Chapter 801: Mulan's troops
Gao Feng was stopped by two small armed police soldiers, and Gao Feng remembered that he forgot to let Jiang Wenhua and his gang take a photo with them, and these two little armed police soldiers were very unhappy, and they were like children.
"Brother, how can you be like this, how can you talk and not count, have you ever watched "Journey to the West", that turtle just asked Tang Seng to ask the Buddha, how old can it live, Tang Seng actually forgot about it, and as a result, it caused a disaster, do you also want to suffer a big disaster?"
Gao Feng saw that these two little armed policemen were really childlike, and he felt funny, this is the characteristic of young children, with a childlike innocence, which is also the unique character of young people.
Gao Feng gradually felt that he had lost his innocence, he was not old but his thoughts were old, and he had a bitter gourd face all day long, just like Wang Xiaoyue said, that is, a computer face all day long, as if someone owed him money.
Gao Feng didn't feel that anyone owed him money, he felt that the company owed him money, the lottery station owed him money, and he also wanted to get rich overnight and have a fortune overnight.
Gao Feng looked at the two little armed police soldiers and smiled: "Two little comrades-in-arms, you are really funny, your brother has watched "Journey to the West", and he also knows that Tang Seng offended the old turtle, and the result is one more difficulty, but this is not the same thing as that, I really forgot about it for a while, I will remedy it now, I will call Jiang Wenhua back and ask them to take a photo with you."
However, the two little comrades-in-arms, you obviously know that they are fake, they are not real traversers, and they are not from the Qin Dynasty, is it necessary for you to take a photo with them?"
While touching his mobile phone, Gao Feng told the two little armed policemen that the two little armed policemen told Comrade Gao Feng that they didn't care whether these people were real or fake, as long as these people were wearing Qin Dynasty clothes, then they thought that these people were from the Qin Dynasty, and they must also take photos with these people and post them to the circle of friends.
Gao Feng is also drunk, now people no matter how old they are, or what industry people are, they are really inseparable from this WeChat, once there is a novel thing happening, their first thought is the WeChat circle of friends.
As soon as Gao Feng touched his pocket, he spread his hands to the two little armed policemen and shrugged his shoulders helplessly.
"Oh, two little comrades-in-arms, I'm really sorry, your brother forgot to bring his mobile phone, and he can't contact these people just now. ”
As soon as Gao Feng took out his pocket, he found that he had forgotten his mobile phone in the Tulou Town Project Department, he didn't have it with him, and he couldn't contact Jiang Wenhua without a mobile phone.
The two little armed police soldiers cried again: "Why are you like this, aren't you teasing the two of us, we are on duty again, and we are not allowed to bring mobile phones, otherwise you can use our mobile phones to call." ”
These two little armed policemen were very aggrieved, as if a child had taken a fancy to something, and was always fooled by adults for various reasons, so Gao Feng persuaded the two.
"Two little comrades-in-arms, don't be aggrieved and disappointed, aren't you just taking a photo with the people of the Qin Dynasty, go back and wait for your brother to go out, I will take them to the detention center again, let them take a photo with you, you can take a group photo as you want." ”
When Gao Feng said this, the two little armed police soldiers said disdainfully: "Cut, don't fool us, you think we young people are so foolful, right, we don't believe your words, you are just farting, what is the difference between you and that Tang Seng, is it interesting to fool an old turtle, people are kind enough to carry him across the river." ”
Gao Feng was a little speechless by these two little armed policemen, he didn't know how to say these two little armed policemen to believe it, he was a little worried, he was also a person who wanted to be honest, and he felt that he couldn't help but realize what he promised others.
"Hey, listen up, our Mulan army has come to visit the prison, please call out the surname Gao, we are going to visit the prison. ”
Gao Feng was worried about how to explain to the two little armed policemen, and suddenly there was a group of people in front of the detention center, also a group of people wearing ancient costumes, riding horses and holding lamp balls and torches in their hands, and shining in front of the detention center as if it were daytime.
Gao Feng was overjoyed when he saw this group of teams, and he happily patted the shoulders of the two small armed policemen and said.
"Two little comrades-in-arms, don't you want to take a photo with the ancients, now the opportunity has come, this Mulan is a national heroine of the Han Dynasty, she is wearing similar clothes to the Qin Dynasty people just now, you take a photo with them, it is equivalent to taking a photo with the wave of people just now, and even much happier than them, because these are a group of beautiful girls. ”
In fact, there are currently two main folk theories about the historical age of Mulan, one is that during the period of Emperor Taiwu of the Northern Wei Dynasty, Mulan joined the army for her father and participated in the war of the Northern Wei Dynasty to break Rouran, Mulan participated in the Northern Wei Dynasty's war against the desert army Rouran many times, and her performance was outstanding, but no one found out that she was a woman, and after the war, the court wanted to award her Shang Shulang, but she politely declined.
The second theory is that during the reign of Emperor Yining of Sui Gong, the Turks invaded the border, Mulan disguised herself as a man, served in the army on behalf of her father, fought on the battlefield for many years, and made many meritorious achievements, and Mulan's deeds have been passed down to this day.
However, most people still regard Mulan as a national hero of the Han Dynasty and have been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
"Hey, Gao Yingying, what's going on, just now there was a wave of Qin Dynasty teams, and now there is another wave of Han Dynasty teams, what are you going to do, you have two dynasties in this dispute, you have to protect us." ”
Suddenly, the people at the door of the detention center shouted horses, and the director and the corrections who had not yet returned to the detention center were so frightened that they couldn't do anything, I don't know what the situation was, one would be the Qin Dynasty and the other would be the Han Dynasty.
Gao Feng smiled: "Director, and police buddies, don't worry, I will also protect you, this group of beauties, you have seen it before, in a few hours, they killed it again." ”
Gao Feng saw that the group of Mulan teams in front of the detention center were the beauties he knew, led by Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, Wang Xiaoyue, a female policeman, Yan Ruyu, a female policeman, Princess Wencheng, a female soldier of the armed police, Diao Xiaochan, a senior nurse, Ma Lanhua, a young woman in the dust, and Bai Fumei's sister Bai Bai.
Wang Shangliang, Zhang Aiqing, Shen Yu Luoyan two sisters, Cao Yicai and Ercai two sisters, Leng Yan and Zuo Kaimen sisters, as well as Gong Xiaobei, Guo Lili, Yang Guifei and Ji Ruyi, Chang E and Qu Duckweed, tax officer Bi Yue, Ren Yao and willful, and little girl yam.
The beauties are all dressed as men, and I don't know where they got the clothes of the Han Dynasty soldiers, all of them are handsome and chic.
"Ouch, beauties, didn't you say you were afraid of flies, mosquitoes, bed bugs, don't you stay for a moment, why are you here again so soon!"
Gao Feng also admires this group of beauties, they go fast, come quickly, just now said that they are afraid of flies and bugs, a nest of peaks ran away, this is not a few hours later, and there is such a big movement, I don't know what they are singing.
"Hmph, surnamed Gao, I hate us for coming quickly, are you annoying us, we know that you are particularly annoying us, so we are tired of coming, we are not afraid that you will not eat or sleep well, so we will send you some food and buy you pesticides." ”
This group of beauties is still worried that Gao Feng is not used to staying in the detention center, the conditions here are so bad that a normal person can't stand this suffering, and they think that Gao Feng is no exception.
Gao Feng said: "Beauties, you are worried that I will not have a good time, you want to send some food, then there is no need for women to dress up as men so much, you have to spend a lot of money on these outfits, right?"
Mei Gui of Xiaoyue City told Gao Feng that these costumes didn't cost a penny, they were lent to them by a friend of hers who was a director, she was directing a costume drama, they thought it was very interesting, so they borrowed these costumes, and she also heard that someone had borrowed a lot of clothes from Qin Dynasty soldiers and left.
As soon as Gao Feng heard it, he knew that it was Jiang Wenhua and others, he and Mei Gui actually met the same director friend, and both waves of people borrowed the director friend's costume.
The beauties asked, "Gao Feng, isn't it very heroic for us to dress as men?"
Gao Feng gave a thumbs up to this group of beauties and praised them: "Beauty, you are indeed heroic, beautiful is an advantage, what clothes you wear can't cover your beauty, you are a beautiful group of people, as for wisdom, the director probably doesn't know how many years these clothes have been used, how many people are crawling, I don't know how dirty it is, you wear it like this, you don't dislike dirty, don't you feel itchy skin?"
As soon as Gao Feng said this, this group of beauties was messed up, and they also felt that their skin was itchy, and they looked very uncomfortable.
"Oh, yes, why didn't we think of this, no wonder I always smell an unusual smell, and I feel a little itchy on my skin, like a little bug drilling around. ”
The beauties had a strange reaction, they wanted to take off this dress, but unfortunately they didn't wear other clothes in this dress, and they really didn't know what to do for a while.
Mei Gui said: "Sisters, what are you waiting for, these clothes must be dirty, the hotel doesn't wash the sheets and bedding much, not to mention these directors, they must be reluctant to find someone to wash the clothes of these props, but I don't know how many people and how much time they have been worn, let's hurry back and change our clothes, otherwise we will die of allergies." ”
The first sister of Xiaoyue City said a word, all the beauties obeyed, and they were about to leave the detention center, and Gao Feng called them back.
"Hey, beauties, you're here to deliver something to me, why didn't you leave your things behind, you left your things and left. ”
"Oh, Gao Feng, when is it, is it our skin that matters, or your things that matter, it doesn't take time for these things to be removed, you just insist on it, we have to hurry back home to change clothes." ”
This group of beauties was about to leave with their horses, and Gao Feng stopped the head of Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City.
"Mei Gui, it's okay if you don't leave me anything, but you must agree to take a picture with me before leaving. ”
Mei Gui raised her whip to whip Gao Feng: "Gao Feng, what's wrong with you, usually we ask you to take a group photo, you are frowning, but today you want to take a photo with us, we don't want to give you this opportunity, you just dodge." ”
Gao Feng dodged the horsewhip that Mei Gui had drawn, and reached out to grab it in his hand, and he said to Mei Gui.
"Mei Gui, it's not that this handsome guy wants to take a photo with you, but the other two handsome guys want to take a photo with you, and you are so well dressed, you don't take a few photos and send them to the WeChat circle of friends, what a pity. ”
Before Gao Feng's words fell, Mei Gui's group of beauties rode away on horses to the two small armed police soldiers, and they took dozens of photos around them in one go.
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