Gao Feng was stopped in the red and yellow line area by two security personnel of Xiaoyue International Hotel, and he must be asked to show his ID, otherwise he will not be able to enter or leave.

These two security guards are not in the oil and salt, Gao Feng was helpless, and spoiled the two security personnel, but the two security personnel were also indifferent, and explained the truth to him, they were afraid of the hotel fine, and a fine of 2,000 was imposed on a beautiful woman.

Gao Feng said to the two security guards, isn't it just a fine of 2,000, this girl has money, and she is willing to give them 2,000 yuan, as long as they can accommodate him and let him in.

Money can make ghosts grind, Gao Feng's suggestion was immediately agreed by these two security personnel, they were overjoyed, and at the same time helped Gao Feng prepare a badge, the badge of the security guard in Xiaoyue City TV Station.

When Gao Feng saw the badge of the female security guard of the Xiaoyue City TV station, he suddenly realized that he was tricked by this Mei Yi Sister again, and this Mei Yi Sister just stabbed him to see Gao Feng's embarrassment.

"Hehe, two handsome guys, you give me that badge first, and I'll give you money in a while. ”

The two security guards waved their hands and said, "That's not good, hand over the card with one hand and pay the money with the other, you take out the money, and we will exchange it at the same time." ”

"Hmph, you two bastards, you can't respect women, you don't know that ladies come first. ”

Gao Feng scolded them, and the two security guards smiled and said: "Hehe, I'm sorry, we are well-informed people, and we also know that you women are the most deceitful, and you women are the best scoundrels. ”

Gao Feng also smiled: "Hehe, what you said is not false at all, this is indeed the case, as long as we women twist our butts a little, you men will be tired and half dead." ”

Gao Feng also remembered that the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue came, as long as this girl twisted her ass to herself, then he would be tired and half dead and half alive, which is equivalent to what Wang Xiaoyue said, as long as this girl throws a wink at herself, he Comrade Gao Feng will have to ride a bicycle desperately, and he has to be a cow and a horse.

Gao Feng said again: "Two handsome guys, this is called the death of the peony flower, and it is also romantic to be a ghost, you can be merry, you give me the badge, and I will give you an IOU, okay?"

The two security guards shook their heads together: "No, we never believe in IOUs, as long as we make IOUs, it means that we will not receive this money in this life, and we will be given a stupid commemoration, we don't do this fool's thing, we only follow the hand to pay the money and the other hand to hand over the card." ”

The conditions proposed by Gao Feng were rejected by these two security personnel, and they only agreed to pay the money with one hand and the card with the other, and other methods were not to be discussed.

"So, you are really a good comparison, you are the best pair of security personnel this girl has ever seen, this girl admires you very much, this girl admires you very much. ”

"Beauty, it's useless to admire, this is the right way to pay the money with one hand and the card with the other, you hurry up and take the money. ”

The two security guards were not impressed by Gao Feng's praise at all, they only recognized money, and they only needed to hand over the money with one hand and the card with the other.

"Okay, two handsome guys, then you can pay the money with one hand and the card with the other, and you can go to this girl and get it. ”

Gao Feng took out his wallet and took out four thousand yuan from his wallet, he didn't have so much money, but before leaving, Bi Yue's mother gave him five thousand yuan, she told Gao Feng that he had to be the best man with a gift, but people with a head and face got married, and the gift was not a small amount, two hundred and three hundred would definitely not be able to take it, and you shouldn't take too much, then follow five thousand yuan.

Gao Feng said that he didn't want Bi Yue's mother's money, this rape flower really regarded himself as a son-in-law, and he was afraid that it would not be good for anyone if it went on like this.

However, this Comrade Rape Flower is a person who is not easy to refuse, she said that she also asked Gao Feng to take the money, and she also told Comrade Gao Feng that if the money is not taken out, then you will take it back to her, in this case, Gao Feng will take her money, anyway, the wedding is over and you can return it to Rape Flower.

I really didn't expect that the money given by the rape flower would come in handy now, and the two security guards would have to pay the money with one hand and the card with the other, if they took out their wallets, they could only take out three or five hundred yuan, and it would not be directly in the soup.

Gao Feng was quite grateful to Rape Flower for stuffing him with money, so he took out 4,000 yuan from his wallet, put it in his fake chest, and secretly sent Qiu Bo to the two security guards, suggesting that the two security guards take money from his chest.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, Xiao Jie, we have seen a lot of your tricks, and we have been fooled twice, when we just put our hands on the breasts of the beauties, they tore their throats and shouted, saying that we grabbed their steamed buns, so that we will not only not get a penny, but also lose four thousand yuan." ”

"Yes, you've seen a lot, you're really well-informed, you've all experienced this situation. ”

Gao Feng stuffed 4,000 yuan in his chest and asked the two security guards to reach in and take it, but these two security guards were very skilled, and the two security guards were very proud.

"Hehe, Xiao Jie, look at what kind of big hotel we are, we are a six-star international hotel, what kind of ordinary small hotel do you think this is, of course we are well-informed, your trick is too old-fashioned, we are not fooled." ”

"So, because of things, you are indeed well-informed, and you are indeed the security personnel of a six-star hotel.

However, this girl can tell you, you reach in and get the money, this girl promises not to tear her voice and shout that you grab my steamed buns, you can rest assured to reach out and take it. ”

"Really, do you mean what you say?"

When Gao Feng said this, the two security guards looked at him with disbelief, and Gao Feng straightened his chest again.

"I don't believe it, two handsome guys can give it a try, you can give it a try now, I promise I won't call you to catch my steamed buns." ”

Gao Feng told the two security guards with certainty, and the two security guards raised their hands and reached for Gao Feng's chest, their faces also leaning forward, and the two of them wrinkled their noses at that time.

"Hmph, Xiao Jie, why do you still have a smell of meat in your breasts, it seems that Tianjin Dog ignores the smell of meat. ”

"Hehe, then you smell right, this girl's breasts are meaty, this girl's breasts are originally meat, are you salivating?" ”

"Yes, we do salivate, we can't smell the smell of Tianjin Goubuli buns, and we think that you are still authentic Goubuli buns. ”

The saliva of the two security guards flowed down on the spot, almost not reaching Gao Feng's chest, and Gao Feng pushed them.

"Hehe, two handsome guys, you are right, this is indeed the case, this girl is the authentic dog ignore here, this girl's favorite is the dog ignorance, this girl eats this dog ignore the bun every day, so this girl's chest naturally has the taste of the dog ignoring the bun, so do you dare to reach out and take the money?"

Gao Feng can really fool the two security personnel, how can he eat Goubuli buns every day, and the meat on his chest will become the taste of Goubuli buns, so he can only have this residual meat fragrance in his mouth.

"Well, Xiao Xie, as long as you don't shout at us to grab your steamed buns, then we dare to reach in and get the money. ”

Gao Feng nodded to the two security guards very affirmatively: "Of course, this girl said just now, I will never call you to grab this girl's steamed buns, you can reach in with confidence." ”

After receiving an affirmative answer from Comrade Gao Feng, the two security personnel did not hesitate to put their hands into Gao Feng's chest, and when the hands of the two security personnel reached Gao Feng's chest, Comrade Gao Feng opened his throat and shouted.

"Come on, these two hooligans grab this girl's buns, come on, these two hooligans grab this girl's buns!"

"Hey, Xiao Jie, why don't you talk nonsense, didn't you just swear to tell us, no matter how we reach in and get the money, you won't call us to catch your steamed buns, now why are you shouting that we are catching your buns!"

When Gao Feng suddenly opened his voice and shouted, the two security guards panicked, they quickly hugged Gao Feng, and covered his mouth with their hands, while saying why he went back on his word.

Gao Feng said: "Yes, this girl just said that I didn't call you to catch my steamed buns, I told you to catch my steamed buns, everyone else is steamed buns, this girl is a bun, I don't count if I don't speak." ”

The two security guards shouted loudly: "I'll go, we have tried everything to prevent it, but we still haven't stopped it, you are an old fox, we are not taking advantage of it now, but we are making a commotion."

Xiao Jie, count us unlucky, don't shout, okay, let's discuss a solution, let's let you in, we don't want your documents, okay?"

Gao Feng shook his head: "This is not good, you just said, you have encountered this situation twice before, and you have each paid two thousand yuan to compensate, and now this girl also needs to compensate." ”

"Xiao Jie, let's discuss it, you see that everyone is a vulnerable group, you have to pay a hundred less, we will give you 1,900 yuan in compensation, even if you give us the food money, we will remember your favor." ”

The two security guards discussed with Gao Feng if they could leave them a hundred yuan for the meal, and Gao Feng shook his head.

"No, you can't drop a point, this girl doesn't know, your hotel has a working meal, you don't need to pay for the meal, two thousand yuan can't be less, otherwise, I'm going to shout, saying that you catch this girl's Tianjin dog ignores the buns." ”

Gao Feng said that he didn't agree to the request of the two security guards, he jumped and jumped, like a shrew, and completely subdued the two security guards, and the two security guards had to compensate him 4,000 yuan on the spot, and gave him two badges of Xiaoyue City TV Station.

"Grandma's, we went to the steamed buns, but we didn't guard against the buns, these two Tianjin dogs ignore the buns, but the food is too expensive, two thousand yuan a piece, if you go to the steamed bun shop to eat authentic dogs, it will be eaten for half a year." ”

The two security personnel, let go of Comrade Gao Feng, they are all repentant in their intestines, these two buns are precious, and they are undoubtedly sky-high buns.