Chapter 311 Yellow Planet Tourism

When Xiao Ao gradually woke up, he found that Lan Tian was sleeping comfortably holding the wind chimes, and he asked drunkenly what is going on tomorrow?

Tomorrow replied stupidly, "Blue Sky is drunk, and the wind chimes are drunk with him. 」

Xiao Ao hugged the golden haired head in his hand and shouted in pain: "My head hurts so much, it turns out that I am so sad to be drunk, what kind of wine is deep and affectionate, it is all a lie, after waking up, in addition to pain or pain, you can't drink after tomorrow?"

Tomorrow will still be stupid and replied, "We dragons are not afraid of alcohol, I don't know why Lan Tian is drunk, he should not be drunk?"

Cut! Damn, is that so? And persuaded me to drink with the wind chimes! Will this guy scare the wind chimes again and say that he is drunk, I will shake them all up and ask them clearly.

Xiao Ao shook Lan Tian vigorously, Lan Tian and the wind chime opened their eyes at the same time, Lan Tian was a little annoyed and asked angrily, "Why are you arguing us to sleep? Don't you know that the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold?"

Xiao Ao was not to be outdone, and asked sternly, "Why are you drunk, aren't you not drunk after ten thousand cups?"

Lan Tian also replied with a heartfelt voice: "I want to let myself get drunk when I am drunk, between drunk and not drunk, between sober and unsober, it is all under my control, but what does this matter to you, get out of the way." 」

Xiao Ao touched his golden hair, and said a little wordlessly, "Oh, what's the matter with me, hmm...

Maybe it's because I envy you for sleeping so sweetly, but my head hurts and wants to explode, this headache is so painful, I don't dare to drink in the future. 」

Lan Tian still said seriously: "Grandpa Ming told me to sleep with wind chimes, it will be easier to sleep, this trick really works, I am dreaming a lot, but you are arguing, you are really annoying enough, you are already in human form, and you are so bad at being a person." 」

Feng Chime sat up and asked with concern, "Xiao Ao, your head hurts, is it like this when you are drunk, I used to hear my classmates say that while drinking, they said that the water flowed more when they drew a knife and cut off the water, and they raised a glass to pour their sorrows even more, but after they woke up, they all said that it was very painful, and it was really more sad, so it was a lie to kill your sorrows through alcohol, are you sad now?"

Xiao Ao's painful eyebrows furrowed and said, "I don't know, I've never drunk alcohol, I just want to show that I'm very drunk, but I didn't expect that the key to drinking is that the amount of alcohol is not about alcohol, my God, who invented such a thing as alcohol, which makes people love and hate." 」

Lan Tian laughed out loud and said, "Stupid, come here, I'll help you pinch the temples of your head, it's okay all at once! 」

Xiao Ao obediently lay on Lan Tian's chest, Lan Tian gently massaged Xiao Ao's forehead and ears, and warned him when he was drunk: "You must not drink indiscriminately outside in the future, so as not to be drunk and disorderly, you will lose your body, do you know?"

Little Owawa shouted in defense: "I'm the leader of the one-on-one loyalty gang, don't talk nonsense, gossip to confuse the public, drunken sex is a trick invented by you human beings, obviously very painful, and like to say, endless drunkenness is endless lovesickness, lovesickness hangs on drunkenness, entangled, cheers! It's not a plot made up by people who want to drink. 」

The wind chime also helped Xiao Ao speak, her eyes stared at the blue sky, and the strict rules said: "You yourself must be careful of the problem of drunken sex, you are not allowed to get drunk again in the future, so as not to get entangled with other women, now let's get down to business, we are not going to the Yellow Planet, do you know the way? Look, tomorrow will still be stupidly circling in circles!"

Lan Tian let go of Xiao Ao, looked at the direction of the sky and said, "Grandpa Ming has told me the direction, you will come back to me tomorrow, thank you just now! let me sleep sweetly, and I dreamed of my hot birthday present, now I want to use the starry sky teleportation technique to send us to the yellow planet together, I will hold the wind chimes tightly, Xiao Ao, you come to the middle of the two of us, hug my neck." 」

The blue sky order has just been issued, and everyone is already in place, waiting for the blue sky's action. Lan Tian smiled dumbly and said, "It seems that everyone is looking forward to the Yellow Planet's tourism, I won't delay everyone, let's go!"

Blue Sky tightened the slender waist of the wind chime and said, "You'd better keep your eyes closed, I don't know how strong the gravitational pull between the planets is, but I will teleport as fast as I can, so that you don't feel uncomfortable. 」

Wind Chimes and Xiao Ao both buried their heads in Lan Tian's chest, and Lan Tian silently recited the mantra, and in a flash, they stood on a high mountain, and the blue sky cleared and brightened the voice announced, "It's successful, our first planet teleportation has been successful, you can open your eyes and look around, does it look exactly like the blue planet?"

Wind Chimes and Xiao Ao couldn't wait to open their eyes, looking at the scenery in all directions, flashing with curiosity, Wind Chimes commented: "The feeling of the air is the same, and the weight of the body is the same, I think that the living environment of the Yellow Planet is basically similar to that of the Blue Planet, and it is a planet that can be immigrated. 」

Xiao Ao also agreed and replied, "I think so too, but the smell of my nose is stronger, is the smell of flowers here different from that of the Blue Planet?"

The wind chime said, "There must be more flowers here, and the smell is more mixed!" Next to them stood countless unknown small wildflowers.

Lan Tian said happily, "You two can slowly study this small detail, I have no interest in this, we are going to travel to Yunlin City, Phantom Spring and Autumn is in the temple of the Harpy God in Yunlin City, this last stop is to find Phantom Spring and Autumn." 」

Blue sky they happily walk down the mountain, at the foot of the mountain is a village gathering place, there is also a small market, people come and go and the blue planet is very similar, that is, the style of clothes is different, people here like to wear brightly colored clothing, and in the waist must be a belt, the appearance of the belt is various, embroidered with all kinds of totems, and must be equipped with a jade ornament on the waist.

Lan Tian is like a senior tour guide, so he naturally arranged, "Let's find a restaurant to eat first, see how their food is?

Lan Tian said and demonstrated slow movements, who knew that the wind chime grabbed Lan Tian's hand in a panic, and asked eagerly, "Eat, do you have the coins of the Yellow Planet?"

Xiao Ao blinked his red eyes, touched his neck with his hand, and said regretfully, "I forgot to prepare in advance for such an important question, and now it's over, don't even eat it." 」

Lan Tian said in a slightly sneering tone: "When you hear about eating, you will still think of this problem, your brains are all for decoration, Grandpa Ming has given me some, but it is not much, and I will look at it when it is not enough, anyway, the big things in the world are not a big deal, take it easy." 」

Lan Tian looked at the crowd in the small market, the crowd was also studying them, Lan Tian didn't care about the eyes of others, and walked straight to a small shop with a fragrant drink signboard with wind chimes Xiao Ao, and when he entered it, he found that it was selling drinks, and also sold some simple food, similar to microwave oven food packaged in space on earth.

The boss asked at the blue sky, "Are you from another town?"

Lan Tian replied relaxedly, "Yes, we are traveling from a far away country, boss, look at these coins, can they be circulated here?"

Lan Tian took out a few coins from his arms, and the boss looked at it and immediately said, "Yes, this is the coin we use, it seems that little brother, you really came from a very far away place, because this coin is common to the entire Great Dao Country, but you are from Dali Country?"

Lan Tian's face was not red, and he asked rhetorically without panting, "In addition to Dali Country and Dao Country here, are there other countries here?"

The boss smiled dryly and said, "Of course, there are still some small countries, but looking at your extraordinary appearance, talented, and very educated, you should not be from that kind of wild and isolated remote country, of course I know that you are a big family from Dali, what do you want to eat?"

The boss turned his words really fast, and soon justified himself, alas, this blue sky and the boss are both masters of acting!

Lan Tian looked at the menu, and he didn't know if he understood it, so he pretended to study it before saying, "Just your signature meal, there are also a cup of mung bean soup, sour plum soup, and red bean soup. 」

The wind chime whispered to Xiao Ao: "Blue Sky has this kind of ability to bluff people, the boss was speechless when he asked, and he automatically helped us say that we are from Dali Country, I dare to assure you, Blue Sky absolutely does not know what the ingredients of the signature meal are." 」

Xiao Ao replied dumbfoundedly: "If you eat it, you will know, since I was a child, I thought that it was right to follow him, including eating and drinking, asking about it, and being a nanny with all inclusive, so I don't have to worry about it at all." 」

Feng Chime glared at Xiao Ao and scolded, "Oh, you don't even know if you've been sold, be careful." 」

Lan Tian also squeezed his head between them at this time, and interjected, "My money is only enough for this meal, and then I will sleep on the streets, don't say that I didn't tell you in advance." 」

Xiao Ao only then knew that the situation was serious, and this all-inclusive nanny was of little use, he stared at the red eyes, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Then why don't you hurry up and find a way to make money, but I want to have a good time here for a few days, so I don't want to sleep on the streets." 」

Wind Chime also stared at the blue sky, if the eyes could kill, the blue sky would definitely be killed by the two of them, the wind chime scolded angrily: "Don't you know, you have money to travel all over the world, and it is difficult to walk an inch without money? This is the simplest truth, don't you a man know?

Lan Tian pressed his right hand on the center of his forehead, and secretly complained in his heart, why do men want to make money, from the earth to the blue planet, there is no law, there is such a provision!

The most annoying thing is that in the past, you could have three wives and four concubines, but now it is stipulated that you can only have one wife, without these benefits, and you have to make money by men's hard work, what is the reason? But I don't dare to refute it, when I encounter villains and women, I still have to endure the calm for a while!

Lan Tian had no choice but to search for the dry intestines and come up with a plan and said, "Then let's find an auction house, auction the things around us, and raise some money!"