Chapter 1000: Celebrate after surrendering the gun in disguise!
Liu Ruihua said with a smile on his face: "Welcome to our country...... Don't be nervous, you should eat and drink...... It's like being in your own country!"
Smith said with a bitter face: "Thank you for the general's kindness, but we still feel different...... Oh, it's not the same with you than in our country. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
For example, our guns and military communications satellite systems must be handed over...... Isn't this what it means when we are enemies? Where do we mean to have friends? Therefore, as soldiers, we resolutely do not surrender our guns! This is our final bottom line!"
Liu Ruihua sweated for a moment, and thought: People have even handed over the plane, and they still have to ask people to surrender their guns...... This is a bit of a shame for people! That will hurt their self-esteem! But what should we do? Let them carry guns and satellite communication systems? This is absolutely not good!
Liu Ruihua's eyes rolled and he thought about it, he turned his head to the soldiers who were watching the vigilant soldier and said in English: "Who made you treat American VIPs like this......? How can they surrender their guns? At most, they can find a place to keep their weapons temporarily!"
Americans feel comfortable listening to it...... My heart is warm -- what a friend! In fact, I am a captive...... What country in the world would a soldier treat a prisoner with such a politeness as the young major general opposite? Oh God, we have met an angel, we don't have to surrender our guns...... In this way, the last shred of dignity of our soldiers can be preserved!
Some of the soldiers on duty understood English, and they were a little at a loss and asked, "Chief, what ......is that?" What to do? Let them carry weapons...... Your personal safety ......"
Liu Ruihua waved his hand: "A friend's muzzle will not be pointed at a friend! By the way, is there any extra weapon cabinet in the arsenal? Go get one, be quick!"
The soldiers on duty were stunned...... Jiang Feng said on the side: "What are you doing in a daze? Of course there is one in the arsenal, you hurry up and go through the formalities to get it out!"
The American friends didn't know what Liu Ruihua and Jiang Feng were talking about, and they thought to themselves, could they be discussing how to do something to themselves?
After a while, eight soldiers carried a medium-sized weapon cabinet up and placed it on the floor of the reception room.
Liu Ruihua said, "Open!" and then he said to the Americans in English, "Oh, dear friends...... Our country is a country where the carrying of guns is strictly prohibited, and even if we soldiers are not on duty, guns can only be locked in the arsenal!
There is an ancient saying in our nation that 'follow the customs'...... So I want you to lock your weapons and communications systems in the weapons cabinet, and keep the keys for yourself, and we won't ask. ”
Belch!
What a good idea! The Americans immediately burst into laughter! They kept the keys to the weapons cabinet by themselves, which means that they did not surrender their guns.
They thought that some soldiers would forcibly search their bodies and take away their weapons and equipment...... As a result, this major general was so polite and came up with such a way to get the best of both worlds!
Don't wait any longer! What if Liu Ruihua changes his hexagram?
Speed Point ...... Speed is needed!
American devils are in a hurry...... After a while, he locked his guns, satellite phones, etc. into the weapons cabinet!
Smith grabbed the key to the weapon cabinet tightly, looked at Liu Ruihua and said weakly, "Mr. General, you won't take away our key, will you?"
Liu Ruihua smiled: "No! I said that you can keep the key to the weapon cabinet by yourself!"
But Mr. Smith, our base is not very safe, and there are often thieves...... These thieves will open weapon cabinets......"
Belch!
Small...... Thieves? Thieves are often haunted by military bases? This ...... Isn't this talking nonsense with an open eye? What does the major general on the other side mean by saying this? Is it ......
After Liu Ruihua finished speaking, he looked at the stunned American devil and said with a smile: "Therefore, for the safety of your weapons...... I'm going to lock this weapon cabinet into our arsenal - then it's completely safe!
Someone! Take the weapons cabinet away! Put them in the weapons depot and take good care of them! Don't lose the weapons and equipment of the American dignitaries!"
Jiang Feng was stunned for a while, looking at the stunned American devil...... He couldn't hold back his laughter! Next to him, there were already soldiers laughing! This is really the best gun!
At this point, those pilots can only do this! After all, this is on other people's territory!
After Liu Ruihua dealt with the affairs of the American pilot, the sky slowly darkened, Liu Ruihua called Cai Zhuoyan and Liu Yifei and couldn't wait to pull the two of them to the VIP room of the air base guest house, the facilities here are comparable to five-star hotels, and they are specially prepared for superior leaders.
As soon as he entered the VIP room, Liu Ruihua picked up Cai Zhuoyan and Liu Yifei at once, spun in the air and flew a few times, and then pushed the two big beauties against the wall with one force!
Cai Zhuoyan and Liu Yifei were so frightened that they exclaimed: "Ruihua, what are you doing, we are all dizzy...... Woo......"
Cai Zhuoyan's small mouth was blocked by Liu Ruihua! Cai Zhuoyan's eyes immediately widened, and then he slowly closed his eyes and enjoyed it.
Liu Yifei smiled and looked at Liu Ruihua and Cai Zhuoyan kissing, she and Cai Zhuoyan are now in Liu Ruihua's arms, so Liu Yifei can clearly feel the fiery breath brought by Liu Ruihua and Cai Zhuoyan when they are intimate.
How could Liu Yifei not react to such a fiery stimulus? She first swallowed her saliva and began to watch the play! Wow, Ruihua's performance of Xiaoyan is really wonderful, Liu Yifei was shy at first, but later she was eager to try, and she wanted to applaud and cheer warmly. Of course, Liu Ruihua will not snub Liu Yifei, but he and Liu Yifei have been together for a long time, and Liu Yifei knows Liu Ruihua's skills and is not very worried, Cai Zhuoyan is different, so Liu Ruihua first wants to comfort Cai Zhuoyan!
For a long time, just when Cai Zhuoyan couldn't breathe, Liu Ruihua let go of Cai Zhuoyan, and then blushed viciously and Liu Yifei, who was fascinated, said, "What's so good-looking?
"Huh, I ...... I'm just going to take a look...... I...... Woo...... "Next, Liu Yifei's small mouth was blocked by Liu Ruihua again. Contrary to Cai Zhuoyan's reaction, Liu Yifei immediately responded enthusiastically and enthusiastically, and killed Liu Ruihua in a dark place.
Cai Zhuoyan tried to catch his breath, blushing and opening his eyes, and then he was immediately shocked by this warm scene, his small mouth opened and closed, thinking that this Ruihua and Yifei are so strong!
In public? It seems that I am the only onlooker, right? It seems that I am also Liu Ruihua's girlfriend, right? Thinking of this, Cai Zhuoyan smiled. It turns out that two women have a boyfriend together. Although Cai Zhuoyan was mentally prepared, when Liu Ruihua's colleagues made love to her and Liu Yifei, Cai Zhuoyan still felt very strange.
"Woo woo......" Liu Yifei slapped Liu Ruihua with her hand, signaling that she couldn't breathe.
Liu Ruihua left Liu Yifei's mouth and smiled triumphantly: "Haha, how is it? Two female classmates, how do you feel?"
Liu Yifei's face turned red.
Cai Zhuoyan said angrily: "You two, it's really shameless! I can't do it, I want to leave you pair of adulterers or something...... Far away!"
After Cai Zhuoyan finished speaking, he made a gesture to leave.
Liu Yifei hurriedly pulled Cai Zhuoyan and said, "Sister Xiaoyan, you can't go." Today, our boyfriend Liu Ruihua showed his skills and became a big hero, of course, heroes must be accompanied by beauties...... This beauty is you anyway. Sister Xiao Yan, you should accompany our big hero next. I'll go out first, so I won't disturb you. ”
Liu Yifei was leaving, how could Liu Ruihua and Cai Zhuoyan agree?
Liu Yifei smiled bitterly: "Ruihua, Xiaoyan, I really didn't mean to let you be alone, I really went out to have something." Don't forget, I already have an identity in charge of the intelligence department, and if something so big happened today, I had to report to my superiors in detail, and then wait for instructions from my superiors...... There's a lot going on! You're going to let me go, okay?"
Liu Ruihua and Cai Zhuoyan glanced at each other and could only nod. It's not good to have a long relationship with children, Liu Yifei has something to do.
Liu Yifei tidied up the messy clothes that were hit on the chest by Liu Ruihua's groping pig, opened the door and turned back to Liu Ruihua and Cai Zhuoyan and said: "This gentleman, this lady, please have fun tonight! If there is any news, I will notify you by wireless phone." Now, this room has become 'Do Not Disturb'...... Let's go!"
After Liu Yifei finished speaking, she took out the "Do Not Disturb" sign behind the door and hung it on the outside of the VIP room.
As soon as the "Do Not Disturb" card was hung, Liu Ruihua and Cai Zhuoyan instantly became very nervous. Then the two of them looked at each other, both a little embarrassed.
The deeper meaning behind this "do not disturb" is so ambiguous, especially when a man and a woman play this card in the room, what is going to be done next is very reverie.
Cai Zhuoyan blushed and whispered, "Ruihua, can we ...... It can't be like that. Cai Zhuoyan felt that he had to take the initiative. Otherwise, when Liu Ruihua takes the initiative to attack, I'm afraid she will have no power to parry.
Liu Ruihua fainted: "Ah...... Can't do that?"
Cai Zhuoyan immediately said coquettishly when he heard this: "You...... Deliberately pretending to be confused. Ruihua, I don't want to give you anything, I just think we're in too much of a hurry now?"
Liu Ruihua smiled evilly: "Yes." A little in a hurry. We should cultivate more feelings, and we can only do that after we reach the level of passionate love. Well, don't talk nonsense, now start cultivating feelings right away, start falling in love right away!"
Cai Zhuoyan was so angry that he slapped Liu Ruihua and whispered, "Ruihua, I'm really nervous...... You're still kidding. ”
Liu Ruihua said gently: "Xiao Yan, what are you afraid of? I won't hurt you anyway, right? I mean seriously, we really need to cultivate more feelings and find more feelings of love." Come on, we're a couple in love now, you're the girl I love, let's get started......"
Cai Zhuoyan was stunned by Liu Ruihua's affectionate language, and followed Liu Ruihua into the play in a daze.
Seeing Cai Zhuoyan's expression, Liu Ruihua smiled evilly, brewed his feelings, and said: "Xiao Yan, today we are a pair of first lovers, very young and ignorant...... Now, will you let me bully you?"
Cai Zhuoyan said shyly: "This is okay......? Necrotic. You did it on purpose...... No, I'm too nervous!"
Cai Zhuoyan shook his head nervously, and said pitifully: "Brother Ruihua...... I really can't. It's not that I don't want to, I just don't think I can do it...... I won't do it. ”
Liu Ruihua saw that Cai Zhuoyan was so nervous, so he smiled and said, "Hey, Cai Zhuoyan, I know you are nervous. Otherwise, I'll tell you a joke to relax a bit, okay?"
Liu Ruihua thought to himself that Cai Zhuoyan must be relaxed. Well, a good joke might do something unexpected.
Cai Zhuoyan was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Jokes? Okay, I like to listen to it!"
Liu Ruihua coughed and said: "One day, at an important meeting, the secretary of the municipal party committee held a city-wide family planning meeting, and then he asked a very bland question to the rows of girls: 'Female compatriots, do you know what day is Virgin Day?'"
Liu Ruihua said and paused here. Cai Zhuoyan said inexplicably: "Just kidding, where is there any Virgin's Day? It's just Women's Day? Well, is this municipal party committee secretary making fun of those female comrades?"
Liu Ruihua said with a smile: "At the beginning, many women here thought so in their hearts. Seeing that everyone was at a loss, he said: "We have repeatedly emphasized that the scientific outlook on development, you must use scientific methods to study and think, so that you can deal with all kinds of problems! Please remember that Virgin's Day is on 7 March! Because the difference between virgins and women is only 'one day'!"
Everyone was stunned and amazed. Afterwards, the applause was enthusiastic, and the leader was praised in unison for his "wisdom"...... Won't you become a woman?"
After Liu Ruihua finished speaking, he looked at Cai Zhuoyan with a smile and said with a smile: "Hehe, if you want to laugh, you can laugh, this is still a decent officialdom joke." You don't think it's funny, do you? Still don't understand the joke?"
Cai Zhuoyan's big Liu Ruihua glanced at him and said: "It's really obscene, are all you men so obscene and dirty?" Hehe, classmate Liu Ruihua, what kind of expression do you have? I believe you are a good man, you are not obscene!"
Liu Ruihua hugged his fists and said: "Ah, thank you, thank you, I'm really not obscene." ”
"You're not indecent, but you're a hooligan!" Cai Zhuoyan couldn't hold back a smile after speaking.
Liu Ruihua smiled: "The effect is good, come on! What, I'm starting to tease you." Sister Cai Zhuoyan Xiaoyan, can I take your little hand?"
Cai Zhuoyan didn't say anything, and nodded obediently.
Liu Ruihua smiled bitterly and said: "Khan, Sister Xiaoyan, it's not like this, you have to be reserved, you have to push half-way, you know?
Cai Zhuoyan's eyes lit up, and she nodded shyly, she has a high level of understanding, and she draws inferences!
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PS: Today's update ends!
Next, the two people in the room are affectionate and affectionate!(To be continued.) )