
"Paradox Realm โ Scarlet Rule, Unfold!"
At this moment, I felt that my consciousness was halfway taken away, and the world in front of me became a different scene......