Chapter 595: The Friendship of Gentlemen is as Light as Soup (Birthday Update)

"Why do you think I'm smoking, who told you?" Hong Tao didn't worry about the blind uncle, and now even if someone says that he plans to commit a rebellion, he won't take it to heart. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoIt's just that this thing is too unbelievable, why do they say they smoked it?

"You see that your little face is all blush, and you are still white, and you still tell me by others? You can't hide this from anyone, you are in the basement all day long, and after smoking, you will scold and laugh for a while, you are a fool when you are a person in an Internet café?"

"This is why the neighbors see that it is not easy for you to live alone, and you grew up watching it, so you didn't go to the police station, or your kid would have gone in a long time ago. Listen to my advice and quit that thing. ”

"I've inquired for you, now there is a hospital specializing in this, if you can't quit yourself, go to the hospital to try, let your aunt bring you food, and endure it for a few months." ”

As soon as Hong Tao asked, the blind uncle became more serious, put the fishing rod on the pole, and stopped fishing, pinching Hong Tao's chin and began to talk bitterly, and almost burst into tears. He even thought of a way back for Hong Tao, and he inquired about the hospital's phone number.

"No, can we not do it...... I wondered, did you smoke that thing? Or how do you know so clearly?" Hong Tao slapped the blind uncle's hand off, he was stuffy in the basement all day long, and he basically didn't come out to see the sun much, and his face was a little whiter than usual, but not to the extent of whiteness. The blind uncle is called preconceived, first thinking that he has smoked, and then the more he looks at it, the more he looks like it.

Now I understand how this rumor came from, and the people in the cost-effective Internet café are more curious when they see that they are smoking cigarette oil with an atomizer in the office, and they don't let others in, so they have nowhere to ask if they want to.

The more mysterious and curious, this is a common problem of human beings, and then they start to associate with it. Not to mention, smoking e-liquid with an atomizer is indeed a bit like smoking that thing, and people who are not particularly familiar with it are easily misled by scenes in movies and television, thinking that they are also smoking.

In addition, as soon as I failed the experiment, I cursed the sky and scolded the air in the office, and I couldn't feel anything abnormal, but it might be a little crazy in the eyes of others, and then this became evidence that I was pumping.

"I ...... Do you like to listen or not, I don't talk nonsense with you!" The blind uncle was stupid, so Hong Tao asked like this, and he stared at him for a long time and didn't think of how to answer. But he thought that Hong Tao was quibbling, but he couldn't say it, so he simply lowered his head and sulked.

"I said blind uncle, we have known each other for more than 20 years, and I am relatively unpopular with others, and I also like to cause trouble. But you ponder, when have I ever touched something out of the ordinary, I can still tell the difference. ”

"I've made some money in the past few years, but look at me, I didn't wear a big gold chain to walk around the street, second, I didn't wear myself like a model in the mall, third, I didn't buy Daben, and fourth, I didn't go out to spend all day's drinking, am I really such a person who burns bags?"

"Still smoking, I'm almost quitting smoking now, and I'm still smoking! Don't listen to those old ladies chewing their tongues in the future, am I really going to smoke? The blind aunt stays in the Internet café all day, how can I react that she can't see it!" Seeing that the blind uncle was really angry, Hong Tao had to enlighten him in turn. What is this called, I am the one who has been framed and needs comfort, right?

"What is that really smoking? You still smoked it, or how do you know?" Sometimes honest people are the most annoying, their thinking is more linear, and it is easy to admit death.

“…… I...... Yes, I'm going to let you gain insight today, look here, open your eyes, man!" Hong Tao did smoke, but not in this life, he tried it a few times when he lived in the United States in a certain life, and there are many private parties over there that will provide this kind of thing, the more upper-class the more obscene, the whole world is the same.

But this thing can't be explained clearly to the blind uncle, and it can't be explained clearly, so what can be done? The easiest way is to use facts and show real evidence to dispel all rumors immediately.

"Hey, you're going to die! Hurry up and put it away, if you catch this thing, you will be sentenced!" The blind uncle saw Hong Tao take out two metal gadgets from his trouser pocket and twist them together, he immediately became anxious, stepped over in one step, blocked Hong Tao with his body, and kept scanning the surroundings with his eyes, for fear of being seen.

"You see, I'm not just smoking, I'm making it! I made this bottle myself, and I'll sell it in the future. Uncle Blind, if the police come to raid your house at that time, and I am desperate and secretly hide in your house to avoid the limelight, will you sell me?" Anyway, it can't be explained, Hong Tao simply did the opposite, and took out a small bottle from his pocket, which was full of light brown liquid.

“…… You're a bastard, it's a sin to die, catch and shoot. No, you give me that thing, you can't keep it!" The blind uncle was really frightened, his body was stunned, he was probably doing an ideological struggle, whether to stay away from this drug dealer or continue to persuade.

In the end, he still chose the latter, in his eyes, Hong Tao is not a bad person, even if he does bad things, he will definitely go astray, and he belongs to the kind of people who can still be saved.

"Hey, don't grab it, I've only succeeded in doing this thing once for more than a month. I'll be honest with you, it's not a drug, it's something I made to quit smoking, and it's not illegal. If you don't believe us, let's go to the police station now, I'll smoke it in front of the detention center, see if he dares to arrest me!" Seeing that the blind uncle began to rob, Hong Tao hurriedly told the truth. Don't tease him anymore, if you tease your fishing rod again, you won't be able to break it.

"Don't talk nonsense to me, whoever quits smoking still smokes a room of cigarettes!" The blind uncle still didn't believe it, but seeing that Hong Tao was so sure, he was a little hesitant.

"Look, I'll show you and you'll understand, come, smell what it smells like. "All explanations are pale, let's get on the dry stuff.

"Chocolate taste...... "Uncle Blind must have never smelled the kind of thing he thought, with curiosity and fear, he carefully sniffed a foot away from the mouth of the bottle, and then leaned forward and smelled again, feeling that there was no danger, and the taste was quite good, so he was relieved to get closer and smell it hard, and gave an answer.

"Tu Lao Hat, this is called coffee flavor! Look at it, I'm about to spit out clouds and mist!" Hong Tao doesn't like to listen to it, he obviously has a coffee flavor, how can it become chocolate, this is an insult to his hard work!

"Are you really that thing?" Watching Hong Tao screw a thumb-thick cylinder on a palm-sized metal box, then unscrew the bottle, inject the liquid inside into the cylinder with a straw, and as soon as his mouth sucked the thin mouth on the cylinder, a thick smoke spewed out of his mouth, and the blind uncle finally believed Hong Tao's words. This thing really doesn't look like that thing, and there is a faint sweet smell in the smoke, which smells good.

"Come, can you also try a few sips and see if you can smoke it?" Hong Tao didn't have it for himself, so he directly stuffed the metal box into the blind uncle's hand and taught him how to use it.

"Shhh...... Call...... It's a little choking, but the taste is okay, do you plan to use this to quit smoking?" The blind uncle is also an old smoking gun, and he quickly figured out how to play the steam smoke, and after a few puffs, he gave his preliminary evaluation.

This kind of e-cigarette oil contains nicotine, which can relieve smoking cravings, and the others are edible glycerin and food flavors, which are much less harmful to the body than real smoke. The smoke exhaled is also harmless, it will not stick to the furniture, clothes will always have a smell of e-liquid, and there is no need for an open flame, so you can enjoy it in a place where you don't want to smoke. ”

Hong Tao has just gotten this set of things for a few days, and Uncle Blind is the first to taste it, so he must listen carefully to the feedback and see if there is any improvement.

"Shhh...... Call...... I don't really know if I can quit smoking, but it's really reliable to smoke a few fewer cigarettes with it. How do you say you have a long brain, quitting smoking is different from others, is this thing expensive?"

The blind uncle took a few more sips, let his taste buds get used to it a little, and then tasted it carefully, and it felt much better, and then gave the final evaluation. On the whole, he is quite satisfied with the steam smoke, and has already started to ask the price, which means that he is willing to try it.

"I didn't sell this unexpected noodles, I made them myself. Don't be busy, I'll send you home when I'm done researching the first one. Let's be honest, you're not too young at this age, you can smoke a few less, just smoke a few less, and if you can't help it, just use this top, it's not a bad thing, right?"

Hong Tao Dan If there is a second sample, he will definitely give the blind uncle one first. He was not afraid that he didn't like to listen to his feelings, and it was more expensive than these thousands of dollars. It's a pity, there is such a thing at home and outside, and I still have to use it to experiment with e-liquid, so let the blind uncle wait for a few more months.

"That'...... Are you going to sell this thing for money?" The blind uncle was not stupid, and immediately heard some flavor from Hong Tao's words.

"Hey, hey, you have to keep it a secret for me, I can't say it yet, I'll find you with a few other flavors of e-liquid in a few days." As soon as he mentioned the matter of selling money, Hong Tao laughed extremely treacherously, and laughed in the middle of the night to give people goosebumps.

"Oh, if you're planning to use me as an experiment, then I can't do it in vain!" At this time, the blind uncle changed from an elder who tried hard to persuade Hong Tao to change his ways, to a peer who was scheming with Hong Tao to grab the fishing position, and his head shook like a rattle.

"Where can it be for nothing, when the time comes, you call the big grasshopper, and our master will go to the shabu pot in Sangulouwan." "For this kind of well-intentioned blackmail, Hong Tao did not refuse, and said that the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and when the time comes, the bottom of a clear soup pot will be as light as water. not only keeps the name of a gentleman, but also satisfies hunger!